Writer and that. Does
@hauntedgen
, co-founder of
@mulgraveaudio
. Also Wiffle Lever To Full!, Fortean Times, Electronic Sound, Doctor Who Magazine, Summer Winos
What the hell, who fancies a night of 1984 diary readings at
@TheWaitingRoom
? Sun 30 Jun. ROB-E the robot, Deadman's Creek, the Videopac G7000, The Guardian of Goblin Grotto and more. I'll dig a load of photos and drawings out too. Tickets:
Really sad to hear Wilf Lunn has died. I loved him on TV as a kid, and when I discovered his website in 2010-ish, I sent him an e-mail and asked if he'd fancy doing a phone interview on my old BBC Tees show. He was every bit as charming and funny as you'd expect, and then... 1/7
When I was with my Dad, found a box of 35mm slides of his time in Malaya in the '50s. "When was the last time you saw these?" I asked. "I never have". He'd had them for 60 years and never seen the actual pics. Got them converted - this is him, aged 19. He's going to flip his lid.
Michael Staniforth - Rentaghost's Timothy Claypole - would have been 80 today. So once again, here's that extraordinary picture of him looking like a young Burt Reynolds. Gadzooks!
After a strong tip-off, I felt duty bound to investigate. And can confirm that the Redcar branch of WH Smith still has the faded 1970s/80s logo and livery above the delivery bay round the back.
I'm 47, and on a summer's night I still sometimes fancy sitting in a field at 1am with a couple of mates, two litres of Merrydown cider and a packet of Silk Cut.
I'd love
#bbc4
to show a complete run of Blue Peter, as they're doing with Top of the Pops. An episode every day. I think the archive is remarkably intact, and what an extraordinary insight into both TV and British social history it would be.
In the car last night - "Wow... I must have heard 'I Am The Walrus' thousands of times, but I'm still finding new bits. Never noticed that posh woman's voice before, it's really buried in the mix". Then I realised it was my GPS, telling me to take the A19 south from Billingham.
Hi-De-Hi was first broadcast in Jan 1980, and set in 1959. If it was made now, it would be set in summer 1999... Ted would be doing smutty gags about Bill Clinton, Spike would want to see the total eclipse, and the soundtrack would be S Club 7, the Vengaboys and Shania Twain.
I know I bang on about the 1970s being a weird decade, but I've just remembered there was a period in the early 2000s when people openly sat in shopping arcades with their feet in water, having dead skin nibbled from their feet by tankfuls of carnivorous fish.
I once saw Anthea Turner say she wouldn't date anyone who wasn't up for a vigorous, long-distance run at 6am. I felt a bit queasy just thinking about that. I wouldn't date anyone who wasn't up for eating a box of Just Brazils in bed at half past two in the afternoon.
Was anybody else in a teenage band that never actually existed? I spent the late 1980s in psychedelic fourpiece The Followers Of The Sun and rootsy rock band Gripwolf Jaundice. Lyrics written, album sleeves designed, track listings decided and that was as far as I got.
As a kid, I wanted to be strong enough to rip the telephone directory in half. After 45 years of hard training, I feel the day may finally have come...
2/2 ... spare a thought for me first, tear-arsing around Tesco in a blind panic with mask on and breath held, trying to buy food and collect medication for my Dad without bringing back a condition that would undoubtedly kill him? It's been hard enough as it is. Thanks.
So saddened to hear that Terrance Dicks has died... not just a brilliant Doctor Who script editor, but his Target books were absolutely my gateway to reading. And writing. I was bought Destiny of the Daleks as a seven-year-old in 1979, and went from there. A humble colossus.
I never met Wilf again, and I wish I had. But I'll always treasure these memories of a bizarre and brilliant evening. Love to all Wilf's friends and family. RIP. 7/7
Honestly thought someone had dropped a cuddly toy on my doorstep today - then it lifted its head and looked at me! Thought it was a baby snake for a while, but apparently it's the caterpillar of an elephant hawk moth. I've put it in the garden to have a crack at the foxgloves.
1/2 I am currently a full-time carer for my Dad, who has a serious condition of which respiratory problems are a part. I'm doing this because my Mum, in a rehab centre after a broken hip, has now contracted COVID. If you're excitedly tweeting
#WeWillNotComply
, would you...
Free as a Bird was unveiled on 20th Nov 1995. 9328 days after the Beatles' previous new release on 8th May 1970, the Let It Be LP. But today is 9329 days since 20th Nov 1995, so Free as a Bird is now closer in time to the Beatles' main body of work than it is to the present day.
It's 47 years today since the pilot episode of Last of the Summer Wine was broadcast. Michael Bates was 52, Bill Owen was 58, and Peter Sallis was 51.
#oldpeople
@SummerWinos
@IllegibleMe
My favourite Halloween tradition is people being adamant that it's a vulgar American invention that nobody in Britain had heard of until 1996 or something. When did that start? Sometime after I was knocking on doors dressed as ghost asking for money, I assume. That was in 1978.
Spent my teens writing my own adventure games for the ZX Spectrum. Found a handful of tapes in the loft, and amazingly... one of them works. This is The Adventures Of Humphrey Pendringham, written in 1987 when I was 14. Girls, eh? Who needs 'em?
Meet Chris Maynard, everyone! In 1977, Chris wrote the
@usborne
Ghosts book... and I had a fabulous afternoon with him yesterday, discussing much retro spookiness. He's great fun. I'm turning all this into a
@forteantimes
Halloween feature, and the book is reiussed in October!
Is there something going round that does a bloody good impersonation of Covid without actually triggering the tests? I've got that. The Yarwood variant.
Bought a beautiful vintage bookcase for next to nothing, so for the first time in decades my Target books are out in the wild rather than being stuck in a box in the loft. Putting them all in order last night made me extraordinarily happy.
Good grief, this seems to be new online today. The BBC Motion Graphics Archive - thousands and thousands of archived title sequences, stings and idents. I may be gone for some time.
#coldshower
I've done this before, but in trying times everyone needs a picture of Michael "Mr Claypole" Staniforth from Rentaghost looking a bit like Burt Reynolds.
I am 49 today. I'm too old and raddled to put up a current birthday portrait, so instead here's a picture of me on my 23rd birthday, looking like the bassist with a crap indie band from New York.
Went to an antiques fair yesterday and found a box of old badges for 10p each. Asked the lady how much she'd want for the whole box, and she said £4! Deal. I'm going to tweet them, one by one, from the
@hauntedgen
account. Bob's Badge of the Week.
Fabulous first-ever visit to the legendary Barter Books in Alnwick, one of the biggest used bookshops in the UK. Not only did I pick up a pile of classic Musty Books, but I was allowed to take Megan in as well. Here she is, looking for vintage copies of Dog Weekly.
When I started the whole Haunted Generation thing in 2019, I didn't expect to end up introducing a night of Public Information Films at London's
@BFI
Southbank. But here we are... Fri 2nd Dec, and I'm honoured.
@raghard
in there as well! Tickets here...
Happy 90th birthday, Tom Baker. I'll never tire of sharing this picture. The day he told an extraordinary story about working with Pier Paolo Pasolini that included the phrase "getting a throbber on".
I think this might be the most 1970s photo I've ever seen. That's my Gran on the left. Not sure where it was taken... it could be anywhere between Scarborough and Majorca.
After a lot of thought... I've decided to step back from radio presenting for
@BBCTees
for the time being. I'm absolutely fine, but it's been a bit of a stressful year, and I felt like I needed some time out to relax a bit... and to do some writing! 1/2
...clanking into life and occasionally exploding. I filmed a couple of clips of it on my ancient camera. Here's the "Hen Grenade" going up in smoke... 4/7
I can't tell you how much this book fired the imagination of my 11-year-old self. Every overgrown path in the woods around my house became a journey into tangled folklore and delicious weirdness. There were suddenly goblins and wizards around every corner.
Head-clearing ramble to The Wainstones. The North York Moors are very good for making you feel like you've been stood up by Gandalf and now have to make it to Rivendell under your own steam.
I hadn't been back to
@BBCTees
since my final show three years ago. The funniest thing about returning - my old locker was still there, with my name on! And filled with post from June, July and August 2020. Apologies if I never got round to playing your CD...
"I hit it as hard as I could and thankfully it went in". Proper footballer's interview from Josh Coburn. This is the stuff. I ask nothing more from my Boro players.
Nothing like a journey on
@WorthValley
steam railway for making you feel like you're the main character in a 1960s children's book, arriving at Druid's Hole to spend Christmas with your mysterious Aunt Esmerelda.
In adversity, there can be utterly lovelines. With my Mum in hospital with a broken hip, I've had to move in to be full-time carer for my Dad. I love my parents, but this is the most time I've spent with him in years. And we've had the old photos out, just me and him.
A joy to write this huge
@ElectronicMagUK
feature about the BBC Radiophonic Workshop. 16 pages! I did new interviews with Brian Hodgson, Dick Mills, Paddy Kingsland, Roger Limb, Peter Howell & Mark Ayres - & David Butler, discussing Delia Derbyshire's Inventions series. Loved it.
Really sad to hear about Steve Wright. One of the more surreal moments of my life was being a studio guest on his Radio 2 show and I was terrified, but he was absolutely lovely, totally reassuring and just wanted to talk about The Prisoner. He said "Be seeing you" as I left.
Tough decision, but after seven proud years I'm stepping down from the Saturday
@BBCTees
@bbcteesintro
show, and handing it over to the ace
@Rianne_Thompson
, who will host it from December. Please give her loads of support, she'll do a cracking job! And... (continued)
My Mum is 80 today, so I'm heading over to see her now. Here she is with me at High Force waterfall, over 40 years ago. I'm sticking my tongue out, and will probably do the same today. Say Happy Birthday to my Mum, everyone!
Went walking in Thorpe Wood yesterday, and found this hidden deep amid the trees. Genuinely felt like I was inside a
@fightingfantasy
book. What should I do,
@ian_livingstone
? Use the key to open the trunk, or just keep heading north?
My dog has fallen asleep with her head under the floor tom of my drumkit, so every time she gives a little woof in her dreams, it's got a shedload of echo on it. It's like having a dog signed to Sun Records.
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone. You're all very kind. Having successfully outlived Rasputin, I'm celebrating by spending my first night at home in my own bed since 27th September. Both parents now finally at home together and able to cope without me! I hope...
Always love the fact that Rutger Hauer's sinister Blade Runner android is called Roy Batty. Clearly a West Yorkshire replicant. "I've seen attack ships on fire off the A642, just before the Wakefield turn-off..."
Admit it - the only difference between the original Indiana Jones films and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is that you watched the first three when you were 11, and the last one when you were 35.
Ghosts of a shopping arcade. Last wistful look round Stockton's Castlegate Centre, opened in 1972 and a special place for me as a child. WHSmiths was were I bought swathes of my Doctor Who & Fighting Fantasy collection. Already partly demolished, but still open for last respects.
From my ancient photo albums - Kirsty MacColl live at the Arena club in Middlesbrough, 19th August 1992. I thought she was fabulous then, and I still do. Sorely, sorely missed.
So tonight's show will be my last appearance for a little while, but doubtless I'll be back on the station sometime soon. In the meantime - thanks so much to everyone who has tuned in, and contributed to making it all so special. And I'll still be here, being annoying. 😉2/2
Here I am with the Scarborough Darth Vader, circa 1978/79. £1 to pose with him, and the picture arrived in the post about a fortnight later. I've tried this before, but I'd love to know who it was - does anyone know?
#scarborough
Say hello to
@mulgraveaudio
! I've teamed up with
@andreworton
and
@illegibleme
to form a new company dedicated to producing original audio drama. We're really excited about this, and our first release - Simon Perkins' Lurgy - is out on 25/4. More here:
Second of my Star Wars transfer sets. Did these in 1978, when I was five. Love the big bully Stormtrooper knacking the little one with his blaster, and also note: I've filled in the "Continue The Story" bit. "Then Darth kills Ben then he looks in Bens cloak but he is not in it"
Yarm, my home town. I have a little wander up to this vantage point at the end of every year... it's like a gradual rolling back of history. Victorian railway viaduct, Georgian High Street, North York Moors.
Oh, Diana Rigg. I loved her from the moment I first saw The Avengers as a teenager, and this poster followed me from bedroom wall to bedroom wall for years after that. A great actor, and proper star to boot. Such sad news.
The hallway of the Fisherman's Arms in Hartlepool has the exact same wallpaper as the entire ground floor of our house in the 1970s. A genuine thrill to see it again. Great pub, too.
Judging by this morning's reports, the most devastating effect of the Stockton
#earthquake
is that it seems to have knocked an 's' from the word 'Teesside'.
My Mum had her first Covid vaccination this morning. If Bill Gates is now monitoring her thoughts, he's going to learn an awful lot about The Yorkshire Vet and what Betty next door has been up to.