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Not-so-secret burner account • Holder of 2 NY notary licenses • enthusiast • Hot sauce and $TSLA • Not not Bernard Werner

Brooklyn, NY

Joined August 2011

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Bernard Werner

6 months

After 3 months, it’s officially “Done” Housekeeper out sick for the week so the black Ts stopped showing up fresh and folded in my drawer. Final Takeaway: it takes about 2 months for my wife to notice I’m “doing something different” clothing-wise 😂

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Bernard Werner

9 months

Looking to boost my productivity without having to boost my productivity so been doing the “only wear a black tshirt” thing for like 1 1/2 weeks now. I only have 5 of them though so will keep this up so long as theyre popping up freshly folded in my drawer. Stay tuned.

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Bernard Werner

7 months

[Tell me Hashem exists without telling me Hashem exists] Woman gets call during Hafrashat Challah that her husband is free. #AmYisraelChai

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7 months

@SawyerMerritt Imagine blowing past a Porsche 911 on the highway in your Cybertruck while towing + charging your other other Tesla. Bullish.

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7 months

@elonmusk @Briskerov

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2 years

@fasc1nate Whoa I knew they used their tongue as a sort of spoon but never realized it was a “reverse” spoon 🤯

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4 months

@barstoolsports NO ONE could believe the 49ers took the ball first. Heck, I couldn’t believe it and I just watched the game for T Swift.

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5 months

This. Is. Next. Level. Rabbi Senter is arranging for the ENTIRE Torah to be completed over Super Bowl Sunday as a zchus for the #IDF and the ongoing situation in #Israel Grab a daf, mishna, aliya, or perek of tehilim at 📖 > 🏈 #AmYisroelChai 🇮🇱

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7 months

The best jokes are the ones which no one on your in-law’s chat knows what you’re talking about . . .

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1 year

It’s a baby. A boy baby.

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1 year

The White Shul 9:30 shachris is low key wild. Today the chazzan disappeared after shmoneh esrai and no one had any idea where he went or what to do about chazaras hashatz. He never ended up coming back. A shtiebel is better equipped to handle this kind of situation.

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7 months

Must be a sign.

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7 months

@DBashIdeas Should’ve started with “Does calling for the genocide of *Palestinians* constitute harassment?” Quite certain the answer would’ve been very different. Would’ve been fun when the follow up was “what about calling for the genocide of Jews?”

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7 months

Providing additional context: Her husband was NOT a hostage. Rather part of the IDF and stationed in Gaza. She hadn’t heard from him in 2 weeks and had no idea if he was safe or even alive. She’s doing Hafrashat Challah b’zchut and suddenly he calls that he’s safe and heading

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1 year

@sweatystartup E1: E2: E3: E4: E5: E6: E7: E8: E9: E10:

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Bernard Werner

1 year

Mad respect to the baal tefilah who swallows his pride and changes pitch mid-way through kedushah as opposed to shrieking through his initial choice for the next 2 1/2 mins.

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2 years

@mhprvpmvp the definition of “Team”

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7 months

Rare behind the scenes footage of @jacklanger making sure to bring you all the best and most accurate content on the internet.

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2 years

@jacklanger Incorrect. “Michuten” is the *Father* of one’s son/daughter-in-law. “Machatunim” is the word you’re looking for. (“Machatainester” would be the mother etc.) Classic you to botch this though 😂

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Bernard Werner

6 months

Heads up if you’re flying out of LGA now…

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8 months

@FrumHumor How do I get involved? I would like to sponsor for tomorrow 😂

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Bernard Werner

5 months

This is not AI This is the doing of the random guy by the Kosel I asked to snap a picture for me Thanks for nothing 😂

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2 years

@fasc1nate All I see is a gopher nailing “the Heisman”

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Bernard Werner

7 months

@HilzFuld @nigelt018 Simple: If you believe in God you’ll see him everywhere. If you don’t believe in God you won’t see him anywhere—even if he’s staring you right in the face.

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Bernard Werner

1 year

Trying my best to be “marbim B’simcha”

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Bernard Werner

4 years

@stoolpresidente How many hats do I buy if I got $PENN at $4??

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Bernard Werner

2 years

Gotta love Jewish parents. My dad just called to tell me “if I planned on calling my grandparents before Yom Tov I should call already now because Sunday will be very hectic.” I am 31, married for 7+ years, and have 3 kids. 😂

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Bernard Werner

3 years

@Downtown You gotta have a talk with whoever’s running CNBCs YouTube page. They did you dirty w/ this thumbnail…

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Bernard Werner

1 year

my Bubby refused to let me get on a flight back to NY without food for the flight. We settled on a clementine. ❤️👵🏻

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Bernard Werner

8 months

@ModernTalmud I must’ve always known they had this in them cause Goldstar has been my fav beer since the first time I tried it. (Have an ice cold one with cheese curls. You’ll thank me later.)

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Bernard Werner

4 months

[ @endimem_music the past 36 hours]

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Bernard Werner

7 months

[yaakov langer] Went to daven at the Kotel and got to see this Hasidic man praying. We may be different but we’re all the same. #AmYisraelChai

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Bernard Werner

7 months

@aimhumor Excited for week 2s revelation! (Hitler wasn’t Islamic, right?)

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Bernard Werner

1 year

Flight from Miami when there was a medical emergency. 3 Orthodox Jews jumped up immediately to help. Kiddush Hashem. Love to see it.

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Bernard Werner

3 years

@Teslaconomics ‘nuff said.

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7 months

@jewishstudent1 Never. I believe god saw the step she took towards him and wanted to show his warmth and love back by taking a giant leap towards her.

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Bernard Werner

1 year

I know a lot of Senter’s (aka Aderes Hatorah) boys who would kill for this pic. @IlanBlock work your magic ✨

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Bernard Werner

9 months

@EliLanger @wcathcart Great feature for parents who want their children to have WhatsApp while also limiting their “social media” visibility. Password protect the feature’s usability??

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Bernard Werner

1 year

Askan-in-training @endimem_music

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3 years

@iamtomnash

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2 years

@jacklanger @benshapiro Hearing Ben say “welcome to the club” to those discovering MBC on TikTok weeks after MBC on TikTok has been a thing is just so perfect 😂

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Bernard Werner

2 years

It’s not תשבו כעין תדורו until your wife messages you at 3:30am if you “want” to come in from sleeping in the Sukkah to give your crying 2 year old a bottle—when she’s sleeping in the next door room 😂

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It’s not תשבו כעין תדורו until your kids are fighting over an iPad in the sukkah.

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2 years

@endimem_music [interview is wrapping up] Jack: I seem to have gotten a flat on the way over to the interview, do you mind changing my tire?

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Bernard Werner

1 year

Great episode. Only Q is, if the left pic is Meilech then and the right pic is him now, when’s the middle one?

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Bernard Werner

7 months

@BennysMusic Wish you had the voice of an angel so I could hear you sing this… Wait a second 🫠

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Bernard Werner

10 months

@aimhumor Im here for the double down. Also, if you paid the $8 this could’ve all been one tweet.

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Bernard Werner

7 months

Yarchai Shawarma

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Bernard Werner

2 years

@jacklanger Yes. But also not exactly…

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Bernard Werner

10 months

Excited to see Jewish social media blow up tomorrow about the non-Jewish security guard who will inevitably be very into @IshayRibo tonight…

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Bernard Werner

5 months

@DailyLoud Who made this and thought “the only way to make this video better is if we start with a robot doing a kick-flip” 🤨

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Bernard Werner

1 year

@sweatystartup Once had a job where I worked through lunch, would finish all my and my supervisors work, and would still leave at 5:30. Boss got mad I was leaving “early” Started taking 1hr lunches and spending another hr on YouTube and would leave at 7:30 My boss told me I was “crushing it”

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Bernard Werner

2 years

[Shabbos Story] Me: Who is buried in the mearas hamachpaila? My 6yo Daughter: Adam and Chava, Avraham and Sarah, Yitzchak and Rivkah, and Yaakov and Gitta 😳 True story 😂 @jacklanger

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Bernard Werner

7 months

@ChayaRaichik10 Wow! Thank god they found here! Just wish they would’ve thought to look in the Gaza tunnels sooner

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2 years

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3 years

@Teslaconomics I just feel bad for this “Mary”. She’s prob just sitting there with her hands over her face praying this isn’t happening—because she knows the truth

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Bernard Werner

1 year

I have never been to Landau’s shul without seeing a “friend” I was comfortable having a conversation with. It’s been +15 years since I first took notice of this. Streak still going strong.

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Bernard Werner

1 year

4.5 hrs straight of Israeli, Chassish, and all kinds of Jewish bangers to enhance your Purim. Here’s my Purim Mix for 2023: (make sure to download / “make available offline” otherwise you’ll only get the first half hr) Please share and Purim Sameach!

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Purim Mix (FINAL) '23.mp3

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1 year

Me catching up with the daf on the LIRR @MKYstatus

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2 years

Real talk. Has anyone ever received this emoji—🤪—from someone other than their mother?

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4 months

@TheMossadIL There’s only one right answer:

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Bernard Werner

5 months

@EndWokeness So basically it’s a win-win God bless Texas

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Bernard Werner

7 months

Israel just hits different. 🇮🇱

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Bernard Werner

2 years

@DBashIdeas Let’s take it to the next level: Official Food of Jewish Events Bris: Lox Bar Mitzvah: Garlic Bread Vort: Sesame Chicken Wedding: Carving Station

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Bernard Werner

2 years

Thank Dr. Doofenshmirtz for your invaluable testimony earlier today 😂 #JusticeForJohnny

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Bernard Werner

6 months

Kinda insane when you think about. . .

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Bernard Werner

2 years

Red Hot potato chips. Hard boiled eggs. Toast with butter. Mmmm 🤤 My “don’t knock it till you try it” food. What’s yours? (Share below 👇🏻)

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Bernard Werner

1 year

@jewishmemequeen Girl got hit by a car before we could even make it into my car. She refused to go back into her house or to let me take her to the hospital. We end up going out and before I reach the end of her block I start laughing uncontrollably because of the absurdity of the situation.

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Bernard Werner

8 months

@aimhumor “Whooooooooo lives in a tunnel under Gaza? Sponge Bomb Seal Gaps!”

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Bernard Werner

5 months

Yo Hamas, friendly reminder to release ALL hostages and surrender IMMEDIATELY. Look at the Torah portions being read in the upcoming weeks and you’ll see that when the Jewish people are united it generally doesn’t end well for those who start up with us. . .

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Living Lchaim

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Thousands came together in prayer for the kidnapped victims at the Western Wall, including dozens of hostages' family members ❤️ UNITED AS ONE 🇮🇱

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1 year

Slept for an hour over Shabbos so now I can go to sleep 4:30am Sat. night Makes sense.

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Bernard Werner

10 months

@PenYifte @albert12798 I believe “something went wrong”

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2 years

@buitengebieden Great – Now I have to explain to my boss why I’m crying in middle of the workday 🥹

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Bernard Werner

1 year

Wow. 🤯 Did not expect this kind of reach. Just hope everyone enjoyed and had their Purim enhanced.

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Bernard Werner

1 year

4.5 hrs straight of Israeli, Chassish, and all kinds of Jewish bangers to enhance your Purim. Here’s my Purim Mix for 2023: (make sure to download / “make available offline” otherwise you’ll only get the first half hr) Please share and Purim Sameach!

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Bernard Werner

8 months

I too love this man. (Contrary to popular belief, @jacklanger doesn’t have a monopoly on love for Rabbi Senter)

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Bernard Werner

7 months

Iyh by you!

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7 months

Maybe I’m just an idiot, but could someone please explain to me why it matters HOW the hostages were treated? I mean we all know Hamas tortured, raped, and murdered over 1,400 innocent civilians during their October 7th massacre and took hundreds more hostage. I don’t care if

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Mario Nawfal

7 months

🚨WATCH THE 6th SET OF ISRAELI HOSTAGES GET RELEASED BY HAMAS They appear very friendly with their captors: Smiling, shaking hands, warm goodbyes, blowing kisses. Is this just an act Hamas had them do, OR is Hamas really treating them well? Based on the Oct 7 attack footage,

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1 year

The most timid of the Langer species but even he needs to venture out for sustenance every now and then…

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7 months

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Bernard Werner

2 years

I don’t wanna get cancelled but the truth is I like the “idea” of Dougies better then the “Dougies” itself. …that being said #dougieswoodbourne absolutely killed it this year. Probably the best I’ve ever had it.

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1 year

@DBashIdeas What happens if she eats a mento? 🧐

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Bernard Werner

10 months

@jacklanger @taliareesecomic Don’t mistake this for a suggestion. This is an order. You’ll thank him later.

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Bernard Werner

5 months

@MrBeast This is essentially the world’s most expensive (and entertaining) game of Chess.

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MrBeast

5 months

I gave someone $500,000 in cash but the only catch was for 100 hours I’d do everything in my power to destroy the $500,000.. Go Watch :D

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2 years

@DudespostingWs Would I have seen this tweet if it was installed?

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Bernard Werner

6 months

@aimhumor Wanna go and when they hand me each dish say “sorry, do mind making this well done?”

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Bernard Werner

2 years

@jacklanger I don’t paint …but when I do it’s a picture of a Kohen Gadol riding a dolphin holding a flaming sword

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Bernard Werner

2 years

Hope you got the gift @EliLanger . I left it with your assistant @jacklanger .

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@BernardWerner

Bernard Werner

2 years

Thank you @benshapiro for the amazing interview with @jacklanger and @LivingLchaim . I watch all your content but getting this small glimpse into you as a person was both enlightening and a breath of fresh air! Keep being a #InspirationForTheNation

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Bernard Werner

10 months

My first art installation ever. Introducing: “The Country”

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1 year

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Bernard Werner

1 year

Missed and important meeting because my @Uber driver drove the wrong way for 10 mins and then decided to cancel my ride. Absolute BS that they can do that with ZERO repercussions but if I cancel I get charged a bogus “cancelation fee.” This needs to change.

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Bernard Werner

5 months

@aphysicist Milei is amazing (And so is the AI. Wow.)

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Bernard Werner

2 years

👀 @jacklanger is starting to look more and more like @jack 👀

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Bernard Werner

2 years

Channeling my inner Netanya. IYKYK

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7 months

This hits hard. Too hard.

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5 months

@MattWalshBlog @charliekirk11 I put 100 cups in front of you and tell you 1 of them contains poison. Although the odds of you picking the poison cup are only 1% you will still think before drinking from ANY cup “is this the poison one” DEI in a nutshell. It doesn’t help anyone but rather makes you second

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1 year

As a kid, there's nothing more exciting than getting mail. As an adult, there's nothing more exciting than NOT getting mail.

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2 years

@alifarhat79 Thank gd my crypto investments went bust. Safely broke.

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1 year

Makpid on melava malka

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5 months

Toldjya I was feeling it. Just me, my luggage, and my shwarma—at 11am 🤤

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Bernard Werner

5 months

Dang. Now I really want a shwarma. a Halo Taimon shwarma. a Halo Taimon *veal* shwarma. Laffa. Chummus. Charif. Pickles. Tomatos. Fried Eggplant. Chips. Techina. Amba. and Shuman for days. 🤤

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Bernard Werner

1 year

@MarketRebels It’ll do the opposite of what I think it’ll do.

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2 years

@coffeebreak_YT He meant to do just a little fraud but got in over his head. Simple.

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1 year

Blown away by this interview and how the message he chooses to end off with and promote is about having love and faith in Hashem (despite the horrors he experienced during the Holocaust). Wow.

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Yaakov Langer

1 year

Simon Felder escaped the Holocaust when he was just 7 years old. Every survivor has a story. Here’s Simon’s:

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