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Aubrey___K

@Aubrey___K

5 months

Which way young white collar professional?

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7 months

Smells like an $OXY acquisition.

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4 years

Oil and Gas downturn indicator: Used Ford Raptors for sale within 50 miles of Midland, 29.

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5 months

“He said he works in oil and gas but he actually works in water midstream.”

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4 years

$20 oil has guys in Midland trying to unload their planes on Facebook marketplace. 👀

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1 year

5 years ago today my dad died by suicide. I miss him dearly. Let’s destigmatize mental illness.

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1 year

My brother is based. @AlexEpstein

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3 years

Oil and Gas cities ranked: 1. Midland, TX 2. Fort Worth, TX 3. Houston, TX 4. Pecos, TX 5. Jal, NM 6. Wickett, TX 7. Tulsa, OK : : : 999,999: Denver, CO 1,000,000: Dallas, TX

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2 months

Oil and Gas cities ranked: 1. Midland, TX 2. Fort Worth, TX 3. Houston, TX 4. Pecos, TX 5. Jal, NM 6. Wickett, TX 7. Tulsa, OK : : : 999,999: Denver, CO 1,000,000: Dallas, TX

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1 year

NYC PE Associates on their way to first field visit in Midland.

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1 year

Sark after Dark 🤠 #HookEm

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4 months

DO NOT try and set a sushi eating record in Midland.

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@Aubrey___K

4 months

Would you rather: 1. Live in Dallas or 2. Eat all you can eat sushi in Midland? I just bellied up to the sushi bar.

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2 years

First year IB analyst, $250k in debt vs the multi-millionaire SMB owner from a flyover state.

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2 years

showing Colt McCoy after Jimmy G isn’t fair 😂

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4 months

As a Midlander I wouldn’t expect outsiders to understand how meaningful it is to have Diamondback buy Endeavor. Financials, $/acre, or $ per flowing BOE aside, to have a management team that has fought to make Midland better (schools, parks, etc) is a huge win for the

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3 years

Just saw a Maybach in Midland with paper tags. We are back baby!

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1 month

Wives in Midland that are 10 years into the “2 year plan”

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11 months

Alberta is just the Canadian version of Texas.

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2 months

GPs on Twitter: in just 6 hours we raised $250k for a small deal where there is a physical asset to own. Guys in Midland: in just 6 hours we pooled $250k for our Masters Calcutta team and we very well could lose 100% of it by Sunday.

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10 months

Production, Land, Drilling

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6 months

Your @EnverusEnergy subscription cost is about to double when this combo shows up to your office.

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3 years

Just saw a brand new Rolls-Royce with temp tags rolling down Wadley in Midland. The Permian is back baby!

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3 years

Glad to see the ex-Californians have brought rolling blackouts to Texas with them.

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2 years

When my boss asks me if I’m interested in a position in Dallas.

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7 months

Be careful tonight. A guy was arrested in Midland for lacing Twix bars with Water Midstream companies.

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11 months

They will drill for oil just about anywhere in Midland.

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3 years

On 285 south of Roswell. 😂

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6 months

CQ ops guys lining up at Sewell Ford to place F250 King Ranch orders today.

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8 months

Mineral bros fighting over 3 nma in Martin County owned by a recent widow that lives in the Midwest.

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7 months

The masculine urge to move back to my small rural hometown and run for county commissioner after visiting for the holidays.

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4 months

Would you rather: 1. Live in Dallas or 2. Eat all you can eat sushi in Midland? I just bellied up to the sushi bar.

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1 year

I’m officially “buy a few pair of the same shoes to keep in inventory in case they stop making them” years old.

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6 months

I witnessed the Holy Trinity in Odessa today: Ford Raptor, G Wagon, and Brand new Range Rover in the same driveway. No wonder OFS pricing is high.

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1 year

Wow, $40 million for 200 non-op wells doing 3 million BOE a day!?

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2 months

Texas RRC just suspended all SWDs surrounding NYC.

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6 months

Boom!

Occidental to Acquire CrownRock, Strengthening its U.S. Onshore Portfolio with Premier Permian...

Occidental to Acquire CrownRock, Strengthening its U.S. Onshore Portfolio with Premier Permian Basin Assets

www.oxy.com

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6 months

Plane don’t lie. $OXY

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1 year

My wife to me after golfing three straight days for work.

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3 years

First week of unemployment hasn’t been too bad.

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7 months

Happy “let’s circle back in January” Season to all who celebrate!

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6 months

Trail cams from my hometown are undefeated 😂

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6 months

I don’t recall the verse in the Bible requiring a G-IV to spread the Gospel.

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7 months

I’m looking for 25x on 2025E EBITDA exit.

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2 years

If you’re an LP in a hedge fund with a website like this, then your returns are probably very very good.

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1 year

Ops and BD discussing how the sales pitch went.

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8 months

1️⃣ Buddy just took job at private E&P 2️⃣ He gets you the drill schedule and you buy minerals under locations 3️⃣ The private E&P gets acquired by a Major 4️⃣ Rigs cut in half and won’t be drilling your minerals for at least 5 years

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8 months

My toddler at the dinner table when our sitter cancels last second.

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4 months

Only in Midland, Texas.

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6 months

Crownquest employees with equity right now…

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3 months

I understand what this apartment complex is trying to say, but “All Utilities Paid” might be better. 😂

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4 months

Catch me at the Four Seasons tonight. Mid 30s white guy with a blue blazer!

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3 years

For the guys and gals that work at midstream or upstream companies, what kind of services are a pain point for you? Could be anything from weed control on pads to pulling units. I was let go today along with fellow management team members and I want to start my own thing.

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4 years

@EnergyCynic It was actually Free Cash Flow, they haven’t seen some in a while and found it to be suspicious.

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4 months

The masculine urge to quit my job and move to Aspen to be a full time fly fishing guide.

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10 months

PE backed water midstream companies that missed the golden era of exits. RIP 2015-2019 10x multiples. 🥲

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11 months

*slams laptop shut til Wednesday*

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11 months

Don’t bet against these guys.

In the Aging Oil Business, These Young CEOs Stand Out

Many millennial and Gen Z workers have turned away from careers in fossil fuels—making Midland-based Permian Resources an anomaly.

www.texasmonthly.com

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4 months

Water midstream bro trying to follow the mineral talk at NAPE.

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4 months

Confirmed: Can still dunk a basketball. Also confirmed: My kids and wife were not as impressed as I had hoped.

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1 month

It's pretty incredible that there are 11,000+ aircraft in the air right now and the entire system, although not perfect, works day in and day out.

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5 months

Barn coffee, like oil and gas field office coffee, but with horses. Folgers ✅ Styrofoam cup✅ Fox News✅

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1 year

Only real country kids can smell this picture.

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6 months

Hope my son’s actions at the frat house secured his spot on the nice list. He’s going to make a fantastic landman.

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8 months

When I ask my buddies, who work in OFS, how they’re feeling about all of this M&A…

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6 months

Transfer portal, but for landbros. Grayson Prestonwood III left Maple Creek Energy and has decided to join Black Walnut Resources. This came as a surprise for the third year mineral landman out of Robert M. Zinke Energy Management Program.

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1 year

And my great grandad had to settle in Adams County, Ohio.

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3 years

Having discussion in group chat about Top 5 beers. Buddy sent this order and I think I agree. 1) airport 2) happy hour 3) hot day/yard work 4) grilling 5) shower Thoughts EFT?

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4 years

Decided to go as FCF so I didn’t have to show up.

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4 years

Trick or Treat in Midland tonight. I’m going as WTI.

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9 months

E&P: You built enough disposal capacity to cover your contractual obligation, right? Water Midstream:

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9 months

N280XY in Pittsburgh today. $OXY Marcellus acquisition?

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7 months

OFS sales people designing Christmas gifts every year.

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5 months

Every time someone in the Permian tells me they’ve never heard of Rice Energy.

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2 years

Friday Midland Landman Outfit: Hat: White Imperial with own company logo. Shirt: Peter Millar, embroidered with golf course not in Midland (Escondido, Whispering Pines, Spanish Oaks) Shorts: Peter Millar, 11a tee time so shorts in the office. Shoes: On, Hoka, or NB USA 993s

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2 years

Tell me you’ve avoided paying employment taxes without telling me you avoided paying employment taxes.

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2 years

Stay at home moms are an absolute cheat code for cold calling. Mrs. Aubrey K just had a 5 min conversation with a lady on the other end that likely wouldn’t talk to a landbro for 5 seconds. I’m about to start a job board at coldcallingmoms dot com.

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2 years

Ran one of my old girlfriends off the lease today.

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2 months

Accepted a job in Dallas. 😭

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3 years

They will drill for oil anywhere in Midland, Texas.

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4 years

Comparing the downturn to Jesus’s death and resurrection is peak oil and gas LinkedIn.

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1 year

Never Forget.

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4 years

I have an Alpine High joke, but it won’t produce.

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11 months

This guy in Odessa is going to make it across the country without stopping for gas.

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1 year

Few…

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6 months

Making my Crownquest buddy buy for the party bus tonight.

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1 year

My son that doesn’t sleep worth a darn knows me well. 😂

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3 years

Central Time is the superior time zone and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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8 months

How to store your pickleball.

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5 months

$SM and $OVV gotta be next, right?

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1 year

Not a bad start to my Sunday.

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7 months

Dad what was it like when water assets traded at 10x?

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6 months

Me to the company man everytime I visit a rig.

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9 days

Texas just needs to annex this place.

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3 months

When a bank pitches an acreage position in the “Delaware” and it is in Eastern Winkler County.

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6 months

Packing for Christmas break. There will be no question of where I live.

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6 months

Bump

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6 months

Crownquest employees with equity right now…

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3 years

The new Shipleys in Midland set a company record for highest grossing opening day. 🤯

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4 months

The past 4 years in water midstream M&A.

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22 days

Sell-side CIM vs Data room

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5 months

Just saw these guys in the ClayDesta atrium looking for the Callon office.

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17 days

NGP and Pearl waiting for Pioneer folks to decline the Exxon job offer.

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1 year

You know I keep that thang on me. Never know when you’re going to close a deal.

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4 years

2020 downturn claims another casualty in Midland. Likely traded for huge loss in exchange for a Civic.

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3 years

You’re not from around here are you?

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