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Scientist/Journalist. (he/haw). Yannis Pappas Hour:

Joined December 2008
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Joe Rogan Is the most mischaracterized person in media. He asks questions. The onus isn’t on him to be right or wrong about anything. He’s actually one of like 10 peeps I’ve met with strong principles. He’s been right to question lockdowns, vaccines for the young/healthy and the…
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The irony is @joerogan old studio in Cali looked like it was in Texas and his new studio in Texas looks likes it’s in Cali. His old studio looked like a BBQ restaurant and his new studio looks like a gay night club & sushi restaurant.
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Play fair at least. Touché
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Very similar to the PTSD that my dad had from Korea.
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NEW: Taylor Lorenz says she has "severe PTSD" from being a journalist and breaks down in MSNBC interview
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Learn from Johnny Depp, never stick your dick in the crazy.
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San Francisco apparently is blaming Joe Rogan for the loss.
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Joe Rogan’s podcast seems like it will never be what you want it to be. It’ll always be what he wants it to be.
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Whole new life now. Everything has changed. Very interested to see how I do as a Republican.
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Do you think guide dogs look at pet dogs as lazy fucks living off the system?
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There’s some real bitch ass niagra falls out there in this business and Donnell ain’t one of em.
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The people who want less policing on the streets want more on twitter. Strange priorities.
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I’m looking to voluntarily join a cult. Any good ones you’d recommend? Got a lot on my mind & quite frankly being brainwashed sounds refreshing right now.
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Joe Rogan supported Bernie for President, said Obama is the best president in our lifetime & holds many liberal & some conservative views. He’s just a guy with opinions like us. Indicting him is missing the mark. He lets people talk for hours & has no agenda …
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No major mainstream press covering DC violence. Not enough smirking teenagers in MAGA hats to analyze?
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@timjacobwise Is there any such thing as an individual or are all bad things tied to an ideology?
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Nobody cares more deeply about this country than actors.
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Joe Rogan is the least racist Italian guy from Boston, trust me.
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Tasteless jokes don’t make someone tasteless. Racist jokes don’t make someone racist. Clean and family friendly jokes don’t make someone clean and family friendly. This should be obvious by now.
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My new standup special drops in May!
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Don’t worry babe, Pete Davidson will get to you, be patient.
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Bella Hadid admits she cries pretty much ‘everyday’ and ‘every night’
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Happy anniversary & birthday to my better half. You make pretending to be straight easy.
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Or you could just think of the Ukrainians and what they are going thru and how inappropriate this is or how much of a pussy you are. NPR respectively, go fuck yourself right now.
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🧵 Thread: Russia’s attack on Ukraine means there’s a stressful news cycle ahead of us. The reality of conflict is always a shock to the system. Here are 5 ways to cope.
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Damn, crime really has gone up in LA. #Oscars
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These stories are hard to beat.
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Canada's indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa loses job when ancestry claims prove false
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The smaller the liquor bottle the bigger the alcohol problem.
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Where are the women, POC and gender non-conforming? This is a disgrace.
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US firefighters applauded as they arrive in Australia to assist with bushfire efforts.
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Black rifle coffee getting dragged on Twitter let’s you know that the internet corny cancel culture is on the extreme right & left and you’re both wackadoos. Those dudes make great coffee and are veteran that have protected the freedom you love, da fuq do you do?
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Winner winner chicken dinner
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Was on the funniest podcast in America again and we were rascals. Always a blast with my friend @TimJDillon Full episode:
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@nytimes Jesus Christ. This isn’t a good look @nytimes
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Everyone is protesting Dave Chapelle’s special differently.
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Alopecia does sound like a cool black girl name though.
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Had a blast with my buddy @joerogan stay tuned @ThatfunnykidJWH
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Cases going up in New York.
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Second woman accuses Gov. Andrew Cuomo of sexual harassment: report
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This one gonna cause a stir. @TimJDillon drops later today.
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This was well played.
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Shocking picture of Kiev after being Bombed by Russia. Just kidding this is a peaceful protest in America.
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I’ve never met anyone stupid who was depressed.
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So my daughter wouldn’t lay down so I changed her standing up and poop fell on the floor and my dog ate it and when i was stopping my dog from eating poop my daughter peed on the floor. My wife is not allowed to go to the fucking gym ever again
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This is so funny.
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Ban abortions for all women except when my mistress gets pregnant, am I right righties?
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A descendent of slaves, black billionaire becoming the most famous Nazi on the planet is the most oddly progressive shit America has produced.
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Breaking: when Shane Gillis hosts SNL there will reportedly be 16 DEI agents on hand to ensure the cast, crew and writers feel safe.
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@Cobratate Someone didn’t get what they wanted from Santa this year.
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Pretty sure an independent podcast is opposite of a broadcast. Pretty sure SNL is a broadcast. Pretty sure Tim Dillon is known for his own comedy (podcast, sketches, stand up) pretty sure like maybe 3 or 4 present people on SNL r known for being on a broadcast not their stand up.
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If Jesus came back now he’d be cancelled for forgiving people.
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Merry x-mas from the Pappas’
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@TimJDillon must be stopped. He’s creating a young army of fake business recruits.
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Miley Cyrus sounds like if Marlboros could talk.
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Meanwhile in the United States
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Asian Americans are raising concerns over a scene in 'The Batman' depicting a group of men following an Asian man off the subway with the intent of physically assaulting him.
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Ladies, it looks like a draft is coming, thank god we figured out the 18-20 cent wage gap. Look forward to fighting shoulder to shoulder with you out there. Salute.
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Crypto is the “trans women are women” of money. It identifies as money but isn’t the same and we all know it. And if you say this you’ll be yelled at by fanatics.
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Pete Davidson will sustainably bag AOC next. Big Dick renewal energy.
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SNL had Nate Bargatze host, and now Shane Gillis and I have written a sketch. This is a significant blow to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) in comedy. This is a disgrace. Boycott SNL! This is a rollback of everything we have been fighting for.
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I’m a comedian. It’s my job to talk recklessly in part to ensure we are still free. There’s no way to do that without offending. If you’re not allowed to offend you’re no longer free. Take a second and think about that.
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I know for a fact that Gwyneth Paltrow has been killing homeless people at night but I’m not gonna say anything.
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I don’t say this lightly: This may be the most important speech on climate change for millennials, gen z and future generations to reference. Every. single. word. (No sarcasm) Well done @KonstantinKisin
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My speech at the Oxford Union is finally available. The debate was "This House Believes Woke Culture Has Gone Too Far". As promised, I didn't hold back 🤣
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Ding ding, round 2
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I love my wife. I love my daughter. I love my life. I wish you my type of success. What you do for a living isn’t who you are. All jobs are respectable. Famous people are miserable. Be proud of yourself, you’re a real person.
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Paying a female opener 100 bucks and making her stay in your hotel room for a sold out theater show after you make her also pay for her flight is a low level creepy dirtbag thing for a (guy) comedian to do. Agreed?
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So, Kyle Rittenhouse didn’t cross state lines, didn’t bring the gun, his gun was not illegal as per law, He wasn’t driven by his mom, his dad and family live there, he was already there and so was the gun. How do these lies circulate so much? Earnest questions. Comment below.
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I’m 278 pounds. I wear shorts even in winter. My legs are purple and fat. My asscrack is peeking out over my shorts. My stomach is doing the same under my shirt. I’m in a Dunkin’ Donuts. I’m eating a donut and I just farted.
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My heroes are my friends who are sober and or have built loving families, truthfully. Marketed heroes are all miserable, narcissistic assholes. Being good & loyal is actually harder than being great at acting or singing. Stop being such a gullible baby.
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I love drags queens, they’re fun and hilarious. I also love the movie Scarface. Guess what, my daughters ain’t seeing either one of them until they’re older. If you don’t have kids, shut the fuck up on this issue.
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Pete Davidson will sustainably bag AOC next. Big Dick renewable energy.
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I’ve had Covid, received strong antibodies and also am vaccinated. I am no longer wearing a mask because masks waste plastic and paper and are bad for the environment. I care more about the planet and our future than vulnerable people I don’t know. Save the earth not all of us.
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As soon as attention become currency our culture began to rot. Our arts began to rot.
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The comedy industry has lost control of eyeballs & the economic return of comedy. They can’t compete with uncensored comedy on the internet. Therefore, in order to survive they’re marketing morality to guilt you into watching their programming. They have no choice.
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This legend seems to have great taste.
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Cauliflower ear is an ADT security sticker for your face.
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Remember when ABC platformed Osama Bin Laden with an interview. Every network has interviewed serial killers and dictators. Why platform this hate. But nobody worse than Rogan who talked to some republicans, a doctor and a scientist who might be wrong on some stuff and comics.
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A little fig and the pig action with the Long Island don @TimJDillon . Longdays episode drops Saturday. Turn notifications on and gather the hoes and bros.
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It’s so cold in NYC right now I let my dog shit inside.
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Every classroom needs an undercover armed child marshall.
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Only thing keeping me in New York was Hyenas. Austin add an hour to your day cuz Yanni Long Days is moving there.
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This is why news loses credibility.
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This is why “news” people never go on shows where they are questioned.
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I want Kanye & Taylor Swift to fuck by the fireplace and create the antichrist. Just me?
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I’m a dad now so pick up your shit and get your ball off my lawn.
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Eminem you’re 50, pull your pants up or I’ll do it for you, my daughter is watching young man.
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The media is lying to you. Russian troops have mobilized to protest Dave Chapelle’s last comedy special and the Joe Rogan Experience.
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@cenkuygur As a Greek, your ethnicity and the name of your show is triggering for me. Please change it.
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@TimJDillon is in Australia and he’s been sent to a COVID restriction plantation to mine elements for vaccines. He’s jailed in a resort camp and “they” (COVID NaZis) will not let him return to the USA. They catfished him wit theater shows but now he’s a COVID restriction laborer.
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Here’s my pic with Joe Rogan
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You want everyone in America to get vaccinated? Lace it with Fentanyl. Know your audience.
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This has made me laugh endlessly. It’s wrong.
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Just watched two men get repeatedly stabbed on the subway in broad daylight. New York had a great fucking 25 year run. It’s over. Pretty soon if you live there you will be the victim of a crime or know someone who has been. That’s how it was in the early 90’s. What a run though.
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Komodo Dragons can fuck right off
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I’m gonna need all your love & support I’m fat again.
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We need to get Putin in a relationship with a Kardashian. It’s time to serve your country, ladies. Do want you do best, destroy him.
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Happy 2 yr Anniversary and birthday to my life, my wife. We love you.
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RIP my dad, Chris Pappas. My hero. 91 years. I was with him when he passed and now he is always with me. My dad always said, “stay loose because anything stiff breaks.” Good advice I want to give forward. We loved you just like everyone else.
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The future of comedy & comedy podcasts is on twitter. @elonmusk Les make it happen, YouTube censors too much.
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I’m drunk and I just want to say to everyone shut the fuck up. Stop taking yourself so seriously. You are nobody. You’re gonna lose, you die at the end, stop projecting and shut the fuck up.
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Is it possible to see Russell Brand without seeing his fucking chest?
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The Pappas’ looking stunning.
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Dude, the hate Lex Fridman is receiving is the stupidest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Guys, find something better to do. That’s a strong book list.
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Throwback to when this legend read my roast of him on tv.
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Jake & Logan Paul are self-made entertainers. Instead of marketing and getting paid to get bags for unscrupulous corporations they market themselves. It’s the glorious thing about the internet. Hats off! They are very talented in many ways.
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