treating the block button like whack-a-mole until i never have to read another pastel carrd telling me to kms over consuming fiction that isn’t approved by a mass of shrieking puritanical fanatics 🔨
why is it that if you don’t like a female character, it’s assumed it’s because she “gets in the way” of your preferred ships? sometimes she just sucks. it’s ok to say it
teen katsuki lies about his age & goes home w much older izuku who fucks him into the mattress, whispering filth into his ear. when izuku finds katsuki’s fake id, he pumps him full of cum again, muttering things like “no wonder you’re so tight around my cock, kacchan”
#dkbk
dkbk as brothers who fuck all the time, any chance they get. they start young and they can’t stop. it just feels so good; it’s all they think about. kacchan creeps into his brother’s room every night, already hard, and doesn’t leave until he’s fucked open and full of deku’s cum
what’s hotter than an older brother teaching his younger brother how to kiss because you’ve *got* to learn how before you go to middle school, bro, so come here let me show you...
if i was an english VA i would simply spend my time narrating smut fic instead of getting on here and telling poor people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps but Hey That’s Just Me
please free yourself from worrying about stupid shit like how many times you use the word “cock” or why your characters haven’t cum yet in 3 paragraphs or whatever like it’s supposed to be fun
the same people shrieking about how m/m ships are inherently fetishistic and harmful to IRL gay men do not seem to think that there’s anything wrong with QRTing a post of two boys kissing with the vomit emoji and “delete this” 🤔
yuuji's xxx browser history is just variations of "big booty bitch anal amateur takes it up the ASS 😈" while megumi's is shit like "boy_fucked_by_german_shepherd_REAL.mp4"
kacchan lives to suck dick. he’s got soft lips & a wet mouth & his big red eyes go wide with pleasure when deku cums down his throat. “good boy,” he purrs, & the praise feels like fireworks, hot & bright & totally overwhelming as he swallows like the obedient slut he is.
#dkbk
there are people who dislike A/B/O not because they think it’s “gross” “objectifying” but because it misrepresents actual wolf dynamics, and this will never not be funny to me
#dkbk
#miritama
#nsfw
#r18
deku knows that what he’s doing is wrong. like, *really* wrong; the kind of wrong that won’t be easily forgiven, not even by someone as good-natured as mirio.
deku blew his chance to do the *right* thing about...10 minutes ago.
someone please inform anti-shippers/fanpol that their grandpas were all jerking it while 800ft deep in the pacific to sepia-toned comics featuring shit like donald duck screwing minnie mouse in front of mickey
something so sexy about reducing a powerful, smart, driven boy to a womb. an incubator doesn’t need to worry about ~saving the world~ just taking another one of daddy’s loads
the struggles of liking a rarepair include searching the tag to find 90% of the posts fall on the spectrum of “brotp” “not for me” and “ew how can ANYONE ship this”
accidentally stumbling into normie fandom is so scary like i hate remembering there are people who don’t jerk off to fantasies of their faves raped pregnant
poor kacchan...he really didn’t deserve to get kidnapped by the lov as a high schooler. it should have happened in middle school when his ass was tighter
#dkbk
#nsfw
#r18
the boys move in together. things are going well until kacchan starts to get annoyed by how often deku jerks off. he knew the nerd was perpetually horny, but this seemed...excessive. hell, could stupid deku *not* take a shower without getting himself off!?
💚🧡🔥🔞
#tddkbk
#nsfw
⚠️ dubcon daddy kink a/b/o w/pussy
deku is a fine hero, but he can be a *mean* alpha.
downright cruel, in fact.
however, if you’re one of the pro’s many adoring fans, you don’t know that.
to the unassuming public, hero deku is one of the “good” alphas.
but most of all, deku wants to tell kacchan he loves him.
“i love you too, mirio.”
and he wants kacchan to say it back.
deku thinks that may be the key to everything he wants.
toji fucking megumi: drunk, brutal, degrading, “your cunt feels just like your mother’s”
toji fucking tsumiki: soft, tender, lots of kissing, “love you, princess”
shouto: no dad? no brothers? no sisters? who comes into your room and fucks you at night once everyone’s asleep?
deku: my mom, duh
shouto: ...they can do that!?
“make your account private, and only accept adults” to the first point: no. to the second: minors lie about their ages to follow nsfw accounts both public and private so all you can do is warn them away
i wish the m/m/f dynamic that’s like “strong princess spoiled by her lucky lovestruck boys” did more for me but alas i can only get off to two misogynists sharing a slut and leaving her for dead
deku continues to jerk off as he watches kacchan settle between shouto’s thighs and dip his mouth into his pussy.
shouto cries out from the sudden contact where’s he’s most sensitive.
“make him cum, kacchan, and i’ll knot you first.”
deku sighs in pleasure. he needed this.