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@xxl233

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hoeszest

@xxl233

2 months

WHO IS THIS

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@xxl233

3 months

The amount of zest on this team is unrivaled bro

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@xxl233

11 months

this uncanny as hell ig sleep really is the best anti-aging product 😨

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@xxl233

1 month

it’s the way neither of them understands him for me

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@xxl233

6 months

now it’s getting to me

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@xxl233

2 months

this is my challengers idk

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@xxl233

6 months

now we know what’s on shohei’s insta explore page 😭🥺

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@xxl233

2 months

shohei in the Latino corner

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@xxl233

4 months

"i'm employed and ur not" "what did he say?" "he said he's happy to see you!"

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@xxl233

2 months

dodgers really got both Barry Keoghan and Cillian Murphy

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@xxl233

4 months

did he say "nyaにゃ" ..what 😭

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@xxl233

2 months

LOL someone actually said “why are they negotiating a plea deal if the case is air tight”? baby the Feds negotiate plea deals because the case IS air tight

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

2 months

Federal authorities conclude Shohei Ohtani was a victim of fraud and was not involved in gambling scheme with former translator Ippei Mizuhara, per @TMZ_Sports , @tarangoNYT , @nytmike Mizuhara is "in negotiations" to plead guilty in connection to alleged theft of Ohtani's money

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@xxl233

3 months

ohtani vs media is literally a 3-0 sweep

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@xxl233

3 months

one thing he’s gonna do is to be kawaii at the plate

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@xxl233

2 months

He plays with soohoo too much 😭😭

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@xxl233

3 months

Sho a romantic man fr bc remember what he said in the video he sent to Glasnow to recruit him? “I want to hit many home runs for you” & guess what he did td

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@xxl233

3 months

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@xxl233

3 months

what the fuck is in that Korean air that’s not in America cuz his face card upgraded as soon as that plane landed 😹

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@xxl233

1 month

Shohei paid for this bitch’s veneers I’m fucking dead 💀💀💀💀

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@xxl233

4 months

미친

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@xxl233

2 months

this y’all $700mil DH 😹😹❓

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@xxl233

4 months

Seriously this face of his is so funny

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@xxl233

3 months

大谷選手が結婚を発表した後、「永遠のピーターパン」を失ったと感じる人々を見かけます。その時は何故かそうは思わなかったのですが。そして大人になった気がするかどうかを、コナミのインタビューでもNumberのインタビューでも尋ねられた時、そうは思わないと答え、子供ができたらそれが変わるかもし

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@xxl233

3 months

it’s so sad when you made a career out of him but can so happily spread blatantly false news to tank his image (taking advantage of the paywall & ppl’s short attention span in this age)… like even for Sam this is low… but hey ppl betraying ohtani is not news anymore

Sam Blum

@SamBlum3

3 months

Another important element of this story: Shohei Ohtani said (via interpreter Will Ireton) that he met with the fan who caught the ball. “I was able to talk to the fan, and was able to get it back." Ohtani never met the fan.

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@xxl233

4 months

I'm a human. I'm an animal. I'm a simple creature. I see big beautiful bodies I tweet.

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@xxl233

3 months

man this is making me feel a lot of feelings

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@xxl233

2 months

dodgers need to hire those ppl who train models how to pose cuz this man cannot look like a Lego every time a camera is pointed at him

Nei

@Mikkani18

2 months

Bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️

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@xxl233

2 months

“is that what he really said Will?” oh they JOKING joking ab it 😭😭

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@xxl233

3 months

ippei wrote this at the end of 2022 for his old “monthly ippei” column: “The World Cup is gaining more momentum, and Shohei also watched Japan's games when time permits, such as the game against Costa Rica. I used to play soccer as a kid and watched almost every game, not just

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@xxl233

2 months

wait this is so sweet cuz the previous inning shohei was telling outy about the pitches he saw after he got back and the next inning outy did the same for shohei

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@xxl233

5 months

“how can you not be romantic about baseball”

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@xxl233

5 months

STOP THEY HAVE 0 BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY I-

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@xxl233

3 months

woke up and suddenly remembered that shohei is a carbon copy of his big sis

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@xxl233

3 months

in another life they would still be doing laundry and taxes tgt cuz this is the definition of meant to be…

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@xxl233

3 months

I remember after the dodgers press conference when shohei was asked about the Toronto plane thing he said in Japanese “I’m surprised” and either ippei translated it as “i find it funny” or he straight up didnt translate that part, so a bunch of accts started posting the “I find

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@xxl233

3 months

none and I mean NONE of us are familiar with ippei’s game cuz just take a look for yourselves

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@xxl233

2 months

stop I’m gonna cry

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@xxl233

1 month

nah he filed his tax return as single when he had a whole wife 💀💀💀 this man is just a liar by nature

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@xxl233

4 months

this how Bob got that pic 😭😭💀❓

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@xxl233

4 months

I’m seriously trying to wrap my head around ppl being mad at him for this marriage thing… I understand idols are asked to refrain from dating bc the service they offer is to be the object of fantasy (which is a debatable culture itself imo)… but why are you looking for this

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@xxl233

6 months

what’s the funniest to me is that it seems in his mind going to a non-baseball sports game = wearing a leather jacket… like that’s his game day fit frfr

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@xxl233

3 months

what’s with his obsession with this gesture lmao?

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@xxl233

1 month

making a stupid series based on the epay shit when the whole time u can just make a Toy Story style “baseball gears actually talk and one day they discovered some players can hear them” movie

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@xxl233

2 months

guys at least he grew out of his Cheeto fingers phase 😣‼️stop calling him an ipad kid im sure he was reading the wall street journal ‼️‼️

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@xxl233

3 months

yall what’s most infuriating is ippei first said shohei was paying off the debt of someone else to ohtani’s camp.. but then he later had to come clean bc there r so many circumstantial evidence and corroboration that it’s actually his debt (bookie’s lawyer’s statement about his

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@xxl233

3 months

Jae C. Hong was COOKING w these shots

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@xxl233

3 months

stop the way he looks exactly like his sister hhahhhahh???

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@xxl233

3 months

he really just waddling around with this haircut I’m doen 😭😭

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@xxl233

3 months

is he ok 😭😭😭

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@xxl233

2 months

u have no idea how this clip saved my life bro

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@xxl233

2 months

my boy yoshi minding his business and there goes shohei 💀

Nei

@Mikkani18

2 months

Annoying the hell out of Yoshi 😭😭😭😭 he’s literally a child 😭😭😭😭

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@xxl233

3 months

literally nothing smells fishy if you go into the story without some predisposition against ohtani lol. ohtani gambling thru ippei, sure then he would also make ippei be the one on the pay slips right?? or ig the only point is ppl can’t wrap their head around the 500k wires. ever

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@xxl233

4 months

this is the baseball fairy that appears in your dreams when you used a daily lingo baseball idiom that day like "touch base" "out of left field" "in the ballpark" or sth idk

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@xxl233

2 months

bro thinks he’s Nestor Cortez 😹‼️‼️

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@xxl233

2 months

Shohei HR so far by SP Tyler - 3 Paxton - 2 Yama - 1 Bobby - 1 Gavin - 1 bro meant what he said 😭😭

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@xxl233

1 month

couldn’t even finish a sentence 💀 bro did not improve

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@xxl233

2 months

goes to CSULB, drives a Honda civic, used to be a big joji fan but “just got into” keshi, 90% of his playlist is illenium, thinks edc is lame but swears by hard summer, has to get boba after hotpot, left his essential hoodie at home but hes gonna go back and hop on Val anyway

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@xxl233

3 months

Fellas Idt they addressed the pants situation at all (Freddie’s in the back too) 💀

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@xxl233

2 months

it would be actually super funny if they decide to make a statute of him in the future and chose this as the model (emphasis on the half fallen helmet)

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@xxl233

4 months

sho and outie 😁

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@xxl233

3 months

ofc shohei first dodger hr ball got caught by the most casual casuals ever like that’s literally why there’s this whole switch up bc they actually didn’t know how much it’d be worth 💀 lmfao ??? now they on this whole press tour omg god if u hear us save shohei from the goofies

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@xxl233

1 year

Bro shohei says when it’s home games he’ll wake up at 8 eat breakfast go back to sleep and then wake up again for lunch 💀 and y’all wonder why he stays winning the idgaf war 💀 it starts from the schedule

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@xxl233

3 months

he IS winning the idgaf war 💀💀

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@xxl233

2 months

todays winners of the coquette championship are 🎀💝✌️🥺

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@xxl233

3 months

Shohei doing the most when Yama’s just like 😐 lmfaooo

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@xxl233

2 months

god fucking forbid a rookie gotta adjust to MLB hitting womp womp jom

Talkin’ Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_

2 months

Yoshinoubu Yamamoto gave up two home runs in 171 innings in Japan last season He has given up three homers in his first 17.1 MLB innings

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@xxl233

4 months

Girlies if men ever try to use the excuse “sorry I’m focusing on my grind…” to not commit to you now you KNOW they are lying. the bar is set. Remind yourselves you deserve better, like someone like Shohei Ohtani, who can win 2 MVPs, a WBC title, get a $700M contract, AND commit

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@xxl233

3 months

shohei was trying to use “he” to refer to ippei but habitually went back to “ippei-san” later… literally k1ll me now

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@xxl233

2 months

standing in the order of height is funny af

Nei

@Mikkani18

2 months

Wait this was the day of Yoshis first win?

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@xxl233

3 months

yea let’s just rip a quick one on ohtani cuz that makes total sense and is necessary in the context

Dillard Barnhart

@BarnHasSpoken2

3 months

The Angels broadcast shows no mercy to Major League Baseball. Sheesh.

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@xxl233

6 months

new balance cooking?????

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@xxl233

4 months

i feel like shohei’s personality and achievement are the prime examples of what a kid that grew up loved, in a healthy familial environment, and properly socialized have as an adult

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@xxl233

10 months

When he was at nippon ham, he exited the 2017 WBC bc of a minor injury. At the time nobody understood why that is. But nippon ham won’t let him play through it. That’s how delicately you treat a two-way. Not ignoring multiple signs including cramping/blistering/fatiguing

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@xxl233

2 months

the fit check leg kick has me dead

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@xxl233

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大谷の犬所有に関するデマ（アメリカ人の説明）「カリフォルニア(CA)で犬を購入するのは完全に違法」❌wrong. CAでは、ペットショップがブリーダーからの犬、猫、ウサギを取り扱うことが禁止され、代わりに保護犬のみを取り扱うことが認められています。

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@xxl233

4 months

“where my hug at?” “let me walk you to class” “guess who! 🤗” “showering without me?”

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@xxl233

5 months

“He got that shit on” meanwhile this is bro

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@xxl233

2 months

Aww shohei took yoshi to a BBQ place to celebrate yoshi’s first big league dub?? so cute of them 😭😭

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@xxl233

2 months

hahha he was flirting w matsui

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@xxl233

3 months

naw cuz who the cameraman 😭 weird thing they focusing on⁉️

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@xxl233

4 months

無敵寝癖選手権、せーの

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1 year

holy shit

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@xxl233

3 months

lmfaooo it’s so loud and clear holy shit

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

3 months

Kiké Hernández tipping pitches (well, his PitchCom device is). 🔊🤣

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@xxl233

2 months

forget about financial literacy, shohei first of all is a foreign national who is not exactly gonna be too well versed in the US banking system lmao.. and any kid of immigrant parents would know, we go to the bank w them, fill out forms for them, etc. it’s almost too easy

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@xxl233

1 month

like was this even necessary? time to stop portraying his case as a bad case of gambling addiction guy is just a money hungry fraudster lol

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@xxl233

1 month

Shohei paid for this bitch’s veneers I’m fucking dead 💀💀💀💀

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@xxl233

10 months

The point isn’t even how big the contract is. he doesn’t play for money. It’s really a matter of being two way sustainably and now the odds r arguably against him. I’m so grossed out. Also Nevin is literally caught in 4k lying about no pain. no one in that Org can be trusted

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@xxl233

2 months

he’s so beautiful and elegant and gracious when he runs bro I have a bad bad fetish for it yall won’t get it smh

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@xxl233

11 months

Bruh how crazy does ones rizz have to be to get the opposing team’s player BLUSHING on the bench??

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@xxl233

2 months

Omg keep ohtani’s name out of ur old child licking mouth

Darren Rovell

@darrenrovell

2 months

Pete Rose being Pete Rose. At signing today with @FitermanSports in Minnesota.

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@xxl233

6 months

Shohei Ohtani typing in “dodgers logo blue background” in google images for his ig post

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7 months

Lmaooo I saw it too

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@xxl233

3 months

The top two frames remind me a lot of Takehiko Inoue (Slam Dunk’s artist) The bottom two remind me a lot of Yoichi Takahashi (Captain Tsubasa’s artist)

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@xxl233

3 months

the feds can literally subpoena phone records and frankly everything under this damn sun and conclude that ippei embezzled and u would still have ppl on twitter be like nah that’s a coverup 😭 schizophrenia is a mental health disorder 😭 get help 😭

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@xxl233

2 months

so kind to the BB

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@xxl233

2 months

plug a lil weird but he chill

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@xxl233

3 months

omg ippei was banking on the fact that if he explained to and begged shohei after the fact shohei might just agree to let it slide 💀

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Bill Plunkett

@billplunkettocr

1 month

He said No to exchanging gifts or special decorations. So I asked what I should eat on Ohtani Day. "Sushi," he said. Then as he walked away, "Or pizza." Celebrate responsibly. 2/2

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@xxl233

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戻ってファンの人と話して、いただけるということだった。 the “ということだった” pretty much is the part that colloquially provided the context that it’s not him doing the talking… it’s basically “someone said/I was told/I heard”, so “someone told me the fan said I can have it”

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