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Average Striker

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4 years

Pingu's Dad when he won't eat his fish supper

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England's mannequin celebration from 2016 is underrated 😄

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Tomas Rosicky on PES 6

Ben Davis

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11 months

The face of a man who’s cut weight 3x in the last few months

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Real football addicts definitely watched this match

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Luke Shaw as soon as Ronaldo leaves

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Antony being airlifted out of Old Trafford

Manchester United

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ℹ️ The boss has issued an update on @Antony00 and @LukeShaw23 . #MUFC || #MUNCHE

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Lampard, Gerrard and Rodgers right now

AFC Bournemouth 🍒

@afcbournemouth

2 years

AFC Bournemouth can announce that the club has parted company with head coach Scott Parker.

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Rashford waking up and seeing 4 missed calls from ten Hag

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Dele Alli stood in the MNF studio whilst Carragher says 'Everton have made really poor signings over the years'

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I would absolutely love to see that scored penalty

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Adel Taraabt and Yannick Bolasie both turn 34 today 🎂 The streets etc, etc, so on and so forth ...... a thread 🧵 ⚠️ WARNING: THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTMEGS ⚠️

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Ben White £50m Jack Grealish £100m Romelu Lukaku £120m PSG right now:

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Grealish turning up for England duty at the weekend

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Qatar losing a fixed game

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Burnley caretaker manager Michael Jackson has revealed that Maxwel Cornet had been confused regarding his Burnley contract. This week, Cornet indicated that he'd like to 'return to his parent club' The 48 year old has told the Ivorian "you are not a loan"

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Jordan Pickford 0.4 seconds after making a save

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When Matty Cash realises the Poland call up is for WWIII

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Erling Haaland consoles a distraught Jesse Lingard after Man City's 6-0 victory

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Wayne Rooney leaving Pride Park

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You're at England vs Iran, Southgate throws Coady on to ensure we hold on to a 1-0, you're 4 miles away from the nearest pint.. it's Budwieser..it's $12, from the back of the stand you hear the Qatari bought England band start their 14th rendition of The Great Escape. Priceless

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Sean Dyche and Anthony Gordon waiting outside the boardroom for Bielsa's 6 hour PowerPoint presentation to finish

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1 year

It's really not gone well.....

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When Peter Drury is 3 minutes into comparing a series of corners to the Seige of Leningrad

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2 years

*Checks what Kurt Zouma is trending for*

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Ivan Toney with £7.50 on a Spurs clean sheet

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10 months

I'm sorry but this fella has to be the illegitimate child of Adam Johnson and Granit Xhaka

Match of the Day

@BBCMOTD

10 months

Sergio Gomez was crowned the Under-21 Euros joint-top scorer... just after Spain lost the final 😬

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Chris Kamara with a touching tribute to George Best

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Roy Hodgson addresses the Crystal Palace squad on his return

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Richarlison has now scored more PL goals than Wilson and Antonio combined

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1 year

Big fan of Club Brugge announcing Scott Parker's sacking in fluent Geordie

Club Brugge KV

@ClubBrugge

1 year

ℹ️ Scott Parker is niet langer hoofdcoach van Club Brugge.

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1 year

Bamford in the away dressing room hearing the celebrations

Ethan Lamb

@ethanlamb01

1 year

30 signings?? No team chemistry?? You simply can’t not love this group of lads 🔥 #NFFC

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1 year

This bloke at the end of every season

L. Graham Smith

@lgsshedden

8 years

no team with Kyle Walker at RB will ever win anything

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5 months

'Don't eat them! They're for Christmas Da......' Me:

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1 year

Referees now they know they can get away with the odd elbow

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

1 year

🚨🔴 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | The FA will take NO further action regarding the incident between official Constantine Hatzidakis & Andrew Robertson. This was after a review of all evidence, reports @_pauljoyce .

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Anthony Gordon completes shock move to Liverpool

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Man City as soon as Arsenal have agreed the fee and wages

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

11 months

🚨 Manchester City expected to submit an offer to West Ham for Declan Rice today. #MCFC have serious interest in recruiting 24yo England midfielder + it is anticipated a formal bid will be lodged soon to rival Arsenal for signing @TheAthleticFC #WHUFC #AFC

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When Leeds, Millwall, West Ham, Cardiff, Spurs and Chelsea fans are all in London for 3pm kick offs on Saturday

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Burnley v Sheffield United next weekend

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1 year

Asking Ivan Toney how many World Cup bets he's got on

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James Milner has had a long career, here are some facts that age him A thread 🧵

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Joelinton and Bruno vs Arsenal

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2 years

How many times does it say Milan have won the Champions League on that sleeve badge?

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Fantasy Premier League

@OfficialFPL

1 year

Goal - MAHREZ Assist - GREALISH Chelsea 0-1 Man City (63 mins) #FPL #CHEMCI

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1 year

Wrexham fans when they can't get a pre match pint because The Avengers are assembling in the tap room

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

1 year

🚨 PAUL RUDD AT WREXHAM 🚨

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Nick Pope has taken his career from non-league to European football, he's gone to two World Cups with England and has previously been named in the PFA TOTY However, this will always be his finest achievement ⤵️

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Erling Haaland set to sign for Man City

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Ronaldo scored 4 goals against a customised character

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Brighton respawning a new €4m South American when one gets injured or sold

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All very well, but how brave is he from 15 yards with an apple core?

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Mo Salah surpasses Michael Owen and becomes a top ten all-time Premier League scorer. 151 goals and counting… 🇪🇬

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Kyle Walker when Haaland slotted the penalty

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'..... coming up after the break'

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City Xtra

@City_Xtra

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Pep Guardiola on Kalvin Phillips: “He’s not injured - he arrived [back at #ManCity ] overweight. I don’t know [why]. He didn’t arrive in the condition to do training sessions and to play.” [via @MailSport ]

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When you've been chasing Bellingham round for 45 minutes

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1 year

Jordan Henderson for the past 12 months

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

🚨⚪️ Real Madrid are close to complete deal to sign Jude Bellingham, confirmed. Negotiations are progressing to the final stages. Personal terms are almost agreed — Juni Calafat, crucial again. New meeting has been scheduled to complete the agremeent with Borussia Dortmund.

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John Hartson catching up with Gareth Bale at full time

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Dutch centre backs watching their team attack

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BREAKING NEWS He's arrived at Carrington for his medical

utdreport

@utdreport

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#mufc have offered Marcos Alonso a two-year contract. He is thinking abiut it and Barcelona are leaving the decision to Alonso [ @marca ]

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When Mo Salah clocks that the referee isn't giving any handballs tonight

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Arsenal, Newcastle and Man United fans:

Mohamed Salah

@MoSalah

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I’m totally devastated. There’s absolutely no excuse for this. We had everything we needed to make it to next year’s Champions League and we failed. We are Liverpool and qualifying to the competition is the bare minimum. I am sorry but it’s too soon for an uplifting or optimistic…

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2 years

Chris Wood: "No sorry lads I'm committed to Sean Dyche and Bur.." "It's a six figure weekly wage" Wood:

No Context Hearn

@NoContextHearn

4 years

@EddieHearn @lewis_ritson @Savmarshall1 @Fabio_Wardley @Kashfarooq1 @josephlaws @SkySportsBoxing @DAZN_USA

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Sean Dyche meeting Calvert-Lewin at Finch Farm next week

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Flag content aside..... how have you recreated the Simpsons font with a B&Q brush?

RJH

@richyhardy

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All set for Wolves 👍🏻

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When Bamford smells a sun dried tomato and artichoke focaccia in the Fulham home end

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Chelsea's kitman right now:

Terry Flewers

@terryflewers

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𝗠𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗹 𝗨𝗴𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲 has agreed terms with Chelsea 📝 #cfc ⬇️ 📱-

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3 years

When you check what 'Gylfi Sigurdsson' is trending for

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Big fan of Dynamo and Kelly Jones appearing at the King's Coronation like two disgraced League 1 footballers arriving at their court hearing

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10 months

Unlimited transfer budget and wages only to sign Henderson and Antonio

Ben Jacobs

@JacobsBen

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Keep an eye in the coming days on Michail Antonio, who is a target for Al-Ettifaq. Talks on player side at an early stage. No approach yet to West Ham, but Antonio will be allowed to leave should an offer arrive.⚒️

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1 year

Sean Dyche looking for the Anthony Gordon money

EuroFoot

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🇬🇭🔵 André Ayew (33) is in advanced talks to sign for Everton on a free transfer, reports @lequipe .

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@sportbible The kids when Mum's out and they want Fish Fingers for tea

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"Right lads they've got Messi and Mbappe so keep it tight early doors and ahhh bollocks"

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8th July - McDonald's full menu returns 13th July - Luke Shaw out injured

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He's played under 24 managers in his career so far, he could potentially double that if he sees out his career at Watford

RFC Latest

@RFCLatest

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Watford have activated Tom Ince's £50,000 relegation release clause. [ @JmlJourno ] #readingfc

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Chris Wilder chucking Ben Osborn on after 15 minutes

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Couldn't quite manage being a one club man, but good god the bloke's been loyal to that haircut

Liverpool FC

@LFC

1 year

Stevie is ready for #Legends2023 😍

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Sean Dyche after getting Everton 4 points from 4 wins and 2 draws

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Gundogan 20 seconds after shaking De Gea's hand

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Conor Gallagher trying to fit a full match worth of running into 20 minutes

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David Mitchell and Robert Webb both kicking a football exactly how you'd expect them to on Soccer A.M back in the day 😂

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When Perisic and Muller rock up in 2026 and they're still 33 years old

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Decent signing for Burnley, but surely you have to question anyone that comes back from 12 months in Turkey completely bald

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

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BREAKING: Burnley sign former Southampton winger Nathan Redmond on an initial two-year contract ✍️

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1 year

Matty Cash right now

Ashley Preece

@PreeceObserver

1 year

Poland sound out Steven Gerrard for their vacant managerial gig

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La Liga pleading poverty is actually hilarious Well said @Carra23

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Arm at a jaunty angle? Dressed like your Dad on an all inclusive to Corfu? You just know there's an absolute stinkbomb of an opinion coming

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"Don't eat them! They're for Christmas!" Me:

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Wout Faes when Liverpool get a penalty at the Kop end

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Phil Hay

@PhilHay_

1 year

🚨 Sam Allardyce firmly in the frame for the Leeds United job if, as expected, Javi Gracia is sacked. Gracia still in post but time appears to be up. Allardyce being seriously considered for the last four games. Story @TheAthleticFC

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