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Hippo-Critical

@BlessedSouthpaw

2 months

Jeb “The Super” Bush

@JebSuspended

7 months

Southpaw, you’re an absolute detestable and spineless human being who is an absolute narcissistic and compulsive liar to busy massaging your own ego and that’s why genuinely you’re so hated and actually deservedly so by this point Fuck yourself

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Hippo-Critical

@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Seriously, do not let Disney ever live this shit down. For all the virtue signaling that they like to do over diversity and social justice, behind closed doors, they will happily enable the worst kinds of oppression against minorities.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

4 years

Disney under fire for filming #Mulan in China's Xinjiang Province, the site of alleged human rights abuses on a massive scale, including forced labor and the detainment of over 1 million Uyghur Muslims

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@SheevTalks Green Lantern:

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

(Joker comes out) Critics: "Too dark. It'll incite violence! It's a Taxi Driver ripoff!" (Torture porn video game with LGBT protagonist and cliched "revenge bad" theme comes out) Critics: "THE SCHINDLER'S LIST OF VIDEO GAMES!"

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Of fucking course he did.

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4 years

Cannot unsee.

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HBO's The Last of Us... what a fucking atrocity.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!"

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

>be a writer in 2020 >write a story with mostly just white characters, a decision made subconsciously >your story is criticized for lacking representation >consciously write more POC characters into your next story >get told you shouldn't write POC because you're white

saira rao 🍉

@sairasameerarao

4 years

White people need to stop writing Black and brown characters.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Food for thought.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

1 year

"LOOK HOW AWFUL THIS IS. FEEL BAD FOR THE FIREFLIES, PLEASE"

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

KEEP THIS MOTHERFUCKER THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE PUNISHER

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

The Last of Us II leaker was a genius. If they had organized and gone through the proper channels to address the crunch culture at Naughty Dog, the news would be forgotten in 48 hours. Going rogue and doing this, though? Everyone will be talking about it for a long time.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

Fly is a stellar episode of Breaking Bad and Nippy is a stellar episode of Better Call Saul.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

...are you fucking shitting me. One of the people who sent death threats to Laura Bailey... IS A DEFENDER OF THE FUCKING GAME. But no, you know, it's only the people that don't like TLOU2 who act like this, or so Druckmann and the media will say.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

Name a bigger downgrade.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Sherlock Holmes has been a pop culture icon since 1887, an entire 120 years before the character of Enola Holmes was made for a YA series that does not share continuity with the official Sherlock canon. Of course he's going to "overshadow" her. Irene Adler overshadows her, too.

Netflix UK & Ireland

@NetflixUK

4 years

Inspired by Sherlock’s sister ENOLA HOLMES, we installed statues in cities around the UK celebrating the real-life sisters of famous figures whose prestigious achievements have been overshadowed in the history books by their more widely known brothers.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Me enjoying The latest my last day of news on a relaxing week Chris-Chan long vacation at Myrtle Beach

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

-the hilarious looking sprint -the lasso increasing in length by hundreds of feet so it can grab a jet -the green screen -the use of Adagio in D Minor -the fact that she's sad because the guy she knew for a week 70 years ago is no longer possessing Handsome Man This sucks lol

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Happy Father's Day to this giga-Chad who did nothing wrong.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

.............HOW did this get published?

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

@lackingsaint it actually happened

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

When Peter 1 is taking too long to explain who the Avengers are:

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM THEY CHANGED THE TITLE @netflix YOU SCUMMY MOTHERFUCKING BASTARDS THIS WILL NOT GO AWAY.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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@CrabNamedHeller "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HIM, HE'S STABBING A WOUNDED FIREFLY TO DEATH! THIS IS SO TRAGIC!"

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Holy shit, based.

Man killed his daughter's boyfriend for selling her into sex trafficking ring, police say

The 19-year-old victim was killed last year, police in Spokane, Washington, said. The remains were recently discovered in the trunk of a car.

www.nbcnews.com

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

I made a meme to sum up how @MauLer93 's playthrough of TLOU2 is going right now.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a cinematic masterpiece. To prove this, here are four out of context screenshots. Any opposing arguments have now officially been debunked. Good day.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

A reminder of what happens when people who've never heard of EFAP check it out and see what it's actually like beyond "long man bad":

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

No...

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@BlessedSouthpaw

1 year

Trans people don't magically only start feeling dysphoria after their 18th birthday. So yes, yes they do, unless you mean to argue that trans people don't exist at all.

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@EricDJuly

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No, they don't. Furry.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Ratio with my city I've been building for the past decade.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

He is very not bitter

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Merry Christmas to everyone but MovieBob

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

If you defend Cuties, you don't get to complain about the male gaze in movies ever again.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

The Snyder Cut's probably gonna suck. *watches trailer* The Snyder Cut's probably gonna suck.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Hey, @Neil_Druckmann . You're probably getting a ton of hatred in your mentions right now. As someone who's approaching his first Father's Day after the loss of his dad from last year, and looked forward to your game, I just wanted to say: you deserve all of it. Fuck you.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Fucking cackling that he now gets to feel what we feel every day

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Disney's motivation is never to do the right thing, it is solely to make money, and the IDpol-obsessed lunatics that fall for their insincere pandering are playing right into their hands.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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It is now permanently etched into the history of The Last of Us II's development that its plot was leaked by an employee that Naughty Dog fucked over and will never be able to identify because the pool of suspects is too large to narrow down. Let that sink in.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

It's real. George Lucas' son throwing some major shade at Rey on Twitter. Pump this shit into my veins.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Art should be free to express a near-limitless range of experiences relevant to the human condition... but there is a big, fat, fucking line that you don't cross, and that is sexualizing children. Me and my family, we're done with Netflix. #CancelNetflix

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

I want you to imagine what would occur if a superhero movie starring a man came out today, and a plot point in it revolved around the superhero's long-dead love interest possessing a random woman's body that the superhero then has sex with.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

THIS IS REAL

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Yo, this is fucking lit.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

@lackingsaint SNL after writing an entire skit around a trending meme:

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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This pleases me greatly. It's always like this, everywhere I go.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Fuck Warner Bros.

The Ace Of Knaves

@the_knaves

4 years

Johnny Depp losing his Role In “Fantastic Beasts “ while Amber Heard still gets to Play Mera in Aquaman 2 is biggest Bullshit I’ve ever seen in my life , just dog shit #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

she raped a guy, Jonathan

Jonathan Burdett

@jburd22

3 years

Wonder Woman 84 is the perfect movie for the ‘internal consistency vs emotional resonance’ debate in film. Because it is so unconcerned with internal logic, and chases emotional resonance at every turn.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

I'm really banking on this being a cold take at this point.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

jOeL iS nOt a BeLoVeD cHaRaCtEr, WiNnIe tHe pOoH iS a BeLoVeD cHaRACtEr

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

Me in 2026, 5 hours into The Batman sequel, when the film cuts to black after a character is shown reaching for something:

mattson tomlin

@mattsontomlin

2 years

Another one.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

JOEL DID NOTHING WRONG

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@SamjaySamjay

3 years

say a gaming opinion that will get this reaction

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@BlessedSouthpaw

5 years

EFAP haters: "EFAP is such a circlejerk" Also EFAP haters: "god, why do EFAP fans want people with different perspectives to come on for discussions?"

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Or, you could watch the amazing original animated version that's already on the service at no additional charge. Or even better, watch it on DVD or Blu-Ray because physical media is the master race.

The Verge

@verge

4 years

Mulan is heading to Disney Plus on September 4th for an additional fee

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4 years

Same energy.

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Whenever someone asks, "why did this happen?" The answer will always be because Naughty Dog is a shitty company to work for and they had this coming.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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Yes... that's what "Rey is bad" means...

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Just finished Loki and am dying for an MCU show that is only as bad as the worst season of the Netflix Marvel shows.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Given the forcible ousting of the brilliant renowned writer Amy Hennig by Neil "respecc whamen" Druckmann, the cover-up of Robert Cogburn's sexual harassment, and now this? This studio deserves to go tits up.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

I long for the days like in The Winter Soldier, where Sam yelled out in pain as he lifted Steve to safety after saving him from plummeting to his death, and it was clear what strain lifting that kind of weight would put on his body. Here, I don't even know what the stakes are.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

Put him in Venom 3 or Morbius 2 or whatever fucking project Sony is working on for their currently Spidey-less Spider-Man franchise just give him SOMETHING

T.W.K

@gansta_a

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Give him a mfcking trilogy Sony

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Fuck Neil Druckmann, and fuck you if you're going to praise his pretentious edgelord misery porn just because the main character is a lesbian.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Just wanted to clarify that I am not pointing out the LGBT protagonist as a criticism like with the remarks that it's torture porn with a cliched theme, I'm just mentioning it because it probably has a lot to do with the motivation behind much of the game's praise from critics.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

You are not getting good content ever again

ScreenTime

@screentime

3 years

'WandaVision' creator Jac Schaeffer has signed a 3-year overall deal to develop TV projects for Marvel Studios and 20th Television

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Joel got fucking fridged yet people like Ashley Lynch who complain about the women in refrigerators trope are eating that shit up as soon as the genders are reversed. Hypocrites, all of them.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

You were saying?

China Xinhua News

@XHNews

4 years

Statistics show, time and again, that some are disproportionately prejudiced against in the U.S. #FightRacism

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Nature is healing.

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4 years

that's it, i'm killing myself, bye everyone

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

When you realize that the villain of the sequel trilogy and a first initial and last name of "K. Ren"

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@BlessedSouthpaw

10 months

@SheevTalks John Stewart, right? ...right?

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

The funeral for comedy will be held this Saturday at 3:00p.m. at the Cathedral of St. John in Albuquerque.

Thor Updates

@ThorUpdate

2 years

A new clip from Thor: Love and Thunder has been released!

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

...did the guy that wished for coffee at the beginning of WW84 have to renounce his wish, too? How does that work, exactly?

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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L. Fucking L. Fuck you.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

This is what all these videos were whining about btw

Weird Owl Enjoyer

@MasterOttr

2 years

@VaushV what they are freaking out about btw literally less than 1 second

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

Art is subjective. But if you disagree with me on [movie], you're brainwashed.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

RIP MauLer's spider roommate 2021-2021

A.K.A. JLongb0ne

@JonsLongs

3 years

long man baddies: efap is just 11hrs of chuds hating women efap:

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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Alright, here's my TSS take: -Weasel was good. -Rick Flag was meh at first, then I came to really like him. -Peacemaker was really good. -Bloodsport and Ratcatcher 2 were fantastic. -Polka Dot Man was funny, but I wish his trauma wasn't undercut by jokes all the time.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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Oh great. Great. Now in order to qualify for the Oscars, you need to literally fulfill a diversity quota that excellent movies like 1917 and Parasite wouldn't have been able to. This won't negatively affect writers who want their work recognized at all.

New York Times Arts

@nytimesarts

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Films will have to meet an inclusion standard to be eligible for the Oscars, the academy announces. The details are still being worked out.

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2 years

You can probably guess what I thought of the Better Call Saul finale.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

3 years

There is no version of Alfred that out-Chads this one.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Mad Max: Fury Road was a women-led action movie where every female character was a good person, and every male character except for two were evil. It was a smash hit. Wonder Woman had multiple heroic male characters, one female villain, and two male villains. Also a smash hit.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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Don't make me tap the sign, Bob.

Bob Chipman 😁 bobchipman.bsky.social

@the_moviebob

4 years

PLEASE report every account that you see *attacking* film critics, journalists or outlets that reviewed "Cuties" pretending to accuse them of 'supporting pedophiles' for targated harassment - this is now a clear mass pile-on campaign with an agenda 🤬

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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MK Ultra Money (crypto alt)

@MKUltraMilady

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@SSGSSJack @treegnomechild If you want story and characters go read a fucking book.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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The Snyderverse is dead. Bury it.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

The game of a generation.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

4 years

Here's some advice: if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, YOU'RE the asshole.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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@LilithLovett It is painful just how accurate this is.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

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This is Abby's facial model. Yes, she really said it.

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@BlessedSouthpaw

2 years

This episode is one of the easiest of any show to criticize and you still faceplanted, ngl I'm impressed

Lucas Star Wars Girl

@LucasSWGirl

2 years

Leia: "Are you my real father?” Obi Wan: “I wish I could say I was." For me, this is the WORST line in Obi Wan. It's proof that the writers don't understand what came before. It suggests he had a thing for Padme, and therefore Anakin was right and justified. WTF. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Show me a line that has aged worse than this one. Go ahead, I'll wait.

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