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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

4 years

If you used the front Bathroom of the Brass Rail before it was remodeled, you are immune from Coronavirus.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

5 years

Does everyone from small towns remember when Pizza Hut used to do that thing where you read books and got a free personal pan pizza? The thrill of a free $6 pizza........I don’t think I’ve reached that excitement level since.

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Ben Eisenhart

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13 days

Tornados in Omaha today. 🙏🏻

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Ben Eisenhart

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8 months

Urban Meyer just hit the nail on the head. “This is not a bad team. They play hard. They just need a different QB.”

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Ben Eisenhart

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5 months

Federal Subsidies for myself? Please and thank you. Federal subsidies for a single mom…… “I don’t believe in that.”

Nebraska Examiner

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5 months

Vigil at NE governor's mansion protests state's rejection of $18M in federal funds to feed kids; Pillen says he doesn't 'believe in welfare.' @paulhammelNE reports

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Ben Eisenhart

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20 days

Public Dollars should be Public Schools. I will not debate. You will not sway me in believing you should receive a private school voucher.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@NoLieWithBTC He should be fined $1500 for that haircut.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

4 years

A Walk-on Story. When I decided to walk on a coach from Hastings College who had been recruiting me called me and said “You are going to go to Nebraska and never play a snap” after my 41st game I played, 38 of them in a row I wanted to call him and say thanks for the motivation.

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Ben Eisenhart

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2 years

Call me crazy but I don’t think $7.50 Corn. $16.75 Soybeans. And $11.35 Wheat is good for anyone or anything. I don’t think the short term gain will out weigh the cost when it’s all said and done.

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Ben Eisenhart

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1 year

@patriottakes My 5 year old son has one of those shirts. What a little lib.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

11 months

@NoLieWithBTC Of all the ways you could cut spending, this should probably be at the bottom. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

10 months

@unusual_whales Pandemic savings?

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

4 years

All these Private Catholic High Schools in the Nebraska State Basketball Championships. It’s almost like they recruit or something.......

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

6 years

Um isn’t this Omaha? @MeanStreetsOMA Fast and Furious getting swole at 72nd and Dodge.

Total Frat Move

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6 years

You think this is a game?

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Ben Eisenhart

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1 year

My favorite part of Yellow Stone is they have about 40 head of cattle on a 50k acre ranch.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@Cokedupoptions What if she paid $59k and now they were $72k? Would she reach out to ask if she could pay extra?

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Ben Eisenhart

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11 months

@patriottakes That guy sure does go to a lot of Gay bars for hating them so much.

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Ben Eisenhart

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1 year

@RonFilipkowski Me, walking onto that plane with my son.

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Ben Eisenhart

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1 year

Nebraska. Horrible Football and Basketball programs. Just assaulting Iowa.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

@AP Are women going to lose their right to vote next?

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@MadScientistFF He’s the one that’s right.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

7 months

This is why the Purdue Coach hates Nebraska so much. He tried to smoke my boy Mueller and got the worst of it. 😂 2006 Nov 24 - Colorado vs Nebraska via @YouTube

✂️ Purdue Coach Hit

26 seconds · Clipped by Ben Eisenhart · Original video "2006 Nov 24 - Colorado vs Nebraska" by bmboldt

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Ben Eisenhart

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10 months

@TimboNotes @financecowboy This is the correct answer. Or Mommy and Daddy money.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@FightHaven Those poor kids. Seeing that shit. As if they didn’t have enough trauma from a parent acting like that in the first place.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

9 months

@nypost Very weird tweet. I would say most people don’t sing along to the National Anthem. But spread that fake outrage.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

8 months

The CU Buffalo crowd can turn on you and turn on you fast. In 2005 we got up 30-0. In the 3rd quarter the student section started throwing bottles and batteries onto the field. They stopped the game for probably 20-30 min to clear out the student section before we resumed the…

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

@barstoolsports @_willcompton @BussinWTB @ChevyTrucks One of the new 82k IRS Agents flipping through White’s 2004 Tax returns.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

@CNN CFO at 32? “Some people are just built different.” How crazy is it that he has the same last name as the name of the company? Wild.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

There are 368 High Schools in the State of Nebraska. There are 48 Private schools. So 13% are Private. Out of 24 teams in the State Basketball Championships, right now there are at least 13 Private Schools in the Championship. 54%. I present without comment. Fight away in replies

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@DailyLoud Dudes going to get married. Have kids. Wife is going to wonder why their boys are 5’5” with a 6’ Dad.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

3 years

Last time I was on the field against Michigan we won. 2005 Alamo Bowl. I will be on the field again Saturday. On the sideline. Much older with greying hair and neck pain issues. #GBR

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

Tough night with the 4 year old. Not listening. Overall just being a little dick. As he’s laying with me falling asleep he says “I don’t love you and either does momma.” 💀

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@FightHaven This dude read an article about how women are equals right before this match and took it personally.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@MFHoz “The Market is going to crash.” Every week of every month of every year until it happens.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

My 2 year old daughter currently has a thing where she lifts her leg, says “How bout’ this fart?” and farts. I plan to keep this going as long as possible to limit boyfriend potential.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 month

Lost another great one. Kenny Wilson. Your 10.3 100m speed and weighing 220 made for someone not fun to tackle every day in practice. RIP, Brother.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

@NoLieWithBTC @emsteck Does she realize that “Democrats” in 1861 are todays Republicans? Or does someone need a map and a history lesson?

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

Does anyone from small towns remember ALCO and Ben Franklin Stores? They were like small town stables before Walmart came and destroyed them. Ben Franklin on a Saturday morning is where it was at for all the cool shit.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

4 years

I don’t understand the hate on Credit Cards? My cards pay me as much at 5%, 2% min on every purchase. Roughly about $1500 a year I get paid to use them. Pay the balance every month. Have some disciple, people! Refusing to use a credit card because they are “Bad” is misinformed.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

11 months

@patriottakes If pathetic was a picture.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@GRDecter No property tax or insurance in that #.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

10 months

@CODUpdates @RavenSoftware Every update you lose 20 FPS. It’s like clockwork.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

9 months

@Bayleewilson @JansenStuart Give that thing the Roman helmet. If you don’t know that that means, look it up.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

11 months

@WallStreetSilv “Someone have a fresh pair of pants?”

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

“Having 2 kids close in age is great because they have someone to play with.” Is the biggest crock of shit I have ever heard. It’s strictly “Someone to fight with.” At all times.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

@CNN Is it because the numbers were in black ink?

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

10 months

@crazyclipsonly Sounds like Summer evenings in Chicago.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@CalltoActivism There is just so much going on and to take in with this photo and I am not even talking about the guns.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

5 years

Young people and people who don’t know much about football (That’s most people even though they think they do) should listen to Romo every week. He’s 40 times more knowledgeable than any other announcer. And that’s a fact.

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Ben Eisenhart

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1 year

@TikTokInvestors Why stop there? Few more months and she’s the richest person on the planet.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

3 years

My son killed it at picture day.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

Why wouldn’t we fair catch that and get it at the 25 instead of running around, burning clock, and getting it at the 21? I swear to god man, the little football shit we haven’t done well in years.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

The Full amount of Childcare should be Tax Deductible. $5000 in 2023 is an absolute joke! We hit that the second week of March.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

4 years

Well here it is. 56.5 at 36 years old. It hurt!

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

8 months

Telling my wife we can never move because our Mortgage is locked at 2.9% Her: “So, you are going to let me put in those hardwood floors on the main floor then?”

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

Some of you kids don’t know what this is and it shows.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

Nebraska Football is still Nebraska Football. Win/Loss over the last 20 years isn’t what it was over the 80/90s, no doubt but it’s still a National Brand by anyones standards. (Look it up) and it still has the resources and money to get a big name coach. Yes, maybe even ur coach.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

In 1941 my Grandpa Eisenhart won the Class D State Championship in Track for Culbertson by himself.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

5 months

If you know what this is, you are probably over halfway to retirement.

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Ben Eisenhart

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1 year

@nbcsnl Que the Conservatives “SNL hasn’t been funny in years.” In the comments.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

10 months

@TikTokInvestors Just because you chose to not pay taxes doesn’t mean it was “Tax Free”

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

9 months

@unusual_whales Then why is everyone on Twitter a millionaire?

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

7 months

Harvest hasn’t started until you have had your first fist fight in the Truck line. 7:30am September 28th is the official start date of 2023 Harvest.

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Ben Eisenhart

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2 years

Am I a great trader? No. But do I get better every single day? Also, No.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

I don’t even notice the price of Gas. Not because I am rich or don’t think $70-$100 is a lot of money. It’s just that daycare is $575 a week so $70-$100 every 2 weeks doesn’t register.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@MadScientistFF Hang up the phone so I can get on the internet.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

11 months

@MoreCrazyClips @crazyclipsonly 20 years from now

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Ben Eisenhart

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7 months

@RealPrichard @3YearLetterman Checks notes: Brandon is perfectly fine with lying if it promotes his cause. He’s got this politician thing down.

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Ben Eisenhart

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5 years

What do these people do that they are able to take 3-4 week vacations to Europe? I miss work for 2 days and I have 208 “Urgent” emails.

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Ben Eisenhart

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3 years

My son started choking tonight on a piece of bacon. It was terrifying. He then barfed all over the floor and followed it up with “Can I have a popsicle?” Kids are wild, man.

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Ben Eisenhart

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6 months

“Dad, Tells us about $8 corn, $17 Soybeans, 3% Operating loans, and Free DP.”

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Ben Eisenhart

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8 months

@ReubenR80027912 Every SEC couple looks like this.

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Ben Eisenhart

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1 year

@CNN

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Ben Eisenhart

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2 years

Gas Stations charging for AIR should be a crime.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

My 5yr wants something that cost $50 and he has a $35 gift card. We told him if he did some jobs for us we would help with the $15. Thru tears he says “What about Gas and Groceries? Will you have enough to still pay for those? Will we still be able to turn the lights on?” 😢😭😂

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

Ok, hardwood floors. I get it. They look great and it’s everyone’s dream but for me there is just something “Not Cozy” about it? Kitchens and bathrooms of course but living room being hardwood floors, feels weird to me. Am I wrong here?

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 months

At 11,000 feet in a Log Cabin in the Rockies. I have a log on the fire, whiskey in a glass, and my little loves asleep in rooms close by. This is my version of wealth.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

3 years

A statement was made today.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

27 days

I need to pin this tweet for like 2035 when the urban sprawl of Omaha/Lincoln has got so big that Nebraska is at risk of going Blue and there is a big push to get this changed back because “Small town Nebraska no longer has a voice.”

Governor Jim Pillen

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I am steadfast in my commitment to get winner-take-all over the finish line, thereby honoring our constitutional founding, unifying our state and ending the three-decades-old mistake of allocating Nebraska's electoral votes differently than all but one other state.

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Ben Eisenhart

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2 years

Memory Lane. My Grandpa Eisenhart and I were State Long Jump Champs 60 years apart. Almost to the day.

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Ben Eisenhart

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1 year

@patriottakes At some point it’s time to stop giving these losers the attention they are seeking.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

5 years

We have a 25 year old in the office we nicknamed “Millennial” Even though the rest of us our tech millennials by definition. We ask him things like “Do you need us to designate a cry room?” “Are these 20 days of vaca enough for you after working here 6 months?” Stuff like that.

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Ben Eisenhart

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2 years

@omaha_scanner Bank employee who gave him those Red Die stacks.

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Ben Eisenhart

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9 years

Is anything more Nebraska? @HuskerExtraSip @HuskerExtraBR I think he belongs here. But we still gotta win #Huskers http://t.co/TxQdPEOrXa

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@CNN Elon paid $44B to stop a teenager from tracking his flights.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

4 years

I think it would start to be beneficial to the Country if the media stopped talking about the 10% far right and the 10% far left and start talking about the 80% that have far more in common than they are being led to believe. My 2 cents for the day.

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Ben Eisenhart

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9 months

@nypost These are the type of dudes that die at 58.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

If you vote for Herbster, you have to go to Dinner with him and your wife has to sit next to him. I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

11 months

@TikTokInvestors This should be an ad for “Why own when you can rent? “

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

Aurora Co-Op at their Board meetings: “In short, every dollar we spend on Radio advertising during the Husker games is a Dollar we don’t have to give back to the farmer.”

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

11 months

We did it, Fam!

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

10 months

I don’t remember drinking water at all growing up? Like never in my first 10-15 years of life did I have a water bottle other than sporting events. My kids now live with a water bottle. They go with them everywhere. It’s great. It’s healthy. But crazy to think about how…

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Ben Eisenhart

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6 months

@On3sports @noskozone CU O-Line Locker room.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

Every morning at 5:30am I hear little foot steps and my 2 year old daughter saying, “I’m coming to sleep with you, Daddy.” Now how am I supposed to say No to that?

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

10 months

@CalltoActivism “Yes, I’m using my wife and Child as a shield.”

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

Parents are so concerned about what their kids are learning at School. It’s a big world with lots of different views. Embrace it. Talk about different views. God forbid you child doesn’t end up as narrow minded as you. ✌🏻

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

2 years

@Sean_Callahan Whole stadium should go to individual seat backs. Cuts capacity but provides a better fan experience.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

10 months

@TikTokInvestors Overpaid. Everyone one of those Simps overpaid.

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Ben Eisenhart

@BEisenhart

1 year

@Cokedupoptions That last guy, average price of those properties is about $75k. Slum lord.

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