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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Them North Carolina boys took me to Cookout and told me I could get a sandwich, 2 sides, and a drink for $4.95 boy I cried in the whip.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
1 year
This Dreams and Nightmares for aunties.
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1 year
Mary J. Blige had y’all in chokehold with this 2007 song!
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 years
He rushing it but congrats to him.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
Women: "I need my man tall I can't date no short man" Her father:
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
8 months
Fantasia playing Fantasia.
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@buffys
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name an actor that was born for the role that they played
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@BigDeanII
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6 months
@Feyipatts
Omokhuweh
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If you really want to know a man’s true colors, get pregnant
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@BigDeanII
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6 years
I first heard about Cookout my freshman year. Cats was like “yo we heading to Cookout” I’m thinking “Damn North Carolina folks throw cookouts at 1 am, they different up here.”
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 months
Not loving me on the first link is even crazier tbh.
@imvkgoku
itachi
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I love you on the first link is so crazy 😭😭😭
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
4 years
Me during the Badu vs. Jill Scott battle.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
Cash app your queen $1 for every day she didn’t get on your nerves in 2017. She should be able to buy a bag of chips or something with that $2.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 months
I ordered 15 wings, she ordered 10 wings. I’m eating 20 wings.
@MaDhlomo_
gqimm shelele💎
8 months
what is relationship math? 👀
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 months
VH1 used to be quality television.
@SneakerDave
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3 years
Bro. Tango used to dress foul. 😂
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 years
When you got a gun in your waist and had intentions of shooting up the place but Biggie asked you not to.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
Say “aht aht” to other people’s kids
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6 years
What does it look like I do for a living?
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
My man didn’t get no sympathy
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
This Verzuz for the people who had MySpace pages.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
Keaton going back to school today
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
4 years
Day 26 getting their boots SMOKED.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 months
Pretty Ricky first 2 albums better than anything Elvis ever did.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
Me looking at the silhouettes of a perfect frame
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
I love my precious grandmother to death but I hated staying with her because she didn’t have no fire snacks, just regular food. If you wanted a snack you had to warm up some turkey necks.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Luda reciting Cam’s verse from The Roc (Just Fire), his favorite 16 bars.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 months
@crackcobain__
BASED SAVAGE
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Wonder what would happen if Waffle House had $1 margaritas
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
4 years
When Usher pull out Superstar, what Trey gonna do? HUH?
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
I really don't see a difference between Bodak Yellow, & Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
The letter pimp c wrote Paul wall is the greatest thing I've ever read in my life
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Women will send you to the store and ask you to bring back a “shallot” like come on shawty
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
"My bad bruh the map said buss a left" #NiggerNavy
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
11 months
Shaq lost it. 😂
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
*Isley’s plays Contagious Steve: “When I had the flu in 2001...”
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
Nobody actually getting in the water but it's still lit #NiggerNavy
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Lady was going down the line speaking in tongues and touching all the kids making them fall. She got to me and when I didn’t fall she gut punched me.
@KevOnStage
Kevín
2 years
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen WITH YOUR OWN EYES happen in church?
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
4 years
“Hey Candace, this is me. Jimmy, from LinkedIn..”
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
1 year
Seeing Jeezy perform Bottom of the Map with an orchestra would probably make me shed tears.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
After sex u gone be walking around her room wit ya arms covering ya chest asking her "where my romper"
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
Southern men are family men. Now we may have multiple families, but still family men nevertheless.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
Bbw could mean beautiful black women, big beautiful women, or baked barbecue wings & im down to eat all 3 tonight
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
Not wanting to do nice things for the person YOU chose is insane like come on guys.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
8 years
"Ay bro you seen my jean jacket?"
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Dean.
4 years
Ne-Yo and Johnta might’ve set the bar too high. 😂
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Ron Isley said, “all that I’m giving, GIVING!”
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
Me on my first day of practice at Bishop Sycamore.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 years
Trick Daddy on Nann Nigga was talking about not finding someone who will wear more polo than him and Trina went 0-100 talking about fucking 5-6 best friends.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
Mama Keaton on her way to the trump rally
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@BigDeanII
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3 months
@SeidenWSBTV
Michael Seiden
3 months
BREAKING: YSL defense attorney Nicole Fegan arrested on gang changes, . @Atlanta_Police confirmed. @wsbtv
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
4 years
Tyler Perry took a night gown and about 4 bad wigs and made it do what it do.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 years
I don’t take good company for granted. Just being in the presence of a person you genuinely enjoy is undefeated.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
I’m not gone lie I lowkey understand how a parent could be having a rough day at work and come home to a butter knife in the sink and lose it lmao.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
1 year
We were talking about it still being hot in November and November said bet.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 years
Men: Women while Heard It All Before is playing:
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
4 years
“I wanna dun dun dun, OH! Cause you so thick.”
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
Gabrielle Union during foreplay.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
Laughing at the TL laying next to your girl.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
I’ma be shaking those Popeyes chicken nuggets in my hand like skittles.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
Sexual Healing was probably our grandparents Throat Baby.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
Montell Jordan was ahead of his time in the Get It On Tonite video. A true trailblazer.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
4 years
A wise woman by the name of Christina Milian once said, “every little thing that we do, should be between me and you.”
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4 years
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@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
4 years
What would you do if Jay-z snatched your phone from your hand?
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26 days
They need to get in the booth too tbh.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
Of all the content we got tonight this definitely the nastiest.
@simsimmaaz
Make Oxtail Cheap Again
3 years
TL sleep? I like my potato salad hot.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
My masculinity too fragile to dance but on the inside I be sashaying like a motherfucker to Get Me Bodied
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
30 years ago was 1970 and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
2 men with cornrows shouldn’t have been allowed to make such a beautiful song as Summer Wit Miami.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
I can’t text my hands are too busy building houses.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Not asking for much is only going to leave you with the little you asking for.
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4 years
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Dean.
6 years
Wayne called himself the best rapper alive and we believed him. TI called himself the king of the south and we believed him. LL said they call him big Elley and we said “now wait a minute...”
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
"That's a nice ballad you have there. Be a shame if someone, nayhoo'd on it."
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 years
I never wanna be in a spot that plays Low by Flo Rida or Smack That by Akon. NEVER.
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1 year
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@Jani__Gee
Jannifer Gao 🌶
1 year
Gen X and Millennial Black professionals love a black t-shirt with white block letters that tells people that they are both black and a professional lmfao
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
7 years
Person: happy Independence Day Me: what are we independent from brotha
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Dean.
2 years
Y’all be having all this smoke online for black men but in person be afraid to tell white coworkers no when they ask to touch your hair.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
Never met a black man with a Hispanic name who wasn’t a menace.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 years
Stop playing wit me.
@LipBitinANNAmal
DoItLookLikeIWasLeftOffBad&Boojie
5 years
How old were y’all when you found out the ridges on the bottom of the salt/pepper shakers had a purpose?
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Dean.
2 years
Diana was at the dinner table to Zeke like “IF JOHNNY HAS 5 APPLES!” #PowerGhost
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
You tell jokes on twitter this how some people expect you to be in person
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
4 months
Buddy went across the bench like Troy Polamalu
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
4 months
A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation.
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@BigDeanII
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1 year
RIP Nate Dogg.
@WxLLxxM
William (Wxllxxm)
1 year
What’s the most perfect hook you’ve ever heard in music ?
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5 years
A moment in time.
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Dean.
7 years
Kris Jenner on her way to E! headquarters.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Anthony Hamilton Verzuz Musiq Soulchild, when I tell y’all I’m IN THERE!
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Dean.
4 years
You don’t get to dictate the retaliation after you initiate the smoke. 😂
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Dean.
5 years
Me comfortably in my home calling the police on you as you threaten me with your pistol.
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6 years
If we didn’t get married we didn’t talk.
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Dean.
5 years
Marilyn Monroe by K Camp the greatest song ever.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
Party by Beyoncé.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
“If you find a Usher in here, I’m pussy!”
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
5 years
Tough times are only temporary. Get through it and learn from it.
@chefkeva_
No I’m Not Vegan
5 years
What’s something you learned that changed your life forever?
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6 years
I just started watching The Office and the scene in the diversity episode when Michael said he should’ve gotten some ‘colored greens’ and buddy corrected him, he said “that doesn’t make any sense, you don’t call them collard people” I was in TEARS.
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5 years
This posture is wild.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
A rapper can rap about guns he didn’t shoot and drugs he didn’t sell all day, I don’t care. But if Lenny Williams really didn’t love that woman, I’d be fucking DEVASTATED.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
3 years
This album had no business being in our possession.
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5 years
This the one.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Musiq always tryna ease his way in there by being a friend first, he ain’t slick.
@jiggyjayy2
MAY18TH
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If you really listen to Musiq Soulchild lyrics real close, he kinda of an aint shit ass n*gga but it sounds so beautiful so you don't notice at first , Maxwell too, lowkey
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@BigDeanII
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6 years
“You coming out tonight?” Me: “Nah man my doll on 88% tonight, I’ma just chill.”
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Dean.
3 years
Just because you see me tweeting, that don’t mean I’m not sleep. Because I am.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
2 years
Nelly really started Hot In Herre with “Good gracious, ass is bodacious.”
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Dean.
2 years
Chris Brown screaming Karrueche’s name in the Back To Sleep remix is top 3 most hilarious things ever.
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@BigDeanII
Dean.
6 years
My queen saving me out of a burning building while her child is being flambé’d.
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3 years
Media outlets have been handling DMX’s situation horribly.
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