HELLO please watch badhaai do on netflix it’s a bollywood movie abt a gay man and a lesbian who marry each other to get their families off their back and basically live like roommates and pursue their own relationship. it made me BAWL its sooo good 😭 & it has a happy ending!!!!
absolute fav thing is when fic writers start a fic with a sentence/paragraph and then repeat it at the end of the fic but now it holds a entirely different meaning after u've read the story
asian households r so funny bc wdym my 15 year old brother can’t help in the kitchen bc he’s ‘too young’ and ‘doesn’t know how to’ but my cousin who’s actually a few months younger than him has to know how to cook whole meals just bc she’s a girl
sizhui: why is zizhen crying on the classroom floor
jingyi: he couldn’t get tickets to his favourite idol’s concert
sizhui: who?
jingyi: u know, yllz
sizhui: oh zizhen i didn’t know u were a fan of my baba i could probably ask him for tickets :)
jingyi and zizhen: ur WHAT⁉️
honestly i was a bit sceptical bc well… bollywood movie abt gays?? lmao i almost though they would fall in love with each other at the end BUT no!! so so pleasantly surprised it tackled it really well and the actors were amazing! we need more of these movies🤞
straight guy wwx who realises he might not be as straight as he though when he sees his best friend lwj doing the ‘reversing-a-car with-one-hand-while-looking-backwards-and-putting-the other-hand-on-the-back-of-the-passenger-seat’ thing
wwx using his favourite idol hanguang jun’s dms as a place to write his grocery lists bc his notes app is a mess and he knows lwj’s never gonna see it anyway. this goes on for months until one day he gets a response and all it says is ‘You should not consume so much chilli oil.’
u know how kids sometimes accidentally cal their teachers mum/dad well jingyi accidentally calling wwx baba and wwx is like haahahaha u see me as a dad haha (he’s secretly very pleased) and sizhui’s like haha yeah so funny 😊 (whispering in jingyis ear: don’t ever do that again)
I CANT BELIEVE THEY KEPT THE ‘ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE ONE LINE’ AND THEN SHOWED SIZHUI RUNNING UP TO THEM DONGHUA RLLY SAID WANGXIAN MARRIED WITH A SON 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#mdzss3
au where idol wwx comes across a youtube compilation and he’s like: lan zhan look at this! ‘wei wuxian and his bodyguard cute moments’ ?? people ship us? that’s crazy
lwj who made that video himself bc he was jealous of wwx getting shipped with other idols: mn, crazy.
dadxian getting ready for his 1st date with lwj but when he’s done a-yuan’s waiting by the door with his little backpack like :D baba lets go we’re gonna be late for our date! wwx tries to explain that he can’t come but a-yuan starts crying HARD… so thats how lwj meets wwx’s son
baby a-yuan who only falls asleep listening to his baba’s voice so dadxian, who’s trying to raise a baby and get a degree, starts reading his textbooks out loud to a-yuan so he can study at the same time. four years later a-yuan’s ‘bedtime story’ is still wwx’s physics textbook
wwx helping his roommate lwj who's running late for work one day by making sure he doesn't forget anything (lan zhan did u get ur keys phone wallet) & he adds 'goodbye kiss?' at the end as a joke but lwj is so distracted that he DOES quickly kiss him before leaving and wwx's like
wwx who’s a teacher but sometimes makes references to his old jobs & never elaborates like “rocket science? i did work at nasa actually” “oh like the time i was a marine biologist” “i remember finding that dinosaur bone as an archeologist” & his students are like wei laoshi ?????
Wei WuXian raged, “HanGuang-Jun is only my friend—what do you think we are?! I warn you. Apologize right now—don’t make me beat you up!”
Hearing this, Lan WangJi's expression froze for an instant.
how badly do u think lwj wanted to fuck wwx when wwx started reciting the gusu lan rules instead of the ones he was supposed to at the wen indoctrination camp
i literally don’t understand how people who hate wangxian read mdzs like were they shaking and crying and throwing up every time they read lwj or wwx’s name or
sizhui who just wants to show his dad a funny meme but lwj is the type of parent who goes “let me get my glasses” [brings phone closer to face] “who is this” “is it a friend” “what is funny about this” “do you know these people”
wwx jerking awake in the middle of the night in cold sweat and shaking lwj awake: lan zhan! lan zhan!!! 😰
lwj: ? wei ying what’s wrong
wwx: lan zhan 🥺 would u still love me if mo xuanyu had a flat ass 🥺😖😭
lwj:
au where cultivator lwj accidentally teleports into dadxian’s apartment. a-yuan shakes wwx awake and goes baba do u want to have tea with me and hgj? :D wwx’s like thats nice baby & falls back asleep but later walks out to find his son having a teaparty with a random man in robes
[after the concert]
lsz: zizhen please be chill about it ok it’s my dad don’t be weird
oyzz: chill? oh yeah i will be so chill. i can do chill. it’s totally fine sizhui don’t worry i am gonna so be normal
wwx: hi u must be a-yuans friends!
oyzz: [faints]
[sizhui leaving for his first nighthunt]
wwx: have fun on your nighthunt a-yuan, we’ll see you in a few days
lwj: mn, be safe.
wwx: aiya don’t worry lan zhan hes grown up now he can handle it. bye sizhui!
[a few minutes later]
wwx: we’re gonna follow him aren’t we
lwj: yes.
emperor wwx is in a concubine selection & instead of basing the criteria on etiquette, education and status, he says whoever can bring me the best alcohol gets a kiss AND a spot in my harem.
lwj on the other side of the room, immediately in his head: pick me choose me love ME
i just think it's unfair how i, as a
woman, am called crazy, delusional, superficial and shallow when i show that i'm obsessed with wei wuxian and spend all my life thinking about him and loving him but when a man does it, he's called lan wangji
but do u think when jfm took wwx to pick a sword when he was younger he quickly chose the most plainest and cheapest one so it would be less expensive for the jiangs and he didnt want to be a bother and bc he wanted to let jc brag abt his cool new sword to the other disciples
the first time a-yuan sees wwx kiss his new boyfriend lwj his four year old mind is shocked. confused. betrayed. a-yuan is the only one who ever gets babas kisses! he’s been replaced?? forgotten?? baba no longer loves him and he has to run away now??? zhan gege is a traitor??
little a-yuan who accidentally calls his kindergarten teacher lwj ‘baba’ on the first day of school and starts crying because he feels like he betrayed wwx. lwj has to call him so that a-yuan can tearfully apologise and wwx is like 😭 sweetheart it’s okay