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My Bots do crazy things, never try this at home. #AI #ENSEMBLE it’s Logarithms fault. Luck is serial correlated #DeleteMeta #ICantBreathe #Peace #MaLFoDGA 🍉

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The Mafia bosses revealed
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When you want to illustrate what a probability of 1 in 1000 Trillion looks like, you show this
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Nice view in the morning
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Full crash alert by the 🤖🤖 for tomorrow, the 70% down probability with no upside indication one. First in a while.
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Algos playing with retail order flow:
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Quant during the weekend:
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Jim BearStearns Cramer is instructing you not to sell tomorrow. So you know what to do.
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Reddit guy yoloed all his way to +$18M PnL YTD 🫡.
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Excellent explanation by Singapore health minster on the #coronavirus transmission that should be done everywhere to inform the public
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No war in Ukraine. War is on twitter right now:
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HF Manager: we have a volatility arbitrage strategy using complex derivatives and Machine Learning we employ 50+ PhDs, We’re up +10% in 2021 with a Sharpe above 1 and -11% max DD. A P E 🦍 🦧: my strategy is Buy and Hold $SPY, I am up +29% with a Sharpe above 2, Max DD -5%.
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The $SPX 800 put expiring at the end of the year is trading at 2.5
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AQR has $143B of AUM, hundreds of PhDs, all the data and computing power in the world, their flagship Market Neutral Fund has returned an IRR of +3.43% since inception. Where is the added value? What is the investment thesis? Please explain it to me like if I am a muppet.
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@BetteMidler No need for words:
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WHO apologizes for miscategorizing the #coronavirus global risk as moderate when it should have categorized it as High, no kidding.
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$TSLA cars are so sophisticated they recognize false humans and crush them.
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Look at stats the mortality rate for young ppl is not zero its between 0.2% (10-39) & 0.4% (40-49) this is 80 times more than the seasonal flu for that same age group. #COVID19 #coronavirus
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Heard from friend of someone who is young but has developed serious medical consequences from COVID19. There’s a huge gap between healthy and being “dead from a pandemic” and let’s keep that in mind. This isn’t a binary.
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The cockroach theory states that seeing one cockroach is usually evidence there are many more. Thank you for reading my in depth analysis of the current banking crisis.
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First ever PCR test conducted in human history, in 1527 A.D.
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Amazing life (Kazakhstan):
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We are beating the S&P 500 total return by +31% YTD with a Sharpe above 3 and I have an investor who just complained that our performance isn’t good enough because we were down -3.2% last month.
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The Moonwalk is dead, long live the Grasswalk
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Expanding NATO was uselessly playing with fire. They knew it.
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🤖🤖 are reducing their normal exposures by 70%. Recent Market dynamics are out of their knowledge base.
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Before the next bear market always remember this👇
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Bad news at the close, the two 🤖🤖 are both in agreement crash alert full hedge. I hope JimBearStearns Cramer is bullish otherwise they are going to be destroyed. Hedge on full szie overhedged net short @ 4497.
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GLP-1 🚀🛸🚀🛸🚀🛸🚀🛸🚀🛸
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All capitalists become communists when they lose money.
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Art, full stop.
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Just when everyone went short $VIX
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Popular idea: shorting $VIX is dangerous, you’ve to be crazy to do it. Unpopular idea: the whole world is short $VIX all the time without even realizing it (because they’re long stocks). 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤐
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“Skin in the game” as a risk management tool is the same as saying you should not be afraid to ride in a car with a drunk or stoned driver because he would be putting his own life at risk by not driving safely.
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There is always hope even when there’s no hope.
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In the last 5 trading days $VVIX -32% $VIX -43%. It was “The Trade”, full stop.
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Why diversification benefits stop above 20 stocks you ask? Here is the explainer video
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Most important thing in life is time not money. Don’t make that mistake.
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This Virus really has a bad timing -$7 trn in US Credit mainly BBB and single A, ATH -S&P 500 pumped by WH & the Fed to it highest multiples in 18 years -Governments indebted to the neck -Interest rates already negative in most countries. If we crashes it can get very ugly.
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1/The reason mean reversion is more difficult than trend following is price autocorrelation. This is why the vast majority of systematic strategies use trend following, it’s “flight to easiness”. But the reason why mean reversion is vastly superior but a the same time way more
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One positive about crypto, unlike equities, at least you can’t pretend it is about the fundamentals.
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🤖🤖 positionned for a big move tomorrow, 70% crash down, 30% crash up.
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Junior trader team after spending 3 months as trainees in the hedge department specializing in short Spoos trades
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If the world ends this year, I would like to say it was good fun to talk and exchange with you all.
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Trump is late apparently having difficulties with the Robinhood platform
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$APC +43% p&l from entry, you’re welcome. If I don’t have at least 50 likes and as many retweets on this one, I quit. i.e. stop posting the Bots trades as simple as that.
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There is zero reason to be bullish. The 🤖🤖 don’t know what we know, but they know what we don’t. Ultimately and usually they win. No reason to be bullish is what turns the 🤖🤖 bullish.
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November car sales in China BYD +31%, $TSLA -17.8% Thanks for playing.
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Can someone, please, backtest putting some straight lines on a chart to predict future returns, then report your results to the base.
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Bad news for the bulls on the 🤖🤖 side of the equation, they have a 1/2 crash alert. On the scale of bad things it is the level just below the worse level ever on their scale. Not reassuring for tomorrow.
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The “Big Short” is coming … … for Vol. 🤭🤭🤭
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For the first time since Feb 10th 2022, the 🤖🤖 are long unhedged.
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A lot of shorts are throwing the towel today, a lot.
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Joke: 65 year old Billionaire present his new gorgeous 25 year old wife to his friend. Friend: “How did she marry you?” Billionaire:”I lied to her about my age” Friend: “you said 45?” Billionaire:”No, I said 95”.
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🤖🤖 sold VIX 19 puts and VIX 23/26 call spread 21 December. Now I can sleep very well until the end of the year, gains locked in. I am officially on holidays. Year 2022 is in the pocket ✅. Thanks for playing. 🙌 👏🙌👏🙌
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Shorting the market for a long time is very hard, it’s like having a 12 round boxing match with Mike Tyson every week, you get punched in the mouth routinely. It’s not for the faint hearted.
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I translate, Warren Buffet looked at the regional banks books this weekend, concluded they all have negative equity and passed.
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FED'S POWELL & US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN: THE US BANKING SYSTEM'S CAPITAL AND LIQUIDITY POSITIONS ARE ROBUST, AND THE US FINANCIAL SYSTEM IS RESILIENT - JOINT STATEMENT
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One of my quant just did a test on a stock option strat and was enthusiastic. I told him to redo with some realistic transaction cost i.e. 15% to 30% per one way trade, and then report back. He was shocked.
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#BigIfTrue : the 🤖🤖 have closed their long term hedge started end of March 2022 when spoos was around 4600. 🫢🫢🫢🚨💥
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Good that JetBlue has Wifi, as I am flying to Miami got a full crash alert by the 🤖🤖 for tomorrow, the 70% down probability with no upside indication one.
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When we reach the bottom, I will not know it, and probably no one will. But what I know is buyers will be timid, reluctant and scared, they won’t be FOMOing.
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The best story of 2021 is a bunch of kids from #WSB stealing money from the institutions, beating them at their own game. Not sure how long it last, but they should enjoy it while it lasts.
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Welcome to life.
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Nobel Prize of Sport Interview answer if it existed.
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“The market is broken” means “I have been wrong for so long now, it’s mental”
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Michel Edouard Leclerc CEO of French Leclerc supermarkets group, who was talking about persistent inflation last year when everyone was talking transitory, as he is seeing the price formation at their source (producers), is saying high inflation will last for a decade.
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-60% p&l on the 🤖🤖 largest ever position. It is what is.
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And … Full crash 💥 alert 🚨 ✅
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Going back to where she came from:
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It’s a funny war though 😂🤣😆.
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The only way to kill the market liquidity theory once for all, is for the market to rally hard while the Fed is doing the biggest QT in the history of mankind and the Treasury is issuing bonds like no tomorrow. It’s going to be interesting times.
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No one in his right mind wants to buy this rally, so naturally it has legs.
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How economy will recover after lockdown:👇👇
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Central Banker at one the biggest CBs in the world sent me this, we’re fouqued.
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@travykerr The alert is always after the close as it needs the close to process the calculation. It trades futures to hedge, everyone can, even if you have a small account you can trade $MES.
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Again who wants to buy here? Nobody. We are at HOD with a 30+ VIX, ppl are not stupid they know this can go down -100 ES on a whim, that’s why if we continue to rally hard, (it’s my thesis), many will be frustrated. It’s one of market roles to maximize frustration.
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I would like to know who is trading SPX put 600 Dec 24 and why.
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The view this morning:
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AIPAC aka the cancer of democracies
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Reminder. This is no longer, gone, ex hedge
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When you order a lion from a Chinese website
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Making money in a bull market vs making money in a bear market.
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🤖🤖 closed Short Vol trade. It was a very long trade.
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🤖🤖 down -5.4% today. This for anyone thinking short Vol is a smooth and easy business. #ItIsNot
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Ok, I am bearish, but what I think doesn’t matter, the 🤖🤖 shorted Vol. I find that crazy, last thing I would have done in front of FOMC, so they are probably onto something.
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That’s a good one 😆🤭
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The 🤖🤖 didn’t screw it up. #2020year #2021year
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1/The world will be totally different from now on. Another example below.
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🤭🤭🤭
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Extremely bad news my counter-indicator client who is more accurate than Gartman isn’t bearish and went long this morning, we are doomed. $ES_F
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It’s funny how there are so many questions, ire and complaints when market goes down, but everyone is 💯 ok when we go up every day +1% to 2% for no reason.
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@BankofVol
BankofVol LatestHype¹⁰⁰⁰🤖🤖¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
3 years
Tell of an era: when LTCM went belly up with $4B losses in August 1998, the spoos plunged -6.8% and the Fed needed to bail them out, when Archegos lost $110B the spoos rallied +1% in less than one hour.
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@BankofVol
BankofVol LatestHype¹⁰⁰⁰🤖🤖¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
1 year
“Fire your risk manager and hire your yolo manager” phase of the market.
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@BankofVol
BankofVol LatestHype¹⁰⁰⁰🤖🤖¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
2 years
🤖🤖 sold a lots of stocks lately, didn’t buy any stonk lately.
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@BankofVol
BankofVol LatestHype¹⁰⁰⁰🤖🤖¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
2 years
Pro advice: Best way to trade this market is not to watch it.
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@BankofVol
BankofVol LatestHype¹⁰⁰⁰🤖🤖¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
2 years
Did I mention the 🤖🤖just triggered a full size 60/40 💥🚨 for tomorrow i.e. 60 down big / 40 up big type.
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@BankofVol
BankofVol LatestHype¹⁰⁰⁰🤖🤖¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
10 months
@NoContextHumans 35hour work week
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@BankofVol
BankofVol LatestHype¹⁰⁰⁰🤖🤖¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
7 years
The Robots have one motto: "Never explain, never complain, just trade". Ppl should Never forget Steve Jobs was the son of a Syrian migrant.
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@BankofVol
BankofVol LatestHype¹⁰⁰⁰🤖🤖¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
2 years
Full crash alert by the 🤖🤖. 60/40 type.That is it, the die is cast #JustLikeThat
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