@spectatorindex
Russia's guide to a mickey mouse invasion,
-has to invade a country 1% of its size
-has several countries on its side
-spawn camps its border
- won't allow NATO
- Sleepy Joe isn't a worthy contender
-Germany is known for choking wars.
This invasion does NOT count in my book
@Dodgers
@Braves
Why am I ashamed to be an Astros fan?
-0 REAL World Series titles 😭
-had to cheat in order to win a World Series title* that doesn’t count 😔
-0 real fans 🤡
-always chokes when it matters 😐
-needs to cheat in order to win 😒
-no real wins 😢
-no real ring 😭
@astros
@Braves
Why am I ashamed to be an Astros fan?
-0 REAL World Series titles 😭
-had to cheat in order to win a World Series title* that doesn’t count 😔
-0 real fans 🤡
-always chokes when it matters 😐
-needs to cheat in order to win 😒
-no real wins 😢
-no real ring 😭
@49ers
Just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my cocktail party because of the 49ers performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel.This team has ruined my life and my party.I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.
@MLB
@Max_Scherzer
@Dodgers
The umps are the reason we lost, I can’t believe Manfred allows this nonsense to happen. It cost us our season as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, and that’ll be a home run. So that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’ll be putting on this headset.
@astros
Astros finally don’t have trash cans telling them what pitch is coming and get exposed for the trash team they are. By the way, the Dodgers are the true 2017 WS Champs. They don’t need trash cans or buzzers to win. Enjoy watching the Pirates dominate in October this year
Walking with a girl earlier today, she says "put your arms around me so I feel safe" I don't know how to fucking react so I do and she says "I could tell you haven't touched a girl before" what the fuck LMAOOO
@YourFriendKyle_
Crowd was booing crawford and the daughter and mother were there, it's not like they went up to the damn girl and said "you dad sucks"
@astros
@Braves
Astros finally don’t have trash cans telling them what pitch is coming and get exposed for the trash team they are. By the way, the Orioles are the true 2017 WS Champions. They don’t need trash cans or buzzers to win games. Enjoy watching the Orioles dominate the next 20 WS. 😘
@YourFriendKyle_
I know it must hurt seeing your father being booed at but it's a part of sports, see how many of the dodger players kids would cry in a day at petco
@spectatorindex
Russia's guide to a mickey mouse invasion,
-has to invade a country 1% of its size
-has several countries on its side
-spawn camps its border
- won't allow NATO
- Sleepy Joe isn't a worthy contender
-Germany is known for choking wars.
This invasion does NOT count in my book
@Buccaneers
Just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my cocktail party because of the Buccaneers performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel.This team has ruined my life and my party.I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.
@astros
Mickey Mouse Ring I'm afraid, using an illegal bat AND leaning into pitches against the phillies, I'm not impressed, win a REAL ring without cheating like the dodgers and braves did