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II HANDS II TOPHER

@xtopher_babb

2 months

hi so my mom finally got to see me in kinky boots this weekend and she just sent me this last night 😭😭😭

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II HANDS II TOPHER

@xtopher_babb

5 months

stepmom made salmon for xmas dinner, and when my dad and uncle complained about the lack of "actual meat" she said "i'm pescatarian". and when they said "we're not" she said "you know what else you're not? cooking"

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

since this is doing numbers let me just add she also planned to cook chicken and ham but they saw her cooking the salmon first and felt a way and this is why men should spend more time in the kitchen 🙂

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

@puertofico mind you the salmon was 10/10 very good no notes but they just had to say something

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

also also this was not some big dinner party, it was me, my dad, my stepmom, her son and her brother. and she did all the cooking by herself. so.

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

hi hit tweet! nothing really to promote except:

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

and i'm gonna mute now because y'all draining my phone battery but i'm glad yall appreciate a good drag just as much as i do! 😌

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

@/i.veronica.taylor on ig if y’all really wanna stan #euphoria #euphoriabobbi #euphoriaseason2

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

this one clip of taylor hale is the best piece of media that big brother and dare i say the entire cbs network has ever produced #bbreindeergames

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

#gossipgirl writers woke tf up this week i see...

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

#gossipgirl no because luna saying "more delusional than a liberal ye fan" my mouth fell off the hinges

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@xtopher_babb

7 months

the way she gagged herself a bit like she really forgot she was human for a moment

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@korysverse

7 months

raye is truly one of the most talented artists on the scene right now

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@xtopher_babb

11 months

"objectifies men, targets white people" oh it's giving instant classic, actually

Lights Camera Jackson

@LCJReviews

11 months

#JoyRide is embarrassing. Incredibly unpleasant. Like most modern adult "comedies" it's raunchy simply to be raunchy, forgetting there has to be humor attached, and there's none of that. Objectifies men, targets white people. All shock value, "look at me" attitude.

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

no one will ever be them i'm so sorry #loveisblind

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@xtopher_babb

4 months

is it too late to use this as a saltburn reaction

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

@korysverse now why would you say this knowing what happened the last time you talked about a show getting canceled 😭

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

sam levinson had the hair and makeup girls WORKING for their check this week 😭

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

julien getting cleared, max waking up a bit, kate getting double dog duped, monet starting to take her power back, zoya's main girl energy returning, #gossipgirl must be reading our lil tweets because that episode kinda gave!

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@xtopher_babb

7 months

everybody gagging over troye's drag (and it does look gorg) owes @marciax3nyc an apology methinks like sometimes a person is just very pretty!!

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@xtopher_babb

1 month

man on the train yelled "hey pretty thing!" and when the lady next to me reacted he said "not you, i wouldn't pay for that p*ssy if you was selling it for free, i was talking to the f*g" ??? 😭

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

@korysverse no the phoenix force is exactly right actually because ain't no WAY!

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@xtopher_babb

4 months

to anthony ramos who was literally in hamilton THEE broadway musical with ariana and still stood there and let this joke slide: in seven days you will begin to cough...

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@xtopher_babb

16 days

doja cat as roxie hart on broadway when

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

hi i opened my dream show last night and have honestly never felt prettier, happier, or more artistically fulfilled in my life 🥹💕

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

if we're going by the comics then the xmen are absolutely beating they ass BUT if we're going based off the movies the xmen are also absolutely beating they ass

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@xtopher_babb

9 months

Marcia Cube

@marciax3nyc

9 months

Toaster strudels really are that girl. I’m not eating one or anything, I’m just thinking about them.

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@xtopher_babb

10 months

swings either need to be the best paid cast members by a significant margin or the position itself needs to be abolished in favor of more understudies/standbys who only cover one or two roles. having one person covering most your of cast AND paying them less is genuinely insane

MarLife🇭🇹

@MarLife_

10 months

What hill are you willing to die on?

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

i am not replacing twitter once this is gone i'm just going to find peace

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

Zendaya real secure in her relationship because ain't no way i'm letting my man this close to Andrew Garfield

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@AshleyKSmalls

2 years

This prom photo pose 😭

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

@korysverse it's not even like they forgot about her like at this point it's feeling deliberate erasure, and the way zoya is disappearing into a very separate side character too? they really took our two best girls and paid them DUST 😭

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

full episode of Lexi and Bobbi running the high school musical WHEN? #euphoria

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

need Beyoncé to have a $40 ticket section for everybody who released their job last summer like she told us to

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@xtopher_babb

3 years

i just know this song bout to have me feeling tf outta myself let’s GO @Normani #WildForNormani

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

hi i'm 28 now. 🎈

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

hi i feel like a lot of y'all knew this already but if you didn't, this is my next gig and i'm very fucking excited 😇❤️‍🔥👠

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

to all the people in the comments saying she's a narcissist, women are allowed to be confident and know their worth! yes, even black women! hope this helps! ❤️

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@xtopher_babb

4 months

ayo is getting that egot by 30 at the VERY latest

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@mescalist

4 months

oh my god????? OH MY GOD

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@xtopher_babb

28 days

reminiscing on my first k*nky b**ts contract and how i used to get so many notes on how i danced this section but like...how could you not say cvnt idk...🤷🏾

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

@korysverse i need monet and audrey to come for julien's head and i need it expeditiously.

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

every single leaked clip of Beyoncé in dubai has featured insane vocals, staggering production value, and unmatched showmanship like please wake UP this is why she will always be your fave's fave

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@xtopher_babb

10 months

overheard three (3!) men at my catering gig today openly discussing being attracted to minors and when i jokingly said "y'all need to quit or i'm calling the cops" one of them responded with "well the age of consent in new york is 17 so as far as i know i'm good" ???

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

👼🏾#️⃣1️⃣💋

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

idk who needs to hear this but “sometimes we hold on to people because of our history, but not all history is worth remembering or keeping close to us” - one of my fave oomfies

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2 years

💝💙❤️

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

baby girl, why are you standing in the covid test line with no mask on???

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

a bitch made her nyc angel debut toniiight 😇

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

i'm Lola now and that's all very exciting but the real gag is how much i look EXACTLY like my mother 🥴

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

Ryan Murphy walked so Sam Levinson could give us full on cock in every episode

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

thinking about how this is the hottest 8 count i have ever executed

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

my very first show on a national tour and this theater got me feeling very bougie very main character 😌

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

pov you just finished an episode of #euphoria and i'm about to give you some behind the scenes tea

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

hayden panettiere and florence pugh playing sisters when?

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

hotel, motel, etc.

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

i have never once worn this shirt i paid sixty of my own dollars for in public so here is me finding a use for it :)

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

"here's the thing, you're in love with a version of a person that you've created in your head, that you are trying to but cannot fix. the only person you can fix is yourself."

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@xtopher_babb

6 months

if the mean girls movie is good, i win. if the mean girls movie is bad, that's honestly camp, so i still win. y'all will never make me hate it i'm sorry.

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

Kerri Colby is so fucking FUNNY and it's not fair at all because she's so fucking PRETTY TOO 😭

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

the only productive thing i did today was pluck my eyebrows but idk i feel like i kinda snapped? 👀

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

just archived this on ig but genuinely feel like it belongs on twitter so here it is 🤧

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

y’all why did this elderly woman at the train station just yell into her phone, “and that’s why you look damn near deceased, rest in peace BITCH” baby the nursing home ladies are FIGHTINGGG 😭💀😭

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

@mustymimes 🥲🥲🥲

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@xtopher_babb

1 month

third time i've gotten the "too talented to be so reserved" critique so i need y'all to listen to me, come close, and listen...sometimes people are very good at what they do and don't feel the need to be loud about it.

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

got to sleep in this morning 😇

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@xtopher_babb

3 months

my face on the side of new york city center oh yes

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

should i tell my stepmom this is doing numbers lol

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@xtopher_babb

5 months

stepmom made salmon for xmas dinner, and when my dad and uncle complained about the lack of "actual meat" she said "i'm pescatarian". and when they said "we're not" she said "you know what else you're not? cooking"

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

new job followed back 🥰🤪😇

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

booked my first gig of the year :)

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

actors three months into the pandemic:

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

nudes on main :)

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@xtopher_babb

12 days

got the flat iron out 🤧

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

just got an audition to play little richard and you cannot tell me this isn't LITERALLY ME

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

psa: the little people in your televisions are actually whole entire human beings with whole entire lives and personalities outside of the 47 minutes you get to see each week! :)

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

okay who wants clips of me as Lola 🙈

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

no because in this moment both of my chromosomes were x 🥴

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

need this body back asap 🥲

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

time for a put innnnn 🤠

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

i'm really about to get on a flight to go play the lead in one of my dream shows. for the longest time i didn't believe i deserved to even want this, let alone have it. what's for you will find you fr fr 💙

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

callback secured 😌

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

tis a good hair day AND they got Elphie at the train station, these pre-audition vibes are immaculate tbh

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1 year

@GetOffMyLawn53 AHT AHT LEAVE OUR QUEEN ALONE

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

to the moon and back 💚

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@xtopher_babb

1 year

@MediumSizeMeech devastating film, actually 🥲

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

we love an oomfie reunion 🥰

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@xtopher_babb

6 months

wearing these cute lil trousers with a built in bow on the side to solidify my position as this company's resident Office Gay™

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@xtopher_babb

7 days

desperately need a handsome finance bro to be obsessed with me so i can continue to do my little plays while he takes care of me and my bills

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

oomfie weekend part 2!

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

so you agree, you think i'm really pretty?

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

another gay in a jockstrap, groundbreaking

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2 years

oomfie weekend round 1 🥰

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@xtopher_babb

2 years

i know y'all are probably tired of angel content but i am absolutely obsessed with the costuming concept of this skirt being held up, not by any kind of strap, but by these cute lil nipple buttons 🤪🤣