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♿️ The can't stand up comic 🃏 Crypt-dough advocate - Positive vibrations #BobMarley #Jahstafar_AI creator 📲 VM or PM @ 313.763.5559 & I will make fun of you.

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Hello world, I am Chuck may I introduce Timeless Transitive Universal Theory TTUT - my model, bridges, strong, and weak nuclear force, gravity and electromagnetism. My model functions on states of inactivity/entropy and activity. My math calculates the viscosity of the super

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@blurayangel Rebecca, she was scary and seductive… So good. She made me fall in love with mystique. The most powerful mutant. But struggles with knowing herself, because she can be anybody is such a neat character contrast. Her struggle was with knowing herself, because when you can be

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@ATRightMovies For some reason, she just does me in… She is my kryptonite

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@ultrakillblast Get this guy some Pepto-Bismol

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@Ashy_slashee I own this…

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@Ashy_slashee Hey, it’s that guy who is mean to Andy Defrain

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@Ashy_slashee There can be only one… or two. This is my same answer from when you posted Kurgan post.

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@blurayangel My favorite part was watching them battle the sentinels and using their teamwork. Teamwork makes the dream work. But that’s what I love about X-Men and their team United. They are stronger together.

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@MCUFilmNews She’s going to be dazzler. She’s perfect for the role. It’s about a singer who becomes a superhero :-)

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@Ashy_slashee Dredd 2 better be the only answer to this thread. Come on everybody you know you want dread. It’s what we need and we need it now. There is no other option on this list. I am yelling.

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@ThatJakePC The storm trooper bumping his head is better writing than the anything other than Andor and rogue one that Disney has done. Minus some of the Mandalorian gets a pass also.

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@Ashy_slashee What’s funny is I haven’t seen this in so long. My name is Chuck, and I am an idea, man. Now I have to go watch this thanks a lot… I think it’d be easier. If you just tell me what movies you plan on posting, so I can get them ready to watch. My movie watching is dictated by your

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@TalkinBaseball_ @BNightengale Maybe someday Jackie will all wear 42 that way they won’t be able to tell us apart.

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@Ashy_slashee Same movie alcoholic Superman. This isn’t going to end well.

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@Ashy_slashee Mom watches me fellatio the devil

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@maira_khan3 It was your birthday last week, and I think you had two the week before. By my calculations, you’re 174 years old. You look great. I have a feeling that this is a meat shopping account. Somebody posting hot chicks for clicks. so yeah I have a problem with the amount of birthdays

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@Sophia_Nyx Weird science… CHET is a man among men.

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@lavaxgrl You already have one, so no finish your drink.

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@evildeadthing Cabin in the woods, I like the end where the titans are released and destroy the world that’s so comforting. It’s just what the world needs now.

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I am so happy, @exodus_io has finally added @GoGalaGames #Gala to our wallets, Today is gonna be a good day :-) now I just have to fill mine. @BitBenderBrink congrats on everything you rock! #cryptocurrency #stoked #bakingnews

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@KateMonogamish How I long for a day when I can be interacting with somebody and go nice nipples… And it be a total cool thing. And then I run home and masturbate wildly.

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@Ashy_slashee NOT a question… your questions are basically asking me would I rather get shot in the face or have a slice of pizza? It’s not a question if the answers the same… I don’t think anybody’s gonna say she’s not hot. The human body in that form radiate sexuality… Thus equaling hot

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@DChatara88260 Nice bush if I wasn’t paralyzed, I’d give you a thumbs up

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@woofknight In all actuality, it’s good for your brain to read things backwards and sideways and all different directions. If you know a language that reads right to left. You only work one side of your brain, but if you read in both directions, you work both sides of your brain. So anytime

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@kellyru0110 Nope… don’t see a fine vaginitis… EYE DO not see a shaved vag. No nope no.

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@Sophia_Nyx You say the hills, too steep to climb, try me, you say you’d like to see me try… Climbing. You pick the place and I’ll choose the time and I’ll go down that hill in my own way and every day will be the right day…I don’t have a favorite. I love them all. They’re like children.

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@maira_khan3 @ArturoHdez68 @anabrazpires12 @DailyLoud @DanielKlatt @GuntherEagleman @herdeykunle8 @Maria01Alb62403 @NextAIV @NikolaTomljeno2 I saw the same picture last month. How is it? Your aging so quickly. I have a feeling that this might not be a true account. People don’t have two birthdays every year you’d be like 36.

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@KateMonogamish I freaking love nipples :-) thank you you’re a beautiful interruption to my doom scrolling

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@rubyyreidxo Just right

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@Ashy_slashee Personally, I love the fact that we have so many women who inspire men. What is it about them? I think it’s appreciation of their willingness to sacrifice the things they hold, dear for the greater good. And the tenacity they have to protect. Any of these women would conquer me.

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@MAstronomers Here are the sunsets on Tattooine.

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@ATRightMovies Boobs! Sorry, I have a Twitter condition I gotta go do stuff and things

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@AvPOdysseyIM Govenators

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@madelynn_wx So great he sounds like one of the characters from Family Guy. That’s what Okies do. Goddamn, you guys are bad ass.

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@GunloverClub1 I say make bullets $100 each… If it cost you four or five grand for the ammo, people are less likely to go shooting spree crazy. You can have all the guns you want just can’t have all the bullets you want. Guns, don’t kill people the explosive gunpowder in the projectile from

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@ia_countrycutie Hello

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@Ashy_slashee He is the Birdman

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@BasicallySj No because most likely you would hate it. Just because you’re pretty doesn’t mean people want to come up and talk to you. But I wouldn’t want to bother you. And I have no reason to talk to you other than you look attractive. So unless there’s context, I wouldn’t approach you and

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@NickdeSemlyen Oh just one more thing…

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@Sophia_Nyx He was awesome in band of Brothers

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@Ashy_slashee Vazquez, you just too bad.

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@woofknight We ain’t found shit! I actually have this action figure… Or this action accessory… Or this character from the movie I’m not sure what it is, but I love it! When I saw this, I had to buy it :-)

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@fasc1nate Carrie Fisher playing tug-of-war with R2-D2… And the winner is us

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@Ashy_slashee mE- with buffoonery I stumble around, haphazardly jesting four giggles, blissfully, unaware that people find me disturbing. But again that’s just like my opinion, man. One without boobs definitely. But a clown without boobs is a scary thing… Unless he’s overweight, then he’s

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@Ashy_slashee That’s not my shooting hand.

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@Zoya_miriza7 $1 billion… That’s not even a question. Thank you for showing me intimate photographs of somebody you don’t know on the Internet. Meat shopping account. Hot chicks for clicks. But most guys would gladly kill a family member just to wear your bra on their head. But to $1 billion.

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@Ashy_slashee She’s 10 of 7 imo

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@Ashy_slashee Opposite of zero Kelvin, it’s post like these that don’t help me when I’m on the doom. Scroll on Twitter. I’m looking to watch people arguing… But I always gotta stop and comment when I see a nice rack rack. As a wheelchair person, I don’t have to worry about busting my spine!

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By the time you read this… The weekly Town Star competition is already on, 200k in sweet #gala Dalla. @GoGalaGames is super hot fire and @BitBenderBrink is the Thor for us gamers! Five-day competition Play a video game and get paid, yes very yes -

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@Ashy_slashee I’m Batman… Dammit I suck at this

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@Ashy_slashee NOT even a QUESTion 🙋‍♀️

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@lizzie96371870 Nipple… That’s a rhetorical question… Any nipple catches my attention. In fact, the bigger they are the worst they are. Post like these do not help my doom scrolling. I’m trying to focus on the evil in the world and making snarky comments and seeing boobsdoes not help… Boobs

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@horrormuseum This is cute and all, but as an Internet submariner… The pressure at that depth would crush his skeletal system. And by the time she returned, his bones, wouldn’t be there. I am an Internet archaeologist :-) just goofing. I love the comic. Bill Paxton baby

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@Ashy_slashee I didn’t even have to look bang. Still undefeated… I’m unstoppable if I had a basketball and legs that worked, I’d be driving for the net.

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@WellaBernanda Boobs, sorry I have a Twitter condition

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@ATRightMovies Here’s my four-part quad-fecta as a quadriplegic, I have to do four… I’m a quad. I always go for quads and quad trains.

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@Ashy_slashee Die hard and this scene was actually improvised… By that guy whose name I don’t know, but he was always the bad karate villain who ended up dying by the heroes. He is the henchman from the 80s. Isn’t he… That’s kind of cool.

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@ONLYUSEmeBLADE Me too... but in my legs jerk face :)

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@AMAZlNGNATURE I love these guys. I wanna have like five of them. And have them do my bidding Coto and Poto.

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@rubyyreidxo I love a fine vagina thank you, it’s a nice interruption to my doom scrolling

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@rubythecutie2 How about we both go to lunch?

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@Ashy_slashee Final answer… It’s Morrissey

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@Rothmus Bad writing is bad… Bad writers make bad television

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@Ashy_slashee I think this guy would like the butter some muffins… CHET not in final form

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@SethMacFarlane Some of the best Star Trek that isn’t Star Trek on television… A lot of the times it’s better than the Star Trek they put on. Thank you for your hard work.

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@Ashy_slashee Quad train from the quad… When I go I go bi fours… it’s how I roll

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@StephenKing Shots have been fired. I wouldn’t mess with Steven. He brings the rain and the pain :-)

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@skintagsusan Boobs, sorry I have a Twitter condition. I hope you have a good day. Thank you for dumping them out.

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@NASA @Space_Station @NASA_Astronauts Hey NASA… I need somebody from your agency to put my math under scrutiny. I need peer review and you’re my government agency. I’m a handicap boy in a wheelchair following in the tracks of Stephen Hawking… But I don’t have the robot voice please look at my math.

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@bouvsx No way heard of a place called jail

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@KillshotKitty 50 and I’m still a manchild. I was gaming back before gaming was cool. Back when you had to pay $.25 each time you want to play a video game again I’m just an old man yelling at a cloud.

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@kasthedilla Boobs

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@angel_0f_deathx Boobs.

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@KateMonogamish Nips

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@Ashy_slashee American ninja final answer, Chuck drives to the hoop in his little wheelchair, he goes up and bang… He misses. Sadly, somehow the defeated streak continues. He is a major loser… Don Pardo tell him what he hasn’t won…

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@Readful_Things I see you’re cool collectible, and I raise you… #REVENGEOFTHE5ITH

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@toys_retro Falling asleep was never the same again… To me this is the most frightening because you have to fall asleep. And then one too Freddy’s coming for you…

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@AvPOdysseyIM Now this is interesting because predators would have nothing to do with terminators. There’s no glory in the kill. They would be after Skynet itself. Now, if Skynet invaded worlds and conquered them. Then the predator would have a necessity to terminate Skynet. Am I overthinking

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Welcome to the party, pals!

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Huge shoutout to @sentosumosaba for her awesome work in the $XRP ecosystem. We think that the @FlareNetworks partnership is a great move and we look forward to expanding our ecosystem. We need to talk about some new games soon, Eri! We are moving fast!

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@MissVirgoD1 Boobs. That’s the past tense. You should continue feeling cute. But again cute is a man-made construct. Think how awesome you are. Know that you’re a good person; I hope, that relying on man-made constructs is only gonna lead down a path of darkness. Don’t let your opinion of

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@akafacehots As a white person, I disagree. White people today are the problem. Especially in America we think we’re so great. We think that the country belongs to us because we’re white Americans. Out of all the people on the earth. The white ones are the worst. They’ve caused the most

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@Millene73516857 Ps on a sidenote, I love your nipples. Thank you for sharing them.

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@MyTimeToShineH If they miss that opportunity, that’s a bummer… A mutant with singing aspirations. She would’ve been perfect. That’s a bummer.

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@Ashy_slashee Mom watches me Handjob the devil

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@Gibboanxious He’d be damned if any slopes gonna put his greasy yellow hands on his boy birthright. Such a racist sincere line. This is just such a Masterclass on saying ridiculous things with a straight face. I love it.

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@Transgirlazalea I dig on girls be at curvy straight bent at a right angle, I do prefer the right angle one generally. I like ladies in all shapes and sizes. I gotta say one thing I don’t like girls that are shaped like Mobius strips… That’s the one shape I don’t dig on

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@Ashy_slashee So that I’ve been watching DREDD, thanks to this post. This scene is awesome. The fact that it has Julius Campbell from remember the Titans as a bad guy :-) I love it thanks again for ruining my doom scrolling on Twitter, Mr. Ash.

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@webflite Vanished over the ocean no, you mean they crashed horribly into the ocean. They didn’t vanish we know what happened to them. What goes up crashes into the ocean

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@lavaxgrl Fake?

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Photon Rich fabric of space… Eureka I need peer review. My name is Chuck. I’m in a wheelchair. I’m like Stephen Hawking… But I don’t have a cool voice. I’m at the point where I need peer review please somebody anybody have somebody look at this, please I have the math. See it?

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@il0venostalgia She helped me become a man… Or at least a very addicted young man to masturbation. Either way she was instrumental. I know we’ve never met Jamie… But I do love you. I always have and I always will. 8^)

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@blurayangel He finally went inside Thanos‘ butt…

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I want to own a bar called "The Gym" and name the drinks after workouts. Baby I was at the Gym last night I did like 10 squats and a pushup.

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@GunloverClub1 Shotgun, I play defense my goal is to protect mine and my own. And a shotgun a.k.a. room broom is perfect for that and hunting. But with that being said, I would choose the AA 12

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