Word goblin. 🔞 Trigun, Fire Emblem, Yakuza, all ships 🔄 current derangement: Vashwood current project:
@vweddingzine
layout she/her 40 hdr/pfp
@altades_art
what if vashwood growing old together and wolfwood not understanding how he isn't dead yet, how it's been decades and sure he stopped using the serum but he's practically unchanged
the vashwood ever. the utter absurdity. vash dying of a tummy hurty (but it was actually trauma) and woofwoof laughing his ass off about it before flipping into psycho killer mode in a single frame. they are everything
twt is not ballooning me but i turned 40 today and i promise babes you can still be 40 and be passionate about fandom, you will just get better at not putting energy into the parts that you hate bc you don't have the energy to spare 💖
vashwood motorcycle seating arrangement is so fucking funny. vash isn't allowed to drive because he keeps fucking crashing. he isn't allowed to sit bitch because he keeps groping wolfie (& making them almost crash). so sidecar it is, complete with donut warming rack and gamecube
i really hope studio orange knows what a smoking crater meteor impact they are going to make of the internet when they tease s2 woofwoof w/ his massive tits his boyfriend jacket his motorcycle his weaponized yearning his ginormous honkers his resolved gay crisis his boobs his ju
@purplebookcover
not to old-woman but i feel like i was in the last generation that was allowed to be really bad and dumb at things because we didn't have the entire internet watching us do it
for father's day the hopeland orphans knitted a giant Punisher cover that is an uneven abomination of color and gaping holes and if anyone ever makes fun of it wolfwood will shatter their kneecaps on the spot
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#gungravegore
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obsessed with the way '98 midvalley is Just Some Guy. he's here for the health insurance. he's just trying to pay off his credit cards. he's working a few gung ho guns freelance gigs so he can upgrade to a 2BR. he is mentally updating his resume as we speak
legitimately fascinated by the way all my fe3h moots shattered into discrete sk8, ff14, ykz, arcane camps but the few3h trailer dropped and we all emerged from our subterranean garbage holes to screech like a cicada brood over hubert's unwashed hair. ilu all
the first time vash watches ww play with the kids at hopeland, becomes their human jungle gym, cleans & kisses a scraped knee, cooks a slightly burnt pot roast while they bedazzle the punisher, clip up his hair, draw on his face with lipstick? he will become pregnant on the spot
vash, chin on ww's thigh, puppy eyes in full force: are we almost there nick i'm boooooored
ww: you are 150 years old figure it out
vash: [hand sliding up ww's thigh]
ww: I DID NOT BUY THE SIMPSONS HIT & RUN (GAMECUBE EDITION) FOR $$300 AT THE LAST TOWN TO BE SEXUALLY HARASSED
sry for being deranged over vashwood it's just that theyre everything. betrayal AND unbreakable devotion, simultaneously married AND divorced, sloppy gas station sex & elaborate healing religious bdsm, enamored soulmates transcending timespace but goofy competitive immature dicks
I know I know black cat ww but we really don’t talk about gawky misproportioned puppy stampwolf nearly enough, with his oversized paws and slobber and zero sense of balance when he doesn’t have a 300-lb machine gun strapped to his back
other people calling hubert ugly: I WILL FUCKING END YOU
me talking about hubert: god yeah love that greasy marmot. that shriveled gargoyle cryptid. decomposing cheeto-encrusted bogman. ferdinand so much as looks at him and he shrivels up like a horny nosferatu slug
surviving this week by thinking of cowboy wolfwood in too-tight jeans, hat, and half-unbuttoned chambray shirt lounging on a lawnchair with a beer in one hand and the other in the back pocket of vash's wranglers as vash walks his fingers up ww's chest and whispers in his ear
'98 wolfwood is the freak-nastiest kinkiest most comfortably sexually assertive Dom woofwoof of all though, you can't change my mind. man's got a whole arsenal in the punisher. he unclips the straps in battle and vash drops to his knees with a "yes daddy" on sheer instinct
Sorry to think about Sylvain, like, ever but the fact that he cannot go to the beach without two drinks, a JO crystal, a functionally useless belt with tassels that will fall apart in water, and a towel so long and thin it might as well be a boa? effervescent
wolfwood accusing vash of being clingy when, meanwhile, if his hand isn't grafted to the small of vash's back or his chin hooked on vash's shoulder or his lips cemented to vash's temple/neck/cheek/hair, he will shrivel up and die
i don't really care how tall wolfwood is. i love short king wolfwood and i love freakish stretched-out-on-the-supersoldier-rack wolfie equally. what i do care about is that wolfwood believes, with his whole ass, that vash is 7'20" and will not be told otherwise
pov you are my anime crush of 2023 and i am staring at you, utterly bewitched body and soul after you have just thrown the most epically pathetic and bitchless temper tantrum this planet has ever seen
For those of you who keep telling me "Boh, I have no idea who these hot Genshin men are you keep reposting, but you're making me ship it," here you go, a Childe/Zhongli primer 💧🔶 (hella 1.1 spoilers) 1/2
#genshinimpact
#chili
#tartali
#zhongchi
wolfie did not spend two years looking for vash to show up in anything less than a suit he had to be sewn into and tits with the gravitational pull of a neutron star. his men's depression barn untailored blazer is DONE FOR
[FE3H spoilers]
Can we all just agree that fantasy boxer briefs are perfectly acceptable undergarments in Fódlan, no, I don’t know where the cotton is grown or the elastic is manufactured, there are nuclear warheads and cryogenic chambers, don’t worry about it
sorry guys but i really love stamp wolfie. i love that he's a feral bratty self-aggrandizing dumbass gremlin & the only way he can deal w/ his cuteness aggression is sending notes that say "get out of my school." HE'LL GET THERE. PLEASE BE PATIENT GOD ISN'T FINISHED WITH HIM YET
guys please we just had brunch with my very catholic cherokee southern dad and we don't have time to unpack all that but the way i need you all to see the wolfwoodcore belt he was wearing
🖤🧡 ANNOUNCEMENT TIME 🧡🖤
I'm printing two different collections of my Hubert/Ferdinand FE3H fic, featuring ALL-NEW illustrations from a wide range of Ferdibert artists! Preorders are open NOW and I'm aiming for December 2020 fulfillment.
Living in the basement of Garreg Mach is like working from home, the first few days you're up, showered, and fully dressed at 8am, by Year 4 you're just hanging around with your tits out in a bondage collar, no one questions it
good morning to edelgard's utter and unshakable confidence in her ability to launch a wide-scale continental invasion after 8 whole-ass months at warcrimes sleepaway camp. stay winning queen
headcanon that there's nothing wrong with Hubert's right eye, but having both his eyes visible makes him look way too soft and sweet and boyish and it totally fucks up his whole Aesthetic
Denial & Deception is now the longest fanfiction I've ever written and the longest anything I've written all year, and if I can be soft as fuck for a minute, this fandom has saved me from massive, soul-crushing burnout and I love the Ferdibert Fam so much 😭😭
Vash getting so comfortable around Wolfwood that his feathery wing tendril appendage things keep slipping out and tangling around Wolfwood without him realizing it until he glances over and finds Wolfwood Ensnared in some extreme bondage situation
Lorenz, over tea: So, Ferdinand, is there anyone who is catching your fancy :)
Ferdinand, a dreamy expression on his face as he watches a rat scurry off with a slice of pizza: ...what did you say
'98 wolfwood has so much rizz it's insane. he just dirty-sweet talks vash with a single whisper and those quadruple-belted panties evaporate
trimax ww clenches his jaw and wordlessly grabs vash by the hip, tugs him close, and lets his furious glower do the talking
Friends discussing some actor I didn’t know
1: Ew I call him Skeletor! He’s so bony!
2: And his EYEBAGS. He always looks like he’s there to murder someone.
3: And those angry cheekbones!
Me, strangling my wineglass: W-would you say he look like he’s made of knives
1, 2, 3: YES.
good morning to the exquisite art of contorting the lyrics of any song you're currently obsessed with into somehow being about a ship you're thinking about
they watch the suns set together, and it's just a relief that vash stays here with him at all. if another sunset never comes for them, he knows by now they'll still find each other. however many lives it takes.
Times Hubert muttered "fuck." under his breath, abridged:
-When Ferdinand returned from a summer morning ride, skin glistening, bathed in golden dawn
-When Ferdinand bought him coffee
-When Ferdinand cupped one of his battered, scarred hands between his own
-When Ferdinand
i understand creatura vash because when i'm overwhelmed with anxiety i too would like to turn into a misshapen wad of feathers with no responsibilities and be lovingly cradled against nicholas d. wolfwood's fat tits while i scream
wolfwood walking into eriks's piano misery palace tits-first ready to rip his blazer open to show off his new nip piercings only for eriks to hit him with the "oh are you here to pray with me" memory loss