Former F1 Team principal. Analyst, Rockstar. Licence to swear. I call things by their fucking name. Don’t follow if you’re under-aged or can’t handle that.
What a rock star. Not only because he was able to win the race shortly after surgery, but even more so because, unlike Leclerc, he was able to fucking understand my questions.
#AusGP
#F1
Early this year I indicated that we were going to invest 0 euro in our car. I warned for 0 result. We scored 0 podiums, 0 points and 0 top ten rankings. Fucking say what you want, but that makes us the most reliable and consistent team ever!
#F1
#alwayslookatthebrightside
In F1 it’s all about tactics and timing. So I waited until April 1 to give Gene Haas the bad news that repairing Mick’s car will cost him way over a million dollars. By the time he realised it wasn’t a joke I was long fucking gone!👌🏼
#AprilFoolsDay
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This year is all about cutting costs. If you think our new pitwall stand is a bit on the small side, you haven’t seen the latest update yet! It’s my own personal Haas hutch and I think it’s fucking snug! 👌🏼
#F1
#F1Testing
We keep a close eye on all our competitors, including our Italian friends. I couldn’t help but notice their ballsy design. Very masculine!It instantly clarifies the use of terms like stiffness and cockpit. Mattia told me he desperately wants fucking pole. Well, there it is!👀
#F1
Somehow it didn’t surprise me the water in the Miami Marina was fake. What does surprise me is that the water in the Monaco pool is real! Why is everything in F1 so fucking confusing? For fuck’s sake! 😡
#MonacoGP
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#F1
To all F1 fans who are sick and tired of all the disagreements on social media. Simply stop supporting your team and become a Haas fan. If everyone is a Haas fan then we will all agree in the future. And you get me as a fucking bonus! 👌🏼
#MexicoGP
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#F1
#Steinerwillfixit
I don’t care what stewards decide, as long as they’re consistent. If taking out a competitor results in a 10 second time penalty, it only costs a 190 seconds penalty to take ‘m all out. And with no one else left on the track, who fucking cares? 😈
#Tactics
#HungarianGP
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#F1
I may be a rock star but unlike some of my colleagues I prefer to stay in the background. This weekend, thanks to the Paul Ricard track and a matching shirt, that’ll be a piece of fucking cake.👌🏼
#FrenchGP
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#F1
In a way, I can understand the pink Mercedes of Copy-Pasting Point, but Ferrari building a red Haas is a fucking mystery! 🤔
#F1
#FridayFeeling
#wtf
#HaasF1
This is the first time in my career that I don’t give a fuck ending up with half a car. 😱 I applaud the halo, the F1 safety rules and the immediate responding stewards!
#BahrainGP
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#F1
Actually there’s nothing new about Mercedes DAS or Dual Axis Steering system. Ten years ago Red Bull introduced DES. I wasn’t impressed then either cause their Dual Ejection Steering system didn’t take them very far. It was fucking spectacular though 👌🏼
#F1Testing
#F1
It seems that everyone wants to start at the back of the grid. Are the engines on fucking sale or something? Brilliant! If this carries on we will be starting from pole!👌🏼
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#RussianGP
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Breaking news? Why such a media hype about Max starting at the back of the grid? Why is that so special? We do that every fucking race! 😠
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#RussianGP
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For the new James Bond they’re looking for someone with charisma and a sexy accent. Well, I got the taste after Drive To Survive so No Time To Cry after Daniel Craig’s farewell speech. If Toto can handle a dozen side activities, then I can be 00 fucking 7!
#F1
#NoTimeToDie
@007
Ferrari is having a party today and I’m invited. For a change, I like to stand out, just like Lewis, so I asked him for some clothing advice. He recommended these ridiculous peejays but hey... don’t I look like a fucking rockstar?! 👌🏼
#TuscanGP
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#SF1000GP
#F1
Maybe Seb wasn't particularly the driver of the day but as far as I’m concerned he is the driver of the whole fucking year! 👌🏼
#BritishGP
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#F1
#environment
They say it will remain sunny and dry today but this is Spa so we better get the full wets ready and dress like Lewis for the fucking occasion.👌🏼
#BelgianGP
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#F1
For safety reasons there’s a ban on jewellery while racing. However, I recently learned that certain pieces can’t be removed. Well, if that’s the case with anyone, I’d be very happy to help. Where there’s a will, there’s a fucking way! 😈
#F1
#FirstAid
Sorry followers but bored of being bored I fell asleep. Time to wake up from quarantine. Looking forward to see the boys again. It’s been a while. Where the fuck are they anyway? 👀
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#AustrianGP
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Mattia, imagine tomato soup without a tomato. It’s crap right? So what is a power unit without power? Exactly! Somewhere on the way you guys lost a fucking second per lap. Now I don’t care how or where, but please find my fucking tomato! 😡
#AustrianGP
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#F1
Of the four drivers in front of us, three are champions, so if the Wall Of Champions lives up to its name we’ll be spraying fucking champagne later. 🏆🏆
#CanadianGP
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#F1
We will not be allowed to ride bikes or use any form of wheeled transport during track walks anymore. Fine with me. I don’t see any fucking problem!
#SaudiArabianGP
#F1
I love our Japanese fans. Their hats are so inspiring so I gave it a try myself. Sometimes I am amazed by my own fucking talents! 👌🏼
#JapaneseGP
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#F1
Sure, you may call our car a white Ferrari. You may even call me the grey Mattia Binotto, as long as we receive the points we’re going to score with this fucking rocket!
#HungarianGP
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#F1
They were able to hand over the flare thrower to the police yesterday. They didn’t manage to get the second wanker… but I fucking did! 😡
#EnoughIsEnough
#DutchGP
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#F1
We’re still investigating the sudden leak during FP1. It was either the car or it was an extremely nervous Mick after my warning not to fucking crash anymore. 💦
#AzerbaijanGP
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#BakuGP
#F1
I’m very happy for two reasons. First of all because Mick is ok. Secondly, because we chose black pants for our team gear. It camouflaged I fucking crapped in them. 💩
#SaudiArabianGP
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#F1
Hello, it’s Günther from Miami. It’s quite interesting to see F1 from the outside. I see team bosses with all words but no actions. Take Toto last week who said he wanted to punch himself in the nose. I never saw him doing it. Then shut the fuck up right?
#JapaneseGP
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#F1
I’m getting used to it Dmitry, we’ll put it on your account. But I can’t keep on saving his shiny butt. What about figure skating? He really seems to like fucking pirouettes!
#ImolaGP
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#F1
The boys are like fucking magnets. 🧲 According to the internet the way to demagnetise magnets is by heat or by hammering. The fucking wheelbanging has to stop so I might just try both 😤
#GermanGP
#HungarianGP
#F1
Lewis continues to inspire me. If Formula 1 allows us to use their platform, then why shouldn’t we?So if something really pisses me off, I just print it on my fucking shirt. It even saves me lots of swear jar money!👌🏼
#F1
#FridayMotivation
If the FIA allows DAS we don’t expect any problems with our own innovation. Via a seat drain we collect the gas produced by our drivers in high speed corners. With a direct injection into the combustion chamber the Ferrari engine will run like a fucking rocket!👌🏼
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#F1Testing
We have been warned in advance. Drivers who don’t behave on the track risk losing their points. Well FIA, let me make myself clear:
1. We are racers, not choirboys!
2. Lose what fucking points? 😈
#AbuDhabiGP
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#F1
On a beautiful Sunday like this it is too easy to forget that someone is still fighting for his life. Wishing
@JMCorrea
and his family strength and a speedy recovery. Come on Juan Manuel, Fight! We all need to see that smile back in the paddock!
Rumours, rumours, rumours! Now a journalist claims that I will definitely become a team owner. Why? Well, according to him I raised my eyebrows immediately after he asked about it. What a load of bullshit. I don’t have fucking eyebrows!
#ChineseGP
#F1
Like two kids making a bet on who can hold their breath the longest, I had a bet with Lewis. Whoever could stay away from social media the longest would win. OK Lewis, you won! It’s launch time and I’m fucking hungry!
#F1
#F12022
#BringItOn
And then it was quiet in the paddock... It seems so wrong that a very talented young driver was killed by doing what he loved the most. Rest in Peace and Godspeed Anthoine Hubert 💫
Sure, extreme porpoising is bad for the driver’s health. So is ramming the car into the Wall Of Champions. That doesn’t mean they have to tear the fucking wall down, does it? 😠
#CanadianGP
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#F1
You know what’s even weirder and more confusing than season start in July? A call from the guys with the “great” news that our stuff just arrived... in fucking Melbourne! 🤬
#AustrianGP
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#F1
#WTF
With 2 rookies it’s important to build confidence. Hoping for “the placebo effect” we equipped the VF21 with a fake DAS system. No matter how hard the clueless guys pull the steering wheel, nothing will happen. They were super excited! I’m a fucking genius. 😈
#F1
#BahrainGP
Next stop Paul Ricard for the
#FrenchGP
👊🏼 Now they can draw a million stripes on that circuit 😳 but besides causing a fucking headache they have absolutely no use do they? We need walls and gravel in
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in stead of fucking paint!
Hey Daniel, that’s my fucking line! Anyway, I like clear language so in this case, permission granted. After qualifying I had the exact same feeling. Maybe we should find Max and together have a good swearing session 😡😡😡
#MexicanGP
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#F1
We just got a visit from Brad Pitt. I had to ask him kindly to leave again because I'm way too busy right now. Tomorrow he can come back for my autograph and a fucking selfie!
#USGP
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I’m fucking shocked after the unexpected news. It ruined our day. It’s sad having to say goodbye to Rich.😢 I wish the daughter of a friend strength with the loss of her little pet. To bury Rich the guinea pig I gave her one of the ten million empty boxes someone has left behind.
How to make
#F1
more spectacular? Yep, let’s refuel again! 👌🏼 Luckily
@MaVic009
came out unharmed in Hockenheim and was even able to produce his son Max a couple of years later. Maybe the secret of Max is even captured in this moment. His fucking balls must have been boiling 🥵
“I have that feeling too Mattia. It’s actually like your engines. I’m fuming inside and at any moment I could just fucking explode.” 🤯
#AzerbaijanGP
#F1
With my good looks and sexy accent, I wouldn’t look bad as a terminator. But don’t worry, I’d rather stay team boss. All I want to terminate is this fucking year. Bring on 2022!
#F1
#Steinerwillfixit
#F12022
We have done everything to find the problem with the car. Now it seems the real problem is sitting in it! Here’s my fucking recap. 😡
#MondayBlues
#GermanGP
#F1
What a great Friday. No crashes, no moaning, no worries. Just me and my new look, including a little accessory. All advised by Lewis.
I look good, even in fucking pink!
#FridayFeeling
#ImolaGP
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#F1