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@BlastoiseBluu

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@BlastoiseBluu
Blastoise
2 years
@Anthony43369745 @BCBigCoyote @killmesIime Unfortunately I don’t want to tell you
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@Anthony43369745 @BCBigCoyote @killmesIime I know the answer but I don’t want to tell you
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@BlastoiseBluu
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2 years
@DrDisrespect Dam that’s crazy anyways Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@Tyler84225475 @Hey_Dez @DrDisrespect You must be fun at social gatherings of large proportions
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@bnardschoenhoff @TheNBACentral I gotta question…who’s your favorite Pokémon and why?
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@__Layol @RatioedByWest @Levy2JZ @JakeSucky Bro called you a bacon ranch and melt sandwich lmaoooo
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2 years
@overtime @CollegeGameDay Basketball is such an easy sport idk why these head coaches don’t have teams tiki taka tf out of possessions
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@Devi1ii @AlexBen1206764 Hate is such a strong word my sister in Christ. Perhaps dislike of his music?
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@sippinondat @Steevn_x @LegionHoops I’m 7 next year and MJ is ass
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@kampagnepapi @realravensfan2 @DailyLoud Only weenies don’t cooperate. Me personally? I’m giving you and your unborn child up expeditiously
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@mbappemcu @StolenShotz @_jjdagoat @DailyLoud Anyways who’s yall favorite Pokémon fr I’ll start
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@realMWO @crazyclipsonly I smell you bitch go shower
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@miladyraider @waponese @Bornakang Do you like your melon intact?
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@hodgetwins This is how
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@BleacherReport Rate my thanksgiving dinner
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@McHoward21 @BleacherReport @ClemsonFB Legit question. Who’s your favorite Pokémon and why?
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@NBAMemes Innocent zero tattoo baby face rookie Clarkson is highly missed. I still beat my meat furiously to his Laker days.
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@KoRnDoGG408 @TheBoiSantana Hey Corey it’s Brian from accounting thank you for letting me eat your ass in the break room last week I know you said it was a one time thing but the way you moaned said otherwise. Anyways come pick up your paystub tomorrow thanks
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@tanyaa_kamara16 @uglygod_geno I would never treat you like that Tanya
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@soccer_usa_ @usmntonly Man shut up and good morning my brother in Christ
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@JarretNoDegree @HimmyNelson @DramaAlert I pay it for him. Any other stupid questions?
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@moe_lean @scubasteve028 @rhemmycrown022 @DailyLoud Anyways who’s your favorite Pokémon fr?
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@0nemorecomma @DailyLoud @dea @WhiteHouse @FBI @CIA @BarackObama @Oprah @RealSkipBayless kindly investigate this Twitter user for the support of illegal activity. Furthermore, take into account this new potential way of transporting drugs.
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@KryptsKorner @ayaa_lovee @ItsJayylin @ThatsLudaChriss I also stay eating ass in the parking lots people are missing out fr
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@sussyreturns @MarsLeRoux @crazyclipsonly Y’all should just fuck it out ngl
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2 years
@Ballislife @heydb Anyways Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@BattierInc @ModernWarzone Anyways Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@eroybernardJB @kampagnepapi @realravensfan2 @DailyLoud I document and record replies pertaining my posts. I suggest you tread lightly and simmer down. I’m well respected at my local court district jurisdictions and surrounding counties.
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@CGBBURNER @LegionHoops The unthinkable unfortunately
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@GayAmatuer11 @designedugly @degan323 @ycsm1n Nah don’t back down not you gotta beat his ass
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@FormaL You couldn’t hang in todays more physical, aggressive, skillful COD era so you dipped to a Mickey Mouse video game. Please pipe down.
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@RealQuis_ @daveredacted1 @CreepyOrg Idc I’m selfish clone that mf right now @Oprah @POTUS
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@ModernWarzone Sun doesn’t shine? Speak for yourself. Mine is stretched out and always open for business
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@Jenkky7 @NBAMemes Hahahah omg you’re so funny hahaha wow lmaooooo hilarious hahah you’re so goofy and quirky 😛😝😜🤪
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@LakeShowYo Anyways Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@LAGalaxy This the team that won all titles when the league was composed of UPS drivers and part time BestBuy employees lmaooo
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@Moltisanti_afc @3cbPerformance @MLS_ZONE No one asked for your existence
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@ei1uan @TempMental @JakeSucky This the face your dad makes when I suck his cock
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@LegionHoops @ChrisFedor Don’t let this distract you from the fact Blastoise and Gary are the greatest duo of all time
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@SportsTalkDan @BleacherReport @danawhite The ones on your cock are more massive but I get what you’re saying
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@Crimsix Anyways Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@martysmavs @amarismmv @DonavonDuane @NickVanExit @MG_Schindler And that Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@JakeSucky I’m 3-10 in bar fights. The 10 losses were extremely competitive where I landed at least 2 combos. If he had a guy like me with him none of this would have happened. I’m a boy of peace now unfortunately.
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@AnthonyJB97 @Prophetprops1 @msipes @ClampedByButler You unfortunately split coverage through your dads condom
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@FaZeBlaze @DramaAlert @makeawishla @MakeAWishIntl he is making fun of your organization and the individuals involved are you just going to take that? Me personally I would message @FaZeClan and @Twitch for starters.
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@dangeranger98 @DaveInspectGuy @Rothmus Bro a cuck raising children from another grown ass man lmaoo
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@Stockton209ers @Lj_era8 This account user is mocking your organization you just going to let that slide? @sinalocartel @chapo @elchapo
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@romancavalcanti @TheBoiSantana Mf talking about “she deserves” then why let her ride that old beat down car for so long lmaoooo
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@NBAMemes Yeah this confirms the account holder is 13 and yt
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@meeech803 @baxkpaxkgod @overtime After careful deliberation I’m afraid I will have to cancel you
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@NBAMemes Idk let’s play some warzone tho?
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@brfootball Watched them. Can honestly say they play at the level of a D2 or D3 high school boys team.
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@GunsteamV @ChefDCruz @BobbyPoff @CallofDuty @NICKMERCS I can already hear all girl streamers moaning they are being harassed. I give it three days max
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@jprasun21 @SportsCenter I don’t see UPS drivers and part time Best Buy employees on the floor
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@mikeinmarlton @shannonsharpeee I hear it’s cus you’re so darn cute
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@Apv_who_laughs @lunga_16 @brfootball To make weenies like cry unfortunately
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@BlastoiseBluu
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2 years
@ModernWarzone Yes, Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@mpongotwit @cttw49 @GiaMMacool You are irrelevant to life
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@hitchariide All the liberal tears were so delicious omg
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@scubasteve028 @rhemmycrown022 @DailyLoud I’m happily unemployed and in my prime can you kindly explain?
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@soyesquire @Mjdc0102 @TheJoeySwoll Shut Michael right up lmaooo
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@NBAonTNT @ShamsCharania @anthonyVslater Welcome back to Santa Cruz Warriors Wiseman!
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@Lakers Anyways Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@ModernWarzone This is what liberals think guns do lmaoooo
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@brfootball Anyways Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@finnaswirl @Fio1213_ @lfczzzz @iamyesyouareno Look everyone a girl lmao shut up girl
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@CDL_Clips This the same guy that was forced to retire because he was getting his cheeks clapped? Imagine
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@NBA @KingJames Don’t care I’m eating rn
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@Kimonee9 @LSDFridge I have a feeling you and I will date
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@ShaggyBurner @GuruLakers Nah dude waited until the lakers first piece of success to drop that bomb and cause havoc. He’s a Celtic fan fr
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@_Streetz @BeardedDirk @SportsCenter I sucked both your dads dicks
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@espn_macmahon Dam that’s crazy anyways Blastoise is the greatest Pokémon of all time
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@shivaye01 @crazyclipsonly I hope they grow into those massive ass watermelon heads
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@LemaineSaunders @DonLotto7 @MrsBoomBoomNYC Nah stand your ground now you gotta beat his ass
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@lafcedge 26 years of existence and all their Mickey Mouse cups were won when the league was composed of part time Best Buy employees and UPS drivers lmaoooo
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@BlastoiseBluu
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@leiahhmaree @alexanikolas__ Way to make this all about you pookie
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@BlastoiseBluu
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1 year
@Clayzour @Benny3E @ModernWarzone @KR_06_ They're are all relying info....how is it copying.?.....its like saying the news channels copy each other.
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@BlahBlahBllaahh @crazyclipsonly You must not know me then. I’m a problem those tires would be history if they come my way
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@Bigfan4Usa @supa_uglee @Multimilordeath @HollowayGrant @SportsCenter And if you got some bitches every once in a while grandma wouldn’t question your sexuality
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@OVOLakeShow Greatest Pokémon of all time
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