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Lisa Gilroy

@TheLisaGilroy

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Actor, Comedian, Canadian in L.A.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2014
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@TheLisaGilroy
Lisa Gilroy
1 year
i loved bein a lil pig on jury duty and i love y’all for watching!!!
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𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 🎾💦
1 year
Good god @TheLisaGilroy is so fucking funny AAAAH
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
To my followers: do better
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@TheLisaGilroy
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4 years
My acting teacher told us to perform a dramatic monologue from any movie and I did mine from Austin Powers and no one noticed.
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
My nighttime skin care routine! (🔪)
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
Chili’s birthday song (I used to work there and had to sing this like 3x a week lol)
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@TheLisaGilroy
Lisa Gilroy
2 years
Thank you everyone, this really is a world of pure imagination!!❤️ and thank you especially to the hundreds of kind men who only watched the first 10 seconds of the video.
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@TheLisaGilroy
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3 years
British actors in American dramas
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
Guy who heard a woman has never done shrooms
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@TheLisaGilroy
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3 years
If Lisa Simpson was your roommate
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
Today is my birthday! and also my identical twin brother @mrbobodenkirk ’s 🤝here’s us on our birthday last year trying to figure out “L” for Libra
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
another former Chili’s employee who remembers the classic birthday song @imAndrewRussell
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
Every restaurant hostess in LA
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1 year
How to tell your kids the truth about Christmas ❤️
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@TheLisaGilroy
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4 months
crying
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3 years
Youngest girl in the office
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3 years
Ellen at a job interview
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3 years
Celebs in space
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@TheLisaGilroy
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10 months
zuckerberg today :)
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
I’m a feminist but this is how I talk to my cat
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2 years
when the bride wants to talk to me
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2 years
god having a weird day
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2 years
Unfortunately this was me at recess
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2 years
Buying clothes in LA
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2 years
How people ask questions in movies
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2 years
Woman who loves her son
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@TheLisaGilroy
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3 years
my first day as a courtroom artist :)
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
A day in my life! ❤️
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@TheLisaGilroy
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4 years
This is WILD! In 2nd grade I lost recess privileges for yelling "Do I make u HoRnY bAYBay?!" at other kids so all of this positive feedback is really affirming. For the men asking to send me money, thank you but I make my own. Send it to this sexy babe:
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
Summer jam for regular people
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2 years
What I wish my therapist would say
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2 years
Brunch song
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3 years
Voice actors for Bluetooth speakers
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@TheLisaGilroy
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4 years
It’s my birthday today! I can’t have a party this year so I’m doing my favorite birthday traditions on my own ❤️
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@TheLisaGilroy
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3 years
Wait I just farted on my husband’s air purifier to prove that “it doesn’t do anything” and the poor air quality light came on 💀 I’m crying laughing
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@TheLisaGilroy
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bury me in this wig, i can’t believe this.
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
self care
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
A little daily mantra I’ve been using ✨ hope it helps ✨
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@TheLisaGilroy
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3 years
Got the girls back together for the first time in YEARS!!! Classic girls night!!!
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4 years
A word perfect re-enactment of the camping bros that woke me up last weekend
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@TheLisaGilroy
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3 years
When your tweet didn’t go good
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@TheLisaGilroy
Lisa Gilroy
3 years
First Christmas away from home and my therapist doesn’t do holiday appointments
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2 years
Monday song for all god’s special worker bees
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2 years
@jennafischer Thanks Jenna I can’t fathom how many times this has happened to you as well ❤️
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facing my mortality at the grocery store
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Dad helps with math homework
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@TheLisaGilroy
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2 years
This show is so damn fun 👹
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Game Changer 🪄
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Lisa Simpson says to choo-choo-choose solidarity 💵 #MakeSomeNoise
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2 years
Every bachelorette promo for no reason
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4 years
Before Pandemic vs. 7 Months In
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2 years
The principal at Euphoria High
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3 years
My friends’ babies
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2 years
Manslaughter
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3 years
🎸i love to rock
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3 years
Me hosting anything
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3 years
Ellen gets vaccinated
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@TheLisaGilroy
Lisa Gilroy
4 months
improvising a romance novel dressed as a grandma, what about you?
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Very Important People
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"It's my own hair tickling my own feet. His marble d*ck went ping-pong between my butt-cheeks, as I arched in flavor and delight." -Nana's Book About Grandpa 📖
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@TheLisaGilroy
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1 year
!!! BEYOND honored and grateful to be joining these legends @TaikaWaititi @chloebennet @ronnychieng and Jimmy O. Yang to bring this brilliant novel by the kind and hilarious @charles_yu to life! Charlie, you rule. Thank you.
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Deadline Hollywood
1 year
EXCLUSIVE: Sullivan Jones and Lisa Gilroy have been cast as leads opposite Jimmy O. Yang in ‘Interior Chinatown,’ a new Hulu series from creator/EP Charles Yu, who wrote the 2020 bestseller of the same name, Taika Waititi and 20th Television
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2 years
Top 5 Botherings n Upsettings ❤️
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3 years
The woman he’s with at the start of a romcom
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2 years
GPS sees all. Knows all. Is all.
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5th grade boy at a fair
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@TheLisaGilroy
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1 year
This is the last 30 secs of a skin cream ad I made for tiktok that also explains why I don't get many brand deals
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2 years
Gonna tell my kids this was Tinder Swindler
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3 years
My dad took this pic of us lacing up and it might win the Absolutely Most Canadian Photo Contest
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2 years
If I was a casino dealer
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3 years
A conversation with my period
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10 months
Okay it’s the big weekend, what’s everyone seeing- Margie or Oppenhomer??
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3 years
A man at the grocery store just asked for my number based on... I guess.... the....visibility of my very hot very nude ears ??
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2 years
Let dougie bougalago sell your car
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3 years
People on reality shows talking about nothing
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If Sarah Silverman was head of the CDC
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@TheLisaGilroy
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ready for my battle bikini!!!
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Deadline Hollywood
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Comedy Central has handed a 10-episode order to ‘Golden Axe,’ a new animated series based on the popular Sega video game. The ‘Golden Axe’ voice cast is led by Matthew Rhys, Danny Pudi, Lisa Gilroy, Liam McIntyre and Carl Tart
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2 years
Men on the phone
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This is so freaking cool thanks @YeardleySmith 👽👽👽
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. @TheLisaGilroy we made it
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When they do your pet’s voice wrong
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How church songs sound
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3 years
If I was a food I’d be airport sushi because everyone hates me but I’m actually okay
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3 years
Quick visit home confirms that there is a favorite daughter and it might not be me.
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@TheLisaGilroy
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1 year
Jury Duty comes out next week 😇
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She’s not out-of-touch, she’s just *really* busy 🤭 #JuryDutyonFreevee coming April 7!!
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@TheLisaGilroy
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4 years
hey if tonight goes badly I promise to marry you all and take you with me to Canada it's the least I can do.
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3 years
Tips n tricks for my MLM gals ❤️
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@TheLisaGilroy
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Thanks for having me @blink182 ! Can’t believe i got to do this 🥹
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What is the first line in DANCE WITH ME?   Song & video out this Thursday, October 5 at 10:00 AM ET.
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freaking out!!!!!! So grateful to @jnardino @wayansjr @kamerontarlow n @netflix for taking a chance on me! 🥹😭 GLAMFAM!
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In every relationship there is one person constantly plagued by mosquitos and one person entirely unaffected.
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The set up, the shot. (photo by Cate Hellman)
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Ellen on the job hunt
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3 years
Finally got the 401k my stupid dad’s been bothering me about
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may you rest in peace Ray Liotta ❤️
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3 years
First day lash extensions v. Last day lash extensions
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Me, emerging from pandemic with the social skills of beetlejuice
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Before 9am I eat like gwenyth paltrow and after 9pm I eat like guy fieri
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If I was severed at work #Severance
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