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KASSIAN IS THE GOAT

@zkhofer44

1 month

they say kassian how come you got extra hoes and everything u do is extra cold

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KASSIAN IS THE GOAT

@zkhofer44

2 months

LIVE FROM THE LEAFS WATCHPARTY OUTSIDE SCOTIABANK

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2 months

Mitch Marner arriving at the Leafs practice facility tomorrow

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6 months

Zach Hyman since this tweet: • 101 games • 51 goals • 109 pts • 15 pts in 16 playoff games Makes $5.5M Auston Matthews: • 96 games • 56 goals • 110 pts • 11 pts in 11 playoff games Makes $13.5M

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2 months

💀💀💀

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29 days

“Brown you got a breakaway! Deke out the goalie” Connor Brown:

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1 month

Jack Campbell coming out in the 2nd period to replace Mustache Boy and save the game

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2 months

Keep scrolling. This is a message for Stuart Skinner. Stu. Lock in. You got the city behind you and the best team in front of you. We remember your shutout against San Jose in Dec, and on Dec 30th, you beat the kings! Stu we believe in you. Stu, you got this. In Skinner we trust.

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4 months

Canucks fans really went on a 2 month yap session about how Oilers couldn’t beat bad teams just to allow 10 to a non-playoff team 😭

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Final.

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1 month

Keep scrolling. This is a message for Stuart Skinner. Stu. Lock in. You got the city behind you and the best team in front of you. We remember your shutout against the Caps in Nov, and last year, you beat the Canucks. Stu we believe in you. Stu, you got this. In Skinner we trust.

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2 months

“Casey we believe in you” “Casey you got this” little league ass pep talk 😭

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6 months

🚨 TRADE 🚨 We have acquired star goaltender Stuart Skinner from the Edmonton Oilers in exchange for a 6th round pick. Welcome to Shanghai Stu! 🇨🇳🏒 我們用第六輪選秀權交換了來自埃德蒙頓油工的明星守門員斯圖爾特·斯金納。歡迎來到上海斯圖！ 🇨🇳🏒 #GoSharksGo

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4 months

Don’t worry Canucks fans, beating Detroit isn’t for everyone

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1 year

@LmaoGPT @EndWokeness Ratio

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2 months

Making an Oilers vs Canucks gc for Round 2. Interact for an add. Everyone is welcome! #LetsGoOilers #Canucks #NHL

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2 months

Call this a shitty take or bait idc. I’m taking the Caps to upset the Rangers. Their core has proven again and again that they don’t show up in the playoffs. I think they’ll be cocky, and Lindgren will get hot like he’s been all season. And Ovi turns back the clock, Book it now

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1 month

Game on the line. Potentially the series on the line. Evander Kane shows up big finishing a check, keeping offensive possession. Fed back to Bouchard for the game winner. I suspect if we go deep, this will be a moment we look back on #LetsGoOilers

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2 months

I’m gonna make an Oilers vs Kings series gc, interact with this tweet for an add. All fans welcome #LetsGoOilers #GoKingsGo

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18 days

@realnoahadler99 Low effort tweet

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6 months

Top 10 players in the NHL as of right now: 1. Connor McDavid 2. Leon Draisaitl 3. Nathan MacKinnon 4. Zach Hyman 5. Cale Makar 6. Evan Bouchard 7. Ryan Nugent-Hopkins 8. David Pastrnak 9. Evander Kane 10. Nikita Kucherov HM: Pettersson, Nurse, Hughes, Ekholm

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7 months

@spittinchiclets Me watching the Oilers fire Woodcroft but keep Holland

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2 months

Top 10 players in the NHL as of right now: 1. Connor McDavid 2. Leon Draisaitl 3. Nikita Kucherov 4. Zach Hyman 5. Evan Bouchard 6. Nathan MacKinnon 7. Cale Makar 8. Ryan Nugent-Hopkins 9. Artemi Panarin 10. Stuart Skinner HM: E. Kane, W. Nylander, C. Ceci

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5 months

Corey Perry’s resume: 1x Hart 1x Rocket 4x All Star 1x Stanley Cup 892 NHL pts 17 years of NHL experience This is the type of player we need in our bottom 6. We’re cupping

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9 months

The sens are making the playoffs and it won’t be close

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5 months

All he costed us: Tyson Barrie (Negative value) Reid Schaefer (Mid) Tanner Molendyk (Who?) 4th round pick This could be Ken Holland’s best move during his tenure

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Mattias Ekholm with the @EdmontonOilers GP: 64 G: 8 A: 24 P: 32 +/-: +43 TOI: 20:55 The Oilers are 46-16-2 (.734) with Ekholm in the lineup.

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9 months

@spelunky_ You definitely do not know what homophobia is

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2 months

Bouchard at 36 is genuinely insane. Hockey twitter is actually braindead

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11 months

Who are the top defencemen in the NHL? You voted. 1. Cale Makar 2. Adam Fox 3. Roman Josi ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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9 months

W Ovi

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5 months

@EdmontonOilers @RogersPlace @PrideTape This is where the win streak ends folks

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29 days

Idk abt y’all but I got about 20 bookmarked Canucks fans to reply to rn 😭

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2 months

@LAKings KINGS FANS 😂😂😂 HOW DO YOU GET SHUTOUT BY STUART SKINNER 😭😭😭 TELL DOUGHTYNUT AND KOPIFRAUD TO STOP CRYING 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 OILERS IN FIVE 🫵🤣🤣🤣

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5 months

@NYIslanders Wow. The Islanders just went from 6th in the Metro to 6th in the Metro

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16 days

@FriedgeHNIC Calling up AHLers 😭

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9 months

Watching LGBTQ hockey twitter cry about how the people who fought in wars to preserve our freedom, and who undergo severe trauma even today get a jersey and they don’t for being attracted to the same gender is so entitled and aggravating to me

kaja🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐱🐭

@realkajamae

9 months

but I thought “no specialty jerseys” included military jerseys? or is it just for jerseys that represent marginalized communities?

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5 months

Ken Holland offering all 5 members of the 2018 WJC contracts after they’re proven “not guilty” in a court of law and referring to it as his “big splash”

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3 months

@FriedgeHNIC Wow. Vegas just went from a first round exit to Edmonton to a first round exit to Edmonton

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2 months

@Igor4Vezina bro has never watched an oilers game

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29 days

Making an Oilers vs Stars Western Conference Finals OFFICIAL gc. Interact with this post for an add, all fans welcome!

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5 months

Not to cause any panic, but the Oilers are currently 4 games away from tying the longest winning streak in NHL history. In that span we play: CBJ (28th) CHI (31st) NSH (15th) VGK (8th) How far will this team go? #LetsGoOilers

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5 months

@NHL @massmutual Pick a narrative. Do you guys want representation from every team? Or do you want the representation per size of fanbase? This is easily worse than any other year, 5 Leafs and 4 Canucks while Hyman and Bouch watch from home. This league is an embarrassment, and we’re not watching

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2 months

@samuel_eri26520 bro thinks this is 8 mile

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8 months

I have no words

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8 months

“To play in the NHL is one thing, but to make a 12-year career of it is pretty special.” Zack Kassian has officially announced his retirement following 661 regular-season games. Full release:

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16 days

Matchup is set, Panthers vs Oilers Making a VIP Stanley Cup Finals gc. Interact for consideration #TimeToHunt #LetsGoOilers

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9 months

Jack Hughes smiled 🤯 Just hand New Jersey the cup now

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@jul4vr

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Fraudston Matthews when he’s asked to perform in the playoffs

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2 months

Honestly I don’t care if we win tonight. As long as we try our hardest and have fun that’s all that matters

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9 months

Which NHL player is this? 🤔

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2 months

@LAKings Kings fans realizing they can’t blame the refs for losing after getting shutout

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4 months

🚨 LIVE FOOTAGE OF CODY CECI PROTECTING THE NET 🚨

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2 months

@MapleLeafs @LGCanada I was sitting in my living room when suddenly my mother yelled to me from the laundry room “Your clothes are Toronto Maple Leafs“! I smiled to myself. My clothes are washed.

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2 months

@LAKings My son was watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse when I suddenly noticed a man wearing a Kings uniform. "No Mickey! Noo Mickey! This isn't fair!" He screamed. It took me seconds, but then laughed. It was just Drew Doughty crying about the refs.

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1 month

@GoldenKnights Leafs eliminated Vegas eliminated Lightning eliminated

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5 months

@OviClapBomb Eh, win win deal imo

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Cody Ceci now has more playoff goals than Elias Pettersson 😭

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Oilers vs Canucks Series 2024: 5-4 VAN 4-3 EDM (OT) 4-3 VAN 3-2 EDM 4 games which have all been decided by a singular goal, as well as 5 goals all scored in the final 10 minutes. Bitter hatred between two rival fanbases. This is peak playoff hockey #LetsGoOilers #Canucks

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6 months

Nikita Zaitsev pulling up to the Blackhawks training facility tomorrow

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8 months

@sal_nhl @SeanDutton1111 Telling a person how they should think based on the colour of their skin. Ur a racist

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7 months

@GoldenKnights could use a ratio after that one

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2 months

What a loser fanbase 😭 Down 5-1 in a hockey game and somehow finding a way to blame the refs. They cannot be serious 💀

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5 months

@86HUGHES_ @h4ghes holy shit what a no life. u really typed this out 10 times

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6 months

@NJDevils Schmid pulling up to the Devils practice facility tomorrow

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5 months

@Canucks Wow, Canucks just went from a first round exit to a first round exit

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8 months

Are you ready for your defending lessons?” *Quinn Hughes gulps* *Cale Makar breathes heavily* *Drew Doughty nods nervously* *Adam Fox wipes sweat from his forehead* *Morgan Rielly looks down* *Chris Tanev sighs* “Yes Darnell Nurse", they say in unison.

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5 months

@EdmontonOilers @RogersPlace Cue the Canucks fans telling us our schedule has been easy

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9 months

Devils admin got confused 😭

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6 months

Zach Hyman is going to the All-Star game

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9 months

@MarissaRoberto Any human right that needs to be hidden from parents isn’t a human right

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9 months

@chhart21 I like him even more now

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2 months

@LAKings

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2 months

Kings fans crying that the league is rigged against them (They couldn’t score a goal on 12 powerplay attempts and stopped 40% of ours)

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8 months

Dear LA, Thank you for taking Turcotte so we could have Broberg. Thank you for trading for Gavrikov so we could have Ekholm. Thank you for trading for Arvidsson so we could get Kane. Thank you for Jack Campbell. Thank you for Milan Lucic

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6 months

@amdavy341 Ok? And Matthews plays with Marner and Nylander. The fact is the production should be no where near the same

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5 months

balloons

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2 months

@am34mvp Leaving out hellebuyck and the EXACT prime price. Nice work

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4 months

@TeacherofPuck 100 word is like 2 paragraphs

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9 months

My father had Devan Dubnyk I had Mikko Koskinen My children will have Jack Campbell Like if you cried 😢

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2 months

@LAKings Talbot in goal

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2 months

We’re not even 10 minutes into the period and Hyman already has equaled Matthews goal total in 2 games 😭

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3 months

@FriedgeHNIC How do you realistically get fleeced by Ken Holland

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6 months

@Atiredleaffan Many have played with him and failed. If you’re saying anyone could put up 80 on his wing you’re just wrong. Also isn’t Matthews supposed to be a top 5 player in the league?

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@giaavs40 You do realize the ones who cried were you LGBTQ babies? The players you listed respectfully opted out without a word. Y’all making it such a big deal is what got pride nights cancelled

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2 months

(realizing now the date)

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8 months

The only two games the Oilers have won this season are coincidentally the only two games our goalie had a SV% of .907 or higher. This is undoubtedly a goalie issue, and needs to be solved quick. Trading the farm for Saros wouldn’t be a bad move

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2 months

@LAKings SAY DADDY

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7 months

Define “mid”

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@MapleLeafs @LGCanada Leafs when it comes to losing big games

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“You’re up 3-2 in the Western Conference Finals aren’t you happy?”

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7 months

@Sportsnet @EdmontonOilers @FriedgeHNIC If Holland isn’t gone too we riot

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6 months

Jack Hughes vs Tim Stutzle when it comes to diving

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2 months

Here’s my official stanley cup playoff bracket predictions. W or L?

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5 months

Why is this All-Star game lowkey entertaining 😭

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6 months

Wayne Gretzky and Connor McDavid, the two greatest hockey players of all time both willingly chose to sign long-term deals in Edmonton Not a single superstar player from the NHL, MLB, or NBA has ever willingly signed long-term in Toronto This proves Edmonton is Canada’s team

MLB

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6 months

Shohei Ohtani announces he is signing with the Dodgers.

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2 months

This is why Carolina will lose this series, and will likely never win a cup. Playing like this, during playoffs nonetheless is fucking crazy. Pussy team is gonna get exposed