Lauryn McBadger @BadgerSpanner Twitter profile

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Lauryn McBadger

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2 years

Then we went for a walk in the grounds and got ENGAGED!!!!!

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1 year

Made my mum do the ‘guess the hermits’ thing. Sorry @ZedaphPlays 😂 Also at least she got my fiancé right… second time…

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I’m enjoying the fact that some HC posts are currently categorised under Food because of @Smallishbeans

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I’m marrying THE Tumblr minecraft Sexyman…

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2 years

Lolll I just got asked by a middle aged white woman for my wheelchair so she could sit down… because she saw me stand up to get something from my bag. Told her she can ask airport staff for assistance and she huffed at me 🙃

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Mysterious and spooky…

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@coldfriesfetish @_emilyyy20 @CoralDeVille @KylieJenner

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@ZombieCleo Gay the Pray away.

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Went to see the Chas Addams exhibit at Cheekwood earlier with @joehills 1/2

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4th Valentine’s Day with @joehills 💜. Hopefully the last one not in person too. 🥰

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Unpopular minecraft opinion, but unless you're showcasing a mod or a resource pack, you shouldn't make building tutorial videos whilst using them. By all means show what it looks like with them when you're done but all the time? Nah mate.

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3 years ❤️

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10 months

The happiest of birthdays to my favourite human @joehills . Here is visual proof that we are absolutely incapable of taking photos together.

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6 months

This time two years ago, I was on my way to Nashville after being kept away from @joehills for 20 months. Little did I know we both caught covid from the airport that day but it was the start of three of the best months of my life.

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7 years

@justkelly_ok @RossMcCaff @unfortunatalie Twitter really needs a sarcasm font.

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1 year

I still can’t get over my cat Lily meeting @joehills for the first time, she was asleep on my bed and woke up when he spoke, she 100% recognised his voice and got up to very tentatively inspect him and even got on her hind legs to get a better reach.

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8 months

Going through an old hard drive and found this sick burn from 2018... @joehills @renthedog

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2 years

'Siri, Show me the Bi-Agenda.... '

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1 year

Oh also at the end she’d run out of players and went ‘oh one of them must be @Pixlriffs !’

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4 months

@xisumavoid I can’t believe Hermitcraft managed to get Pope Celestine V for Season Ten.

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4 months

Always feels silly getting upset about the loss of someone else’s pet, but I can only imagine how Scar is feeling right now. So glad that Jellie will live on forever in Minecraft.

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3 months

Weird question but do any other neurodiverse people hate inspirational advice? There’s a particular brand of self help that drives me spare because I find it so utterly patronising. Motivational speakers especially.

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1 year

In todays episode of things that aged well… 😂

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@christophrwoody @BBCOne @BBCAMERICA

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1 year

Has anyone ever seen @TangoTekLP and Jay from @wickedmakers in the same room together? Cos they could be separated at birth…

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3 years

@FrelanceOttoman @paigehulsey @KMOV I want to like this but I’ll leave it pristine.

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7 years

Oh Buffy.

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4 years

I may have just spat out my coffee. @WeLoveTropics @joehills 😂

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3 years

So @ZombieCleo made Affilliate today and the only two times I've seen a hype train go overboard have been in this one stream.... Zombie Cleo: Suffering from Success.

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1 year

One of my parent’s friends just told me to take myself off of my medication before I move to America so it doesn’t cost my future husband too much money. I think I’d prefer being on antidepressants during the most stressful years of my life, thanks.

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2 years

As a mark of respect we’re abandoning all kinds of accessibility when it comes to readability of our emails…

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1 year

Can confirm. Both Joe and Cleo are exactly the same in real life as online.

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1 year

The thing about @joehills is he is exactly the same in real life as online

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Ohai

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1 year

Post your relationship status using only a meme.

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Post your relationship status using only a meme.

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My only input for #mcytblrSexymen @ZombieCleo

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2 years

Thankfully. Still would 😍

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1 year

🙃

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2 years

Barely awake. Perfect time to brandish sharp implements at a pumpkin.

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7 months

Oh hey. This happened a year ago apparently.

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11 months

Look at my future sister-in-law 😍

quinn hills 🏳️‍⚧️

@redactedhills

11 months

Hi

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1 year

Joe’s first Cheeky Nando’s.

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2 years

Joe has fully shaved for the first time since we’ve been together and I keep staring at his face 😂

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3 months

@joehills Get you a couple who play together, who *slay* together.

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1 year

We went to a thing.

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6 months

My Hermitcraft TCG cards arrived this morning. Some nice pulls and a signed @ZedaphPlays card!

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11 months

Feeling a bit rusty at minecraft because it just keeps updating and you don’t know what to do? Got a kid that wants to play mc and you don’t have the foggiest how to even start? Go watch @Pixlriffs ’s survival guide videos! They’re wonderful!

Minecraft Survival Guide Season 3 [1.20+]

The Minecraft Survival Guide returns for Season 3, beginning in 1.20 - the Trails and Tales update! Join Pixlriffs for an ongoing series which takes an in-de...

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I'm enjoying the fact that #TrumpSmellsLikeAss is trending because in the UK, Trump also means fart, so "Fart smells like ass" is a satisfying one.

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2 years

@AliceRoseAnew @benobiefuna @kniqui @cindywangbrandt Most toddlers masturbate, and they’re usually told ‘hey not in public’ in a non shameful way.

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@toomanyspectra Also a lot of people are having long term disruptions to taste and smell even when they no longer have covid. It's one of the most irritating long term symptoms too.

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3 years

@CynBlogger @GeologyTime I love that beautiful shit but there's no way that lot are ethically sourcing it. :(

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1 year

Absolutely horrified my parents by describing my vision problem as ‘you know when you were bored as a young kid in school and you’d push your eyes in a bit to see the pretty lights?’ Apparently that was not a universal phenomenon…

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3 months

@joehills We're having fun

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7 months

This is now the best death in Decked Out history, sorry @docm77

TangoTek - sniper willie

Watch TangoTek's clip titled "sniper willie"

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Me and Cleo when we met irl:

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1 year

Joe is up against one of those newfangled dsmp’ers and needs your vote on tumblr! Vote for cryptid magnetism!!!

ROUND 5:

4. Joe Hills Quackity JOE HILLS (3) nominated from Hermitcraft, Beetlejhost, Joemez Addams, UHC vs QUACKITY (22) nominated from DSMP, Karmaland, Minecraft Extremo, TFTSMP

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@ZombieCleo It’s not over two thirds of wheelchair users either… nope

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2 years

Quick repeat PSA for those who don’t know; If you see missing people posts on social media, ask for a police report number or a missing persons website link. Doing so, you can stop abusers searching for their victims who have gone into hiding.

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@redactedhills So many people don't realise that a great way to help diversity is to help people onto the first rung of the ladder, the rich famous streamers could 100% help out by creating a fund for basic video/streaming tutorials and equipment for people who need more help.

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2 years

@tw1tte7 @JaneyGodley Because the people she’s deriding are ALSO working all hours they can.

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1 year

*smug*

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3 years

Too lazy to walk from one side of my storage room to the other... Llama railway it is...

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10 months

@ZombieCleo Joe is going to be so confused when we tell him how we pulled off being in the same place at the same time.

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11 months

@docm77 @xisumavoid The sheer amount of times I have crossed paths with him in London is mental. 😂

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3 months

This is another one of those ‘the internet is tiny and everyone knows each other’ dealios.

Zedaph

@ZedaphPlays

3 months

Creeper Cookies with REAL Ash?! Mooshroom Cookies with Steak and Mushrooms?!?! Let's Cook some OVERLY MINECRAFTY Cookies! w/ @MrBarryLewis ! > > > < < <

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There's two kinds of video game players. With Euro Truck Sim, I'm the kind of player that just likes driving to unwind and exploring the european radio stations. @ilmango1 is another kind entirely.😂

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2 years

Welcome new followers! Just a warning that I'm often very sweary and forthright, and that this account will soon be me constantly whining that I can't see my fiancé and slagging off the various governments involved in my life. But welcome! Feel free to pour yourself a cuppa!

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1 year

@Pixlriffs Wait, you’re older than me by a few months?!! I’ve always thought you were a fair bit younger.

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Totally related to previous news… Anyone know a good immigration lawyer that can help with a fiancée visa? 😂😍 also anyone I know that has moved internationally?

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3 years

I apparently pay @joehills ’s streams too much attention.

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2 years

Oh hey, I've been dating* a boy for two years today! That's a thing! 💜💜💜💜💜 *We STILL haven't been on an actual date yet... The joys of long distance and childcare...

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1 year

America, you have a Joe back (he just touched down in a secret location to transfer back to Nashville) he should be still in one piece.

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Shit I did/happened to me in 2023, in photos: Joe came to London and partook in his first Old Rope. I was in the same room with most of my childhood comedy heroes over a weekend at the BFI and @Centuritron made adorable knitted Joe and I…

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2 years

Joe’s face whilst watching an Aaron Carter movie on @mpt3k1 ’s stream is an understatement of discomfort.

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21 days

Some people have animal alarm clocks to wake them up in the morning. I have a bedtime reminder every night.

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2 years

I know that people joke that America is decades behind the rest of the world but they genuinely use the term ‘spaz’ and ‘spastic’ unchallenged… Feels like I’m in a playground in the 1980s.

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3 years

Lockdown part 3.

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4 years

@craigpringle91 @Seanchuckle I hate to ask but do you have a missing persons page/police case number? I don't like sharing missing persons posts without as it can be a tool for abusers to find people who have fled them.

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The happiest of birthdays to my incredible future sister-in-law. @redactedhills 🎉🎉🎉

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3 years

Earlier, I took part in a thanksgiving build competition with @joehills patreons. Unfortunately I forgot to take a screenshot before I burned the place to the ground but it works well... Welcome to Camp Chippewa...

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@joehills

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4 months

@JaneyGodley Sounds like he saw something that statistically c-section babies have bigger heads… but didn’t realise it’s because they would have been dangerous to deliver naturally.

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Holy shit. $41k+ raised for charity <3 @docm77 You're a crazy bastard and I love you and your community so much, it's been an honour and a pleasure to be able to help out even in the tiniest way.

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@docm77 @joehills I like him too. Not biased a bit. Nope.

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@ZombieCleo ‘I only said Hi in chat but used too many capital letters’… yeah no, you were probably homophobic or an utter sexist pig.

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Quick! If you’re on tumblr go vote for my weirdo fiancé! He is the one true tumblrsexyman and deserves this title.

ROUND FOUR:

JOE HILLS (3) nominated from Hermitcraft, Beetlejhost, Joemez Addams, UHC vs WILBURSOOT (14) nominated from DSMP, 100 Player Challenges, Ghostbur, Editor ARG, Tommyinnit Mod Videos, smpronpa, OSM…

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I was about to throw these cup stickers away and then realised I could have some fun with them…

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3 months

@joehills Hi! I’m Joe and I’ll be your customer today!

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5 years

Well... @xisumavoid

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1 year

If you’re going to reply to this tweet PLEASE untag Zed from your reply. This tweet went a bit further than I expected it to and I don’t want you all spamming his poor notifications.

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1 year

Happy Minecraft birthday to me! Oh my sweet summer girl, you have no idea what’s to come…

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6 months

Got my Hermitcraft @creocards cards today and I don’t think I’m ever seeing them again.

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4 months

‘Nashville!? That’s in America!’ still gets quoted to me nearly every single day. Also a quick link to @RealPhali ’s clip too.

xisuma didn't know

i guess he didnt know...congrats joe and badger!

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I'm known for being oblivious but this was on another level... .

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@ZombieCleo Tbf anyone in a relationship with me is technically gay af.

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2 months

Please do not talk to me or my 100m long roll of bubble wrap Son, ever again.

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2 years

Falls.

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@xisumavoid Connected textures and VT stuff aren’t so bad but there are people out there who use packs that totally change the colour and texture of the blocks and you don’t always realise it before sitting down to watch and follow them. Frustrating.

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1 year

@ihrtmumbo As a Biromantic greyace in a relationship with a Hermit, I can’t possibly comment…

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1 year

🎶Our House, in the middle of the street.🎶

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On scene of the I-485 wreck. Cars are slowing passing the house on the shoulder. All minor injuries @wsoctv

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The talk about lockdown and ‘everyone broke the rules’ has made me incandescent with rage, especially when the ‘only go out for exercise’ rule came in, they blocked off BENCHES so no disabled people could leave their homes for a basic walk. ‘Oh but all disabled people were…

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