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@AdrianVanAalst

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Making it up as I go along, lover of house music and non league football

Croydon, London
Joined August 2013
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 months
@utdreport I was hacked 😂
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2 years
@jacob_warner14 @FootyScran Seagulls be like, “nah, you’re alright”
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@AdrianVanAalst
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2 years
@NoContextUSA @NoContextBrits “Beat the Nazis singlehanded” = last minute sub in extra time
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@AdrianVanAalst
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4 years
@GiftCee @DavidLammy A Labour MP trying to intimidate with aggression? Surely not? Will Labour call for an enquiry into the way David Lammy “bullies” his constituents?
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4 years
@utdreport I’d take Kalvin Philips over rice all day long, would cost about a 1/3 of the price as well
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@AdrianVanAalst
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2 years
@SkyNews How did Depp lose the UK libel trial, did they not hear what we are now hearing?
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@AdrianVanAalst
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4 years
@awilliamscomedy Boris to aisle 4
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@NoContextBrits Not seen acting like that since Ed Sheeran was on Game of Thrones
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@AdrianVanAalst
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5 years
@SkySportsBoxing @Carl_Froch @andreward Which is funny as Carl couldn’t find Andre when they fought
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2 years
@seventiesuk School toilet paper that was like tracing paper
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 years
@SkyNews Sky News each time they hear about a new variant
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@AdrianVanAalst
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4 years
@hexodecimal @N_Macca74 @ginsandsins You dodged a bullet, he finished mine and it’s very uneven
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2 years
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3 years
@bmay I’ve lost count of how many times in the last 18 months the police have been massively outnumbered, whilst trying to deal with situations like these. Perhaps, it should be obligatory for a politician to be present alongside the police for such events.
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 years
@SkyNews Was anyone else waiting for an elephant to jump out the window?
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 years
@SkyNews So, 3 out of 99 posts appear to have come from the UK. Yet, the whole nation has been made to feel like a bunch of racists by the media, this last week.
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@iramasports You’ve taken over 2 clubs grounds with over a combined history of over 220yrs and they are both forced to withdraw from their respective leagues. Both stating, dealing with you was nigh on impossible. Is everyone else wrong and you right?
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@AdrianVanAalst
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2 years
@SkyNews Inmates do your thing
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@AdrianVanAalst
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4 years
@Olek99518941 @TheManUtdWay Not appointing a director of football is by far the biggest mistake
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@AdrianVanAalst
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5 years
@SkyNews What is the point? The police will catch them and the courts will fail us....again.
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@AdrianVanAalst
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@SkyNews It’s a Stormzy in a teacup
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@FrankKhalidUK As a young child, when he left the family home to join Malmo, he turned to his father and said, “Now, you are the man of the house”
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@AdrianVanAalst
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@SkyNews Sky you really are a bunch of w⚓️’s
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@SkyNews Anyone get the feeling we might have a riot coming our way?
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@tonycornwall2 @NJamesWorld I’m not sure any father would react with much rational if put in that position.
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1 year
@cctvidiots Thank god someone was there with a camera to capture this completely natural moment 🙏
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 years
@theabbotts_1870 2 clubs in a day @theabbotts_1870 & @WhyteleafeFC !! Way to go @OfficialIanRush & @iramasports is this your idea of helping grass roots? Might need a re-think?
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@AdrianVanAalst
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5 years
@TheManUtdWay Cant think of another player in the Prem who is under as much scrutiny?
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@AdrianVanAalst
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4 years
@SheebaAli15 @khuram30493332 @amirkingkhan Is there a prize for rearranging the words to make an understandable sentence?
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 years
@SimplyLekan_ @90min_Football But can he fit through it?
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@AdrianVanAalst
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2 years
@UtdFaithfuls A clear message he has zero faith in Utd's "recruitment department"
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 years
@NigelGBenn And he didn’t even mention 80,000 at Wembley, man can handle his flake
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@wndnurse1972 @RedWave_Press He shouldn’t have to “escape” from anything
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5 years
@TransferChecker I hope he can speak Chinese
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3 years
@SkyNews Inmates, do your thing 💥🤛
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4 years
@ben_davies10 @ToolBeltWankers And saying “go on” at the beginning 😂😂
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3 years
@WhyteleafeFC This should be a warning sign to all lower league clubs. @OfficialIanRush & @iramasports are not buying up grounds out of the kindness of their hearts
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4 years
@holdmyale Coconuts 0 - 18 Broken Bones In Hand
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5 years
@TheManUtdWay That kid is a beast, potential future legend
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3 years
@talkSPORT I think we've just found a director of football. Talksport please get this man on regularly, spoke more sense in 2minutes than many (not all) of your pundits have ever spoken.
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4 years
@Ffs_OMG Anyone else waiting for a ping pong ball?
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3 years
@mattlufc83 @talkSPORT He would play 2 keepers if he could
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@AdrianVanAalst
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6 years
@DeludedBrendan Shouldn't that read; "4 years to the day since the best line-up I've ever put, out played Real Madrid"?
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2 years
@talkSPORT Ending the 3pm ban would have a seriously detrimental effect on lower level football, which is currently experiencing a bit of a boom.
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3 months
@BeatThePressAWB @utdreport 4 years ago was a very valid statement 🎣
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1 year
@ClownWorld_ They’re Armenian parents who oppose LGBTQI+ teachings for elementary kids
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2 years
@SkyNews Dominic Cummings has never been invited on a stag do
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5 years
@Ketflix_Pills @GymWankers_ Standard of nursing has really dropped
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 years
@talkSPORT I don't get this media snobbery to Newcastle fans, it's almost as if they're not allowed to voice their concerns, when their club is going down the toilet?
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@J_CartwrightN0T Are they all his kids?
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@OTerrifying Buffalo casually laying there whilst getting eaten alive
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2 years
@JamesMelville Coming soon….. to a country near you
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5 years
@SkyNews He is the Prime Minister, how can he not talk about it?
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2 months
Shout out to every single player that wore the Leafe shirt this season. You ALL played your part in this 💚🏆🙏 @AFCWhyteleafe
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1 year
@Football__Tweet Maradona on theses pitches, with the protection players get is scary 🔥
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1 year
@NoContextBrits 9 months later
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3 years
@SkyNews "We have to listen to the scientists"….oh, the irony
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4 years
@SkyNews How many police will be going to hospital tomorrow after another “peaceful protest”?
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2 years
@DefectedRecords This is my church….
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2 years
@NOT_MOTD Nothing to see here, just Juve Director of Football interviewing potential secretaries 🤷‍♂️
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4 years
@SkyNews @Stone_SkyNews So far I’ve seen Afghanistan, Iranian and Somalian “refugees” interviewed but no Syrians? 🤔
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1 year
@JamesL1927 The fact that he lists Gary Oldman for all 3 male roles, highlights what an incredible, versatile actor Gary Oldman is
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@SkyNews So why stay in England?
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1 year
@SkyNews I went to Egypt 15yrs ago and it was 44C, I don’t remember seeing Sky News there? 🤔
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5 years
@DeludedBrendan Was never going to shift Harvey Barnes
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4 years
@holdmyale I’m no expert, but maybe not stand behind the red rag?
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4 years
@SkySportsBoxing @scottquigg @jono_carroll Well, he ain't getting cut above the eyes with them caterpillars
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2 years
@talkSPORT Yeah Darren, tiny little (6 times UEFA cup winners) Seville have never played in a hostile environment like the London Stadium before 😂😂
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@AdrianVanAalst
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3 years
@PhotoAmy33 He’s in the UFC, he’s talking about a doll’s house
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4 years
@BritishAlba @SkyNews Doesn’t suit their agenda to report it
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4 years
@prince__1010 @utdxtra Would of had a better chance if we'd spent £18mill on Haaland
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@HOUSEPORN___ Needs some more lighting in there as no natural light
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3 years
@MirrorFootball As an ex professional footballer, she’s more qualified to host it than Dan Walker. This appointment doesn’t feel like box ticking.
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6 years
@KiingJake_ Is that what’s called “Street Food”?
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2 years
@UtdFaithfuls If the success of Ten Haag rides on one player, we are in trouble. He should have a list of alternatives.
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3 years
@Ollie_Bayliss In what other walk of life, can someone be put in charge of a field that they have absolutely no experience or knowledge in?
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@AdrianVanAalst
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6 years
@SkyNews 1/3 cars sold in the UK are from Germany, how long before Mercedes, VW & BMW do something similar? Good luck turning that into a negative UK media
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2 years
@FitbaPod @FootyScran If you asked a 7yr old to make cheesy chips
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@FruitpunchL That boy would eat sushi off a barber shop floor
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4 years
@patcondell Just when you thought Labour couldn’t get anymore unelectable......
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5 years
@SkySportsBoxing @anthonyfjoshua The next fight will be against......whoever accepts the lowest offer #LosingFansFast
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2 years
@PintsDrank Heineken draught is underappreciated
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@SkyNews NATO should of stuck to the agreement made with Russia and this wouldn’t of happened
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1 year
@desertlife88 Thank god someone happened to be filming this girl, to capture such a natural moment 🤥
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2 years
@Matthew46923144 @hillstwxm It is the Anton Ferdinand to Estrella’s Rio
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5 years
@SkyNews How about paying the ones we’ve already got a decent wage?
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2 years
@SkyNews British Navy unit
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3 years
@talkSPORT @Sjopinion10 More media snobbery to Newcastle fans, why are all other clubs fans allowed to voice their frustrations, but not Newcastle?
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4 years
@AbuWankinobbi @BlueGaynor The tail desperately trying to wag the dog
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@utdxtra I fuckin love VAR!!!!!!!
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@SkyNews When I was a kid, you would expect to get a slap from a parent/teacher/police officer when you were being a little s* #t . The PC brigade take over and look what happens.
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