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@702ValetParker
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@Case_Chaser @thejournalista She reminded me of that woman who called the police on that gentleman that was birdwatching, I believe he asked her to leash her dog.
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Just saw this trash on EscortClientsOnly Reddit. Ladies stay away… Judging from his post history and screen name I’d say it’s a safe bet to assume he’s a trucker from Texas.
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@lohanisgod Love that she’s wearing sex trash. I still have several of their pieces.
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1 year
“Do you offer 30 min GFE appts, if so what’s the price?” Me: It’s the same as my hourly price. “I don’t understand?” Me: It’s easy, it’s the same rate, you just leave after 30 minutes. Bless your heart. 🙃
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@changemyreality @islandthembo Because it’s not like the person has something in their mouth to allow them to breathe..
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1 year
Wtf my gf just told me a client wanted to see her and gave her two references and one of them got back to her with a “He’s mine!” Sorry but no one owns any client and it doesn’t appear he’s yours if he’s wanting to see other providers.
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8 months
@ecto_fun Roger Garth….
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1 year
If any providers are interested in a new screening community that will be free to join and add information to please DM me. Let’s also keep this screening community completely off social media mentions please!
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Valet Parker
7 months
@genzalternative The aide didn’t take his switch 🙄
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2 years
“Live, laugh, love” Although I must confess my favorite is lick, suck, and fuck. If I say those words in this font does it make it classier? 𝐿𝒾𝒸𝓀, 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝓀, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀…
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1 year
Get it?
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1 year
Should I do more shoots like this again? Personally I love doing shots that are elusive and leaving a lot to the imagination.
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7 months
Wanna get frisky? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
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The next time a client tells me to get crazy with the dirty talk I’m just going to yell, “Color me white with your cum crayon!” And see how that goes.
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Valet Parker
11 months
Speaking of fetishes. Remember folks: The reason so many men have a foot fetish is because they lost their virginity to a sock….
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8 months
@MissGinaDarling Not in the slightest
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1 year
@SativeSlut @changemyreality @islandthembo Maybe they should stop trying to do all the idiotic tik tok challenges. And it’s not a claustrophobic fetish…it’s called total enclosure fetishism and there are several forms of it.
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1 year
🎶The clients who are upset by all the providers screening requirements are precisely the reason we have to have them🎶
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1 year
Because I am a philistine I fell asleep with a full face of makeup last night. I’m not sure how it managed to stay pretty much untouched.
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Valet Parker
7 months
Hope everyone has an amazing Thanksgiving tomorrow and those of y’all that are seeing clients get properly stuffed if you know what I mean…
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3 months
It’s the worst when everything about a photo is great but then have your eyes half closed…thank you blur tool.
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1 year
FYI I’m on a bunch of parenting groups on Facebook since I work as a teacher and a bunch of civvy women know about Mr.Number now . There was a topic posted where one woman was telling all the others if they thought their husbands were seeing escorts to put his number in
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1 year
What is up with people asking to video call me to verify me? Sorry but not sorry that I won’t be doing that. I have several reviews as well as a verified profiled on Tryst, and P411 and let’s not forget the regular candids I post on here somewhat frequently.
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6 months
Work is boring. Send me your best memes please!
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1 year
It’s true 🥰🥰
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10 months
Should I have left my hair this color?It is actually my natural color btw. A wise man once said “Redheads are said to be children of the moon, thwarted by the sun and addicted to sex and sugar.” 🌙💫✨ PS. I tried “natural” makeup and hated it. Didn’t feel like myself at all.
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2 years
😂😂😂
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7 months
You should slip into something more comfortable. Like me.
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1 year
@AmberAdamsVIP His own fault for not keeping track of the time. I’ve had dates where they want to talk and then if I initiate because I see we only have x amount of time left, they’ll say I like to take it slow….so I let them initiate now.
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7 months
Please be gentle with me, I used to be a baby.
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Valet Parker
9 months
Once upon a time I was always looking like I stepped out of the 1930’s-1940’s era. Wondering if I should incorporate this look back into my wardrobe since I just discovered 3 crates of all my old clothes. First image is the raw one and second is obviously AI.
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1 year
All the dudes, they be drooling like rabies Top down, pushing to in the Mercedes Ass out, like they do it in the 80's
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Valet Parker
11 months
Omg!!! What a sweet present!! I have the best clients!!! He bought me a house y’all! #BlessedAndGrateful
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6 months
If you’re not starting the new year off with a duo with myself and one of these gorgeous women @HollyDavisVIP @delaney_delish1 @HeatherofVegas @thesecretsophia Can you really say you started the new years off on a great note? I think not.
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1 year
It’s true
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6 months
Guess who’s a duel citizen…
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@MissGinaDarling Guess we can safely say this manly man is about 2 inches fully erect. He probably drives a jacked up truck and refuses to eat salads as well.
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1 year
There’s a thread on Reddit going around about how clients have gotten on to some screening sites. DM if you’d like the link. If I don’t respond I will when I get the change to check my DM’s.
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1 year
Oh hi
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5 months
I can no longer sit on my hair.
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Valet Parker
6 months
Just playing a round of golf for the first time in heels and a leather corset.
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1 year
Also boobs. That is all.
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8 months
Throwback to the time a friend and I got bored and decided an impromptu photoshoot needed to happened at a laundromat.
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I’d wanted to start a thread of providers that are based in Las Vegas to make it easier for clients coming into town. Feel free to add yourself if you’re based here. @HollyDavisVIP @HeatherofVegas @delaney_delish1 @BadBunnyLV @AstralSeduction @BriLV @Exclusive_Muse @january_class
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1 month
Hater’s will say it’s filtered. Thanks for the fun filled night 😘
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1 year
My logo is finally done!! Now I can submit everything for my website! Best #MAR10 day ever. Came out better than I thought it would. I knew they were an amazing artist but I’m still in shock at how much I love it.
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1 year
All I want is to give someone such good head that they break their big toe from curling it so hard. I just want to be that girl.
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Valet Parker
1 year
Yeah no, left is me at 23 right is me at 37
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Yes you’re less attractive at 35 than at 25 as a woman. This used to be common sense 50 years ago.
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1 year
Okay…what providers in Vegas are truly bi when it comes to duo requests?? I know of three ladies that I’ve worked with personally but always love to know and work with more women that are bi. It’s such a let down when I find out my duos partner isn’t really bi.
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1 year
Inner voice….Put the lamp down Valet…you don’t need the Mario Brothers lamp…walk away slowly and have some self control…..
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It’s me
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1 year
They say money can’t buy you happiness which is true. But….it can buy you new clothes to be sad in. So fashion but make it sad like my resting bitch face.
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And I don’t care who says I shouldn’t post this. I’m not spending the next 3 days of my life dming people one by one. That app was hardly a secret amongst adult workers and clients which is why I’m posting publicly.
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Mr.Number and leave bad reports so working girls wouldn’t see them. Clients if you see bad reports don’t blame providers because it may in fact be your wife and providers, sadly this makes it harder to trust information on there. Over 700 comments and 300 shares on the post.
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1 year
From the bottom of my heart ❤️🌈
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1 year
I’m going to need y’all to stop with the emails telling me you’re requesting that I wear glasses because you love the nerdy look. Believe it or not I actually wear glasses everyday so I can see. It’s not a cosplay.
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Valet Parker
2 months
Let me make your pants file for an extension….prebooking for May 😘
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8 months
Thought my night was going to be nice and quiet with an early bedtime…guess not.
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1 year
A preview? I hope he liked his dirty photos….
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Valet Parker
1 year
Girl stfu all this hate on older women when you look like a ginger Tiny Tim is insane.
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One mating strategy older women use is to go for a younger guy who doesn’t have a ton of experience and lock him down before he realised that he married a depreciating asset.
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1 year
Screaming, I just asked my AI app to write a rap song about being a prostitute and a minute later this is what I got.
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1 year
Random girl at the bar heard me talking about a client that booked me for a dom session with my friend. Said I looked too cute and nerdy to be that dominant or rough, asked me to give her my best two birthday slaps to own her booty….wish granted
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2 months
I’m not saying I’m attractive. But when I take my clothes off in the bathroom….. I turn the shower on 🚿💦
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Best part of this FMTY? MANATEES!!!!!! Guess who ran out of the building to try and get on a paddle board to watch them 🙋🏻‍♀️
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Valet Parker
5 months
Just like Cinderella I made it home before midnight. Night y’all.
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7 months
How old do I look without makeup? I was carded buying a game for my PS4….
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1 year
@queenbanksxoxo I had one of those, except it was for a wedding….I caught the bouquet, it was so awkward.
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2 months
Do I need this dress??
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9 months
Roses are red Violets are blue I use my hand When I think of you Happy first day of October y’all!
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1 month
Love early nights in! Thanks for the amazing day date starting with brunch, the farmers market, fun at the Pinball Hall of Fame, and ending with a fun roleplay. My favorite!
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1 year
@pprofessionalgf Guys like this are the ones that are never satisfied and always complain and push boundaries.
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1 year
Retweet❤️this❤️status���️if❤️you❤️feel❤️personally❤️victimized❤️by❤️clients❤️trying❤️to❤️insist❤️gfe❤️means❤️bbfs❤️ Honestly❤️I❤️feel❤️like❤️they❤️need❤️to❤️be❤️smacked❤️in❤️the❤️face❤️with❤️a❤️shovel❤️ ✌🏻and 💕 y’all
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