@zoenone0none
zoë ✨🌙
6 months
sometimes i feel like i have watched different movies than other people but it’s really just that i am able to find fat people hot when they’re being hot
@NatashaHodgson
Natasha Hodgson
6 months
also I cannot, try as I might, get over the cringing void where the chemistry between Kate Winslet and Jack Black is supposed to be, this man is hell, stop telling her what films to watch, stop scatting at the shops, ask her a question you pig!!!
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@zoenone0none
zoë ✨🌙
6 months
he’s telling her what films to watch because she’s looking for movies to watch and he’s passionate about his job which is doing film scores!! he’s not even pretentious about it!! he’s just knowledgeable about good film scores!! i can’t do this
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@jenn_ficarra
Jenn
6 months
@zoenone0none Genuinely can’t think of two people with MORE chemistry sometimes
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@whosaheretic
ellie
6 months
@zoenone0none They genuinely have the MOST chemistry of any duo in that era of that romcoms I can think of! It’s crazy how delightful it is to watch!
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@supergirl_sass
Sass 🤍
6 months
@zoenone0none “Ask her a question, you pig!” is a) very revealing re: why she doesn’t find one of the most chemistry-filled romcom relationships of the 21st century utterly charming but also b) a really weird criticism of that character specifically, who does spend a lot of the film listening
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@sianharries_
Sian Harries - @sianharries.bsky.social
6 months
@zoenone0none ‘Iris, if you were a melody’ 😭
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@megsoverit
meggyinabasket
6 months
@zoenone0none This one blew my mind. Jack Black is perfect in that movie! He is SO charismatic.
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@wildcattinwow
Jamila
6 months
@zoenone0none Wow she has the worst take ever! Cameron and Jude are literally instalove, snog, snog. It’s so boring. I want Frappuccino Blockbuster dates!!! They’re a lost art
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@DankAndDonuts
SSJW Gogeta (ssjwgogeta.bsky.social)
6 months
@zoenone0none if he was thin the chemistry would be apparent. Unfortunately, he's a fat mainsplainer lmao
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@Cleo_Gray
Cleo Gray 😷✨🍉
6 months
@zoenone0none that’s like one of the most charming scenes in a rom com ever what the actual fuck
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@canruthto
Roo: likes a handsome woman
6 months
@zoenone0none The scene in the video store is one of my fave scenes in a movie EVER. He's so charming and funny.
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@Niamh151
🐑 Niamh 🐑
6 months
@zoenone0none Ok the comments are telling me you guys have no idea what chemistry is. Jack Black is not being pretentious but lord do they not have an ounce of tension between them. But lucky for them, neither do Jude and Cameron. The movie, despite trying twice, lacks a compelling romance!
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@InkstainsD
Inkstains.and.dust
6 months
@zoenone0none Jack Black had so much charisma in this film like idk I’ve just given up on these bad Twitter takes
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@Katbirdvw
Katherine Vernon
6 months
@zoenone0none The man is a certifiable hottie and consistently makes her collapse in helpless laughter. THAT IS THE ALL WE WANT IN LIFE!!!
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@thismissallison
allison akmajian
6 months
@zoenone0none Jack Black is the best part of that movie, while Jude Law finds “foreplay is overrated” hot, it is no contest
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@MaOfDestruction
Mother of Destruction
6 months
@zoenone0none I like Iris-Miles. Especially after how the last guy treated her. But my favorite relationship in this movie was the Iris-Arthur relationship. I would have loved more of that. I would have watched a whole movie of the two of them being friends and supporting one another.
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@illyrianfields
illyrianfields
6 months
@zoenone0none Jack Black is so wildly charismatic, and you pair that with him playing a character who's a) sweet and b) a musician and c) into good movies, of course she's into him.
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@joiederouge
Joy Morrow Holden
6 months
@zoenone0none He’s soooo adorable in that movie.
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@amyisquitebusy
Chanandler Bong
6 months
@zoenone0none He's the only attractive person in the movie. Yeah, I said it.
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@itssarahdutcher
Sarah
6 months
@zoenone0none OP literally does not understand the movie. everything she says is “why didn’t they cover this plothole?!” and it’s literally talked about in the movie. i think she’d love jack black as a character romantic lead if she could understand a movie as complex as ✨the holiday ✨
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@MegCaddyAuthor
Meg Caddy
6 months
@zoenone0none Okay thank you for posting this because I was like "What am I missing??" Jack Black is so charming and sweet in this film and I usually *hate* romcoms.
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