allison ponthier @AllisonPonthier Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

allison ponthier

8 days

NYC!!! let’s celebrate “breaking the fourth wall!!” i’m gonna sing the songs from my ep at bk bridge park and hang out w u and ur besties :) rsvp for more info or just show up hehehe can’t wait to see u

0

6

31

Last Seen Profiles

@C2CDesign1

@WillSmith_2

@OffensiveTwink

@ElliottEHolland

@rljamiej

@itsenriquegil

@willsmithwriter

@Fundof1

@ibnuminati

@MabelAlkali

@signthefronts

@dutchtownmedia

@maribeljmz

@wonulim_

@LiveOakBank

@jdklein33

@zadelhoff

@myoldmansaid

@Kingsmead

@tadsan

@Korkrag

@KrissyB007

@LeeOSanderlin

@EfrenSoto362461

@Varan_Tours

@tehysmet31994

@egyptianruin

@whe14414528

@dinamicasswcuck

@IDPotatoBowl

@DaMeretrix

@OB1_Benobie

@leonardo_stoppa

@willsband

@bcsf_ca

@xinyun_tw

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

killing eve spoiler . . . not to be a total creep but I can’t believe after 4 seasons eve and villanelle hooked up OFF CAMERA

19

223

3K

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

#yesimLGBTQ

12

35

847

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

alice from twilight pitching baseballs by kicking her leg up in the air while supermassive black hole by muse plays over a thunderstorm is why i’m gay

3

202

819

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 year

my butch gf dropped a pack of gum on our flight and someone said to me “excuse me, your son dropped this” ?????? Omg

6

10

747

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

This is me petitioning @SHO_TheLWord to have @angelknives13 and I become TV lesbians instead of just Tik Tok lesbians. Pls

4

128

637

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

happy bisexual visibility day to all the bisexuals!!!!!!!! u are loved and seen

4

96

489

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

ok at this point, four seasons into killing eve… just give the fans what they want and let eve and villanelle make out for 5 interrupted minutes

4

60

506

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

sorry I can’t like your Tik Tok that romanticizes the 40s because I if I lived back then I definitely would have been lobotomized and married off to a man thanks

1

40

462

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

Blurry photo, but should I do my hair like this more???? Haha

12

13

476

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

#LGBTQoftwitter

6

14

462

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

how fucked up did the old management need to be for a business to put “under new management” on a huge sign out front

1

5

335

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

I made this this morning. Feel free to share/repost.

0

78

294

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

dude princess mononoke can get it

1

31

296

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

She is a bitch! B-I-C-T-H.

1

32

278

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

I only want to be famous so I can read fan fiction about myself. That’s it.

3

43

281

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

10 months

i think “boy dinner” is just that ridiculously long sandwich that shaggy and scooby are always trying to eat

5

30

291

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

this is my magnum opus

4

31

280

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

It took me until age 23 to realize that “When She Loved Me” from Toy Story 2 made me cry so hard bc it sounded like a love song by a woman, for a woman Thank u and goodnight

2

24

251

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

that spongebob quote, “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep” sounds like Billie Eilish lyrics

1

49

247

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

27 days

i am never gonna shut up about my music being in this movie

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

28 days

First poster for Ally Pankiw’s ‘I USED TO BE FUNNY’ starring Rachel Sennott. In select theaters June 7.

145

2K

40K

15

5

270

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

I was like “Wow #karen is trending! There must be a lot of angry white women who need to speak to a manager” and then I opened and saw it was the name a big tropical storm I’m an idiot

24

30

237

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

compulsory heterosexuality sucks, sometimes I wonder if I’m a lesbian even tho I get nauseous at the idea of men bc I remember I had (1) dream about Shawn Mendes as a mermaid romancing me

2

33

238

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

me to other lesbians: don’t say you’re a “useless lesbian”, don’t be so negative toward yourself :/ me to myself: I am a USELESS, TOUCH-STARVED, lesbian IDIOT and that’s just the way it is :)

2

51

237

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 year

people are allowed to only address me this way forever

winnie 🍉 same on 🟦☁️

@lavenderhairpin

1 year

going feral over these photos i sure do love a dyke

2

1

48

6

11

250

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

hozier’s music makes me feel like a yeehaw lesbian ready to die for the love I deserve

0

42

229

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

Today, the Supreme Court rules whether or not being gay or trans could be a fireable offense. It’s easy when I’m in big city like NYC to think “oh that would never happen!” But when I think about where I grew up, discrimination being legal is terrifying.

0

38

235

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

It still amazes me when boys can call women “fake” for wearing makeup and spray tans, when they literally will sleep with you and be cutesy with you behind closed doors until their friends are around and they fully ignore you That sounds pretty fake to me, trevor

2

22

224

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

Tonight!!! with @LordHuron

6

27

231

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

21 year old femmes with their 28 year old butch creative director girlfriends

Cort

@bonillacortne

4 years

Justin........................................................!

383

3K

25K

2

10

214

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

My almost 30 yr old gf just handed this to me and said “I got this...for your Tik Toks.” LMFAO

2

3

207

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

I would give up everything in my life to be willingly murdered by Love

(っ◔◡◔)っ Jack ッ♡

@childishblonde

4 years

who y’all like better?

1K

388

5K

2

20

193

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

Hi if u think u know where I live or what train stop I get off at and you comment it on my Tik Tok... I will delete it because I don’t want random people knowing where I live. Please I beg of u, use ur common sense

1

4

178

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

These are the shirts Ramona and Suvi stans wear @angelknives13

Jenny Nicholson

@JennyENicholson

5 years

Finally I can live my truth

17

166

2K

5

10

177

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

every day i thank god i’m not who i was when i was 12

2

31

183

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

here’s my favorite cat pics

1

32

186

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 year

“character development”, my new song out at midnight est on 2/24. written by me, @kflay , and Tommy English. produced by tommy. mixed by rich costey and mastered by randy merrill.

15

30

193

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

this is my multiverse of madness

bleachers

@bleachersmusic

2 years

bleachers x minions … #theriseofgru official soundtrack is here july 1! bleachers cover a lennon song on this one, + whole soundtrack produced by jack

11

184

2K

2

16

188

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

These are the american Hogwarts houses

collinwhite.bsky.social 🍉

@CollinWhite

5 years

The volume of the mass of commodities brought into being by capitalist production is determined by the scale of this production and its needs for constant expansion, and not by a predestined ambit of supply and demand, of needs to be satisfied. - Karl Marx

244

4K

13K

3

27

174

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

barbara corcoran from the hit ABC show “shark tank” asked me for my number today and when i told her i was in a relationship she told me to tell my boyfriend that he’s very lucky to be with me and then she paid for my coffee and left???? i’m shook by the respect

2

4

181

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

remembering the time an ex of mine told me that “I should start dressing better so I can match his flyness” he literally only wore black t-shirts, skinny jeans, and vans lmfao

4

3

173

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

someone commented “not all men but definitely this man” on an ignorant guy’s Tik Tok and I’m SCREAMING

0

6

170

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

Hottest take: everyone should have a therapist. Everyone. Everyone has shit they’re going through and that’s why it sucks that unless you have top tier insurance it’s almost impossible to afford a therapist.

1

24

166

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

it’s a yeehaw halloween 💀

1

3

174

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

autopilot. new song out on friday, 4/8.

13

24

177

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

11 months

anyone who follows me on twitter is a real stan bc when i get like 4 likes on a tweet i feel famous. incredible

12

1

178

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

teens on Tik Tok keep saying I should have played Beverly in IT chapter 2...y’all she’s like 40 in the new one stop making me feel old lmfao

2

163

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

y’all i love tik tok, it’s the most fun i’ve had making videos in years. that being said, it makes me so sad to see how many people feel the need to negatively comment on other ppls appearances or things about them they can’t change in 5 min like a lisp. kinda sucks the fun out.

2

8

158

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 month

there may be some songs in it that i know…

best of rachel sennott

@sennottfiles

1 month

Ally Pankiw’s directorial debut ‘I USED TO BE FUNNY’ starring Rachel Sennott, will be hitting theaters in June.

16

450

12K

8

7

175

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

i’m so obsessed with trying to be mentally healthy that when i am mean to myself in a fit of anxiety, i get mad at myself for negative self talk, then get mad at myself for negative self talk, then get mad at myself for negative self ta

Jas

@jasminebell98

5 years

sco pa tu manaa

3K

1K

15K

0

17

155

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

this comment not only led to my Twitter handle but wow...is this comment an antidepressant

1

5

150

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

don’t be shy put some more

Karine Jean-Pierre

@K_JeanPierre

4 years

23 years in prison for Weinstein and he still has more trials to come.

154

1K

6K

0

30

164

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

I was wondering why no one DMs me on Twitter. Turns out I just didn’t have my DMs on. Oops.

1

0

150

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

My EP “Shaking Hands With Elvis” is out June 10th. The phrase is a euphemism for death, and felt like the perfect title after writing a song about the loss of a friend of mine. I hope you love it as much as I do.

15

28

159

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

11 months

a fan flew 15 hours from korea to see me play and made this keychain… if u need me i will be gently sobbing into my pillow all night 🥺

6

4

161

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

This caption made my asthma act up from laughing so hard

0

7

147

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

HAHAHAHAHA

3

0

151

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

@yvritza If someone kept shouting the name of my abusive ex I would go off too tbh

2

6

147

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

hi it’s ur boyfriend

5

6

159

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

i look so much more like myself now wooooow

1

0

147

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

also the way straight girls talk to me after finding out I’m gay stresses me out. Especially the ones that refer to their female friends as “girlfriend”. so many girls are like “oh this is my girlfriend Allison! *panic* Oh wait...sorry I mean my friend who is a girl” Ok????

0

7

145

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

2NITE! opening up for @refsmusic 🥰 come to @elsewherespace , doors at 6!!!

4

14

145

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

ok fuck it tattoo reveal thank u nico at lvrs x kllrs :)

5

150

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

kink: songs where the singers voice breaks or does something weird and they keep it in the song

2

7

143

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

If someone says they have (1) secret to perfect skin (ex: moisturizer, witch hazel, etc)...they just have good skin

2

3

131

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

I know she’s rude as hell and also a video game character but I have a crush on chloe from Life Is Strange. Don’t @ me

11

18

140

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

in response to me saying I look like I have a mullet, my gf goes “one man’s trash is another lesbian’s QUEEN” can’t tell if I love or hate this response

0

6

135

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

It makes me sad ppl who internally identify as lesbians are afraid of calling themselves lesbians like people are going to murder them if they aren’t gold star Obvi this is a complex issue but do what u want and don’t feel like calling urself a lesbian is signing ur life away!!

1

8

124

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

6 days

“breaking the fourth wall” is out NOW!!!!!

9

19

142

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

every time I get scared from a catcall my brain says FIGHT and so I say something mean then right after, my body gets shaky and my brain gets fuzzy and I am scared for like 30 minutes

2

11

126

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

Found this pic on reddit and I am SOBBING

0

7

126

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

work song by hozier makes me feel like when i was walking home in the fall breeze from my music theory classes in college 3 years ago wondering what it would be like to call another girl “mama” like that

1

14

121

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

one day i’m gonna realize my worth and then it’s over for y’all

1

23

120

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 year

every time i’m with my gf and someone uncomfortably refers to me as her friend for homophobic reasons im going to correct them and say “no sorry im her lover”

5

132

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 year

a dating app for horse girls called Bridl

5

22

132

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

the funny thing about being a lesbian songwriter is everyone asks you what you think of king princess

3

5

128

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

Hi how r u today

1

4

124

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

6 months

try not to say OTHER mother challenge (impossible) #coraline

2

8

129

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

6 days

🤍

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

6 days

. @AllisonPonthier Found a ‘Renewed Love for Music’ With Her New EP "I got myself back." More:

5

22

55

4

5

132

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

if you are going to crowded pools and parties during this time because you have to keep up a “cool influencer” aesthetic I’m so sorry but you are not cool and unfortunately an influencer in the worst way. So disappointed.

2

0

124

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

I feel like I’ve waited my entire life to say this, but my first single and music video “Cowboy” will be out under Interscope Records on March 8th. This is an absolute dream come true in every way. Pre-save “Cowboy” by clicking the link in my bio.

7

16

128

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

I wanna personally apologize to every queer couple I accidentally stare at. I am not homophobic I am just also gay and happy for u

2

16

128

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

actually I had a rare blood disease as a baby so I would have just died but u get my point

0

1

110

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

hi. I have finally written a sexy song. it is my first one. I am from Texas and literally signed an abstinence contract at 14. Go easy on me

10

1

123

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

Update UPDATE: I did a good job at my audition and I’m very proud of myself. Thanks to everyone that sent me encouraging words u really helped me :)

3

0

107

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

my debut ep “faking my own death” is out 8.06.21. Thank u for everything.

16

23

121

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

4 years

There’s a 11 year old girl singing to herself on my flight to LA and honestly THAT’S how you get a record deal What a little business lady

0

4

116

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 year

slay what u wanna slay

7

2

124

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

cupcakes are yassified muffins

4

6

118

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 year

happy two years of cowboy :) here’s a sign a fan made me that I keep in my room to remind myself of how much I love my job

3

2

122

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

I never had a reckless phase so sometimes I get frustrated about having to be so put together all the time like I wish I could just make 100 tweets venting about how much I miss my childhood dog but I feel like that would look concerning haha sometimes a girl just needs to vent

4

3

110

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

why do we even like celebrities photos on IG. it’s not like they automatically save for us to look at again. it’s not like they’re ever going to notice. what if we just like...stopped lmao

1

4

114

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

1 month

Breaking the Fourth Wall. my final ep in the three chapter story, is out may 3. presave/preorder here:

11

31

122

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

Also I’m amazed at how many incredible young queer women know themselves and are out, compared to when I was in middle/high school and I barely knew what a lesbian WAS lol Makes so optimistic for the future of the gays tbh

0

2

108

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

Jennifer’s body alert

6

1

118

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

all i do is eat watch old catfish clips on YouTube, get headaches, and eat cheese even tho I’m lactose intolerant

5

6

112

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

thinking about when I was in the closet and dressed like this “as a joke” once……. the closet was made of glass

3

1

117

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

2 years

thank you @OfficialRodarte for including me in your F/W 2022 Campaign. this is a dream come true for me. Photography by: Daria Kobayashi Ritch Styled by: Shirley Kurata and Ashley Furnival Hair by: Lauren Palmer Smith Makeup by: Uzo for Nars

7

13

116

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

Hi

9

6

115

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

5 years

I was scrolling thru IGTV and stumbled across a video of a live crime scene cleanup??? If I ever get murdered and end up on IGTV... not even YOUTUBE??? ...I’m haunting ya’ll for sure

0

8

102

allison ponthier

@AllisonPonthier

3 years

i make music for vaxxed people that wear their masks over their nose

4

11

113