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Anthony Bonato

@Anthony_Bonato

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Mathematicians throw shade like no others

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4 months

I want this t-shirt

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6 months

Mathematicians are brutally honest people.

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Anthony Bonato

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In honor of Taylor Swift's 34th birthday, here are 34 Taylor series.

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Taylor Swift as math functions, for all the Swifties. A thread. y = -x

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Even freakier, an inequality that is its own graph

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It's peak travel season again, so remember to hide your differential equations.

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This student is destined to be a great mathematician

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Anthony Bonato

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Dua Lipa as functions. A thread. y = -x

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I want this shirt

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Anthony Bonato

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Physicist: 31, 331, 3331, 33331, 333331, 3333331, and 33333331 are all prime, so the pattern must continue. Mathematician: Careful, patterns can be deceptive. You need a rigorous proof for such a claim. Data scientist: None of this is making any money.

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Anthony Bonato

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Being a math professor is like, "Here is this carefully crafted beautiful piece of math that is the epiphany of centuries of intellectual investigation." Student: is this on the test?

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Anthony Bonato

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Obviously, clearly, easily, trivially, intuitively

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Anthony Bonato

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You have 20 minutes. Go!

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Anthony Bonato

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Math t-shirts funny for the wrong reasons, a thread. That’s not the graph of the absolute value function.

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Anthony Bonato

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Olivia Rodrigo as functions. A thread. y = sin x

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Anthony Bonato

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4 months

Pretty accurate reading list for math grad studies

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Anthony Bonato

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The dark, arcane world of physics

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Anthony Bonato

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Mathematicians vs data scientists.

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Anthony Bonato

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Peak math geekdom right here

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Anthony Bonato

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New tier list just dropped

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Anthony Bonato

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4 months

Taylor approximation of sin(x)

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Anthony Bonato

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2 months

New integer just dropped

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Anthony Bonato

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30 days

Just your typical high school math problem in China

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Anthony Bonato

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6 months

Probably the sauciest dedication I've ever seen in a math book.

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Anthony Bonato

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"Math is beautiful." Your university's math building:

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Anthony Bonato

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2 months

Student: I hate LaTeX Writing math before LaTeX:

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Anthony Bonato

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3 years

As a mathematician and SFF fan, I'm excited to see superset, union, intersection, and subset.

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Anthony Bonato

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6 months

Being a math professor is like, "Here is this carefully crafted beautiful piece of math that is the epiphany of centuries of intellectual investigation." Student: is this on the test?

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Anthony Bonato

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6 months

Sometimes dreams do come true.

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Anthony Bonato

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9 months

My discrete math students be like:

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Anthony Bonato

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5 months

The lovely Gaussian integral.

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Anthony Bonato

@Anthony_Bonato

6 months

Study statistical mechanics at your own risk.

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Anthony Bonato

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"Mathematical beauty is the aesthetic pleasure derived from the abstractness, purity, simplicity, depth or orderliness of mathematics." The office of the mathematician who said that:

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Anthony Bonato

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Explaining this one to a friend.

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Anthony Bonato

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A quick guide to math writing.

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Anthony Bonato

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Every math major ever

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Anthony Bonato

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2 years

Proof of the generalized Stokes theorem

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

I once asked a highly productive mathematician his secret for writing so many papers. He said it was one part talent, one part hard work, and the other part having a wife who cooks, cleans, does laundry, manages the finances, buys groceries, and looks after the kids.

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Anthony Bonato

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6 months

This is a good one.

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Anthony Bonato

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4 months

Still my favorite math t-shirt

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

My cleo t-shirt arrived!

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

None of my math themed t-shirts gets a response like this one does. None are even close.

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Anthony Bonato

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2 months

I love counting to ten

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Anthony Bonato

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If you are looking for the meaning of life, don’t bother asking a mathematician

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Anthony Bonato

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The most disturbing thing is they did not include 0 in ℕ

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Anthony Bonato

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6 months

You're never too young to learn about non-orientable surfaces.

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Anthony Bonato

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It's been 25 years since I studied complex analysis, but all I can remember is that every complex integral is a multiple of π

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Anthony Bonato

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10 months

I went to university to study physics. My first-year physics prof gave us a challenge problem on a Friday. I worked all weekend and couldn't do it. A step in the solution I missed used that six(x) is near x if x is small. I realized at that moment I wanted to be a mathematician.

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

A few of cleo's greatest hits.

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Anthony Bonato

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2 years

Mathematics isn't about making simple things more complicated, it is about making complicated things more simple.

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

I am definitely team cleo.

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Anthony Bonato

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5 months

Another year has past and I haven’t written math on glass.

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Anthony Bonato

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1 month

The one-page math paper (with two references) that won John Nash the Nobel

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Anthony Bonato

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2 years

Studying mathematics is a luxury.

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Anthony Bonato

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7 months

Teaching an introduction to proofs in discrete math today, and I couldn't resist wearing this t-shirt.

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Anthony Bonato

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6 months

Mathematicians are brutally honest, the sequel.

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Anthony Bonato

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1 month

"Of course, if the Collatz conjecture is true up to 2⁶⁸ it must hold in general." Mathematicians:

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Anthony Bonato

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5 months

Written by a genius mathematician.

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Anthony Bonato

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I hate that this is technically correct

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Anthony Bonato

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29 days

This math test is from 66 years ago. It must have been easy by today's standards, right?

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Anthony Bonato

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5 months

I love this abstract.

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

Cleo is the moment. Cleo is mother.

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Anthony Bonato

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5 months

Never write a chapter named “Introduction” and don’t expect anyone to read your footnotes.

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

Mathematicians: mathematics brings order to the universe. Also mathematicians:

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Anthony Bonato

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5 months

I feel student's pain during exam season.

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Anthony Bonato

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A discrete math student shared this meme, and I approve.

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Anthony Bonato

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5 months

Me every time I make progress in math

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Anthony Bonato

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A good one

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Anthony Bonato

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Met Gala 2024 as functions. A thread. Harris Reed as y = cos x

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Anthony Bonato

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The scariest homework question.

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Anthony Bonato

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In mathematics, be careful of intuition

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Anthony Bonato

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Physicists: unlike mathematicians, the objects we study actually exist. Also physicists:

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Anthony Bonato

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My favorite proof of the generalized Stokes theorem

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Anthony Bonato

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A straightforward homework problem

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Anthony Bonato

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The real truth about calculus

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Anthony Bonato

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Algebraic geometry be like:

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Anthony Bonato

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"Counting to ten is so easy any child can do it." Set theorists:

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Anthony Bonato

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I am very sad for our children

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Anthony Bonato

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I'm really torn here.

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

"One goal of category theory is to simplify mathematics."

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Anthony Bonato

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10 months

A mathematician is someone who uses "such that" twice in one sentence.

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Anthony Bonato

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What mathematical alignment are you?

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Anthony Bonato

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“It’s obvious that 1 + 1 = 2.” Mathematicians:

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Anthony Bonato

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Mathematicians: I wish our subject was more relatable to the general public. Also mathematicians: A compact, connected, orientable, irreducible, atoroidal 3-orbifold with non-empty singular locus has a geometric structure.

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Anthony Bonato

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2 years

Minority opinion: Discrete math is more interesting and fun to students than calculus. It is also more enjoyable to teach.

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Anthony Bonato

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3 years

Remember that studying mathematics is a luxury.

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Anthony Bonato

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I hate that this is technically correct

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Anthony Bonato

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How to make a discrete math student unhappy with two symbols

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Anthony Bonato

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Cleo crushing the MIT Integration Bee.

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Anthony Bonato

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Explaining to a friend the difference between high school and university math.

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Anthony Bonato

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9 months

A mathematician is someone who uses "such that" when they speak.

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Anthony Bonato

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5 months

Also this.

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Anthony Bonato

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6 months

sin x Taylor's version:

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Anthony Bonato

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I'm not so sure a calculator would have made any difference on this math exam

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

One of the principal memories I have as a Ph.D. student was saying I wanted to do mathematics for the betterment of humanity and my supervisor laughing hysterically for five minutes.

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Anthony Bonato

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1 year

Mathematicians: there would be no physics without mathematics. Physicists: there would be no mathematics without physics. Data scientists: I make a lot of money.

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Anthony Bonato

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3 months

Keep abstracts of scientific papers short and to the point:

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Anthony Bonato

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Mathematicians: I wish our subject was more relatable to the general public. Also mathematicians: A compact, connected, orientable, irreducible, atoroidal 3-orbifold with non-empty singular locus has a geometric structure.

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Anthony Bonato

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y = |x|

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