HO┴N∀ @AntohLibra Twitter profile

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@AntohLibra

6 months

Lemme bring this tweet back!

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@AntohLibra

4 months

Beat by Dre. Beat by Zakayo.

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@AntohLibra

4 years

"Hi Jack Ma I'm a herdsman from Africa and I'd like to donate 2 goats and 1 cow to help America in this trying time. DM for pick up logistics."

Jack Ma

@JackMa

4 years

The first shipment of masks and coronavirus test kits to the US is taking off from Shanghai. All the best to our friends in America. 🙏

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@AntohLibra

1 year

Kuna an invention ya simu inakuaga less talked about. SMART SWITCH. Hii feature inatransfer every fucking app, emails, pics, settings, home screens, messages, call logs, mpaka ata alarms from your old to the new phone. Your new phone sounds exactly like the old one. Goddamnit 🫶

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Boy: 68kgs Girl: 50kgs

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Kigen

@ManTall_

3 years

Mtu huzima aje kelele ya tokens?

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3 years

Kwa ground kama hauentertain tabia za ubladifukin siku hizi madem wanakuulizanga "Are you a follower of Amerix?" Not so much Grace, but great minds think alike.

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Kazi ya Chris Kirubi naye ni kuandika tweets tu badala ya kuandika vijana.

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Kuna mtu mahali ako so happy in this life with less than what you have

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Kuna age tulikuwa tunachase madem mpaka wenye hawatutaki. Siku hizi ata wenye wanatutaka hatuna nguvu za kuwafuata

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@AntohLibra

1 year

First week pale Form 1 after kuombwa sahani na Form 4 alafu nianze kumtafuta:

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@kiplimoNick

1 year

Damn! Si watu wanafanana huku nje

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11 months

𝐓𝐘𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓💨

@TyrantUtd

11 months

What is the lowest amount you've received as a salary?

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@AntohLibra

9 months

Niliona mnalipishwa 2500 mfunzwe academic writing. Nitajam nifunze watu for free. 30 rts niangushe link ya Google meet wenye hamjui niwafunze free of charge.

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1 year

Kumbe jamaa wa kucheza loud music asubuhi (he plays Bongo, Naija na those Adelle-Sam Smith kinda songs) alikuwa anatumia WiFi yangu kutupigia kelele? After kuChange password ploti imekuwa peaceful.

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@AntohLibra

4 years

Ata kwa sakafu ya sitting room🥰

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Kuna huyu cuzo wangu nmekuwa nikimdai 4k for almost two years now na hajai nilipa ata 100 bob. Leo akitumia cuzo mwingine tunaitwa jina the same ameMistake akatuma 5k kwa simu yangu. Nigga nmemtumia hiyo Thao iko juu nikabaki na 4k zangu. Amekol hadi mathe na buda but sirudishii

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@AntohLibra

4 years

Hii Nairobi kama you neither drink nor smoke unaeza kosa mabeshte.

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1 year

Kwa hiyo cult, hao watu wamekufa, ebu watupee gender dynamics. We wanna see something.

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4 years

They grow up so quickly !!

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1 year

Hakimi's wife filed for divorce and demanded half of his property. She was however informed by court that her 'Millionaire' husband owns nothing as all his property is registered under his mother's names. Sometimes being a mama's boy can save. Haha 🐐

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Kuna two guys walikuwa UoN, straight A materials wanafanya kwa club. Kuna another lady(she's a homie) alikuwa na A- ya 80,akaitwa KU akafanya degree alafu after graduating na kuface a few years ya unemployment akajoin Police, alafu same education ndio watoto wameraukia 4/5 am.

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@AntohLibra

4 years

Size 8 is the reason y'all should marry Christian women. You cheat, she finds out, y'all pray together and blame the devil !!

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3 years

Pastor tells a slightly funny joke Every woman above the age of 30:

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3 years

Ukiwa first born unakuwa mzazi wa wazazi, na wazazi wa siblings na mzazi wa wazazi wa wazazi.

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@AntohLibra

5 years

Bro you you bottled a chance kuuliza ni kustone watastone ama ni stone watarusha😂😏

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5 years

Jkuat hawawes strike. Ni bangi watavuta ama ni mawe watarusha

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Sisi wote tuliona a video on socials ya three female clients insulting and throwing stones to a Bold driver but Bolt decided to suspend the driver instead?! Time to give the app rating ya zero and to delete it. #DeleteBoltApp

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4 years

Nobody: Literally nobody: Richie Spice at the beginning of his songs:

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@AntohLibra

3 years

As a man, only your pockets and your mama's prayers will save you. You are always on your own.

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4 years

Diamond Platinumz once curtain raised for P-Unit in a MTV award performance. He literally begged to go on stage with them. Life's so unpredictable mahn

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Tunaeza ita hao 5 High Court Judges nobody juu wamestop reggae.

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@AntohLibra

4 years

I know a good joke about Coronavirus but most Africans won't get it though

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@AntohLibra

4 years

Babangu aliletewa mzinga ya Glenfiddich na one of his childhood friends na juu yeye aliacha pombe na "hakuna mtu ulewa" kwa hiyo nyumba akapigia beshteake neighbour aikujue. Nalia mimi😭

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@AntohLibra

7 months

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake the whole relationship. Game is game!

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@AntohLibra

4 years

Mkijuania twitter na muanze kudate sii mnaeza kuwa mnaitana tweethearts?

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Campus kama hukai some movie star ama huna rich parents, ni kunyonga tu. Pale first year karibu nivunjike mgongo juu ya Dryspell. **Thread

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@AntohLibra

1 year

Rao anarusha hii country into the Abyss of chaos as we are all watching and cheering.

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3 years

I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions

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4 years

Octo's music hits different on mute bro

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@AntohLibra

5 months

Wale mko na savings kwa bank na MPesa ni kama haziko safe anymore. Zaks anazikujia soon.

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@AntohLibra

4 years

Wamesema Ester Wahome atafutwe atuambie ile dawa alikuwa anasema iko wapi

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@AntohLibra

3 years

The only thing tutaforce kwa hii life ni kuomoka tu. Anything else hatuna nguvu, tuko exhausted.

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@AntohLibra

3 months

Imgn as a man, umehepa teenage pregnancy mpaka ukaingia 3rd floor, only to end up with a single mum.

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@AntohLibra

10 months

Remotasks pays a Kenyan tasker around $4.5 a day and a US tasker at least $12 per hour, na kama wewe ni expert unalipwa at least $45 per hour? Hatutoki kwa block as a country any time soon walai.

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@AntohLibra

10 months

Utakuwa aje na monthly spend ya 1 mirrion but bills ni 600 na withdrawals ni 1k? Mnapost pesa za kampuni huku nje kupea watu unnecessary pressure?

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Mtu alisema "Being a man is no longer a gender, its a financial status".

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@AntohLibra

1 year

That sport is monotonous and boring asf. No single adventurous mind likes it. Most people just pretend to like it to fit in.

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@5peopleke

1 year

What Formula 1 opinion will land you in this situation?

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@AntohLibra

3 years

Pale UoN kuna mathe alikuwa anatufulia nguo bucket ile kubwaa na 100, mwingine wa pilau ya soo, mwingine wa kuku kienyeji ama rech(samak) ya 100 na ni greatness tupu. Nimenunua kuku kama hiyo 350 nikawakumbuka. They made our lives easier mehn. Wabarikiwe mahali popote wako!

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11 months

Be careful na sites mnatumia za jobs mnaapply online. So a friend applied for several jobs jana and today she received a call in the morning . [Thread]

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1 year

Gen Z anaingia job 11am. Juu safari ya kutoka home mpaka kwa kazi ni refu(🤡) a few metres away, anakunywa kahawa kureEnergize, anafanya 1st meeting kitu noon, saa saba anakula wings, afternoon analala, anaamka kitu 3PM, anacheza game for an hour then anaunda content for 30 mins

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4 years

Peter Drury 🔊🔊 "What shall it benefit Chelsea to win against Liverpool and still face Manchester United.... Vanity upon Vanity"😂😂 What a waste😂😂

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4 years

My boy @pencilart_sam did this quantessential piece of art. A retweet to support him will be appreciated, his next client could be on your TL😎😎

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4 years

Since the other gender is asleep, lemme remind you of something fellow men. Just focus on yourself. She's with you because you are the best option she got, for now.

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3 years

Hey buddy!! Remember me from the alphabet? They now call me Manchester United.

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1 year

Watching the game with this gaidi. She says offside na ukweli ni offside na vile it was tight. For someone who never new the difference between a free kick and a penalty, she has really come a looong way.

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9 months

Can you check out his Wikipedia too?

george 🇵🇸

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9 months

this is the third person who’s died a day after i randomly googled them and checked their wikipedia page i’m kinda scared

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3 years

The greatest enemy to a person's mental health must be stagnation. Uko tu hapo hauMake progress, no reasons to look forward to the future. Worse kama uko introverted unashindaga indoors kila saa!

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4 years

Bringing this back to the TL 😂😎😎

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4 years

Utamu ya twitter ni kutweet kitu inakubamba mwenyewe. Mtu arelate hasirelate,account ni yako, bundles ni zako.

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3 years

Pale UoN kwa hostels ulikua unaachana na dem yako usiku saa tano unamzindi adi box(Hall 20, ya madem) akalale. Ukienda kuoga kwa bafu the following day unapatana nayeye akitoka shower.

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4 years

Ukisurvive mwezi mzima bila kukopa

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4 years

Barbers after the quarantine is over:

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3 years

Grew up without a father and always saw this man, Nyachae, as a father figure.

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3 years

Nyachae family starts distributing wealth Nyachae's children have asked those who believe they are entitled to a share to contact them

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4 years

Pale UoN watu wanapewa Graduation gowns zenye zilivaliwa na kina Miguna Miguna na Orengo na mtu amelipia 4k. Ukora kila mahali

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1 year

After best pal kuprepare for an interview for a whole week, kuturn up na kuiua, wanaoffer kumplipa 24k kama net salary, a whole Yuoen graduate? Amesema hiyo ni heshima ndogo akarudi freelancing. We really need to talk about Wage/Pay Structures za our shithole country.

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3 years

The scene. The camera man.

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5 years

@fatjoe Em gave him the demo 6 times. 6 mfucking times There's a reason why you see some people on top of the game!! Hard work and persistence 🔥🔥🤝

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@AntohLibra

3 years

First step to living a happier life must be mastering the art of being alone. Saves you alot of drama because people suck and so do you.

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@AntohLibra

1 year

Me 20 seconds into playing with her rosecoco after she had sworn with her neck she was a squirter :

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1 year

Kwani hakunyeshi?

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3 years

Hakuna kitu uwaga inafurahisha kwa hii life kama kuMake progress ata kama ni ndogo aje

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10 months

Hio story ya after paying na mpesa, kuconfirm message needs to stop. Hao traders inafaa wakue na their own phones for confirming.

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@AntohLibra

7 months

Me when I say Kûhana atîa blatha instead of Wassup Bruv.

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6 years

Wakenya we need to talk. Mliharibia kuni jina hadi mtu haezi sema nyanyake ameendea kuni!!😂🚮

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3 years

🐐🐐

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1 year

Kudinya ulidinya sikatai but at the end of the day alirudi kwa nani? She came back to me... ME!! Wewe endelea kulalia ngumi matako ya kunguni hii

Freelance Emperor ♔

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1 year

Wee nilikudinyia dem ukakuja kulia kwa TL, mbwa

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3 years

We hereby want to remind Dr. Alfred Mutua that despite the zebra being prettier than the donkey, it's the latter that was tamed. As they said, beauty is for the streets!

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3 years

Kama kukubali drugs na whoring in your house ndio kukuwa a good and caring parent, nitakuwa a very toxic one.

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4 years

Who lied to celebrities eti ukikuwa famous wewe ni m-wise unaeza kuwa ukiadvice wasee?

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3 years

Only legends can relate😎

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5 years

Mlisema mzinga ikipitisha watu watatu afadhali tupike chai?

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3 years

Mnatambua hii greatness?🥰😎

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3 years

Pay attention to the smell of your home when you come back from a trip... that's what it smells like to guests all the time; you just get used to it.

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1 year

Kuna laziness phases uhit unapata hakuna kitu unaeza fanya, maybe tu ulale kwa sofa na uwatch screen. It hits so bad unapata huwezi fanya any task, ata kukula inakaa a donkey's work. Thank goodness I never feel like this kila siku, but it seems, leo ndio hiyo siku.

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1 year

Used to wonder why mkiwa place iko na mosquitos zitauma mtu mmoja sana na ziache mwingine, turns out they prefer blood group O to A, B or AB.

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1 year

Yues unamove discreetly. Ukijifanya hardcore huwezi last ata a month. So many depressed souls na guns watatoa stress na wewe. Utakula risasi kaa 50.

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1 year

1. Select the Right Method 2. Have a Good Wi-Fi Connection 3. Turn off the Bluetooth when you are not using it. 4. Follow the following Steps very carefully; Achana na insecurities msenge kabisa. Kama unaskia mapenzi imeisha achana na yeye, kumtafutia makosa haisaidii.

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1 year

Mnaonaje hapa disiyai Twitter? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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3 years

Ukipata dem ameeka sticky notes kwa wall ya keja yake unajua huyo love language yake ni words of affirmations, unaPrepare kumuambia mauwongo zote za hii dunia.

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3 years

Kama tumepanga date na tukaAgree tunameet wapi na saa ngapi, even if we planned 10 years ago, hakuna communications needed hiyo siku ya date. Tupatane venue

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5 years

Kwa Social media: Parte After Parte Kwa ground:

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3 years

Unaenda kubuy breako na saa hio umevaa short, sleepers na kijumper flani hapo kimechapa na bado unaskia conductor akikuita akishout "Tao, tao! Commercial !" Hadi anakuja kukushika akupeleke kwa mat. Hawa nini ukuwa shida yao?

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1 year

I always pinch my woman's belly fat and call her names like fattie whenever I see her growing fatter. Nikiona anakula ni kama tuko hog house namcall out. Kama anataka comfort there is the open door. Kanonee kwingine.

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4 years

At the beginning At the end of of the decade. the decade

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3 years

Cole World Cold World

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4 years

My first days za sex the gal's legs started shaking after morning glory mjinga nikachukua blanketi kumfunika. Nlidhani ni baridi😬

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@AntohLibra

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Huyo mubaba ali-kick a woman when she was down by tricking her atamtafutia job, akamkula then akamuanika twitter. Sijui mbona y'all never call him out for that. That's some shitty behaviour.

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4 years

Her: Mbona hutakagi kuniinvite kwako? Kwangu:

Girls ONLY 🙈😏🌈

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Bomboclaat

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5 months

Watu wako na pesa mingi uwa hawaamini kuna mtu maskini juu ya lack of opportunities na capital. Wanaonaga the poors wako poor juu ya uvivu na hawajitumi enough. Refer to your TL plane-seller kama you think I'm lying.

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Since Breaking Bad is trending, had to post this epic scene.