This was already kind of funny to me, but finding out afterward that this guy made it impossible for a male Kirlia to evolve into Gardevoir and gave genderless Pokémon genders was icing on the cake
This is one of the lines that made me think Big Jack Horner was written specifically with John Mulaney in mind because I cannot imagine anyone else managing this delivery
@thatbennybee
God is there a petition to keep Butch Hartman away from any sort of medium for creating art
and for posting anywhere on the internet for that matter
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
Accidentally liking a tweet, and quickly unliking it as the awful mortification sets in because I realise the tweet I unintentionally liked was a very stupid take from a very stupid person.
me: I like this game. it makes me happy
PETA: you are directly responsible for every single species extinction since 2012 and now I will put down your dog
Technically lava can kill coronavirus, but there's a good reason why no-one is using it in the fight against the ongoing pandemic: nothing else would survive the encounter with molten rock either.
Biden says Trump is America's first racist president: "We’ve had racists, and they’ve existed, they’ve tried to get elected president. He’s the first one that has.”
24-year-old Chloe Mrozak from Illinois was arrested after allegedly using this fake
#COVID19
vaccine card to enter Hawaii and avoid travel restrictions — it says “Maderna” instead of “Moderna”
@KITV4
Woah, Neptune is actually light blue! We'd been misinformed for 35 years!
The well-known images from Voyager 2 were not accurately colour balanced & apparently they also increased the contrast way more than for the Uranus images. Here the corrected ones: