Anony.Mouse @AnonyMouse1K9 Twitter profile

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Anony.Mouse

4 years

Don’t wear panties under your leggings to the grocery store so a bearded dad who hasn’t been getting enough ass can stare at your goods! Kindness matters, Mental health is important 😂 Do your part.

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9 months

I’m sorry I posted tittys but they looked good… gawd, so sue me

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11 months

Spoil me, eat me out & leave me alone. Thanks 😊

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4 years

I didn’t really wanna cuddle, I just wanted your dick in me 🤷🏼‍♀️

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4 years

I lick my pussy juices off my own fingers when I’m all alone because I love the taste of me & it turns me the fuck on 🤷🏼‍♀️

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4 years

Happy Humpday 🍑 🐫

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Dad bods with tattoos... 100% my weakness 😩

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4 years

Wanna tongue wrestle my clit & be best friends? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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4 years

My pussy was wondering if you needed a new face mask... cause she’s available today 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I think Getting older is learning everyone’s just fucking winging it 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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@AnonyMouse1K9

2 years

@Edward_Carney @zorabikangaga @ChristophSouza We had a balding dude at our high school, inclusivity 😆

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

He slid in the wrong hole, laughed & said April Fools... I said Shut the fuck up & don’t stop.

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Tittys in your mouth for breakfast? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I’ll spread my cheeks so you can eat my asshole and pussy with ease & cheer me up...How committed to the cause are you 😏🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Tell me I’m pretty, Roll me joints, Eat my pussy... I’ll worship the fuck outta you 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ Easy

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

1 year

@rahsh33m Nahh something tells me he earned what he got idk 🤷‍♀️

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4 years

My tittys deserve to be in someone’s mouth this morning... they never make anyone mad & only wanted some tongue to areola action. Rude!

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Do you enjoy eating pussy or are you a disappointment to every woman you’ve ever fucked in life 👀😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Can you eat my pussy good enough to make me forget how awful this world can be sometimes, I mean... wanna try?

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

3 years

Drunk big busty slut logging on, who wants to party 🤣

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Imagine you fly 1000 miles to meet your Twitter crush & they smell like regret & cigarettes 😬

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

If we’re fucking doggystyle & I reach back to open my ass & you don’t fill it up with every inch of you 😏 You fucked up dummy.

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Wanna drive 1000 miles to my house, let me sit on your face & chill? 😏

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Have to human. Don’t want to 🤷🏼‍♀️❤️

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Push my face in a pillow and take all your weeks frustrations out on this ass, I’m here for you ❤️

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

How many drinks do I have to pour you for you to shut the fuck up and eat my pussy ? 😏

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

My pussy smells so sweet & delcious right now, it’s such a shame there’s no one here to eat breakfast between my thighs this morning.

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

If you won’t wake me up fingerbanging me at 4am cause you had a dream about fucking me and you couldn’t wait one more second... I’m not your type.

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Gonna fingerbang myself & picture your face as I’m cumming. I hope you don’t mind.

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

It’s simple. Don’t fuck with my heart or my head & I’ll let you use my body as your playground.

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I love to wrap my arm around the belly of a sexy dad bod. Before I know it my hands on his dick & then his dick is in my mouth. Ahh Dad Bods 🥰 They get me everytime.

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Hello Sir, You’re very handsome... I was wondering if you wanted your breath to smell like my pussy today 🤷🏼‍♀️👀

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

9 months

These pretty nipples would look prettier in your mouth

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

So this isn’t the time to be having casual car sex in the grocery store parking lot with the hot bearded dad you met in produce. K that’s fair, I get it now.

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

The ones of you who follow me but can’t ❤️ or RT anything so your kids & family don’t know you’re a filthy fuck like the rest of us 😂🤷🏼‍♀️🙈 It’s ok...I’ll be your dirty little secret 🤫

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Hi, I like men who fuck rough, talk dirty, and have a big cock... wanna be friends 🤷🏼‍♀️👀

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

So fucking sexy I’d let you put it in any & every hole you’d want

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

There’s like 4 men in Twitterland that I’d ask my husband if I could fuck just once... What’s your number 🤔

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I’m drunk...wanna make me choke & hurt my tonsils ramming your cock down my throat 🙏 ❤️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I’ll reach back and hold open my ass so you can make sure to fit every inch of you inside of me & have the perfect view at the same time... but only if you record so I can watch later.

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I gladly add an extra wiggle when I notice someone notice my ass 🍑.... I’d probably bounce it on your beard if you ask nicely.

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Shaved my pussy today which means I’m getting some head tonight or I’m gonna be writing some hateful tweets tomorrow 😂

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

My love language is head down, ass up... wet pussy just aching for him to slam in 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

2 years

@theheatherhogan I got frustrated with my kid when I saw she took my boots today and didn’t tell me… I said what if I didn’t notice she took them and then I’d be searching the house all day for them… She told me to try not to focus on the what if’s 🙃

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

If I’m having a rough day & you tell me I’m pretty... 9/10 chances I’ll let you fuck my pretty pussy 😘😏

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

3 years

Eat my pussy from the back so I don’t have to look at your stupid face

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Fingerbang me until I cum again after you already came in me... then let me lick your fingers clean 😩👏

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I just need someone to push me up against a hotel closet and hard fuck this disrespectful attitude out of me

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I’ve officially recalibrated the rules & shit. Stay out of my DMs if your under 35, that’s just for the grownups 😂🤷🏼‍♀️😘

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Your cock better be as big as your attitude 👀

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

2 years

@mjkjuice Casually gets run over 😆 “I’m good” lol

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Honestly I can’t keep my hands off my own pussy so I get you wanting a turn 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

3 years

Do these leggings make my pussy look fat ?

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@AnonyMouse1K9

3 years

Hope these tittys don’t get eaten by a 🦈 😜 wave jumpin time 🌊

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Theoretically... If a woman asks her husband to eat her pussy & fuck her but he turns over & goes to sleep... It’s 100% logical & fair to now be boyfriend o’clock no?

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3 years

I wish my mouth was full of your cock right now 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

If I pull my titties out to shake them in your face in the kitchen & you don’t motorboat em without a second thought...you ain’t it 😏

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4 years

Wanna tongue fuck my pussy so I can look at you with that slutty lovey look on my face for the rest of the day 🧐

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4 years

Suck my clit like it’s your job & I’ll pay you by cumming in your mouth... Fair 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Fuck me so hard I have to bite a pillow to prevent my screams from waking the neighbours, then cum in my ass and whisper “that’s what you get” in my ear while you’re still inside me. That... All of that 🙏

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

3 years

Tongue fuck my pretty pussy until I’m begging you to ram balls deep into my ass, sorta mood. 😏

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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4 years

When she’s 5’1 with thick thighs, pretty eyes & a mouth that will make you cum harder than her tight asshole. She’s me 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Might fuck around & show up to my mans jobsite so he can fuck my face & then cum in my ass on his lunch break 🤔

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Spit on my pussy & eat me until I’m happy again 🙏

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Y’all can keep your younger boy toys. I’ll be over here with the experienced silver fox who can afford to pick me up for cocktails in his nice car & will find my clit with his tongue on the first try 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

3 years

Your dick in my ass would probably be a realllly tight fit, I mean... I’d let you try tho still 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Older women are a diff kinda savage... Like bitch I will fuck your dad, get him to spend your college savings on our wedding & make you call me mommy, Foh lil girl 😂💋

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

2 years

@CkDexter15 @AdvilBhargava @TheLisaGilroy Same 😆 I was on the hook till the blueberry bit 😆 I was annoyed af she was mad the dude brought his poor lil grampy 😆😆😆

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I could really use a cock down my throat so hard right about now 😏 Saturday night vibes ✌️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

If anybody is looking for a super cute conversation piece for their beach house... I’m small & a lil messy and loud but I give excellent blow jobs & can cook like a son of a bitch. Oh... also big fan of the buttstuff 👊😂 Hmu

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Holy shit... I’m over 3000 followers now! I should post my tittys or something, nah I’ll just say thanks 😜💋

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I’m 5’1 & I drive a big truck so that means I have a really big dick or something I think right 😂

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Fuck it it’s Friday & ....Send 😏

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

All I wanna do is sit on your face, why do you have to make this so weird 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

2 years

@8palms @taintedqueenrye @father Mustard… does he mean shit 👀👀🤷‍♀️

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Stick your tongue down my throat before you jam it in my pussy... & then again after please 🙏😏

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

French kiss my pussy & tell her she looks pretty today, she deserves it 😊

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@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

✋🏻 Calm down, I’m not really a whore... I just play one on Twitter 🤷🏼‍♀️

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4 years

If you’re confident enough to stick your tongue in my mouth, you better be prepared to swirl it around my clit too.

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3 years

Bye bye Blonde 🤩

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4 years

I’m in a horrible mood, wanna eat my pussy & let me punch you in the face? Prob won’t help but... worth a shot 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

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21 days

@teneikaask_you @_dailydoseofdon Right like she was prob so embarrassed to have to ask what she has to add to this bland ass food 😂☠️ but she did, a good woman

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4 years

She’ll wanna fuck you a quadrillion times more if you make her laugh just once than if you send her a selfie of your cock before knowing her name 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

I don’t eat asshole... But I will hold my cheeks open so you can tongue fuck mine 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

Do you think women who love to smoke weed, and have their assholes filled with thick dick exist as much irl as they do on Twitter 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

BRB... Gonna go masturbate with my tittys out on my back deck so my Aussie guy next door remembers that & not the hammock incident when he’s fucking his vanilla wife tonight 😂

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

So I’m at work eating lunch with this 19 year of youngin... feels like she’s acting very superior due to her quinoa salad vs my lunchable. Wonder if I l’ll have to blow her dad so she can learn to recognize a queen at first glance 😏

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

4 Seconds after sex: Me: Wanna go again? I’ll let you fuck my ass 🤷🏼‍♀️ Him: I’m almost 40, That doesn’t happen. Night 😂💀 Side note: Applications for side bitches now being accepted

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Anony.Mouse

@AnonyMouse1K9

4 years

This girl stole my heart yesterday... 👊 Right in the feels ❤️

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4 years

Wanna smoke a joint & than eat me when you get the munchies 🤷🏼‍♀️👀 nom nom nom

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