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Tristan

@AyoTristan

5 months

The thing with clichés is that they work 💍x🗼

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

4 years

So we've arrived at the mask flexing phase of the pandemic

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6 years

I never seen an unseasoned house

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Tristan

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1 year

That man attempted a coup and they letting him run for President again. There's stricter rules at Planet Fitness.

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Tristan

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4 years

Shaun Lucas, his murderer, is 22 years old. In high school, at the height of Ferguson, he ran a conservative troll account. 6 months into being a police officer, he killed an unarmed black man. This can't be reformed.

Atlanta Black Star

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4 years

Jonathan Price Tried to Shake White Texas Officer’s Hand Before Cop Killed Him, Affidavit Says

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Tristan

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4 years

Get 👏🏿 his 👏🏿 ass

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

3 months

People who clap when the plane lands, I owe you an apology...

BNO News

@BNONews

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Alaska Airlines says "many" of its Boeing 737 Max 9 planes were found to have loose bolts - NBC

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Tristan

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6 years

Dear Bron, I wrote you but you still ain't call me...

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

4 months

best of sarah snook

@bestofsnook

4 months

The three winners 👑

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Tristan

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3 years

If you built so different, why do you even qualify for the stimulus

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@JxNxTHxNL

3 years

I’d rather the $600 stimulus over the $2,000 one.. it’ll make me hustle harder, idk... maybe I’m just built different 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Tristan

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3 years

Every tiktok dance looks like Doctor Strange fighting Thanos

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Tristan

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7 years

Can't violate the Constitution if you never read it

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

3 months

Giannis gonna remind you he a frugal immigrant dad every chance he gets

sydney fink

@sydn3yfink

3 months

giannis scanning the qr code for free wings mid-game 💀😂

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Tristan

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6 years

Of course he did... The nigga named Chadwick

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

4 months

Fraud is fraud, sue the baby

Reneé Ellis

@D_Renee88

4 months

Y'all, tell me why my 10-year-old daughter stole my credit card and racked up 8 stacks at Sephora! What can I do? Sue Sephora? Help me y'all.

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Tristan

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4 years

In Person Voting. Mail in ballots.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

5 years

That bladder connect to the home wifi and it's time to GO

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

7 years

I don't know where my man's was supposed to be....but it wasn't here. At all.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

10 months

Fabolous is 45 years old. You supposed to be on the ribs, Unc

2Cool2Blog

@2Cool2Blog

10 months

Fabolous can’t find any cookouts for the 4th of july

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Tristan

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5 years

She called him ugly and he stabbed her and stuffed her in a suitcase. But people still asking who are more emotional, men or women

New York Post

@nypost

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Sugar daddy confesses to Instagram influencer Ekaterina Karaglanova’s murder: police

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Tristan

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3 years

😂

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

2 years

Every now and again I'm reminded that Black people said "stop killing us" and the whites said "fine, we'll change the name of the pancake mix."

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

2 years

Lil Wayne styling his 3 remaining dreads to see Anita Baker is endearing

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

3 years

Slaves had households?

BDMII

@_BarringtonII

3 years

More black children were in two parent households in slavery than today. No one ever talks about this.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

2 months

Welp.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

1 year

Cuz it's not our business.

CNN

@CNN

1 year

Jamie Foxx was hospitalized weeks ago but there’s still not much publicly known.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

3 years

And don't none of y'all explain it either.

Rick Fish 🐟

@rickfish412

3 years

Kendrick Green has a horseshoe branded on his arm That’s All-Pro stuff from the rookie

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

10 months

Future: I get it out the field fuck Russell Russell: ...anyway, me and MY son, Future Jr, finna watch a movie Church petty be hitting different

Russell Wilson

@DangeRussWilson

10 months

Movie Time! Post Workout Recovery! #DadLife

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5 months

39 year old Shohei showing up to collect his $680M

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

5 months

Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract calls for him to be paid only $2 million a year for the next 10 seasons, with $680 million deferred until the end of the deal, sources confirm to ESPN. The CBT hit on the contract is going to be around $46 million, a huge discount for L.A.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

4 years

I just went to his IMDb and he's been on just about every black sitcom from The Jeffersons to blackish...he needs a lifetime achievement award

Double L must Rock The Bells

@LoveThePuck

4 years

I didn’t know this dude’s name for years, I knew he was that cutie on all the sitcoms 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (I know now his name is Bumper Robinson)

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

3 years

Me: man, fuck this country Me, when North Korea wants the smoke:

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

1 year

RIP Bobby Caldwell

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

5 years

Envy: Its DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlemagne the God we are the Breakfast Club, good morning we are here with Meg the Stallion Charlemagne: I cant wait to smell the seat when you leave Yee: Wow that's crazy Envy: Aren't stallions male horses?

Spicy likkle ting 🇭🇹

@_MsFeiisty_

5 years

Why hasnt @theestallion been on the breakfast club? @breakfastclubam

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

1 year

It's the Roc²

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

3 months

First time I went to TopGolf

Big Choctaw

@Derekalexander_

3 months

Nobody told me Top Golf was $75 tf I look like Tiger Woods?

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

9 months

𝒮𝒾𝑒.

@Cindtrillella

9 months

That nigga who BINKED that white woman with that chair is definitely going to jail though 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Tristan

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7 months

Taddy Mason

@rod4short

7 months

Look like a mean lunch lady

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

8 months

I'd like to talk to you about the Team USA Initiative

Travonne Edwards

@Travonne

8 months

i love how lebron getting the credit for this 😂 like he leaned up in his seat like i gotta do something about it and grabbed the red phone for an emergency to assemble the avengers

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

3 years

Jaleel ran from that Urkle shit for years so you know they mustve dropped the bag off for this

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

7 years

You're welcome.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

28 days

HBO Max cancelled every Black led show on the network so Jerrod Carmichael could suck on white feet

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

9 months

Never forget

Genie Lauren

@MoreAndAgain

9 months

We should keep a running list of the times non-blacks tried to tell us OUR idioms were about them without even understanding WTF we're saying

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

2 years

"Kevin said I can stay"

Evan Sidery

@esidery

2 years

Kyrie Irving’s leverage in negotiations with the Nets is that Kevin Durant will want a trade if he leaves, per @wojespn .

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3 months

HipHopDX

@HipHopDX

3 months

Jeezy's Tiny Desk performance dropping tomorrow

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

6 years

Plot twist: thick thighs do indeed save lives

WebMD

@WebMD

6 years

Bigger thighs, better health? According to one study, people whose thighs measured less than 24.5" were more likely to have heart disease and other health problems.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

5 years

I've had enough.

Resist Programming 🛰

@RzstProgramming

5 years

🔦Jan 2019 panel w/ Bob Kraft, Van Jones & others: JayZ says growing up in a single parent house causes people to have an “adverse feeling toward authority” which causes them to tell police “f*ck you” resulting in interactions that “causes people to lose lives.” #JayzNFL

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

3 years

Cuz black people making 6 figures likely holding down the WHOLE family

Ella Septima-Hamer

@jbrous41

3 years

Study: Even African Americans Making Almost Six Figures Feel Financially Insecure

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

4 years

I know Twitter loves "per my last email", but "going forward" is when they really want the smoke. Don't going forward me, B.

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

7 years

When you love your fellow American, but ball is still life

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

26 days

You the grill master now.

vince

@vincestaples

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NOT UNCLE JAMES!

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

2 months

I know the back of her phone hot

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@HassanSayyed

2 months

Young Miami just wiped her IG of old pics. 👀

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

6 months

Black QBs getting the Matt Schaub jobs is a true marker of progress

Tom Pelissero

@TomPelissero

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Trade! The #Cardinals are sending QB Josh Dobbs to the #Vikings , sources tell me and @RapSheet . So after losing Kirk Cousins to a torn Achilles, Minnesota brings in Dobbs, who started the first eight games for Arizona. Options in the QB room alongside rookie Jaren Hall.

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1 year

Mehmet Okurrrt

@Natural_OneDurr

1 year

Adele can't believe what Jamal Murray is doing 😭😭😭

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

6 years

Meanwhile, the Celtics in the East like

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

6 years

Get this man some Nikes

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

2 years

The Taylor Rooks context is important, cuz if she asks me if I can beat Tyson I'm saying I can knock him out in 4

TMZ

@TMZ

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Ja Morant says if he were playing against Michael Jordan in his prime, he would've "cooked" His Airness.

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6 years

When his Tinder says 5'10 and y'all meet for real

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Stella Beam

@ScottieBeam

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You and your man having the same shoe size sounds ideal until it’s not lmfaoo

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

6 years

Rappers describing a dark skinned girl as Kelly Rowland for the 40,000th time

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@AyoTristan

5 years

Because Baltic Avenue is $2000 now but millennials still passing Go and getting the same $200 as 1935.

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@AyoTristan

5 years

So if the Raptors win...do they have to go to the White House? Like, they don't even go here.

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@AyoTristan

6 years

H.E.R. is 21, Khalid is 20, Jorja Smith is 21, Daniel Caesar is 23, where these kids getting these grown ass feelings from?

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7 years

"Dear Mr. I'm too good to hold a Tiki torch..."

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7 years

I ache for Hillary, she devoted her whole life to this....and lost to a dude who just thought it'd be cool to be President. #ElectionNight

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@AyoTristan

6 years

Humans appear to like laughter, I shall now attempt this practice:

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6 months

Ross wrote in his memoir about having a seizure during sex and shitting the bed. Glass houses.

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

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Rick Ross on Jada Pinkett Smith's book tour: "No one cares. That’s what they don’t understand. Sometimes as celebrities, you can get out of touch. ... I don’t want to know if Tupac got alopecia!" 🔗

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3 years

Me trying to get in on this Gorilla Glue lawsuit

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7 years

When you love your girl, but ball is still life

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6 years

When you love the badge, but ball is still life

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6 years

"Promise me you'll survive, mayne"

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5 years

Kids: watch this You: go head Them:

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4 years

Name the album

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When you love your dog, but ball is still life

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When you love babies, but ball is still life

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When you love your coworkers, but ball is still life

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6 years

AYO THESE NIGGAS COULDN'T BEAT THE BROWNS

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2 years

21 with J Cole. 21 with Drake.

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6 years

Topanga still fine and some white dude showed up and said he was Eric and they took his word for it.

kya ✨🚀

@kyaxcheeks

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Be still, my childhood 😍😊

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Tristan

@AyoTristan

4 years

You a grown ass man throwing the Twitter tantrum because players aren't willing to risk THEIR LIVES to entertain you

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@jasonrmcintyre

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Kyrie “Flat Earth” Irving is doing his best to nuke the NBA’s return. Go look at how many coaches he’s run off. In Cleveland, then couldn’t deal with Brad Stevens, then did Kenny Atkinson dirty. Entitlement is off the charts

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When you love the kids but ball is still life.

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@AyoTristan

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Daylight Saving Time: *happens as it does every year* Me: Yooo it really dark at 5pm

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@AyoTristan

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When 2 Chainz throws on Duffle Bag Boy in that Verzuz

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Just doing my part to save democracy

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@AyoTristan

4 months

NBA and NFL battling for screen time today

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@AyoTristan

2 years

Commas matter.

Jackie Memphis

@Jayleejnr

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Yo Lupita got THICK brothers

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@AyoTristan

1 year

TJ was out here like

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@kennysroys

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@PopCrave LIKE NOT CAUGHT IN 4K!!!????

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@AyoTristan

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When you love "A Christmas Story" but ball is still life

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When you love infants, but ball is still life

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Hov brought crack, gentrification and crypto to the hood, he think he Reagan.

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@AyoTristan

3 years

@JoeBiden

Jeff Stein

@JStein_WaPo

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Joe Biden on Monday said $2,000 stimulus checks would be approved if Democrats win both seats in Georgia “If you send Jon and the Reverend to Washington, those $2,000 checks will go out the door,” Biden said.

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