Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer) @Albertagarbage Twitter profile

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

Intelligent people don't go into resource industries, only crazy degenerates do. #EFT

CEO Technician

@CEOTechnician

1 month

“Mining is the most difficult industry in the world. It’s not for intelligent people because it requires so much capital and so much effort to bring on responsible productive capacity….. but everything we touch is the product of #mining .” ~ Robert Friedland #copper #metals

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Corey Thompson

@Roughneck2real

2 months

BREAKING: Hail storm in Damon texas on 3/24/24 destroys 1,000’s of acres of solar farms. Who pays to fix this green energy? @StateFarm ? @FarmBureau ? @Allstate ? Or you the taxpayer?

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

PDC bits ruined the oilpatch #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

9 months

Today is 17 years, wish i could share it more broadly but for those who are watching recovery is possible.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

Canada has chased away investment in its most productive industries through regulation, taxation and legal uncertainty, do not expect this to get better.

Weak productivity is an economic ‘emergency,’ Bank of Canada warns - National | Globalnews.ca

Bank of Canada senior deputy governor Carolyn Rogers gave a speech in Halifax on Tuesday in which she sounded the alarm on Canada’s flagging productivity rates.

globalnews.ca

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

23 days

@ABDanielleSmith Why has alberta not separated yet?

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

@BillAckman @SadBillAckman Sad Bill was one of the best people there was, hug the people you love and tell them how important they are even if they can't hear it when you do.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

We lost our dear friend Bill.

Tiffany Gillis

@tiffanyrg9

11 months

I am very saddened to share the news that my good friend @sadbillackman / @MAlexMclennan passed away last week. I wish he could have felt the love for himself which so many others felt for him. I'm so grateful to have been his friend and will miss him forever.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

Mark was an amazing human and is incredibly missed. We all need to be a little more like Mark.

Laurel McLennan (SBA’s Mom)

@Neicymaier

2 months

@MAlexMclennan @SadBillAckman would have been 36 today. Being his mom is the best gift I’ve ever been given. Even death can’t take that away.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

Good old BOP stack video, flexing my Canadian accent. #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

10 days

Eatin' right

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

My ex-wife My ex-wife before we got after we got married: married:

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

If you are suffering I beg that you let people get close to you, humans have a natural desire to help and love others. The most damaging thing you can do is take away the ability for those closest to you to demonstrate that love and understanding.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

Mud motors make directional drilling possible #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

The entire country is just a massive systematic fraud.

Jennifer Elle

@jenniferelle_

1 month

What the heck is going on in BC? @bcndp . Just watched Edison Motors video. For context:

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

A cool little video I made of building a BIW field connector a few years ago. Added some music to make the office happy. #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

7 months

SO BASED

Stephen Taylor

@stephen_taylor

7 months

I live for these headlines.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

Jim Cramer

@jimcramer

11 months

Don't bite on oil going higher. It will just be another headfake as Russia has transactional friendships with China and India

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

I treasure the hand written letter I have from Bill in which he said many nice things about me, I'm just sad that he couldn't hear it or believe it when I said those things to him. He will be missed.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

FU money is a state of mind, many people with orders of magnitude more money than I have but are still slaves to the eternal MOAR. Freedom is an inside job.

ZUBY:

@ZubyMusic

1 month

@KonstantinKisin F you money is a myth and a cope. F you character is real.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

BULLISH

Core Design

@_CoreDesign_

1 month

PD 144 People probably don’t even know they use slant rigs on the Alberta border to drill into Saskatchewan so they don’t have to pay PST.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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@calvinfroedge Dude, this is the internet, you need to stop with the personal threats.

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@Albertagarbage

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

Accumulator system! #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

Canadians, just remember your government hates you and wants you dead.

Giovanni Staunovo🛢

@staunovo

1 month

#Canada 'not interested' in investing in LNG facilities, energy minister says

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

If for any reason you feel like you or someone around you isn't a part of a community please please please do what's needed to be and feel a part of or to help them feel it. Give someone a hug, tell them they are important and worthy of love and affection, spend time with them.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

7 months

For anyone who cares, I'm reiterating my call that we don't see a cargo out of LNG Canada before summer 2026.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

This was a shockingly good time

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

6 months

This right here

Martin Pelletier

@MPelletierCIO

6 months

Politicians need to learn how to do math.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

How you drill horizontally #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

29 days

@Tablesalt13 Wow, will apply to the 13 new houses we build each year in Canada.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

10 months

Online shopping is dangerous

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "in service date not changed" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Giovanni Staunovo🛢

@staunovo

2 months

#Canada : The Canada Energy Regulator said Tuesday it ordered Trans Mountain Expansion Pipeline (TMX) to stop work on a part of its expansion project after an inspection found contractors working without authorizations near an active nesting site of a red-tailed hawk. #oott …

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

18 days

The lunchables

Kirk Lubimov

@KirkLubimov

18 days

Name this band.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

The year is 2053, we're drilling the 17th lower bench in the permian, nat gas is $1.70. Idiots on Twitter still calling time of death on US Shale.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

Bill was a formative part of our #EFT community. The only part of which that makes me sad is that he didn't/couldn't feel the sense of togetherness so many of us did. Feeling a part of is an essential part of human life, one that makes life worth living.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

Peanut butter, crispy fried onions, BBQ sauce. Cooking with AG just isn't the same. #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

8 months

I just sat in a shop for hours with not one but TWO service companies and still had to source and PAY FOR my own pizza. The oilpatch is a shambles.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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There is a whole bunch of factors which caused the situation in Calgary, not the least of it is the hollowing out of downtown which started in 2015 which was driven by the retreat of foreign direct investment in Canada. The kinds of social problems you see on the streets of…

Vicky McGonigle

@McgonigleVicky

12 days

Last week I was in downtown Calgary on business. I can’t believe how low the City has fallen. As I was walking to my parkade I had to walk around a guy in the middle of the sidewalk just a block or so from the courthouse. He was hunched over, his back to me, his pants (all of…

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

@MPelletierCIO Allow me to explain

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

26 days

Vote hard and vote often, quebec can be free!

Canada Proud

@WeAreCanProud

26 days

#BREAKING : Parti Quebecois leader Paul St-Pierre Plamondon, who is currently leading in the polls, has promised a third referendum on Quebec independence if he becomes premier.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

@datepsych @valueterminal I'm goina bet boring dead end job, can't improve their situation. Bad relationship. Lacking a purpose or mission in life. Sense of uselessness. Alcoholism/drug addiction. Isolation.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

17 days

This is code for "we're too radically incompetent to figure out how to not give them the rebates"

National Newswatch

@natnewswatch

17 days

Trudeau says Saskatchewan to get carbon rebates despite province not paying levies. #cdnpoli #skpoli Find out more at

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

Old video on Tri-cone bits #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

11 months

This right here, least we forget

Trashy McOiltrash

@TrashMcOiltrash

11 months

@BrockWarkentin @Albertagarbage @queued @SadBillAckman What @SadBillAckman would have wanted.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

5 months

In canada no businesses are allowed to fail, except the oil industry which MUST fail.

Martin Pelletier

@MPelletierCIO

5 months

This summarizes the Cdn economy perfectly.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

7 months

They're very scared

Bryan Passifiume

@BryanPassifiume

7 months

NEW: PMO releases open letter from the PM to Alberta premier Danielle Smith, expressing "deep concern" over the province's intentions to pull out of the Canada Pension Plan.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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Globalnews.ca

@globalnews

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#BREAKING : The court's decision calls Ottawa's ban on single-use plastics like straws and grocery bags both "unreasonable and unconstitutional."

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

20 days

Albino Buffalo head, all other Buffalo heads are inferior. @WrafterN

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

Drilling Jars, in case you get stuck. #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

18 days

I was told that if I go in and order the "Big Hef" and say "Sir Robert" three times he'll appear and regale me with tales of his mineral exploits.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

6 months

VERY VERY BULLISH

Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

6 months

JUST IN - Javier Milei is the new president of Argentina. Sergio Massa has recognized his defeat and conceded.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

5 months

Nothing like fresh baked corn bread hot from the oven

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@Albertagarbage

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

@WSOnlineNews She's being too kind

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

8 months

Resolute Resources Ltd. Announces Rig Mobilization and Spud Date

Calgary, Alberta--(Newsfile Corp. - September 6, 2023) - Resolute Resources Ltd. (TSXV: RRL) ("Resolute" or the "Company") is pleased to...

www.newsfilecorp.com

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

PC pumps! #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

5 months

Everyday is Christmas in America

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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Making a pilgrimage

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@Albertagarbage

2 months

$15mm project in 2006 to heat 52 homes, fails in under 20 years. tHiS iS tHe FuTuRe

CBC News

@CBCNews

2 months

Drake Landing, Alta., once the leading solar heating community of its kind in North America, may have to revert to fossil fuels as the aging system is breaking down and may be too expensive — or even impossible — to fix. .

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

This is how we all will go

The Babylon Bee

@TheBabylonBee

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Canadian Man Too Polite To Tell Doctor He Doesn't Want To Be Euthanized

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

HAHAHAHHAA

Miguel

@FracPapiTX

2 months

@GreyHairOpsGuy @EnergyCynic Does it hurt when you pee? You might have Veren. Ask to your doctor about how Ovintiv can help Side effects from taking ovintiv include: a lighter wallet, cynicism, and bag holding

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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Learned something today

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

15 days

Lax security at the port of Thackerville

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

BURN A TURD! #EFT

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

10 months

Americans, meet Newfie Poutine, you guys don't have a monopoly on making yourselves fat.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

5 months

Did they try pressing the big green BUILD PIPELINE button?

Giovanni Staunovo🛢

@staunovo

5 months

#Canada : Trans Mountain pipeline warns of 2-year delay, asks Canadian regulator to reverse decision #oott

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

3 months

Imagine having a large number of investors hate you personally because you gave them 8 month advance warning that an equity they own was going to go bankrupt? And you didn't even use this information to personally profit.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

7 months

This Chili, made WITH BEANS

(dm)

@LurvesFood

7 months

A chili board... I'm okay with this.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

24 days

YOU WILL BE HOMELESS AND BE HAPPY

National Post

@nationalpost

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Housing starts down 7% in March from February: CMHC

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

4 months

We're well on our way to the last foreign dollar leaving Canada and 5 operators owning the entire industry.

BOE Report

@BOEReport

4 months

Chevron announces Duvernay assets will be put up for sale – see public data production history for these assets – BOE Intel

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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@nimblephatty @WTIBull @calvinfroedge Calvin has been periodically doing unstable things, WTI takes advantage of that to gain market share, calvin is now angry about that and lashing out.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

5 months

This is where we're headed

Irina Slav

@IrinaSlav1

5 months

"Germany’s residential grid operators will be empowered to restrict the flow of power to heat pumps and electric vehicle (EV) chargers from 2024 in order to preserve the stability of the grid." This is absolutely not funny at all.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

This is how the world works

Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

@MPelletierCIO Allow me to explain

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

8 months

This is Justin Trudeau right now.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

1 month

This was the last major hurdle, glad to see it and I now believe the claimed timeline. Bullish!

BOE Report

@BOEReport

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Trans Mountain pipeline expansion to enter commercial service May 1

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

7 months

SOVEREIGNTY ACT BABY LFG DANIELLE!!!!!

Danielle Smith

@ABDanielleSmith

7 months

Today, I will speak on the Supreme Court of Canada’s decision that the federal Impact Assessment Act, the No More Pipelines bill, is unconstitutional.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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@nationalpost Paging Dr. Mengele

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@Albertagarbage

7 months

Bullish

Supreme Court of Canada

@SCC_eng

7 months

The Court has allowed the appeal in part in Reference re Impact Assessment Act. It ruled the federal impact assessment scheme is largely unconstitutional. Read the plain language summary: . #CdnLaw #constitutionallaw

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

This is the realest of oilpatch stories

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

8 months

The only thing that will ever hold Canada together is overwhelming self interest which is aided by a successful economic union, which means building the infrastructure to foster economic growth (hint hint: PIPELINES)

Jen Gerson

@jengerson

8 months

Because...a unifying culture or national myth is typically what's required to keep a country with, say, two official languages and enormous geographic differences functioning as a single identifiable nation over the long haul.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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Bullish

Danielle Smith

@ABDanielleSmith

3 months

Calgary is one step closer to getting free napkins, cutlery, condiments, and bags back… next, plastic straws!

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@Albertagarbage

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The Crobster Roll, mix of lobster and snow crab. The Canteen on Portland.

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@Albertagarbage

7 months

When an oilfield service hand comes on location and in the middle of the job asks "am I wearing pants?" THE OILPATCH IS BACK!

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

2 months

When you're crazy but you've also taken First Aid 9 times

YEGWAVE

@yegwave

2 months

A man in Leduc stabbed someone in a road rage incident and subsequently performed first aid until EMS arrived

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@Albertagarbage

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The deindustrialization of Europe continues. Climate change is a hell of a drug.

Javier Blas

@JavierBlas

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Thyssenkrupp, one of Germany's most iconic industrial conglomerates, plans to reduce steel output by ~20%. The plan responds to an "upward trajectory of energy costs owing to climate policy objectives" and pressure from "unchecked" Asian steel imports.

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@Albertagarbage

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Shrinkflation even hitting lemons now

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@Albertagarbage

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No

Lou Pai’Dib Atreides (parody)

@EnergyPeddler

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Is there anyone with scientific pedigree who actually believes hydrogen is a viable energy source?

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@Albertagarbage

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CH4 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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@Albertagarbage

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Topsy turvy world

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@Albertagarbage

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Doesn't everyone know that real yields are still negative? Anyone who actually pays their own bills knows that inflation is north of 5%

zerohedge

@zerohedge

1 month

Is Gold Warning Us Or Running With The Markets?

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@Albertagarbage

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This has been a banner few days

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@Albertagarbage

7 months

BOE's are the worst metric ever, if you use them for anything but being dishonest or pulling the wool over someone's eyes I simply don't know what to say.

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Alberta, PhD (Poor/Poorer)

@Albertagarbage

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Love brings us together. #EFT