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@52wCapital

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certified skillful bitch / family office renegade / revived buyside us equity / playing jenga at the poker table

Joined January 2022

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

9 months

This photo of me with my late dad deserves to be an album cover. I am doing what I do today because of my dad. He was always proud of me even at my worst — whenever I feel any burnout I remind myself that dad always supported me and my dumbass takes. Thank you, papa ❤️

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 years

no one: sell-side analysts downgrading a -70% ytd stock from Buy to Neutral:

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

met my old-time classmate from uni who is in consulting now and who has spent an hour trying to highlight how much he looks down on what i do for living and how he is much more important why are you like that man, tell me, i really want to love you

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

guys come into asset management / IB thinking it’s gonna be like billions or margin call but they end up acting like mr bean for 11 years

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

7 months

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

11 months

equity research / portfolio management

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

9 months

few admit this but your team's horniest analysts yield the highest return

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

9 months

I would like to start a petition to replace the opening bell with Avicii’s Levels

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 month

My colleagues: I was a competitive swimmer in high school My friends: I participated in all math competitions available Me: I would look for footage of religious cults and overlay Joy Division tracks over those Them: what Me:

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

3 months

after roughly 2y of real lax work I finally feel alive (first meltdown!)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

me in a few hours

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

4 months

I know I have been away for quite some time but here is a quick recap of my life in the past few weeks (please excuse me)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

bye bye

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

3 months

prepare to have your APIS RIPPED because we R SO BACK

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

4 months

I left!

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 years

I am a victim of aggressive cyber bullying

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

9 months

has been a long day pushing bioprocessing stonks

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

3 months

I was fired 2x in my life — from the jobs I hated. Never really left a real job I love or used to love until now. And it feels absolutely surreal to see people bidding for you to stay even though you have been feeling invisible all along. Feels like you did accomplish something.

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

obsessed with the whimsical tie culture at legacy luxury houses (Hermès in particular)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

3 months

My daughter has more grind in her than 80% of market participants FYI

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

IFs so nested they are laying eggs

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

4 months

I QUIT

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

11 months

when he quotes an All-In podcast during the IC

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 years

@Larryjamieson_ you had me here

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

9 months

if you check out my LinkedIn I assume you are in love w me

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@52wCapital

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

3 months

1w down!

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

Everyone did an In n out so I did an in n out

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

4 months

The worst part ab outgrowing your job is the lack of feedback you get as people praise you based on mere inertia I’m here on the call presenting you my life’s work and you have nothing critical to say? Can you at least rail me over the formatting or something? Let me GROW

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

Smart guys like to pretend to be dumb and dumb guys will work their asses off to look smart It’s really that easy

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

gn (after 2am pasta supremacy)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

@OHWallStreet please collect your belongings, security will accompany you to the exit

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 years

that’s how our ICs are going

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

my office view is overlooking this apt bld where >10 floors are stacked with these empty eerie apartments the fog accentuating their lifelessness is haunting really

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

men who wear corduroy pants to investment committees are natural born killers

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

someone’s grades are cum laude and someone simply cums louder

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

the sluttiest thing a man can have is a big brain magnified by self-esteem issues

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

this Diana Spencer doll rejected me at a Lazard interview 6 years ago

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

gm

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

9 months

over the course of my tenure as a buyside analyst I never had to do a slide deck and now that I have finished the v.23 of my first ever deck i get all the memes fellas I am sorry it fucking sucks

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

To support META we are going to be reposting stories here (somehow value accretive)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 month

It’s my mom’s birthday everyone ♥️

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

you ever been to a wedding and think “this should have been an e-mail”

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

5 months

she hang on my seng till I destroy shareholder value

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

Am I too old to dream santa brings me a mechanical keyboard and a new buyside offer this year

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

3 months

I became a tech analyst because I saw a job posting that said they were looking for a tech analyst and I thought I’d be analyzing techno on SoundCloud

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

11 days

In anticipation of turning 30 in October I get as much Cyprus sun as I can and wear as little makeup as I’m socially allowed to Next week is gonna be properly fucked to here is a pouty selfie before I turn into a mea culpa robot

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

7 months

I feel so lost in terms of my career progression but I am not gonna lie - being interviewed as an experienced professional is multiple times more joyful than it is scoring your first job in the industry I owe so much in my life to people being kind and luck than I dare to admit

@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

7 months

here is a question

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

big stronk (second jog in years)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

It's my bday today I have seen so much kindness over the course of my 29 years. I have a great family & have had amazing mentors at work. I made many mistakes and surely will but to quote smb v close to me: "those who do not make mistakes do not move forward".

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

6? lol rookie numbers

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Colin McCarthy

1 year

New York City now has the worst air quality of any city on Earth. If exposed to the current air quality in NYC for 24 hours, it would be equivalent to smoking about 6 cigarettes.

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

7 months

my 5 year plan is to get a koi fish and call it alex karp

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

7 months

Went to a contrarian rehab and the first assignment is to build up 20% pos in $MSFT pls kill me

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

10 months

european buyside analysts at 23:05 dialing into a thursday night earnings call after a 16% drawdown

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

you instantly become a much better decision-maker / analyst / thoughts-thinker by merely asking yourself on a fairly regular basis: what’s the worst outcome? and then how actually impossible is the worst?

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

4 months

Girl breakfast is two ciggies in a row and blow of fucking blizzard snow in your face on the way to work

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

Sleep deprived high, presenting in a few hours I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m gon be real fuckin cool about it aight

@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

We are pulling an all-nighter today Any tips besides coffee (to which I’m terribly immune at this stage)?

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 month

am I doing this tinder thing right

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

13 days

having a serious intervention with myself tonight

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

5 months

Happy NY everyone - I love everyone here

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

GM

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

I am become Autodesk The destroyer of Shareholder Value

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

If you are having a bad day when every lil thing is going the wrong way just say: Fuck you, bad luck. I eat bad luck for fucking breakfast. You think I’m gonna get all sappy about a broken model and a dead battery? I’ll enjoy fucking up instead, you wicked slut.

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

7 months

I made it! (I have a crippling depression)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

SMID software analysts when they find the shittiest weirdest little solution pushing it as an aggressive market share taker

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

4 months

howdy

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

24 days

She head on my macro till I einhorn

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

software analysts explaining literally anything

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

@the_P_God cmon on now everyone had this moment incl our parents but not everyone had TT to crystallize this moment in history this gen is unfortunate to have this platform for self-expression but it’s not different from any other plus an IB job is XX times more exciting + pays more

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

reject self-harm embrace self-haram

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

9 months

@CorpFinScum

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

3 months

When you read my posts mind that this who you are dealing with

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

5 months

I’m in the micro cap trenches with my magnifying glass digging up value and what are YOU doing for alpha 🕵🏻🥸😤😤😤

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

Rememeber the first time you read a Matt Levine piece? How it made you marvel at how simple & cool he makes everything sound, how peculiar his choice of words is, how it made you laugh and puzzled you over the most seemingly mundane issues That's how I want to feel about a boy

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

4 months

my body is a MACHINE that turns erratically exported bbg data into pretty charts

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

7 months

I sidequested too far away from the sun and now I have 4 urgent deliverables due tomorrow and one funky lil scatter chart

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

hear me out there are too many public companies

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

5 months

fundamentals bro: I invest in good mgmt teams at bespoke prices speculative bro: I invest in businesses where I see a fundamental ST discrepancy of reality vs buyside estimates positioning bro:

@litcapital

litquidity

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Nobody: Gen Z business gurus:

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

what if the real alpha was the sellside friends we made along the way

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

5 months

honestly I’m so happy I have a mediocre understanding of wine because I actually get to enjoy it?

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

it's 2023 and I am still waiting for a man to mansplain LLMs to me

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 years

just asked our intern if he knows David Lynch and he replied with: “the only Lynch I know is Merrill”

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

VIX today

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

5 months

People will like you if you do the job well. People will dislike you if you do the job they could have done themselves much worse than they would have. But people will absolutely hate you if you do the job they could have done themselves better than they could ever have.

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

11 months

some of y’all will never understand the exquisite delicacy it is covering US earnings season from Europe

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

8 months

goodnight

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

tech CFOs getting a 4th “congrats on the nice quarter guys” after laying off 20% of poor expat engineers overnight and posting a sad top-line ‘23 guide

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 year

@privatebankass dude he has a favourite lemon

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

5 months

I have never felt so understood and embraced until Twitter

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

10 months

status: shadowbanned by Microsoft Excel (alt key is jammed)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

7 months

How would you dress if money was no consideration?

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@686Prism

686 Ebullient Prism

7 months

How would you dress if money was no consideration?

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

imagine being reached out by FT to give a comment on the incentives policy progression and all you have to say is "we can't dilly-dally"

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

22 days

Personal update: Deleted Tinder Bought Yeats Selected Poems

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

3 months

no feeling better than im actually buildin smth

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

permission

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

Acquiring taste for it

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

2 months

Why haven’t you guys told me that smoked goat meat is so gross (what do I do with it now I’m long 10 grand)

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

6 months

Mall Grab > Fred again full stop

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

4 months

How I expected my PM to hold me after we swing traded shitcos into earnings 😤😤😤

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@52wCapital

Victoria (calcul rapide)

1 month

I felt the realness when I told this guy: “yeah our jobs don’t define us but mine does”

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