And just like that
@Tesla
won the North American EV charging business…
UNTIL another network figures out how to make that business profitable
But it WASN'T “just like that”
While OEMs slept and lazy shills in the media (and especially automotive media) spent 10 years…
Start-up company idea: Private backyards for people who don't have private backyards. I would pay $5 to rent a fenced area for an hour so I could safely play fetch with my dog while doing an outdoor summer workout. If it works for bikes and office space, why not land?
“If one believes mainstream media reports, Tesla is the Theranos of transportation, Elon Musk its Elizabeth Holmes, and the company will be dead before my car's first service.”
New Corvette Interior Design Mtg:
1: “I love the Tesla screen.”
2: “I hate it. We need buttons.”
3: “Why not both?”
4: “But cheaper, and worse than ever before!”
1: “With the screen at an angle, to distract the driver, and the passenger can’t use it?”
All: “Done!”
Ways to get in touch with me ranked:
1 Text
2 Email
3 Fedex
4 Tweet
5 Unabomber note
6 FB Messenger
7 Skype
8 Ayahuasca dream
9 Morse code
10 Twitter DM
11 Smoke signal
12 Written In blood, on my bedroom wall
13 Landline
14 Slap in the face
15 Box, w/head inside
16 Voicemail
WRONG
This IS reckless driving
You should NOT sit in back of a Tesla on Autopilot EVER
Autopilot is NOT autonomous or self-driving
YOUR supervision is required 100% of the time
You may kill yourself or others
Signed,
The guy w/the Tesla Autopilot
#CannonballRun
record
My Tesla Model 3 lease is over
It was the most reliable, trouble-free car I’ve ever had
I paid for “Full Self Driving”
But as I predicted, it would NOT be self-driving when 36 months was up
What do you think I’m getting next?
229 kWh?! 229 kWh?! I feel like Doc Brown from Back to the Future. That is an ENORMOUS battery to stick in a vehicle. I guess with 500 miles of range and 350 kW charging, it might actually be worth it? Charging the Ram Rev is still going to be VERY expensive.
Every day I see more evidence how many ppl are unaware of the history of topics in which they claim expertise.
Tesla is at the cutting edge of car tech...
But Blind Spot Monitoring has been on other cars for 20 years.
“I'm embarrassed for everyone who believes more lanes for more cars above, below, or on the surface of the Earth will lead to any better traffic outcomes than the first 100 years we spent trying that.”
Hey
@elonmusk
you might want to have your team look into the moon tricking the autopilot system. The car thinks the moon is a yellow traffic light and wanted to keep slowing down. 🤦🏼
@Teslarati
@teslaownersSV
@TeslaJoy
If that Boeing 777 engine coming apart scares you...
Take relief in this:
Think of the REDUNDANCY and safety engineering that kept that plane in the air anyway.
One part doesn’t determine your safety. The system does.
The biggest scandal of the day isn’t
#RobinHood
It’s what happened when I opened the trunk of my Tesla Model 3 and 10 pounds of snow and ice slid off the back window into the car.
Seriously, was any winter testing done at all?
These morons should be arrested for reckless endangerment.
But first,
@Tesla
should disable their Autopilot features.
Permanently.
Signed, another Tesla owner.
I’m at a Transportation conference full of “experts” and…
One of the speakers just said…
“This vehicle is designed by PINAFOR.”
🤔
And then he says…
“Car enthusiasts will know them. They design all Ferraris.”
Of course.
The famous Sergio Pinafor.
So many OEMs making
@Tesla
NACS standard on their US EVs puts Tesla in a extraordinarily powerful position
NOT bc of NACS connector
BC of the SEAMLESS UX
If CCS networks couldn't nail UX BEFORE network center of gravity shifted to Tesla...
1/x
I bought a
@Tesla
tonight. Seems like the perfect car for photography road trips. It will be nice to have the car drive while I take the photos.
#Tesla
This is not AI.
But it is a depressed-looking pizza.
I would happily pay extra so the guy on my corner who’s been making pizza for 20 years can sell me a slice.
My mother crawled under a wall to escape Communism, made her way to America, married my immigrant dad (who had escaped the Nazis and fought in the US Army in WW2) and began a new life in America.
Your flight from New York to LA has been cancelled.
You MUST get there.
You must drive.
You can take any car ever.
What do you drive, and how do you outfit it?
What if - instead of being a “Tesla Killer” (thanks for the tired cliche,
@Wired
) - the I-Pace brings new customers to EVs that would never consider anything from Fremont?
Meet the "Tesla Killer". This is the I-Pace, Jaguar's new all-electric car that goes from 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, has 394 horsepower, and can charge 80 percent of its battery in 40 minutes:
I need to travel 375 miles today.
Options:
Flight: $700 + 6 hours
Train: $130 + 12 hours
Car: $60 + 6 hours
How long do you think before an autonomous vehicle becomes option 4?
“A person in the passenger seat of the front of the car and in the passenger seat rear of the car.”
Ford + Cadillac offer Driver Monitoring Systems that would have prevented these deaths.
Why is Tesla behind on DMS safety?
1/2
“The Taycan is for people who want to drive, and continue doing so. That's why Porsche exists as a company. If you don't understand that, no Porsche ever made was made for you.”
Why is it so hard to buy a car over the phone?
Why do I have to go into a dealership?
Why can’t they honor the online quote?
Why do they pretend not to know the correct sales tax?
This is the first time I’ve ever actually wanted to say “Do you know who I am?” 🤣
There still is no new car that looks or feels nearly as much like The Future as the i3 does. I hadn't driven the i3s before this, and it's fun as hell. Noticably more so than a regular i3. I'd buy one of these in a heartbeat, as long as it had this interior.
All the major cruise lines are asking for bailouts from the U.S. Government.
Yet, Disney Cruises sails under the Bahamian flag ... Celebrity Cruises under Liberian/Maltese flags & Carnival Cruises under the Panamanian flag - all to avoid U.S. taxes & employment law
Just sayin'
#ModelY
off-road rest with
@i1Tesla
in
#OffRoadAssist
- ESP sending power to the correct wheels (simulating a locking differential) way better than any Tesla could before
BMW has started charging owners of its newer models to continue using Apple Carplay, and other manufacturers are starting to follow suit. What does this mean for the world of in-car entertainment?
@NickGibbs
takes a look: