I give money changer N100,000, e wan give me N40,000 mint 💀😂😂
E say he removes N12,000 on every N20,000 😂💀
I sha don collect my money back. I go transfer am to the bride. E ya weyrey gan ni Lagos yii ooo
$200k is N160m. Majority of Americans won’t even have that in their lifetime.
People earn that much annually & I know a couple of friends that do too but don’t cap that it is not a lot of money. Just don’t.
I remember during Covid when Oyin told me that her colleague at work (a guy) told her to bring comb the next day so he can help her loosen her hair.
I run wake her up by 2:30am the next day to help her loosen the hair with a smile on my face.
Wife wey I just married then.
Zidane turns 8 today and this jobless boy told his mum yesternight that he will be waking up late so that we can have time to decorate the room to surprise him.
In his words, “or are you not planning on doing anything for me? Just tell me Happy Birthday and that is it?”
Wizkid’s new album sounds better after every listen ngl… there is a way the songs are arranged that I can’t really put in words.
Guess time will tell as usual.
Day 3 of sharing Shege Lesson Being Learnt as
@CitiLounge
manager:
We were introduced to a new drinks plug last week as our old one wasn’t forthcoming.
We wanted around 20 bottles of a fairly expensive drink - Martell Blue Swift.
The new guy brought it at a N2,000 discount
Around 3wks of co-managing
@CitiLounge
and I’ve learnt more about business than the previous 22yrs I’ve been on this earth.
I don’t think you can learn these things in books 💀😁
On this GOAT debate.
Y’all believe Messi is your GOAT; we believe Cristiano is our GOAT…
So why are you trying so hard to make me proclaim your GOAT as mine?
With what Cristiano did at my club after years of UCL KO? You think I will believe anyone else was greater? Dey Play
We went dark for like a week without CCTV because I thought human can’t be that terrible and I can pull the funds to other parts. Sike!
The very day we installed the CCTV, we caught a kitchen staff putting raw meat under the bin and putting dirt on it. He will take it out as
Around 3wks of co-managing
@CitiLounge
and I’ve learnt more about business than the previous 22yrs I’ve been on this earth.
I don’t think you can learn these things in books 💀😁
@foreverdeb_
Imagine 💀😂
This man legit looked me straight in the eyes and told me for every 20k I transfer, he gives me 8k mint 💀💀💀
I thought it was a prank 😂
Hmnnn… so Day 6, we talk about the 3rd staff we sacked.
This one na someone I respect sha because even tho he was hungry and needed the job, he didn’t sellout🤣😂.
So there is a man that was recommended to us by a friend (lady) who is also in the food business. The man got
Around 3wks of co-managing
@CitiLounge
and I’ve learnt more about business than the previous 22yrs I’ve been on this earth.
I don’t think you can learn these things in books 💀😁
If Asake’s first album is actually being considered for Headies; he should be winning ALL the categories he is nominated in.
He is UNARGUABLY the artist of the year too. No one has been bigger in Nigeria since MMWTV.
Bro did N70k ticket for general in peak sapa & sold 2 days.
I actually need a big shift in mentality because why can’t I just convert like $1k and do small stuff for my birthday without thinking of what that money will do for some extended family members?
I don’t even need to spend my money but somehow can’t enjoy the day cos of guilt?
@Biodun_OG
@DanielRegha
E no make any sense. Entertainment is entertainment.
It is like saying we are wasting hours weekly to watch footballers who are millionaires or what positive impact does football have on the society?
On today’s episode of Lessons Being Learnt as
@CitiLounge
manager:
The owner of one of the biggest lounges in the area was at our place on Thursday. He came with a number of people to buy things like a regular customer - Josh, one of my partners recognized him.
He left and few
Around 3wks of co-managing
@CitiLounge
and I’ve learnt more about business than the previous 22yrs I’ve been on this earth.
I don’t think you can learn these things in books 💀😁
I have never been as confused at a concert as I was at Seyi Vibes’ this morning.
Like the crowd was singing some ‘unknown acts’ songs word for word religiously.
It was so adorable to see.
Afro-Trenches is here to stay to be honest and it is time music execs shine light on it.
Zidane turns 8 today and this jobless boy told his mum yesternight that he will be waking up late so that we can have time to decorate the room to surprise him.
In his words, “or are you not planning on doing anything for me? Just tell me Happy Birthday and that is it?”
Some Nigerians are happy that a Nigerian musician, Burna Boy didn’t win the Grammy Award in a category against musicians from other countries.
It is really hard to process.
@316simsim
He was a starter at The Manchester United in arguably the toughest league at 19 and also had to push Luis Figo to the right at the Euros but go off…
Only Messi & Mbappe were playing at a higher level at his age in that list.
I greet you boss.. yes, you! Help me tap that mandem wey dey behind you in orange coat. I greet you too.
Day 5 is for BS.. normal Baby Shege nau.
Staff Shege Episode: We have been lucky to employ some really great employees who are really open to learning. But, we have also
Around 3wks of co-managing
@CitiLounge
and I’ve learnt more about business than the previous 22yrs I’ve been on this earth.
I don’t think you can learn these things in books 💀😁
Saw this at just N4,000 at
@CitiLounge
and I had to dash to the kitchen to confirm if there was an error.
There isn’t. The Citi Spicy Wings + Fries combo is actually just N4,000.
I just reconnected with my Alfa and he showed me the mosque he has been building for years and now needs help improving the facility.
If you are in the mood to help, please donate and also Retweet 🙏🏾🤲🏾
3030918854
POLARIS BANK
AC NAME: LATEEF ADESHINA ADEJARE
Location: YAH
I go still type epistle when we finish cos stories dey 🤦🏾but for now, let me just tell my people that our spot in Surulere is 97% ready.
I can’t wait to invite y’all over for the opening.
Hmnnnn! Day 4 of sharing Shege Lesson Being Learnt as
@CitiLounge
manager:
So, we have been buying regular drinks from a certain distributor for like 2wks now. He is prompt and very friendly. He also help us sort the bottles and all when he come.
3days ago, one representative
Around 3wks of co-managing
@CitiLounge
and I’ve learnt more about business than the previous 22yrs I’ve been on this earth.
I don’t think you can learn these things in books 💀😁
I think everyone that uses Metamask should have this
@_joinfire
extension installed.
It shows you what is coming in and going out of your wallet before you press the confirm button.
You see if you will be drained or not.
Around 3wks of co-managing
@CitiLounge
and I’ve learnt more about business than the previous 22yrs I’ve been on this earth.
I don’t think you can learn these things in books 💀😁
I remember seeing people take their bottle of Azul home from the N5m table at Wizkid’s Vibe on the beach…
I found it weird because you just paid N5M for a concert table, why are you going home with a bottle?
Still don’t understand it.
98% ready.
My guys and I can’t wait to have everyone around at
@CitiLounge
when we finally open to the public.
Thank you for your support and encouragement so far.
Let’s play a game.
If you can quote with zero engagement by 8pm tomorrow, you will get this Citi Platter worth N25,000 from
@CitiLounge
for FREE.
NB: Your account must be public.
What is this Seyi Vibez hate on the TL lately?
If you don’t like him, don’t listen. Leave him for those of us that know that No Seyi No Vibez 😒
It is looking like y’all are using anti-Seyi Vibez tweets to farm engagements.
Today makes it 8 years I let this woman marry me. Lucky you.
I’m sure you count me thrice when you are counting your blessings.
Nothing do you. I dey for you for life.
Zidane turns 8 today and this jobless boy told his mum yesternight that he will be waking up late so that we can have time to decorate the room to surprise him.
In his words, “or are you not planning on doing anything for me? Just tell me Happy Birthday and that is it?”
Tchouameni has to be the luckiest footballer in the world.
Came to Realmadrid to be second option to Casemiro, then Casemiro left few weeks later.
Picked for World Cup to be a sub option to Pogba/Kante, then both got ruled out with injuries.
He took his chances in both cases.
Yesterday I was GM, Waiter, Bar Assistant, Runner, POS merchant, LASMA Official, Delivery guy, Game Master and Customer.
Una no tell me say na so hospitality business hard 🥹
📍
@CitiLounge
Carlo has played City thrice in UCL KO round in the last 3 seasons and he knocked out Pep twice…
NOBODY CAN DO THAT TODAY.
I think he actually deserves his flowers rather than this What Ifs & Buts we are doing.