WE SAY: If the queen could bow her head in memory of the men and women of the IRA at the Garden of Remembrance, maybe it's worth counting to ten before hitting the tweet button tonight.
@JimAllister
Hi, Jim. A confused Squinter here. Let me see if I'm getting this right. You're accusing the media of focusing on Sinn Féin during the period of mourning by making a video of your own during the period of mourning focusing on... Sinn Féin? Is that about right?
Squinter: In covering the queen's vigil in Ediburgh the BBC laughed at Catholics being 'cleared out' of Scotland. It approvingly broadcast a tribute to the queen from a UVF band which regularly pays tribute to Catholic-killing gunmen. But Celtic fans are the problem. Got that?
Squinter: The Irish women's team sparked a week-long tsunami of loyal Ulster media and political rage by singing the Celtic Symphony. The UDA/UVF just threatened to go back to killing Catholics and they're totally Zen about it. If you didn't laugh you'd cry.
Squinter: Just to be absolutely clear: The DUP regularly consult a an umbrella group for the still-active UDA/UVF which has just threatened to end the peace process. Stop and think for a moment about how that has become normalised.
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD West Belfast boy successfully underwent a life-changing kidney transplant this week – thanks to an organ donation from his hero grandad.
'The IRA, the IRA, the IRA, the IRA, the IRA...'
Squinter writes that Joe Brolly's tweet has sparked wailing and gnashing of teeth in some familiar quarters, but it's not the IRA that's upset them today, it's the accuracy of his point.
Squinter: Eddie Izzard hasn't been transitioning for 30 years in order to follow your daughter into a toilet in 2022, despite what liars at GB News (which has gender-neutral toilets) tell you. While you're pondering this crap the Tories want to slash welfare to pay the rich. See?
Squinter: I see former Rangers managers and current supporters are lecturing Celtic about behaviour and respect. It's like Harold Shipman giving a seminar on geriatric best practice.
In the 80s Belfast City Council banned ads from our paper to try to close us down, our journalists were arrested & shot with plastic bullets by the RUC, our offices blockaded by British Army. Intimidation & harassment never stopped us doing our job. Never will.
#IrisAnPhobail
Squinter: Just saw 'that' video of an Irish media darling as a young woman passionately singing a Ra song. Time passed, she grew and changed. I totally respect that. What I don't respect, in fact what I find appalling, is that she attacks young women footballers who did the same.
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Squinter: So Celtic fans have upset Piers Morgan, Sophie Corcoran, Nigel Farage, Darren Grimes and Jeremy Kyle? Any Celtic supporters' club got a vacancy?
West Belfast community is in mourning after death of Coláiste Feirste pupil Eoin Ó hAdhmaill. PSNI say driver of vehicle, which hit Eoin on his bike on Springfield Road around 4:30pm yesterday, has been arrested. Eoin was a member of Gleann ABC. Ar dheis láimh Dé go raibh sé.
Squinter: We have become so inured to casual sectarianism that sometimes we need to stop and think about what's going on. The Orange Order, which exists to oppose Catholicism and which bans women, is in the year 2022 routinely platformed by
@BBCnireland
This is objectively crazy.
Squinter: The Alliance Party voted to give tens of thousands to Armed Forces Day, which has a Gun Zoo where children are shown how to fire weapons that killed Irish children. They won't go to Dublin to talk about the future. Gotcha.
Squinter: So many barstool generals throwing out threats today. Bottom line: UDA/UVF alone - a collection of drug baron/extortionists with 5k Turkey teeth - are utterly incapable of prosecuting a campaign that goes beyond sporadically killing random Taigs.
Squinter: Irish women footballers have had more media opprobrium in two days in Belfast, Dublin and London for singing about the Ra - who are gone - than the active narco-killers of the UVF/UDA have had in a year. If you're part of that grotesque circus, well, you know...
Squinter: I don't care if Alliance don't want to attend a large-scale discussion on the future of this island – that's their call. But to call it a 'rally to endorse a united Ireland' with loyalist paramilitaries active and threatening is incredibly irresponsible.
Veteran Belfast republican Bobby Storey has died following an unsuccessful lung transplant operation. Sinn Féin Pres Mary Lou McDonald said: "Bobby was extremely committed to pursuit of a United Ireland with equality & social justice for all." Ar dheis láimh Dé go raibh sé.
Squinter: Liverpool fans singing 'Ooh, ah, up the Ra' at Ibrox tonight. It'll be number one and on the radio next. The media fixation with it in recent months is clearly having the desired effect, isn't it?
Squinter: The DUP banning a journalist from their conference for covering the Ireland's Future event and for her views on women's health and then bottling it is another indicator of a party that's all at sea. Kudos to
@AmandaFBelfast
for standing fast.
Squinter: When is a pro-IRA song not a pro-IRA song? When it's sung by middle-class Leinster rugby boys with the cooperation of a flight crew. Then it's an expression of joy that we're all invited to join. It's just comical at this stage, to be quite honest. Homeric hypocrisy.
Squinter: Unionists screaming for a Supervalu in Dungiven to close as a show of respect have kinda quickly forgotten not one of them attended Seamus Heaney's funeral. That's elite mournfulising.
Squinter: This week I'll be asking: If the Irish women's football team made it clear that the Ra they were singing about was the same Ra that their Taoiseach and Tánaiste paid tribute to in September at Béal na Bláth would that make it okay? Answers on a postcard...
The British Army imposed the Falls Curfew on 3 July 1970. In less than 48 hours, their troops killed four defenceless civilians. On 5 July, the women of Belfast smashed through the curfew cordon. The world would never be the same today.
Squinter: Dropping my son and his mates into town, the Falls and Andytown roads would do your heart good. Packed with excited parents and children spooked up to the nines making their way to the big Halloween event. Is
@FeileBelfast
the best thing ever to happen to West Belfast?
Reminder that the rattled media commentators snarling impotently about a public Ireland's Future debate are deadly silent on loyalist narco-gangs meeting the DUP while targeting Irish government ministers. They have the moral authority of bin bag drippage.
Ahead of tonight's Northern Ireland v Israel match at Windsor Park and the planned protest at Broadway Roundabout, support for Palestine is evident on the nearby Black Mountain
#GAWA
Squinter: Can we lay off Bono for a while? He spent his childhood being hunted down by Orange gangs in Finglas. His years of success and stardom have been blighted by hiding from the IRA and Martin Cahill. When he sings of pain you know it's from the heart.
Squinter: The honeymoon, again, was a quick one. It's too easy at this stage, to tell the truth. The question for Rumpole of the Failey now is: When people keep kicking you off, at what stage do you stop humping their leg?
No, you didn't imagine it. The Shankill closed for a mass tribute to a UVF man who murdered an innocent Catholic half a mile away. And, yes, you're right, those who lost it over the Wolfe Tones were fine with it.
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Squinter: For my entire life and before I was born '*Excludes NI' has been jumping out of newspapers and the airwaves and never a word was said. Now every single exclusion is tearfully held up as part of the wicked plot against loyal Ulster. It's grimly entertaining.
Squinter: I am touched and encouraged in equal measure by the wave of loyal Ulster enthusiasm for minorities and affection for diversity. Just the one question: Did something happen today?
Squinter: UUP leader
@BeattieDoug
says there's no future in a religious headcount in a place quite literally founded on a religious headcount. Is this progress, Doug? I think it might be, but I'm not sure. My head hurts.
Squinter: It tells you something when both the BBC and UTV pour immense resources into the Twelfth (No Taigs, please) and skip lightly over the jaw-dropping, all-inclusive, world-class carnival that is Halloween in Derry. But change has started and there'll be more. Bet on it...
@MarkCarruthers7
Squinter: Simply excruciating. Not only had the supply issue nothing to do with the Protocol, we learn Trusts here source most medical equipment from the EU and thus benefit from access to the Single Market.
@J_Donaldson_MP
couldn't have picked a worse ditch to die on.
@RupertMyers
@var_dee
Your Majesty,
A small tip from a loyal subject in the part of town they won't let you anywhere near: Always carry a wee bookie's pen (pictured), either behind your ear (plenty of room, sir) or in your pocket beside your hip flask. It's a lifesaver.
Yours etc.,
Squinter.
Squinter: Rumpole of the Failey is obsessed with
@cjhumanrights
because he's the kind of high-achieving legal academic the Wee Man is in his dreams. Like an obedient little dog,
@J_Donaldson_MP
is now on his case too. What a clown show.
Squinter: The chronic uselessness of Kuenssberg, Robinson, Peston, Mason et al has been stunningly underscored by the mauling of Truss this morning by local radio presenters. Westminster journalism is facilitation masquerading as reporting. Hopefully eyes will remain open.
@StephenFarryMP
Squinter: Stephen, your party voted to fund Armed Forces Day, where small children are taught to fire heavy weaponry. Are you similarly concerned about the danger of that type of conduct becoming normalised too?
Squinter: 30-odd years in the business. I have never seen unionism so clueless. If the Protocol is dumped I will shave my head and walk naked through the town. It will be tweaked. That's all. Anglo-Irish Agreement, Drumcree, GFA, flag protest. Protocol. Serial buffoonery.
A tip from Squinter: If you decide to suspend your mourning to trawl social media for traitors, you're gonna find them. But you're not gonna find a whole lot of respect...
Read more in next week's paper.
Squinter: This is in my wallet and every time I hear the DUP wang on about the horrible Protocol I take it out, look at it and have a giggle. Because when you look at the utter chaos Jeff and co have gifted us over something they helped create, if you didn't giggle you'd scream.
SHOWBIZ EXCLUSIVE: National treasure Charlie Lawson has made a sensational return to the stage. He stars in a new five-act play at the Lyric, 'A Night in September', which follows a Fermanagh Protestant's journey towards self-knowledge and freedom.
Squinter: Roll up, roll up...
@ArleneFosterUK
now backing Boris Johnson 30 seconds after backing Liz Truss. The doors came off her clown car 18 months ago. Then the wings, wheels, bonnet and boot. Now she's sitting on the chassis parping the rubber horn, dickybow spinning sadly.
Squinter: "One could be forgiven for thinking the funeral was about the DUP and not the death of loyal Ulster's most hilariously bonkers hard-right wingnut."
Co Down Baby products company
@Shnuggle
repurposed its plant with help of
@_Argento
founder Pete Boyle. It produced 4,000 PPE 'Hero Shields' last week, 140,000 target this week. "Make it, don't source it," is their solution to PPE shortage affecting care homes & domiciliary staff
Squinter: Busy few days for the lads. They've another meeting with the DUP tomorrow. Usual stuff: Protocol, attacks on British culture, border poll counter-strategy, evicting families...
BREAKING: Sinn Féin has officially nominated Colin councillor Danny Baker to become the next Mayor of Belfast. Full story in this week's paper
@danzer_82
Squinter: Alliance's Ireland's Future refusal indicates that they're going to struggle even more badly than we thought when they're required to come clean on the union.
Squinter: The anger and confusion of my unionist neighbours at the Ireland's Future event is understandable and therefore it's possible to understand and accommodate it. The raw, aimless bitterness of self-styled centrist union neutrals is an entirely more problematic matter.
Squinter: Interesting to see what Sinn Féin and the DUP do with their seats when they leave the chamber.
Look, leave me alone... I didn't say it was political science, I just think it's mildly instructive in terms of mindset and basic consideration.
Squinter: Dear unionists: Every door is closing. Protocol going nowhere. A UK row-back on its disastrous EU policy has already begun and now accelerates. DUP hopelessly exposed, hijacked by bucketmouths with a history of failure. Choice:
1. Open your eyes.
2. Keep them closed.
Squinter: Our first granddaughter, Cecília 'CeCe', at 12 weeks. Entranced. My most fervent hope is that books will enrich her life as much as they have mine. The early signs are good, the light of learning seems to be hitting the spot.
Squinter: Young women singing about the departed IRA: bad. Leading unionist party taking political advice from active UVF/UDA killer narco-gangs: fine.
It's almost surreal. In hitting out at the Irish women footballers, the DUP has the moral authority of a feg butt in a urinal.
Bengal Spice is a fab restaurant, established by two entrepreneurs from the Bangladeshi community, which has been serving the people of West Belfast since 2018. The restaurant is now closed but a delivery service is in operation and Rajul is waiting your order on 90603916. 🍤🥘
Squinter: Unionists insisting a Catholic majority is not a reliable indicator of how people would vote in a border poll. That's correct, of course. But would they be saying that had there been an increased Protestant majority? Yeah, right.
Squinter: Up to now the attacks on
@cjhumanrights
must have been exhausting and dispiriting for him. Now, in the post-LCC threat environment and with raw online bile escalating over the weekend, his security must be considered by the PSNI and
@QUBelfast
Let the music keep your spirits high: ‘If Your’re Irish, Come Into The Parlour’. Seranading us through the Coronavirus crisis are Bridie & Billy Brown from Mountainview in North Belfast.
#CoronaIreland
Squinter: The desperate and grubby attempts by some unionists to avoid criticising the UVF/UDA threat by reference to Leo Varadkar are not only reprehensible, they are built on a damnable and dangerous lie.
50 years ago, British Army imposed a curfew on the Falls, by time it was lifted, four civilians had been killed by 'the forces of law and order' and things were never to be the same again. Now the community plans to mark that historic event.
@FramccannMLA
Prominent Gael, manager at Casement Park Social Club, stalwart of
@Naomh_Una_clg
(started out with
@naomhtreasaclg
), Paddy McIlvenny has passed away. From a highly-respected Andersonstown family & made big contribution to people of West Belfast. Ar dheis láimh Dé go raibh sé😢
Squinter: I've prepared a DUP statement on the post-census nation of minorities. You're welcome, guys. Read it all – and more – in this week's paper.
*References all legit, btw, if anyone's interested.
Statues of Mary Ann McCracken and Winifred Carney unveiled at Belfast City Hall. A number of official events have been organised by
@belfastcc
later today to mark the installation.
Squinter: Sorrypardonwhat? At a time when calm is required of political leaders
@BeattieDoug
has yelled 'Fix bayonets!' Holy camoley. Where did this come from?
@SorchaEastwood
Squinter: Three words, Sorcha.
Armed.
Forces.
Day.
Alliance voted to fund it. Maybe worth checking out what goes on there and reflecting on that before saddling up that high horse.
Music world, blues fans and West Belfast community united in mourning as Baraka legendary lead guitarist Rab McCullough passes away. Suaimhneas síoraí go raibh aige.
@charlie_lawson1
@RBlackPA
No idea what that means but we thank you Charlie Lawson for enjoying our content and joining our online community so we do. Your decision to give up acting in favour of Twitter has enriched everyone across loyal Ulster, particularly tonight. Go raibh míle maith agat agus sláinte.
Great leadership from
@cooperspharmacy
on Atown Road: new markings on pavement outside shop to enable social distancing queueing. Virtual hugs to fearless pharmacy workers right across Belfast putting themselves in the frontline to help public battle
#Covid19
BREAKING - Ballymurphy Inquest: Coroner finds 10 victims were innocent. Families vindicated by finding that their killings by British Army were "without justification". Applause greeted verdict.
Squinter: A knockabout 20 minutes on 'SAS rogue hero' Blair Mayne on
#Talkback
is a product of unionist assumptions which anchor so much local BBC programming. I can assure the team that none of your many listeners who are victims of the SAS/British Army were laughing along.
Squinter: You'd need to have a heart as small and shrivelled as a prune not to feel sorry on a human level for Liz Truss and...
Stuff that. Don't let the door hit yer arse on the way out, you cruel, duplicitous, principle-free plank.
Squinter: At the Central Library archive I found these death notices in the News Letter/Belfast Telegraph classifieds of July '75 for the men who were part of the UVF/UDR gang that carried out the Miami Showband atrocity. There were scores of UVF/UDA notices. Cash only back then.
Deepest sympathy to family & friends of Fiachra Mag Uidhir who passed away yesterday. Fiachra was a sunny & diligent worker in our press hall and will be sadly missed by all at Belfast Media. Our thoughts are with his dad (our former editor) Seán, mum Anne & stepfather Gerry. 💔