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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

Update: It finally happened. This kid from 🇿🇦 is now a creative director in 🇺🇸

Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Dress for the position that you want

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

1 year

I once spent a 2 weeks in Croatia. Didn’t see one black person. Till the day before I left. I was walking in the streets and suddenly brother came around the corner. When he saw me, he dropped to his knees and shouted MY NIGGA 😭😩😅 we hugged for so long 😂

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Malume Bizarre

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6 months

This drink is on the house

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6 months

Finally umuzi onotshwala

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 months

But he has already done his community a service

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6 months

UPDATE: Man who used a folding chair as a weapon in Montgomery riverfront brawl avoids jail time, and is ordered to perform 50 hours of community service.

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Malume Bizarre

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8 months

I won’t lie it was so much better to beat England because we had jokes for them😂 I have nothing but respect for that New Zealand team

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 months

We need this law here in SA like ASAP

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

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6 months

Starting this year in Texas a drunk driver must pay child support if they kill a child’s parent or guardian

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

3 years

The Streetwise 2

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@1992sFinest

3 years

Apparently these two gents ate at KFC for free for 2 years claiming to be food inspectors????😂😂😂😂😂

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 years

One of my favorite Katt Williams moments 🤣🤣🤣 Definitely one of the best to ever do it.

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

I know a dog from Pretoria when I see one 😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

This is dope Amas’ say

Bongza ®🇿🇦

@justbongza

5 years

Zola7 is the New brand ambassador for Inkomazi

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

2 months

SARS marketing team stays coming up with the best tactical ideas 😭

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@lesegofifty

2 months

New challenge alert 🚨

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

3 years

Me arriving in 🇺🇸 4years ago, just me and my bags. I feel blessed and grateful to have accomplished the little that I have so far, but my ancestors and God want me to do more. I’m now headed to New York to be Creative Director/work on Adidas and Instagram at Johannes Leonardo 😭

Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

Update: It finally happened. This kid from 🇿🇦 is now a creative director in 🇺🇸

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 months

MuddyBuseng

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

6 months

Faith Nketsi celebrates her 29th birthday in style..❤🔥🎉

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Malume Bizarre

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4 years

Ntomb’foot

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

uBUN’ law?

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@MapsMaponyane

5 years

Got arrested today... Damn, now I gotta call my uncles to use my cows to bail me out.🙃 #OfficerSmal 👮🏾‍♀️🇿🇦

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

If DSTV can repeat shows then outfits can be repeated! Omnibus that outfit!

Dreamer🔮 | Princess🦁|

@Max_Mofo

5 years

Why do we put ourselves under so much pressure about repeating outfits🙄

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Yazi you’ll get a ticket yazi, why u pakile ePavementini?

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Boss: why do you think you deserve a promotion? Me:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

8 months

Namhlanje ngilala phansi. Angifuni nokuyibona iQueen bed

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

I’d rather not have friends 😭

Billy Nkabinde

@SiphumeleleN

5 years

A buddy at Nandos is R20 😨

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

Ba Cartele

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

Colombian cartels executing people who break coronavirus lockdown

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

8 months

Soweto Marathon has to be the most entertaining race in the world 😂😂😂 There was a madala who was shouting at us sayings “sies nishiwa abelungu” 😭😭😭😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 years

The 3 kinds of love: I can't wait for my 3rd love❤️

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

3 years

Day made 😭😭😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 years

Why I love 🇿🇦❤️😂 part 2

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Beautiful and streetwise 2 😍

Miss LeloB

@MsLeloB

5 years

How is she real...OMG! 😍

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Is that raw? Hai no unesibindi

Dankie Bribeman 💵

@Nasssi_M

5 years

I’ve been looking forward to this all day😭😭😍

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

Crush: I love a guy that's laid back Me:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

Sometimes you just have to be honest 🤣🤣🤣

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

She is under the influence

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

9 years

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A movie about how the earth will end 3 years ago

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Ever since I started advertising, I would watch the TV ads at the Super Bowl and think to myself “one day is one day”. I didn’t know how or when I would do this. YEARS later that one day is finally here. This South African kid has a TV spot in the 2019 Super Bowl. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

What you should never give them

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Hau Mr Uber why uthatha le route yase Clifton

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

Lady in #Spur video: Sisi👏🏾well👏🏾 done👏🏾for 👏🏾 not👏🏾 backing👏🏾down. Ur actions hopefully taught ur kids to not be scared of white bullies👏🏾

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

The original social distancing commercial

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

2 years

Agency brief to influencer: We want this branded content to feel natural. Let’s keep it authentic and don’t try too hard. You have the creative license to decide how you’d love to incorporate the branding in a subtle way… The influencer:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

Print ad head line: quit smoking or it will be curtains for you.

Donovan Goliath

@DonovanGoliath

4 years

Love how the light filters through. 🚬

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

If you’re reading this...I hope you get everything you’ve ever prayed for and blessed with life to actually enjoy it🙏🏾

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

Hlonipha iLifebuoy

#ERAbyDJZinhle #ZeeNation

@DJZinhle

4 years

If A is for Apple and B is Ball... Guess what H stands for and you could stand a chance to win a year’s supply of Lifebuoy for a school in your province and a Lifebuoy hamper for yourselves. #LifebuoyZA #DoTheLifebuoy .

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

Talk that real shit Sakhile🙌🏽👌🏽

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

2 years

Guys parkhurst will show you nicely. You’d be sitting at those outside tables, an “Uber looking” car would pull up. Wena you’ll think they are there to pick up someone, kanti they are there to pick up your phone 😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

3 years

The love of your life 24hours into your talking stage:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Dress for the position that you want

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

3 years

The difference between the two is suttle

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@Feliciamabuza

3 years

I try to mature not age. Here are pictures taken 40 plus years apart.

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂 what was in those strawberries😭😭😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

I’ve seen so many of these dope videos of people dancing in sneaker/sport shops. If brand managers and creatives of these brands don’t see what I’m seeing la...then angazi 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@KingMax0814

5 years

Good morning fam. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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5 years

When you’re wondering why she hasn’t been texting you back, Kanti she got herself a...

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

3 years

This video from Drake’s story made me happy 😂 @RealBlackCoffee made him lose his mind 🇿🇦💯

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 years

You guys don't deserve the Internet 😭😭😭 yol gave babes an entire jean

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Whatever happens this Super Bowl weekend, I have a country that’s behind me and there is nothing bigger than that❤️🇿🇦

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

I got a WhatsApp from a person I don't know, talking about something I don't know. Instead of saying wrong number I carried on wit da chat😭😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

THIS🙏🏾🇿🇦

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

The floor is learning other people's languages Zulu people:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

Mama I made it 🙏🏾

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 months

On my birthday I put something out into the universe. The words I said seemed crazy but said them anyway. Then yesterday I get a request to join a zoom meeting with Adele and her team. The universe is listening, put it out there and keep your head down and do the work.

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

@TheRealBigDon_ This part 😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 years

This kid from South Africa. Gogo, mkhulu these are yours

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

11 months

Founder Chief Creative Officer of @we_are_bizarre

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

Township virgin cocktails

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

I had this dream. I worked hard towards it. I prayed even harder! And it's finally here...a job at my dream ad agency in Miami 😭😭🙏🏾

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

8 years

When you put 3 teaspoons of sugar instead of 2 in your Inkomazi😭😭😭😭😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 years

This tweet just added another R100 to nandos prices

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@chrissyteigen

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I love nando’s but they’re never near me. Rest of the world: please don’t take your nandos for granted

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Malume Bizarre

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7 years

The floor is Africa Beyoncé:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

6 years

Since competitive advertising is not allowed in S.A I once did a radio spot for DStv that bent the rules

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

3 years

Dj speedsta: Piano DJ’s all play the same songs. John wick 4 times a night *John wick plays for the 5th time* The crowd:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

8 years

When you go to a garage to buy condoms but you find an old lady working behind the counter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

8 years

Dj Capital killing the you name it challenge 😭😭😭😭😭

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

Who is this Afro lady 😭 #SONA2017

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 months

So you guys didn’t see eye to eye?

𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖘

@Slim_Thanos

4 months

I was pulled over by a Police Officer . He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

Yes and you must do it NOW! The Soena the better.

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@ImcocoMash

4 years

Are we allowed to kiss now?

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

THIS IS SO CUTE😂❤️

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

When debit orders come in after you’ve withdrawn all your cash

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

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When Sacha Baron Cohen sang shoshozola to Americans 😭🤣

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

3 years

Nothing breaks my heart more than seeing a black person trying to do their job being disrespected by people who think money gives them the right to talk to them however they want.

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

8 years

So this guy started a whatsapp group with all his EXs to wish them a merry EXmas

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

4 years

@reynasnoriega Sis resorted to desperate measures

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

Only to a meating

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@soldatlunga_

7 years

Aye u rocking these?

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

How GOLF drivers go over humps

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

8 years

Crush: I'm looking for someone who is down to earth Me:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

7 years

Interviewer: so AKA how does success taste like... AKA:

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

1 year

Ayikho iTable 23? 😭

SAINT

@saintloungecpt

1 year

#SaintNYE Book Your Minimum Spend. Book Now!! 067 410 8043 | 066 488 2649 | 065 823 4625 | 064 301 5414 #BuiltForPurePleasure

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Malume Bizarre

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4 years

@Curtis_Allen20 This assist was smooth 🔥 he didn’t even look back.

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

5 years

Today I got to speak to the students at Miami Ad school. It was the first time I’ve ever shared my journey publicly and I have all sorts of mixed emotions. Looking back at this presentation I’m like wow, I’ve come a long way...🇿🇦

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

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This year has been so crazy for me, doing work I've always dream of, at an agency I've always dreamt of working at. And now this, I just won the young lions competition award. Will be off to Cannes 😭This is one thing I never even dreamt I could win 🇿🇦to the world. 🇿🇦🇺🇸

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Malume Bizarre

@Adverttown

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Today I start at 0 Words I got from my mentors whenever we won big at Cannes. Today I reset. Today I start again. Today I start a new journey. Everything I accomplished so far is in the past. Today makes tomorrow so much more exciting. We Are Bizarre