Liam Banks @Banksy0000 Twitter profile

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

8 years

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

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Liam Banks

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4 years

Stairs going up to the bedrooms

Dion Dublin

@DionDublinsDube

4 years

Vitamin D here we come! #sun #sea #......? I wonder what the other “S” could be 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Liam Banks

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2 years

Just heard a song on the radio called Fairytale of New York, is the female singer in it still alive? If not anyone know how she died? Always wondered this. Cheers

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Twisted Tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever! EPA EPA!

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

1 year

Footage shows highly contaminated water in Ohio after train derailment.

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

First I’m hearing of it

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

1 year

Will Still has led Reims to an 18-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues 🤩 Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro license 😅 What an incredible story 👏

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 months

Ffs man I’ve actually just ruined Christmas not hungover or owt I’ve just put my Aunty Doris in the Walls of Jericho what was I thinking man🤦🏻‍♂️

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Liam Banks

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4 years

𝐊𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐘

@kaylaroyxo

4 years

just wanting wined, dined and youse know the rest x

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

3 years

Matt Hancock can have two relationships but I can’t even have one, eeeeeeee what am I like 💅🏼🤪💃🏼

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

If we’re bringing back #LoveIsland legends then we’re gonna need this absolute shagger back in the Villa

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

Can’t believe my girlfriend of 15 years went on holiday to Zante and cheated on me😭😭😭 the lad she shagged just sent me this video to make things even worse 😔

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Groundskeeper Willie at 40/1 serious value thank fuck I wasn’t old enough to legally gamble or else I would’ve stuck the house on it

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@UberFacts

1 year

The Las Vegas betting odds from The Simpsons episode “Who Shot Mr. Burns?” (1995)

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@FinleyHunter You scumbag you maggot I've choked on a carrot

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

That new Spider-Man game is realistic as fuck like, especially the level where av got to go to Northumberland Street and start beatboxing

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Just dipped a kebab wrap in the burn and now I’ve got typhoid fever and 6 weeks to live

Damarys

@RoatansFinest

2 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

We are so fucking back

Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Sky Bet bringing back the penalty shootout is the last thing I needed me confidence is gonna be shattered after putting 13 in a row wide of the post again

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

3 years

Vince McMahon literally put his own daughter in a match with Brock Lesnar

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

4 years

Have a deeks Elle 😘 x

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

4 years

@SkySports_Keith Today Keith

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Liam Banks

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5 years

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Gayle on tour shithousing all those EFL bums what a season man 😭 god speed king

Dan King

@dankingNUFC

2 years

No matter what happens over the next few years and whatever the future looks like for the club, I think this will 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 be among my favourite #NUFC memories. Thanks for this one and many more, @dwightgayle . 🏆

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

You are an Italian named Derek.

Favretto ❤️🖤

@Favretto

2 years

NewCastle fans are the greatest. Talking smack about AC Milan because of Botman. I will leave the earth seeing Milan win 9 league titles and 5 ChampionsLeague crowns, whist NewCastles history can be told via a TIK Tok video. #NUFC

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Feel like Schak’s set at hideout

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@iamtomskinner Back to back pies, just when you think he'll zig this guy zags

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@sampurv That's good to know mate, I couldn't imagine her ever having an accident involving a high speed watercraft so she should be fine

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

I'm such a whale cba 😫 someone put me in the bin

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@greatkhali

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@TomFinch93 Bring all the shit boring ones back and just have the most awkward season possible

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

Maga next Sunday and none of my bikinis fit x oops xx not going xxx how do you lose 14 stone in 10 days xxxx asking for a mate xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 months

@BlandWill_ She made it to the ropes. Will try a figure 4 leg lock after the dinner

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

@Jessica_Smithxo @stephen__bear Ratio’d by the German X34

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Wembley ticket: secured Suit: measured Your lass: slapped with a Christmas tree

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

And if his piss doesn’t taste of lemonade? Well U R not in my league hun✋🏼🤪 cos I used to think I didn’t like gin 🤔 but really it was the TONIC I didn’t like hehehe 😏🤣 I’m sure a lot of us girls can relate to this 💁🏼‍♀️🥂💃🏼

Angel Mcgowan

@angelmcgowaanx

5 years

Unless your dick ejaculates pink gin and makes me shake uncontrollably you r eassssssssy replaceable 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 remember tht x

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@iamtomskinner A gesture of goodwill we will be paying out on all markets that predicted Chilli at 13/2

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

4 years

@grahamsy97 @tm_ord

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

Fuck sake

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@Leespence93

4 years

Left a bird in my new house to go meet another bird, voice noted her telling first bird to leave my house cause I was with another bird and came home this morning to my brand new £500 TV been smashed 😅🤣🤣 if you don’t laugh you’ll cry. Happy Sunday 🤪

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

Looks like Courtois if he was in Fifa 06

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

6 years

LaMelo’s new teammate at SPIRE Institute is 7’7” 😳 (via @WFLAJosh )

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Liam Banks

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1 year

Wasn’t old enough to legally gamble a canny strange way of saying I wasn’t born

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

Pancake day tomorrow, then the day after, then the day after that and every other day cos av got small tits am a right girlies

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Legend. Absolute legend. The milk’s out of date? Aye sound nee bother me and the dog’ll just take a plane ride to the farm and get some fresh from the cow’s udders. Maverick of a woman

The Independent

@Independent

2 years

BREAKING: EastEnders and Come Outside star Lynda Baron has died

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@iamtomskinner Tom I've literally bet my dog on it being mince and dumplings don't make me give benji away

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

Mmm monopoly back at maccies today can’t wait to win £0 and 0 cars and 57 billion apple pies

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Jonjo Shelvey is 'the hair' of the Newcastle side, insists manager Eddie Howe

Mail Sport

@MailSport

2 years

Christian Eriksen is 'the heart and heartbeat' of the Denmark side, insists manager Kasper Hjulmand

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

11 months

Ariana Grande is now dating Stagecoach Northeast bus service the X34, TMZ reports.

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Roses are red 🌹 My world is rocked 🌍

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@BenFoster We get it mate you're a keeper

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

@Connor_Graham15 Feel like shit just want her back 😥

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

@ambphillipsx My Uncle Tony died in a severe underboob accident, please delete or update this so it is factually correct

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Aye sound

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

@ajftweets Surely not?

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Impressive, very nice. Now let's see Lily Allen's parents

Lily Allen

@lilyallen

2 years

The nepo babies y’all should be worrying about are the ones working for legal firms,the ones working for banks,and the ones working in politics, If we’re talking about real world consequences and robbing people of opportunity. BUT that’s none of my business.

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Four Greggs on the same street ooooooooo, King Street had two Greggs in 3 shops man get your numbers up

Alex Hylton

@AlexParisHylton

2 years

Leicester is THE BEST British city. Great restaurant scene. Seven different theatres. Terrific football and rugby clubs. Biggest comedy fest in the UK. Diverse, thriving, but crucially: It has FOUR Greggs on the same street.

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

Special shoutout to this man. 2018 wouldn’t have been the same without him

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

mfs in the North East who didn't catch the mumps at Christmas 2019

Red ❤️‍🔥

@RedLightning420

2 years

mfs who haven't caught COVID even once for the past 3 years

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

7 months

It was the best man. Even apart from all the daft unfiltered stuff, I could tweet Xabi Alonso in 2011 asking if he liked Two and a Half Men and there’d be a genuinely decent chance he’d respond

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@sspencerukk

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Footballers socials before social media management was a mad time 🤣🤣

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

@ltfc_bible That’s news to me!

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

7 years

Hey Liam! Next time you log into your Twitter at the Apple Store make sure you log out brother haha! -HH

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Thoughts of a Response Cop

@copthoughts999

2 years

Spent all day at the sudden death of a young woman and then visited her twin sister to tell her the worst news of her life. Awful. But…on my way back, a random woman paid for my coffee. Faith in humanity restored, I told her what I’d just been to and that it meant the world 🌎

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Liam Banks

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2 years

@iamtomskinner I see you've went for the traditional Argentinian dish of spag bol since they won it instead

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Covid restrictions aren’t truly over until they open the other set of doors again at Boldon Asda, when will I get my country back

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Farewell Isaac, that winner against Chelsea was unreal and Binks made a hilarious noise when you missed an open goal one time. All the best mate

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

2 years

🤝 #NUFC can confirm that Isaac Hayden has joined Norwich City on loan for the 2022/23 season. Best of luck, @IsaacHayden65 ! ⚫️⚪️

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@iamtomskinner Did anyone have a Christmas dinner in the sweep?

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@GaryLineker

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

Wish he was interested in going twelve rounds with me ha ha am I right girls 💅🍸

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

6 years

"I'm not interested in Tyson Fury - he's not the champion." Anthony Joshua says he wants to fight WBC heavyweight champion Deontay Wilder in April. More:

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Feel like the Brockley Whins horse

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

@BR10___ It is now

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Breaking: James Corden has been BANNED from single decker X34s

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@iamtomskinner The Skindog on a 2 day Christmas dinner streak you love to see it

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

It’s my lass

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

4 years

The governments no.1 priority should now be that Creamshields resumes next year, we’re all owed a few sundays in Bents Park with a crate of warm cans listening to pop artists that haven’t been in the charts for 20 years

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

x34 costume has just been delivered there, was supposed to come in time for Saturday but it was subject to heavy delays

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

Ibiza ☀️🇪🇸 booked with the boys 🕺🏼😜 now it’s time to get rich🤑 💰and skinny 🍏🏋🏼cos if I’m still this fat🤢😷 then I’m not going 🙅🏼‍♂️❌ ᵃᵐ ᴵ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵍᶦʳˡˢˀ

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

What a buzz kill

What The F*** Facts

@WhatTheFFacts

6 years

When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Oh my god, it even has Knockart holding a photo of Alan Barnes instead of his deceased father

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

7 years

Can't believe I watched someone getting shagged whilst in Pizza King in Sunderland, was unreal until the bloke behind the counter told is to turn it off

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

Think American mongs like to link their soundcloud once they get a couple retweets but I don't have one, so here's some photos of Titus Bramble ( who tried to pull me sister once, but that's a story for another day)

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

Facts

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

3 years

Hi love can I order 6 chips a battered walking stick and some mushy peas please

Sandra Buckley

@SandraSmith2015

3 years

I defy anybody to find better fish and chips than thesr - the fish is sublime and not a bit of grey anywhere just pure white translucent cod - im tempted to go back tomorrow

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

4 years

I’m a swine flu fan but this is class 👏🏼

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

Parklife outfit finally sorted woooooo 🤩💃🏼

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Liam Banks

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

9 months

We used to celebrate trebles too pal it’s not our fault they aren’t 3 for a fiver anymore

City Report Podcast - A Manchester City Podcast

@cityreportpod

9 months

City celebrate trebles, Newcastle celebrate slide tackles. That’s all folks.

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Liam Banks

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10 months

Into these the day like

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

4 years

Two years ago at Parklife the girl that worked at the chippy van gave me a battered sausage for free. I have not spoken to her or any other female since.

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

Smashing idea, why they’ve got Croatia knocking England out of the World Cup on the telly screen is beyond me though

Sunderland UK

@SunderlandUK

5 years

We delighted to announce plans to build Seaside STACK in Seaburn

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

4 years

Man V Food was class back in the day wasn’t it, just a really sound bloke scranning massive portions and it was somehow the best thing on telly

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

1 year

OMG he’s deffo coming

𝗠𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝘆𝗻𝗲 #NUFC

@ToonMouthTyne

1 year

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon just "liked" an Instagram DM that was sent to him earlier in the week. The twerking has begun, folks..... 👀 🤝 ✅ #NUFC

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

Once I get better boobs and better eyesight and a better arse and better teeth and better hair and better nails and a nose job and better ears and better hair and better brows and a better willy then it is over for u bitchezzszesz

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

5 minutes into I'm a Celeb and am already sick of waiting to see big Anne Hegarty in the shower

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

6 years

Outfit for Mint finally sorted woop woop 💃🏼🥂 typical of PrettyLittleThing to leave it right until the last minute ha ha am I right girlies?

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

3 years

Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield in the film would be nice, but there’s still one Spidey we need to come back

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

@joequig50737941 @iamtomskinner As Dino's cafe gift vouchers T&Cs apply

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

2 years

Call me old fashioned but I miss the days when Boldon Asda had both sets of doors open, none of this modern one door rubbish the world’s gone flipping mad

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Liam Banks

@Banksy0000

5 years

Pancake Day eeeeeeee can’t believe there’s an entire day dedicated to my tits lol 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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