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10 days

Need Cameron Brink to do this to me

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4 months

Girls w rizz scare me ngl why am I twirling my hair and I'm bald

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11 months

How do I explain this picture to my grandma

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1 year

@hesitween Every defensive stop in the nba is a minor miracle

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7 years

@jaredkylanders @dantorrance_ @suttle_doe @_DougAndrews Tamir Rice???? Philando Castile????

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3 months

Just made 30 green tea shots fuck this holiday

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3 months

We have $4 Guinness I hope people don't show up

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5 months

Some dude was ordering a beer and stopped and stared at my shirt and said he never heard of @johnsummit and asked what team he played for lmfaoooo

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7 years

"you probably have hoes" First of all, I don't even have friends.

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1 year

If you look like this, dm me

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4 months

Hey John, big fan. Shut the fuck up please.

John Summit

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4 months

@waterslide 🙏🙏🙏 make love not war

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1 year

@LolOverruled 1450 and 4.2 isn't even that great

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7 months

How do I tell my cat the clocks changed so now his food comes later

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4 years

Instagram is a disease

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4 years

Fuck the election, my sister gave birth to a little boy today. Uncle Zoom in the house🥺

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6 years

@mkielnhofer @brfootball @La_SER They also haven't lost a single league game 🤐

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6 years

Mac Miller album bout to be legendary

Rap-Up

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6 years

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are reportedly dating

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7 years

@jaredkylanders @iamdryx @NathanielLull @dantorrance_ @suttle_doe @_DougAndrews So you weren't there for any other situation, but still decided to comment on them

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4 years

This Nini's shit is the quickest downfall I've ever seen of anyone or anything

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3 years

I'm crying at people thinking this picture is in Brooklyn and not UD lmao

New York Basketball

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3 years

Obi Toppin?!? @obitoppin1

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@zoomthagreat

6 years

It's weird af seeing all these people post stuff about Lane lol

Lexy 📸📱🎧

@lexysavvides

6 years

This whole school feels like something out of a novel

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1 year

@nikkineups Tbf his name is definitely John

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19 days

@11kmrn Yes

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2 months

Disliking children is weird as fuck, genuinely can't think of a bigger red flag in a person.

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@toomanyspectra

2 months

i will die on this hill: it’s fine and normal to dislike children

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20 days

Arc afters at my place but it's just meeting my cat

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4 years

Chance really got on this app and proved to everyone he peaked in 2013

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6 years

On Chief Keef's Wikipedia page, "I Don't Like, a local hit, was described by a local club promoter as 'The perfect Chicago song cause mfs just hate everything'" I am crying 😭😭😭

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3 years

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!

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3 years

Keep ya fingers crossed for me 🤞🏽

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11 months

This was a classic and also apparently birthed Olivia rodrigo

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7 years

Country thunder is this weekend so prepare for hillbilly hell on Snapchat

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7 years

"damn near" is the Chicago equivalent of "literally"

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6 years

Mfs casually going to Europe, I'm casually walking my ass into work tomorrow.

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4 years

My mom bought a frame for my degree, but the frame was too small. Tell me why she said "should I just cut it" 😭😭😭😭 NO

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4 years

😞sad lane tech hours

Block Club Chicago

@BlockClubCHI

4 years

Regal is closing its movie theaters in Lincoln Park and Logan Square as it shutters theaters across the country.

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4 years

I usually share some depressing ass news on here about how I don't have a job (still don't) but I did get into a master's program so I thought that was pretty cool

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2 years

There should be the opposite of Valentine's day, where you post whoever you hate

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6 years

Day 86 with no pussy: This plant thick as fuck

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6 years

Watch out for Stingrays, we not bout to lose another one 😔

Brother Nature

@BrotherNature

6 years

Out here trying to recruit some dolphins and some sharks 🤙🏻

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1 year

@sunminkimes Dan Orlovsky?

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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4 years

Holy shit you people are stupid

e. jason wambsgans

@ejwamb

4 years

606 Trail, March 25, 2020, 6:25 p.m. #Chicago

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6 years

@frattylite76 @caymiendavis @BleacherReport @ChrisBHaynes @ramonashelburne What's wrong with Stevie wonder

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7 years

If this ain't the most Chicago shit I ever heard in my life

Spot News

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7 years

Caller says someone stole his Xanax while he was shooting dice. #ChicagoScanner

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@zoomthagreat

4 years

Do you ever think about how weird it is there's a replica leaning tower or Pisa in Niles right next to a Costco?

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6 years

Working with kids is the best birth control

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6 years

Working summer camps is so rewarding and fun, but holy shit I’m never having kids

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@zoomthagreat

9 years

When Davey said "You're grades are drowning cause they're below C level" http://t.co/4KGMsGZHUI

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6 years

Downtown is actually not that exciting

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6 years

Unpopular Opinion: Chicago edition.

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10 years

“ @_Miss_Aries_ : Bruhh  http://t.co/MhtvCBju0s” LMAO 😂

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7 years

When I say I'm crying 😭😭😭

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4 years

Lmao this debate is like if you got to do your class discussions hammered

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6 years

Never doubt a Chicago kid who wants a cig

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1 year

Did the circles for instagram stories get bigger or did I smoke too much

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1 year

Thinking about her today

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4 years

Well damn, as of 3 minutes ago. I'm a college grad

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1 year

@nnnellz I always try and keep my wfh separate from where I sleep. It sucks the life out of you after a while. Costco has a really great sit/stand desk though for like $250ish I think.

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7 years

I wore this to the drake concert 5 years ago today 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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6 years

You ever be toasted on the couch like ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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6 years

Rich U of I kids shaking

Chicago Tribune

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6 years

United Airlines is canceling direct flights between Chicago and the Champaign area this fall, citing low demand

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6 years

Mac one of those few talents that no matter what genre of music you listen to, you'd fucked with him. Everyone did.

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4 years

When I moved into Dayton freshman year

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7 years

How is my communications professor gonna have a lisp

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4 years

I'm gonna try and turn this into a data project for Chicago

Champion for Future Lawyers

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4 years

Is your city split like this? This is St.Louis.

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4 years

Unemployment isn't that bad I guess

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7 years

God damn this meme so woke

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7 months

My cat has discovered the camera I set up

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4 years

People forget

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6 years

We bumping Acid Rap today, too beautiful out to not

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4 years

I'm 22 and I can't get A FUCKING job

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7 months

Shout out that one person who posted the pot roast tiktok on here a couple weeks ago you're the reason for this

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6 months

My boy got the wrong order on doordash from portillos 💀💀💀this is egregious man

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4 years

No I am zoom

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1 month

I GOT THE APARTMENT I WANTED FHANDBSJSISIEGEBD

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1 year

Finally have a couch in the new apartment #selfietimer

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4 years

I owe my degree to natural light, Adderall, and lofi hip hop beats to chill/study to

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4 years

Think I'm gonna change my LinkedIn header to "recent grad, full time sad"

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6 years

Easy, breezy, beautiful, good boy

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6 years

@mkielnhofer @brfootball @La_SER How is not losing a league game debatable? Lmao

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6 years

This girl next to me asked me if I was fasting for Ramadan...while I was drinking a beer...and eating a sandwich ????????

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7 years

What in the fuck

Mr. Clean

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Pop, lock and clean. http://t.co/SkXyWEyRXQ

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2 years

@nikkiii_x0 Is this new copy pasta

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3 years

Just got a rejection from a job I applied to on July 9th lmao

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2 years

Extremely humbled by a girl who super liked me, matched with me, and unmatched me before I even got a word in.

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7 years

Yo how the fuck do girls find people on Instagram so quick lol

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1 year

Finally one for me

meeti

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1 year

how do you serve cunt but in a bald way?

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7 years

Me when I talk to a girl for twenty minutes at a party

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1 year

All time jinx

Rob Friedman

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1 year

The Boog Jinx. 😂🔊

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3 years

You sit down on the plane, you get your headphones out, and you see this, wyd?

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5 years

I'm having a great summer

Premier League USA

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5 years

Big Fish (2019) 📷: @MoSalah

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3 months

This shit changed my life

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2 years

If you can reply to this I hate you

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4 years

Imagine your card gets declined at the barber and they start glueing yo hair back on

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6 years

I'd let Rihanna nut in me

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4 years

I didn't know the UV index was a thing until I lived with 5 girls

elaina

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4 years

Does the UV index control your day or are you normal

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4 years

Ok weirdo

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4 months

Open decks and a miller high life is my happy place

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7 years

She hates when I do this

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7 months

Frickin lasers

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@11kmrn Smoking

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4 years

Truth is y'all ain't getting shit

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4 years

Like for truth is

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