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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

11 months

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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@creepydotorg Once again, the fact that you became a trans doesn't mean your chromosomes changed from XX to XY. You only swapped identity

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I wish @burnaboy can also retweet my tweet make I shine small🥹🥶

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@yabaleftonline People keep using age as an excuse but seriously, it's not big a deal... Age is just a number.

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@yabaleftonline When a man gets rich, he starts thinking of how to help his family members and friends and so on. When a woman gets rich, she becomes independent, self reliant, indaboski, bahose...

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@ChampionsLeague Inaki and Nico Williams ❤️

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5 years

@atiku Sir,Voting for you is actually the only option we have presently. So no need asking.

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1 year

Dino meleye is literally just asking for the needful to be done. This INEC chairman is a scam! “Display results that was uploaded for us to confirm!!!” Chairman is allocating people to answer questions for him.

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1 year

How many funny people can you see here?

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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5 months

@instablog9ja See enh, both of them depends on if the person has good hair lining... Someone like Daniel regha cannot do either of these.

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@PicturesFoIder Finding out that my teacher became a teacher because he failed to become his initial dream 💀

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@yabaleftonline God abeg 😂💀 And E sure me say nah that boy wey drop 1m go be olodo of the class 😂🤲🏽

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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@yabaleftonline Lion would die first, then the polar bear... The match between the rhino and the gorilla would be tough but the gorilla would come out alive still.

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

5 months

He doesn't drink alcohol He doesn't smoke He doesn't womanize He doesn't play sportybet Who is he ??

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@AbrahamsGram

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@instablog9ja Another day to remind you that women can be really heartless sometimes and should be feared 💀

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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10 months

Odumodu is trending because Arsenal used his song as Declan Rice announcement... 🔥 Mbappe to chelsea is trending because some sources say he recently opened a new move to Chelsea... Hilda is trending because in a recent interview, she stated that she recently started the

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

1 year

Seriously, can you finish this in one week?

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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2 years

@yourgirl_ajex Except say nah last week all of dem blind… cuz these steps are recent. Even me wey no blind never learn am like this.

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

1 year

Introduce yourself with your body cream. Me: hi, I’m Vaseline 😂

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@yabaleftonline God please, may whoever's reading this not encounter this in Jesus name.

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@creepydotorg Men will always be men 😂💀🫵🏽

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@Billy_talks @JustineSkye Yeah… she’s a virgin too!

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@yabaleftonline Hope I'm not late 🥺

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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@yabaleftonline It stops nails from busting the tires. When a tire is about to pass a nail, those things would stand straight and make the nails think they are friends, then they'd pass.

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

1 year

You can only remove one thing from this table… What is it?

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@_theladymo It's metro boomin He is an American producer..one of the best actually.

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RIP legend (Papa ajasco) You really made my childhood great 😌

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2 years

Permission to tag you anywhere I see vawulence on this app?

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@AbrahamsGram

30 days

@yabaleftonline Make dem sentence am to like 10 years for male prison till he born pikin.

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2 years

At this your age enh, if you lost 50k, will you cry?

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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5 months

@NoContextHumans I'm Nigerian, can we have 6 and 7?

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@abazwhyllzz Real gees exits mostly among guys

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@NoContextHumans This is unpleasant to the public...kindly...

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Guess what happened here...?

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1 year

I’m partial fulfillment of my ….. 500L activated abeg🥲 e no easy at all 😌 #Futo #Engineering #Siwes

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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@juliethardt Period cramps are not that painful

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

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1year Pre degree 5years course 1year asuu strike 1year COVID 19 break Do the maths 🥲 Thank you lord 🙏❤️ I sign out today 😊🎊🎉 FUTO EEE class 2022

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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@Oloyedey4u @AbrahamsGram ❤️

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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@bod_republic Here

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

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@yabaleftonline Ahmed is an expert Forex trader while his girlfriend safera is of course his girlfriend. So this couples are tiktok couples as y'all would call it. I think the reason they are trending is the same one I don't know...lol Y'all thought I'd summarise why?? Nah... Maybe later sha 😂

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

1 year

One day I’ll post with this same caption 🤲🤝🙏

RUTH 🇨🇦

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My first time on aeroplane. 😊

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@davvydmoore @okwuchukwu_1 ❤️❤️

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Let’s have it… don’t air me 🥲

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

1 year

Drop any line you remember from this comedy..

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@akreana_ #KeaDrive ❤️✅

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@invis4yo Clear skin??? What's that?

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1 year

What is the longest duration you ever crushed on someone?

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@the_smallie I'm Igbo ❤️😌

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@AbrahamsGram

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I called this girl “babe” and she replied with “oga mii” Some of una Dey crase Fr Fr

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@AbrahamsGram

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Access bank is trending because a branch had Muslims praying during work hours inside the bank. Zenith bank is trending because many peoples accounts have been debited for no reason and they all need refunds. Nekede is trending because a fresh female graduate posted…

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

@AbrahamsGram

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Lmao!! 4 of my coursemates don send wedding invitation last month.

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By the time ASUU decides to call off this strike students for dun marry finish

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@invis4yo Me: even when I'm awake and chilling, I still won't pick up 🥹

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@davvydmoore @okwuchukwu_1 ❤️❤️

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During my matric, the Dean of my faculty said companies will be fighting for us when we graduate. Congratulations to me 🎉 B.eng in the bag Electrical and Electronics Engineering from FUTO😩

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God why is OPay trending this time?😢😤

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@_VALKlNG @AbrahamsGram 🙏

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@yabaleftonline You'd still have to spend bro. Just stay away from them first till you make the bars...yeah?

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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@yabaleftonline Women would dislike a man for loving them too much They would dislike a man for not liking them as much as they want. They would dislike a man that is nice and isn't a bad guy because according to them, bad guys are fun. They dislike guys that don't argue or beat them at home.…

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@NoContextHumans Okay what 😂

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2 years

You don’t have to go to an expensive restaurant for a first date… This is…🥹🥹🥹

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@davvydmoore @okwuchukwu_1 ❤️♥️

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@AbrahamsGram

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Did you hear that the former President Obasanjo stormed the INEC collation center in Abuja with the actual election results? Did the news reach you? 😳

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@Oloyedey4u ♥️💖

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This plantain or fresh relationship?

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How many days can you finish 20k as a student ?

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@Viikjsh @kekere02 Yes, that's what she said 😔

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@the_smallie You never buy water for road when you dry travel before nah why.. you go know say water get taste.

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@davvydmoore @okwuchukwu_1 ❤️❤️

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@invis4yo I opened my X app on front of my parents...

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These guys are 🤭❤️❤️

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@aystickz @AbrahamsGram

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@_AsiwajuLerry Boniface is better than RONALDO

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@Captaintoolz @__Busolami @engr_louis_

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2 years

The last app on your phone is Xender😆😁 If not call me a goat🤣

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1 year

Imagine you’re dating a girl who >Always text first >Replies in a second >Loves you more than anything >Cares for you like your mom >Can handle your anger issues >ignore other boys for you.

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@davvydmoore @Brammie_1 💯❤️❤️

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Abraham Ńot Lincoln 🀄️

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I remember when we were in the same hostel, same level. Only that he was in petroleum eng and I'm in Electrical and Electronics engineering. This is how our practicals happen... But pictures dey compulsory sha😂 Incase ya curious, the school is FUTO.

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@_oluwaseun9 Davido go buy you as pet dog and even pay you to dey bark every 45 secs for am 💀

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@davvydmoore @Brammie_1 ❤️

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@UGmanofficial @okwuchukwu_1 i follow back immediately 💖💪💪💪

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@apollovwrld @ayeejuju Is this supposed to be a dragon??

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@davvydmoore @okwuchukwu_1

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I wan off kitchen light, I slipped...i no know how two kpomo take enter my mouth.

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Make we do “No drinking garri challenge” for one week. Who’s in ?

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@_AsiwajuLerry Please who knows the name of this show ?

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Interviewer: It says in you resume, you went to Harvard? Me: yes, for my cousin’s graduation.

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@FCBarcelona @ChampionsLeague Like if you believe ❤️❤️❤️

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@Oloyedey4u @AbrahamsGram 🫡

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At what level in the University did you give up on First Class?

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Thank you for this one 😌🙏 At least it won’t blind me🥲

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@davvydmoore Follow fast for quick follow back @Lil_Pasx ❤️❤️ Don't like, just follow💯🥰

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@heisdejavo Abeg wetin be that?

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@aystickz @AbrahamsGram

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Update: OOU Student, Olaleye Abdullah, Fulfills His Dream Of Meeting With Agba Baller😁 Victor Osimhen 🇳🇬🦅 The student presented him with an artwork of himself💪🏿.... on the other hand, Osimhen spent some unforgettable times with the kid💖 #NPFLUpdates #WeReportYouDebunk

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@instablog9ja Once again, women have no spec. Just have money!!! Once you have money, you can get any girl. If you like, have 6 packs, fine face, deep voice, e concern you.

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@instablog9ja She knows what she's doing. The guy is clearly not the one. If I was the guy, I'd just back off sha.

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