wanderlust⭐ @xowanderlusttt Twitter profile

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30 days

Unajuanga unakapitia when you start going on walks and shit

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When men like a tv show you're watching, they never admit it. They'll just be like "eka zile vitu zako" then proceed to pretend they're not watching

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God bless those conductors who say the names za stage mkifika hapo, wanatusaidia sana sisi socially anxious brethren

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7 months

Siku umechelewa ndio gari huenda kuekewa mpaka pressure omdssss

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3 months

Uber drivers be asking me for directions to where I'm going is so funny to me bc ata mimi sijui imagine

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4 months

If you see my status and you show someone else and they ask why they cannot see it, it's up to you to explain it to them

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1 month

"na umelose weight" Unadhani kujilea na hii economy ni jokes??

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2 months

Rice beans is goated. Ukiongeza avocado? Wow. 10/10 meal

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4 months

Modern Family is funnier than Friends everyone knows this

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6 months

Mirinda should just start manufacturing straw za kukunywa soda zao atp

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11 months

Can't lie there is some kind of peace you feel in church during praise and worship that is calming. Like, everything will be okay🤍

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4 months

Mimi personally if I don't have money, I'm not coming to the hangout sorry

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3 months

Walking slowly behind people so you don't have to say hi >>>

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1 month

I'm such a strict movie watcher lmao like pls shut up I wanna hear everything that's happening

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2 months

Mtu anakuangalia unadhani anakuadmire kumbe anashangaa vile unakaa

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5 months

Eating fries just makes me so happy man

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5 months

Tumechinja kuku ilinirukia asubuhi. Malipo ni hapa hapa

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21 days

Dying on your birthday is kinda poetic idk

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4 months

I've been broke before but this is a discovery

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3 months

Taking care of drunk people while you're sober will really test your patience

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4 months

That "Alfayo bwana" song is so beautiful. Nyabuto's voice is heavenly

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2 months

Sometimes I think to myself, maybe it's time to quit smoking Then I get high and I'm like wow nevermind

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2 months

Pretty little fears is such a 10/10 song. Beautiful

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2 months

Tunajuana ya nini? Si tukulane tu yaishe

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6 months

Lord release me from the shackles of okoa jahazi😭

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1 year

Going to the movies alone and sitting in nearly empty cinemas is one of those peak moments in life where nothing feels real, and you feel infinite.

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5 months

Omgggg I got the job you guysss!!!!!😭😭😭

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5 months

I have a job interview tomorrow that I'm so nervous/excited for!! Really hope it goes well🕯️

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It just dawned on me, I've never experienced no valentine's gift, no new year's kiss, no nothing, just vibes 😭😭

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1 year

@lldszn Is it the same shawry ama your type is his type?

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6 months

Twitter is such a funny place bc you'll see someone tweeting about how in love they are for like a week straight kidogo kidogo amerudi "me and who?"😭😭

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Accidentally fell asleep kwa jav and dreamt that I'd already paid my fare so when the donda woke me up kuniitisha fare I went "si nishalipa" then he looks me dead in the eyes and goes "sistee wacha ujinga" When it finally clicked I wanted to throw myself out the mf window bro😭

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6 months

Adulthood is just depression, bills and sex

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6 months

Luo men are actually good people guys I think huwa mnawaonea

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11 months

Me walking in town jana after my phone was stolen

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4 years

Hey fam 🥰 new on Twitter Let's grow together I follow all those that like and Retweet this #KOTLoyals2020

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1 year

You're traumatized because your parents got divorced? I'm traumatized bc my parents stayed together.

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7 months

Fortunately or unfortunately I'm one of those good grammar babes. Amaze me with your grasp of the English language

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11 months

Crushes are a bit too powerful bc this one made me attend almost all my classes in 2nd year on the off chance that I might walk past him in school.

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23 days

I feel like as a society we'd be so much better if more people wore baggy jeans

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9 months

Why do random strangers (especially men) feel the incessant need to touch you when they talk to you?? Like ongelelea na huko I promise you I can hear you

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8 months

I'm documenting my detox on here. I'm one day Marijuana free

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9 months

Whenever I'm drunk I spend money like I'm rich I hate it😭😭

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7 months

On my tl kuna those people who love Gabzy but hawana tickets, some have tickets lakini hawana watu, others wako na watu na hawana tickets, alafu kuna wewe sasa

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5 months

There's a kind of melancholic sadness that only Lana Del Rey unlocks

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3 months

Dating bi girls is so stressful bc why am I competing for your time with that loser bf of yours still??

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1 year

Shoutout to girls who are off the rails. Girls who are insane. Girls who have just completely lost the fucking plot.

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1 year

@lldszn Let that girl go😭

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6 months

I think we need a serial killer but for like corrupt gov't officials

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8 days

Nowadays tangerines do not tangerine like before

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7 months

We were rooting for you

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Happy birthday to ME!!❤️✨

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1 year

I know I'd be besties with some of you bc we like and retweet the same shit

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4 years

@GhettoTwitts @KariukiEdnah

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1 year

Smocha 75 bob??!! Close down this fucking country.

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4 months

House of Leather inatakanga uingie kama umefunga macho

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5 months

My first new year's resolution is getting a spine tattoo

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4 months

"A beautiful girl like you should smile more, mbona umejam?" Nigga I will shoot you

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4 years

As we wish @LincolnsKE a happy Birthday help me grow to 100 followers fam 😊 Following all likes and retweets #HBDLincolnsKE

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6 months

For once I just want to date someone who smokes as much ouid as me

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Is it valid to end a relationship coz you're bored?

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Watu wa boda can easily indoctrine me into a cult bc I don't be hearing shit they say kazi tu ni "eeeh btw, enyewe"

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You text me "hi" I text back, "hey" Then you text me "hello" What do you think this is?? Battle of the pleasantries?! get to the point buana

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1 year

If you're looking for a reason to drink today, drink in honor of my birthday 💋

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1 year

The age I'm turning tomorrow is alarming bc I'm literally still a child

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11 months

Do y'all also experience that feeling when you're crossing the road and a matatu or bike is coming at you and your brain momentarily stops working and ydk whether usonge mbele ama urudi nyuma? Then they start to honk or yell at you? Yeah that's embarrassing.

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Making friends as an adult is so hard oh my god why did nobody tell me this??

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I love those mini organisms you get when you hold in your pee

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Celibacy is easy when nobody wants you

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10 months

Don't rekindle friendships that died out, it never works.

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5 months

Those "getting butterflies when you see your homie" tweets are so wholesome 😭😭

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2 months

I still think about that guy who was asked whether he's a grower or a shower akasema kwao hawana kuku😭😭

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19 days

You ever look at a couple and wonder, "what do y'all even talk about?"

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4 years

Watu wa "When can I see you" wanacompete na "Wear something nice I'm picking you up"😂lanes

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6 months

Women should be allowed to miss work/school on day 2 of their period idc

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7 months

One thing about me? I'll always "pusss pusssss" every cat I come across

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28 days

Birthday month is here and I have no money, no plans, no friends, no vibes, no desire to live but hey at least I'm high

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22 days

Tomorrow is my birthday naanza kulewa 8am sharp!!

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7 months

Clocked 6 weeks!! celebrating the W with a big fat one tonight

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8 months

I'm documenting my detox on here. I'm one day Marijuana free

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3 months

Tried sushi for the first time and I'm convinced you guys are pretending

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7 months

Lakini in times of crisis mnakuanga funny😭😭

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8 months

I have to be somewhere at 2 so that means I leave my house at 1 which means I start getting ready at 11 which means I finish my errands before 10 which means I wake up at 7 Does anyone else's brain work like this?

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I opened Twitter in public and the first tweet was by Nuditivity bro I've never scrolled so fast!

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