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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

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Gazelles are beautiful but that is not why lions love them

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@Arap_Nyasikera

11 months

There is always that one guy #Maandamanowednesday

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10 months

This girl addressing Mandago, Barorot and Chelilim on the Finland scam is the reason Gen Z make me happy. They have no chills. I would want my children to question anything that doesn't feel right. She is very respectful too.

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1 year

I see people complaining about Equity Bank and really wonder.I can assure you without any fear of contradiction that Equity Bank is the best bank in East Africa, not just Kenya.I have the best experience with them because I have never banked with them and I will never.

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10 months

We had this guy in school who everyone appeared to dislike and avoid. He would question everything. Why lunch is at 1PM, why we shower and brush teeth daily and yet animals don't. He had counterarguments for each scenario. He knew he wasn't liked. But boy, he was sharp. He…

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2 years

After hitting 28 years old, I had already graduated and secured a job. With a house and everything. I welcomed my dad's girlfriend (mum) to come and see where I had bought a piece of land and built a home. She was so happy. She spent like a week. Thread

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Men for men. Touch a heart of man today. Buy a bro breakfast.Lipia a random bro fare. Buy a random bro Lunch.There's a job opportunity somewhere, let that bro know about it.We need to create a culture of standing for fellow men. We can't afford to bring down our fellow men.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

There's a time I decided to have a house help to at least cook for me. Do the cleaning. And 'other' duties also. Two months and the lady started behaving like we're married bwana. I will ring the doorbell at 11.30pm apo, anakuja akiwa amefura ati unatoka wapi sai? A house help!

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

In Nairobi people are smart, clean,smooth skinned, decent, 'healthy' and woke but sick. Very sick.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

10 months

Have you ever seen this fuel in a station?

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

I arrived at Nakuru at around 10Pm from Busia. Went to a certain joint to buy chipo kuku before boarding a mat to Njoro where I was to supervise a construction project. As I was waiting my food to be warmed, this beautiful middle aged lady popped up from nowhere.... THREAD

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

One day men will unite and share the experience on how women reacted after being rejected. And that day is today. Men,tell us. Alifanya nini baada ya kumshow kuwa haiwezi make? Ama ata after niniyo na ukaamua kujitoa. Tell us bwana.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

If a bro hosts you for say a week,and it happens that the guy is struggling yet you have few coins , give it to that bro secretly without his wife finding out.Kuenda kufanya shopping mwenyewe ama kupea bibi ya mtu pesa afanye shopping for you to earn few credits ni tabia mbaya.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Yesterday I picked a very suspicious lady at Mwembe Tayari. Nikarisk kumpeleka kwa nyumba. at night nikalock mlango na nikarusha keys inje. Gaidi ilinifanyia hio kitu, a mild one. She packed everything but she can't leave. We're here with her. Atataja wenzake wuote. Stay tuned.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

22 days

Kimani Ichungwah posing with his ego

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Diana B has the audacity to tell the whole world vile alikuwa malaya. Vile alikuwa anadate 25 men at a go. Shamelessly tu? She's even smiling. Calling her toddler husband 'kabaha'. May God give me that confidence as I stand in front of the panelists for my presentation. Amen🙏

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

I think President Ruto is sick. Not in the head,he's sick health wise. Take a close look.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

I've finally seen the guy who lecture men to go to the gym and have a proper lifestyle in terms of diet and everything. My ribs.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

4 months

Edwin Sifuna told Farah Maalim on Citizen TV that they practice statutory rape, but they call it early marriage.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

I left at 21. 9 years later I'm back. Dining, bathing and sleeping in my papa's house.Almost two months now. Life is unpredictable. Dirty game.

Ochieng🦈

@fanuel__ochieng

1 year

But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

There's something Uhuru knew about his deputy that we all didn't.But It will manifest itself before 2027. Hustlers don't crucify me. I'm just sharing my humble opinion.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

6 months

Passengers inside Super Metro look at the rest of us inside Lopha, Zuri and Zamzam with a lot of contempt. Zote ni Izuzu🤌🤌

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Jana I was sitted next to a guy who had a running bet of 23 games.United was the last game for him to walk away with 507k.After United had scored,the cashout was at around 350k.I told him to Cashaout.Akasema project ako nayo inadai 500k.He later cashed out 157 bob at 93rd minute.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Chelimo's speech on how you shouldn't sit down and wait for opportunities reminds me on August 2019 where a certain Ticktoker whined her waist, become popular and started giving us lectures on do's and don'ts every morning. These people!

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

I once lived with my uncle for about six months.Something that infuriated his children.Time ya chakula walikuwa wanatuma watoto waniite nikakule. Wanakuja wananisalimia.Alafu wanarudi kusema ati nimeshiba.Evil kids those ones. Sai Some of them ni madem wa watu. I pity you kings.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Last year I lost a good friend.Went ahead and lost my job.Lost properties.Lost my dignity. My Debts tripled but a lady from Busia believed in me. She never left. She never stopped loving and respecting me.She Kept encouraging me. Should I fear this one as well? Love you Mum.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

"Sasa nitafanya nini? Mimi sijui cha kufanya. mimi sina pesa" A 24 years old man complaining to his wife when told that kids are hungry.The same guy who married at 22 thinking that marriage is all about intercourse

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

uyu nimfanyie nini?

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

I've been talking to a friend of mine who has a boutique and you can't believe this. From Monday hadi leo jamaa ameuza tu 500. Five hundred bob. Saio kuna rent ya shop na nyumba. Transport. Food. School fees. Madeni. And mum,dad and siblings are on his neck. God have mercy.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

My guy was jobless for almost 4 years. Bumped into a vacancy at Makini.A techer that is.Applied.Shortlisted.Passed the interview.When they asked him about the salary,with desperation,he said 25k.He got employed but later realized that even the cleaners were earning more than him.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

I rarely pray but whenever I pray, I always ask God to open ways for MEN.Bwana broke men are treated so badly. Worst ni akuwe ugly. Ghai. I think the whole society has been trained to view broke men as lesser humans. Men,remember to help your fellow man. Saidia kwenye unaweza.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Some people are just mad. This guy came for an interview in Nakuru. So as a good samaritan, I decided to host him for a week or so. It's 2 and half a month now na hakai mtu wa kutoka soon. He even has the audacity to exile me. Ken leo unatoka kwangu. Enough is enough!

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Women chooses the best of mens. Top best men. Alafu bro you want to settle with anybody. As long she has...Can never be me. A woman who gets a privilege of sharing a bed with me must be a super woman. Beauty,Character and everything. And I'll never apologise for that. Never.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Have you ever dealt with DCI cops? Ama DCI cops have ever dealt with you? Bado haisound poa. Let me put it this way; have you ever been arrested before? And were you lucky to be arrested by these ordinary police ama ulianguka kwa clamps za DCI? THREAD

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

How do you normally deal with girls who act smart and try to play you? Well, due to my frequent visits to Nakuru, I happened to bump into this baby girl. So beautiful. So classy. So gorgeous. Kumbe Taita Taveta has beautiful ladies namna io? She was a gal toto Prince Inda

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

That Natembeya guy will be fought with all means possible. He need to be protected. This country does not tolerate honest people.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

When a woman is interested in you but you don't have the same feelings, just flip the coin and start being nice to them.Good morning,good afternoon,have you taken your lunch.Have a fantastic night.I miss you. Utanitembelea lini.Aki wewe.She will hate you immediately.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Hello @beth_kasinga ,Happy birthday. You're 27 meaning you're a 1995 babygirl. You also joined Twitter in 2009. 2022-1995=27 2022-2009=13 27-13=14 Meaning you joined Twitter at the age of 14. Wow. Just wow.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

As a lady if you're able to shower thrice irrespective of the weather,you like floral dresses and Palazzo trausers,you wear makeup but a mild one,alafu on top of it you neither smoke nor drink,bwana I love you so much. Forget about sura, Sura mimi niko nayo. I love you. Only you.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

I went to sell a laptop to a certain guy that we met online. Akasema anaishi at a place called miritini. I was then residing at Mtuapa. I wanted to send it as a parcel akakataa. Akasema nimpelekee tu. Coz from mtwapa to miritini was around 340 bob to and fro.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

9 months

When I got my first HELB, Kshs 18,500, I felt so rich. My walking style had an extra bounce. I had a sneering look at peasants around me. I briskly walked into KCB University way to withdraw the annoying 500/- so that my balance looks neat. An old man with old sneakers, checked…

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

For students and fresh graduates who haven't secured jobs yet,do you sometimes look at your MPESA balance and really wonder how miserable you are? That phase happened to everyone except those brought up in wealthy families.Good news is that it lasts not.Itapita.Stay focused.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

I told my wife to go look for a house help. This evening I've come and found a lady who is even older than her. Who does that!She's not even beautiful. Mtu si mrembo atawezaje kufanya kazi ya nyumba? Huyo anaenda kesho.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

10 months

George Weah, President of Liberia on military intervention in Niger: “As long as ECOWAS tolerates institutional coups that allow lifetime presidencies, there will always be military coups. And we cannot condemn military coups when we do not condemn those who carry out…

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@Arap_Nyasikera

6 months

Nick Kibet lived with his lovely wife Mercy for 15 years and they were blessed with 3 handsome sons. For her birthday, he decided to throw a grand party where he invited the local pastor, OCPD and his best friend of 10 years. Except that Nick was motivated for a different reason

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@Arap_Nyasikera

10 months

My elder brother taught me how to be petty with time. He would agree to meet with someone at 10AM. That person shows up at 10.30Am, as my brother walks away. Why I asked why, he said he trains people to respect hist time. Or have a basic courtesy of calling or texting in advance…

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Some men are very insecure bwana. My sister posted her photo on WhatsApp status last week.Since then, I haven't seen her online,yet I sent her some important documents. Today I gave her a call and I'm told her husband commanded her to uninstall WhatsApp app.And She did. Surely!

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Women should have their own gym wakae na uko! Enough is enough!I can't be torn in between controlling my ere...and controlling the bar on my shoulders as I squat. Na wengine wako very intentional.She'll make sure you're seeing 'it'. Either on the mirror or live live.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

10 months

Kairo and Alinur remind of when Bitange Ndemo was PS, he one day remarked: "Sometimes we are forced to clap for people because they are wealthy, even if what they say is stupid" There is no dignity in poverty.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

There's something I don't understand about Raila.When you find yourself in his rallies,there's a way you lose control over yourself.Nishawaijipata nikipiga nduru na kushout Baba baba on top of my voice like a lunatic. Na si ati nilikuwa mlevi ata,I just don't understand that guy

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

When I was just 3 months into my first job, I was still excited about dressing nicely and having a staff No. and ID, a salary and being told by the CEO that we were the future of the company. Japheth Miseda was one of the highly skilled engineer. One day, he clashed with the boss

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

"Hio course unafanya huezipata kazi" stop this nonsense of discouraging young people. I know unemployed engineers.I know unemployed doctors,Pilots, Actuaries, bankers name them.Big courses zero jobs.Instead,Encourage them to learn skills and make connections.Tunaelewana?

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Sorry for everyone I let down. Things went astray. We lost close to everything but we will get back stronger. Like never before.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

I am comfortable working with Gen Z. This group has unparalleled energy and resilience. But it requires a change in perception about employee culture. First, they aren't boot-lickers and their loyalty is hard to come bay. But they adopt technology and digital tools faster than

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Today I heard a foreman tell a bro usikuje Kesho. The guy started crying.Kneeling down and crying. Literally.I had to intervene. That's how tough life is. Be good to one another.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

There's always that urge to marry a mature woman who is 28-30 and not these 23-26 girls with a lot of fantasies in their heads lakini!🤦‍♂️...wueh.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Huduma Centre. What are the qualifications for people who work in Huduma centres and other government offices? Is bad attitude part of the qualification? Unajua at first I thought I'm the one who pissed them off.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

4 months

If you troll Busia Senator Okiya Omtatah for driving a nissan but you are ok with Karen Nyamu buying alcohol worth Kshs 400K and skipping traffic, perhaps you should have been born a millipede. Or a centipede.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

@VayolentTweets Nilikufa boss. This is my spirit narrating.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

I have said before Gen Z is a special group that requires a different mindset. This cousin mine just just finished studying food nutrition and handed his mum the degree and said: "Whatever you asked me to study I am done. Now let me pursue what I love to do". Four years ago, Zack

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Today I saw couples together with their two kids.All were in the matching outfits. Chitenge.The wife was carrying the bible while the husband was carrying the daughter.They were all happy.Beautiful scenes to watch. You people demonize marriage kumbe you're enjoying it.I hate you.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Mombasa nayo ni Mombasa raha bwana. You taste the food prepared by a Coastal girl and really wonder whether this is the same meal yenye inachenga so many cute girls in this country.Same ingredients.Same everything.Just a different name.Aisha.I will delay in Mombasa by a week.Yes.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Men,when you meet a young lady who is the process putting her life together,maybe she's just started a business,please leave her alone if at all you're not interested in marrying her. You're making the lives of these people miserable and it's not funny anymore.Mnawarudisha nyuma.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

You go to the university for four semesters,read two chapters of some controversial books and you reach at a conclusion that there's no God. You even become vocal about it. Trying to recruit others. My friend sit down and keep your mouth shut.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

I thought it's just common sense that all companies knows very well that comrades are always broke.These guys hawananga kakitu.Nani hajui hio?If you cannot pay attachees and interns at least give them fare.Or food.Have some shame.I'm talking to you. You public institutions.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

"Niambie pole ama niendelee kulia" a full grown woman. Nairobi here I come. I can't keep entertaining this nonsense. Coastal ladies are crap!

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Are you guys still considering a tribe when choosing your partners? Sio partner partner. I mean bibi au bwana.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Mbona university girls wasipewe tu uniform ndio tuwajue mapema? I've just wasted my two hours on a date with someone I thought is worth my time. A second year student with huge body and hard eyes. Disgusting.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

How do you automatically know that the person you're talking with is intelligent? How do you discern intelligence? According to you.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Help me compose a breakup message guys. It's very urgent.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Women fall in love with brains and personality more than they fall in love with money. You think I'm joking? I'm not joking.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

The first thing I do when I meet a lady I'm interested in is to be sarcastic. Kama haelewi sarcasm,ni ivo. Ata kama ameiva aje,namuacha aungue na uko.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

I've never understood the relationship between being active in church and being an expert in bedroom matters. Bwana this staunch Church girls can kill you.Ama siri ni biblia? What's the secret,Zipporah?

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

In Nairobi CBD,there's so many beautiful ladies who walks around wearing a very serious face.They can even scare you.But if you try talk to them,You'll be shocked to realise that they cooperate so nicely.And do everything you tell them to do without asking questions.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

As an ordinary student in Kenyan universities,ksh.1,500 is enough in a week.Cater for your meals and have bundles to do your research.Ubaya most of them play parents role while still depending on their parents. Anyway...

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

More than ⅔ of the plans I used to tell friends or share on social media before executing them ended up failing. The ones I kept private succeeded.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Zile pressure mnapea vijana za watu hapa nje🤦‍♂️.You want a mid twenties young man to have things that even late forties guys struggle to afford. Worst enough, things your parents didn't afford their whole life.Young people,go with your pace.Usiharakishwe na mtu.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

All men who teach other men about masculism and how to relate with women were once punished by women vibaya sana. This tweet is to appreciate those queens who did a wonderful job of punishing these gentlemen. It is because of you that we're being shaped.Thank you very much.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Once you get Verified, Twitter verify follows you to monitor your moves. When you start talking about fat women this fat women that,badge inasonga msee.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

4 months

We have agreed with the Japanese government that in May, Stella will not go back to Kenya with a Japanese lover. For the first time since 1992, Freshly Mwamburi will meet his lover without a kid from Japan.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Most of you hate your dads because your mums made you believe that your dad is a bad person. An irresponsible man. An evil man. Na mkashikilia. You hear a full grown man with beards shamelessly saying that they hate their dads.Shame on you.Yes. Shame on you.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Nowadays if you don't introduce the protection topic during sekete,they will just remain silent. Go ahead and give you.All of it. All night long.What happened to ladies coming over with 5 packets of studded durex strawberry flavour in their purse? Bwana Something is amiss.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Today I carried a survey. It was all about parking on random ladies along the road and try katia them.I managed to park on 24 who were all single.And searching. Ready to mingle. They all said yes.Why are you guys not katiaring these ladies bwana? They're all single.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Yesterday I met my desk mate who is 30 just like me. She's hot. She look moneyed. She's a mzungu nowadays. From accent to her skin tone. But she's not married bwana. You men mbona hamtaki kuoa wasichana warembo? Oeni bwana.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Paul Ochieng-Dean of Students Strathmore was my mentor. One day, I carried my unruly behavior from UoN, disrespected the G4S guard at the gate. The guard let me in but reported me. Mr. Ochieng made me apologize before he could attend to me. Here is the practical advice he gave me

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@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Yesterday I spent close to 1½hours listening to a woman and how she talk about her 'fiancee'.She thought I was into her.Guys,these people hate us so much. Ni situations tu zinafanyanga wapretend kuwa wanatupenda.I'm telling you. Today set aside an hour to fear them.Infact two.

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@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

But honestly speaking,If you don't have money or at least a job,I don't think the concept of love and relationships should be running in your mind.Loving someone needs money. You need money to sustain a relationship whether you're dating Njeri Nyeri or Nekesa from Shamakhokho.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

I want somebody to educate me on this sugar thing. You see,I've interacted with doctors.Non of them advised me to stop using sugar completely. They told me that sugar is only harmful when used in large quantities. But our Saturday Dr terms it as poison. Which is which bwana?

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

A friend has just started talking to your girl.What do you do? Do you go ahead and project your insecurities by telling a friend that she's yours, or you sit back and wait for your girl to tell him that she's your girlfriend? Wacha nicheke kwanza before nisome replies 😂.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

I think this is a million times I'm saying this. Before you attain financial freedom don't date. LOVE BY ITSELF IS NOT ENOUGH. You need money to run that relationship. Establish yourself first. This love thing will come later.Sikudanganyi.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

What will cause an adult human to wake up at night, switch ON the lights and just stare at you? Na si ati you did shoddy work,apana,you did a perfect job. Even the neighbours can attest.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

10 months

The way Cherargei and Kimani Ichungwah are attacking CS Ababu Namwamba (and Azziad) looks organized. Susan Kihika, CS Murkomen went to Qatar to watch the WC. Question is: what are they distracting Kenyans from? My 2 cents: 1. Mandago Finland and Qatar Jobs scam 2. Twiga Foods…

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

There are men I really respect. Fully. So there's a time I lived with my elder brother who was and is a pastor. I was I think 17 or 18 hapo. And I had this madness of "kuenda kanisa ni ufala".On Sundays the guy would storm my room and give me two options,

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

I've heard this morning a guy say that more than 50% of Kenyans have zero savings. Zero. Najua ni uongo but...but...Ama wacha tu.😪

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Miniskirts make women look good and attractive. But trust me,when you come to visit me wearing a miniskirt and you're not my woman, tutakaa nje. In an open air. And still we will sit facing the same direction.Hio ata hakuna discussion.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

6 months

The British left Kenya too soon. They should have left at around 2002. We would have had an orderly society, great infrastructure, less tribalism a strong economy with a matching currency. Murkomen would be living in Buruburu. Grand Mullah in Eastleigh & Donald in Imara Daima.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Let me address the attachees and Interns. When you find yourself in an organisation and it's your dream that they retain you afterwards,don't try too hard to impress them-To be seen.Just be organised. Do what you're assigned to do.Professionally. Somebody somewhere is watching.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

Yesterday my cousin who has a degree in banking and finance was complaining to me that her husband wants her to be a house wife bwana.Dude claim that he's ready to give her all the money she wants but akae nyumbani. Na ako serious. How do I advise them?I'll be meeting them today.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

2 years

A win is a win whether big or small. my village nest in it's mid-stage.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

You will fantasize in your early to mid 20s. Seeing yourself in high end offices,living in palacial houses and driving the best of cars. With that,you get comfortable in your comfort zone.Kidogo kidogo you're 30 with nothing.Just you.Hapo ndio unagundua kweli Mungu si Kimani.

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Eng. Nyasikera

@Arap_Nyasikera

1 year

Sleeping with young ladies without any protection in exchange of jobs is the craziest thing a professional can do.Especially if you know very well that your health is compromised.That is even beyond Satanism.Not even satan Herself can be proud of you.

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