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4 months

LSU fans ritualistically eat alligators every year. An Alabama fan poisoned Auburn’s trees. Georgia fans bark at children. Tennessee fans throw golf balls onto the field. Arkansas fans used the Freedom of Information Act on their own coach. Are we sure Texas is ready for this?

Tyler Feldman

@TylerFeldmanTV

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Here's what #Texas head coach Rodney said happened in the handshake line with #UCF : "About 6 or 7 guys putting the horns down. We don't do that because when you do those kinds of things, it looks very classless." #HookEm | @KVUE

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“Never done drugs before, so I’m starting out with something called “PCP.” Any pointers?”

Sam Harrop

@sam_golf

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Today I’m going to my first tailgate. As a Brit who’s never watched a single game of American Football, it’s going to be a fish out of water situation. Wearing this in an attempt to blend in.

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seppuku is a brutal penalty but Greg Norman does not tolerate failure

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2 years

After I’ve bogeyed three of the first four:

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2 years

Me, reading the menu at the Cook Out at 12:30am

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1 year

Bloody Mary mix companies looking at Team USA playing a 9:00 game on Saturday morning

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6 months

man who just bought a driving iron:

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pulling out a sleeve of current era Pro-V1x’s at a charity scramble in 2040 like they’re quaaludes from the early 90s “Here, everybody take one and let’s have some fun out there today”

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He looks like a pack of cigarettes

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Meredith Scheffler has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and greet Scotty on the 18th green with a newborn

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2 years

If Phil Mickelson and even Kevin Na can have their own logos, I think it only fair that Zach Johnson gets one, too.

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4 years

Takeaways from this week: 1. Morikawa, officially a killer. 2. Brooks, finally got caught writing checks his ass couldn’t cash. 3. Bryson: it’s real, and it’s spectacular. 4. DJ might never care. 5. Cat is fine, Spieth is less than fine, JT and Rory are fine. 6. Give Phil a mic.

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10 months

when your wife catches you watching Open Championship leader Brian Harman at 4:35am:

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1 year

Mirrored, polarized Bagwell shades. Short-sleeved mock turtle. A heavy John Waters mustache. Absolute sociopathic shit. LFG.

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8 months

Luke Donald putting Rahm and Hatton together in the same pairing

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11 months

“And when you pet the Crown Prince’s pet cheetah, keep in mind that she’s very skittish. You want to make sure you support her chest by placing your hand underneath, like so, before giving gentle pets and scratches to her back. She likes those.”

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Early Sunday prediction:

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claire rogers

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1 year

Some photos are worth a zillion words

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1 month

Greller: “I don’t think you can hit one of those drones.” Spieth:

The Spectator Index

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1 month

BREAKING: Jordan says it is ready to shoot down any drones that violate its airspace

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3 years

All I’m saying is, Tiger stayed with Nike even after they came out with THIS fucking thing.

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1 month

when you have eleven beers at the company Christmas party and wake up fully dressed on your couch the following morning

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1 month

choose your fighter

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2 years

Charley Hoffman is EXACTLY the type of golfer that the top guys like Rahm, Cantlay, Rory, etc. have complained about. Thrives in easy setups? ✅ Maintains status without sniffing greatness? ✅ Pampered, entitled, middling player? ✅ Living his life one T32 at a time? ✅

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3 years

Patrick Reed, when he sees that they’re doing post-round video review of practice swings in Augusta’s bunkers:

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@sreekyshooter @BunkiePerkins Hips 🤝 Ball Don’t Lie

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Mark Stoops winning a power struggle with the Kentucky basketball coach is going to be taught at West Point

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2 years

They dressed Tony like he was on the Cleveland Browns during breast cancer awareness month

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3 years

This is Ed Orgeron

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3 years

When your Saturday night is going to consist of the Arkansas Razorbacks and Oral

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THE CANON IS COMPLETE

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11 months

Working theory that Hovland is wearing the exact same shirt as yesterday, only it’s a reversible and he’s turned it inside out:

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2 months

one Water of Life in and we’re loving what we’re seeing

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3 months

if you flip it by 90 degrees, Tiger’s new logo looks like a bunch of vertebrate that have been surgically fused together

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1 month

I might spend the rest of the day contemplating Jordan Spieth’s gnarled, Apes Together Strong hands

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4 years

The salary of a U.S. Senator is $174,000 per year. This is Joe Biden’s house.... seems legit.

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maybe Bryson can 3-D print a green jacket

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9 months

Nantz: “What do you think Glover’s routine is going to be as he warms up for this playoff?” Lucas Glover:

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Jordan Spieth, the Masters champion?

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2 years

downloading the final app of the year

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looks like Scottie Scheffler’s going to see two crownings this week

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1 year

When you make a hole-in-one and ask Rory McIlroy “did that go in?” you immediately ascend into Heaven and begin preparing God’s armies

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11 months

submarine hitting butter fades through the Mariana Trench

FOST

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11 months

What controller y’all using for your submarine? Imma use this.

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4 years

Bruce Arians is the final evolution for Bryson Dechambeau

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6 months

your youth pastor who calls himself “the Sword” at the paintball center

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2 years

Easter 2021: Jordan Spieth wins the Valero Texas Open. Easter 2022: Jordan Spieth comes back to win the RBC Heritage. Easter 2023:

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1 year

early look at Viktor Hovland’s scripting for tomorrow:

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1 year

Egg Bowl day

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3 years

Can you get kicked out of a tournament if you call Harris English “Hudson Swafford” but it’s an accident?

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3 years

Wow. #fatherhood

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You could not have explained this image to 2019-era me with a 4,500-word essay

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3 years

If Stewart Cink hangs on to win at Harbour Town, he gets to be the Lighthouse for the next calendar year.

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4 years

Not a great day to have a wacky golf-related handle, I see

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.

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Nice Kicks

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Michael Jordan will be a playable character in the new @PGATOUR2K 2K23 game ⛳️

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“Honestly, I feel like I am being cancelled for my decision to take the tens of millions of dollars from LIV & destabilize professional golf on the world’s stage. I don’t know why I can’t just be allowed to keep the money but also not have to suffer consequences for my actions.”

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4 years

Koepka’s shirt looks like a dress sock

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4 years

Jordan Spieth might need to just chill out and smoke some weed more than any other person has ever needed to just chill out and smoke some weed.

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2 years

Somewhere, out there, on a municipal course, there’s a guy in jean shorts who’s combined Jordan Spieth’s practice swing with Scottie Scheffler’s footwork and believes that it’s going to allow him to break 90.

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one week.

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2 years

Spirit Halloween had a few dozen of these in stock, wild

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4 years

Imagine telling your wife that you’ve decided to put on 45 pounds over the next six months “to get better at golf”

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Tiger looking at the vacant 2025 captaincy at Bethpage

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Tiger: *hits approach on 2* Announcer: “that is ideal” Patron: [hit by golf ball]

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geaux

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11 months

this would be a deeply funny result if I didn’t like the sport it was happening to

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4 years

Patrick Reed as an unaccompanied single this morning:

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the Playoff Committee to Florida State

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1 year

This pattern is best described as “the forest walk art installation between Concourses A and B in Hartsfield-Jackson”

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2 years

Patrick Reed, finally seeking out justice against those who have soiled his reputation:

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┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ What if Bryson still sucks in ┻┳| •.•) majors this fall and people ┳┻|⊂ﾉ call him “Thickie Fowler”? ┻┳|

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2021 Wish List: -Tiger remains healthy -Kiradech’s 1st PGA Tour win -Sungjae’s 1st Major -Monthly Bryson rules kerfuffles -Wolffikawa Ryder Cup pairing -Spieth looks happy playing golf again -Rory wins the Masters -No concerts at the Players -Coffee Golf returns with a vengeance

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3 years

Huh. Did you guys know that Wikipedia lists the edit history for each article, as well as the name of the user that made the edits and their supposed justification?

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2 years

I guess I’ll have to become a full-time fan of a different sport, one that isn’t scandal-plagued, flooded with realignment talk, increasingly all about the money, or morally-compromised. Something wholesome, like college football.

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How I imagine Phil’s Saudi Golf League sales pitch to Bryson went:

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Not saying that Big 12 schools didn’t hate each other, but the conference literally made it a personal foul to make fun of their little hand signal. Imagine if the Pole Assassin scandal broke next year instead of 2021. Even, like, Vandy would release lab monkeys onto the field.

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2 years

Update at the turn:

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2 years

This is how every single CIA agent dresses when they want to blend in during their meeting with James Bond in the third act of the movie:

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this guy just sold me merchandise for a private golf course that hasn’t been built yet

Joey fatts

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Zach Wilson after spending 2 weeks in Denver 😂

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2 years

Thinking about Andy Ogletree getting paid $120,000.00 for three days of what appears to be a performance art piece titled “Breaking 80,” and y’all we are so doomed.

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Watching golf in tough conditions:

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The Tortured Poets Department

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Bryson on Instagram: “The comment I made in my post round interview today was very unprofessional. My frustration and emotions over the way I drove the ball today boiled over. I sucked today, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run.”

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@NoLayingUp @chambleebrandel

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1 year

when it’s time to complain about the coverage on the recap pod:

James Colgan

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Some fun golf TV news: NBC has hired @NoLayingUp ’s Chris Solomon to handle U.S. Open streaming coverage on Peacock, sources tell me. From fanalyst to … analyst?

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I still maintain that Cameron Young looks like Apple came out with a streamlined, more cost-effective version of DJ that has a bit less storage but is ultimately plenty of power for casual users

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John Daly holding onto T1 for 71 more holes:

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Rex Hoggard

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Rory Sabbatini has been disqualified from the RSM Classic for violating Rule 4.1, having a non-conforming external attachment to the face of his club. According to Tour official there was a sticker attached to his club face that is not allowed under the Rules of Golf.

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