Mostly Tired MLS Snob @xo_GlenCoco Twitter profile

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Mostly Tired MLS Snob

@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Happy “WELL THIS TEAM JUST LOST A FAN” Day

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Mostly Tired MLS Snob

@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Soccer Twitter and non soccer folks finding unity in hating Alexi Lalas’s WC commentary

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@xo_GlenCoco

3 years

I’m watching the #USAvMEX game for the plot The Plot:

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

@_just_kyle @erinjeanwarde I think you mean “soup-er” power

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Telling men on dating apps that @MLS is the best league in the world is my favorite source of entertainment

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@xo_GlenCoco

3 years

Give me the confidence of a mediocre man criticizing USWNT

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

“Imagine if theatre kids got into sports”

Hunter Fangmeyer

@HunterFangmeyer

2 years

What is the easiest way to explain Supporter Groups to people not familiar with Soccer Culture?

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@xo_GlenCoco

7 months

You literally celebrated in front of the supporter section… what tf did you expect to happen?

Marshall Kramsky

@marshallkramsky

7 months

While FC Cincinnati celebrates win, New York Red Bulls fans throw garbage and other items at FC Cincinnati players. Not cool. @WCPO

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Abolish NFL pundits weighing on soccer during the WC

Michelle Magdziuk

@BallBlastEm

1 year

Wait this game just ends in a tie???????????? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. But I just don’t get who can enjoy watching this sport.

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@xo_GlenCoco

10 months

Some of y’all really don’t like women and it SHOWS

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Hey guys!!! I'm doing a research project on Soccer & Identity SO if you all could do me a HUGE solid and take my lovely survey (that I have spent over a month crafting) so I can have data for said project, that would be SWELL. It would mean so much!!!

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@xo_GlenCoco

10 months

All supporter sections have a “no opposing team gear” in the section. It’s always been a rule. How dare a supporter section stay for the supporters!!!!!

Turner saves that

@TurnerSavesThat

10 months

Mocking American supporter culture is kind of a lame trope, but I really wish we hadn’t allowed the hall monitor alumni crowd gatekeep soccer fandom in America. Banning anyone with an Argentina kit is beyond the pale, quite literally. Why not try to get some new fans? 👎🏻

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@xo_GlenCoco

3 years

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@xo_GlenCoco

10 months

Girl, shut the hell up.

Nikki Haley

@NikkiHaley

10 months

The US women’s soccer team is living the American Dream. They were born in the freest, fairest country in the world that has rewarded their hard work. They should remember that blessing & the men & women (like my husband) proudly defending it next time the national anthem plays.

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

After 7 months of unemployment and going through some of the roughest mental health battles of my short life, I finally got a job!!!! Can’t wait to kick off a new normal 🥰

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

In my ✨fame✨ era

Rich Ransom

@Kingrich321

1 year

@xo_GlenCoco YOOOOO!!!!

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Wow omg so accurate

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

It’s actually quite telling that there’s more uproar over the act of the smack and not the humiliation of a woman with an autoimmune disorder

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@xo_GlenCoco

8 months

I love the whole “you’re broke” rebuttal when you say you don’t wanna have to pay 50+ bucks to see an MLS game. Like yea… I am broke, I’m a public school secretary. You think I’m rolling in the dough?!!!

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

10/10 would not recommend getting laid off 5 days before Christmas 😭

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Some of the “wow can’t believe Austin FC got beat by a team from the Haitian League” low key rub me the wrong way. Just because they aren’t a team from Canada, Mexico, or the US doesn’t mean they aren’t good. Soccer in the Caribbean is on the come up! Don’t underestimate them.

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

It may have taken me close to 8 years to finish and I may not have gone to the best school but I’m damn proud of myself for not only being almost done, but also seeing my BA to its completion

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Talking to a pal and trying to name American soccer players that came from humble beginnings and there’s like none???? (Except for like 3!!) Soccer in the US is a privileged sport and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

My mom is flying back from DR and she ran into the Haitian U17 team 🤣

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Saw a critique of USMNT saying that the team should be a better representation of this “melting pot” nation and it’s like… you realize only 30% of the team is white? With 70% being made up of Black and Hispanic folks?

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Every time Pique gets the ball the dude behind yells “SHAKIRA”

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

It’s almost as if tattoos and piercings have no impact on how professional you are…

Tom Hackett

@TomCantHackett

2 years

Diego Luna is the most mature and well spoken 19-year-old I can remember interviewing. Don’t be fooled by the tattoos, piercings, and hairstyle, this man is destined for a long and successful professional career. Love the way he goes about life. #RSL | @kslsports |

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Gm to my fellow MLS fans ONLY

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Actual interaction I had trying to call my local Adidas store: Me: Do y’all have any MLS jerseys in store? Person on phone: No, we only have soccer jerseys Me: ……

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

The day US Soccer Twitter finds out who this is… CHAOS

Justin Egan

@EganSoccerWords

2 years

The @nytimes reporting that a board member of the American Outlaws agreed to a free World Cup trip in exchange in part for reporting fans who make social media posts critical of Qatar.

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Whoever styled this shoot is a goddamn HERO

Chicago Red Stars

@chicagoredstars

1 year

The elegance and style of Chicago, combined with the grit and tenacity of the Red Stars. #TheFoundation

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

BUT CAN HE DO IT ON A RAINY NIGHT IN COLUMBUS, OHIO?

GOAL

@goal

2 years

Lionel Messi will join MLS side Inter Miami in 2023, according to DIRECTV Sports 🇺🇸

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Convinced my dad to go to the @GothamFC game on June 19th simply by saying there’s a Dominican on the team! Hopefully this is the first of many games 🥰

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@xo_GlenCoco

10 months

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Soccer fanatics making fun of Disney Adults like we also don’t spend all of our money on travel/apparel/misc merch (and also go crazy over special/rare merch), have our own lingo, and spend inordinate amounts of time talking about it on the internet

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@xo_GlenCoco

6 months

Ariana, what are you doing here??? #RCTID

𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥

@thecasualultra

6 months

11/11/2023 Poland, Independence Day 🇵🇱 Big banner unfurl by Polish football fans at the Independence March

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Wearing a @DetroitCityFC jersey on a date because I have no personality outside of soccer 🥰

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@xo_GlenCoco

6 years

@notan_fbiagent @SaSSmaSter14 @KaitMarieox Why is she acting like background checks, registering with your local police dept, and taking classes to ensure you are knowledgeable about gun safety/proper gun management is a bad thing????

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@xo_GlenCoco

10 months

Saying you shouldn’t wear opposing team apparel in the supporter section apparently makes me an ultra that’s watched a little too much Green Street Hooligans… K 👍

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Celebrating NJ getting picked as a #FifaWorldCup2026 Host City by wearing my Bomb Pop to work

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@xo_GlenCoco

11 months

. @USMNT game day means I can pull out my favorite kit fit

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11 months

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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Land of the free, home of calling it “soccer” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

@NotAlexis Tried my best to find a clear photo

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Women’s sports needs more villain arcs. Enough of that “wholesome” bullshit.

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1 year

Forgot to take a photo at the game but the ‘fit was 🔥 today

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

I’m a mfin patriot for 90 minutes

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

TAYLOR TWELLMAN WHO HURT YOU

the 13 posts of scooby-doo

@dparks97

1 year

Lmfao dude I’m crying why is Twellman out here posting this

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@xo_GlenCoco

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Matthew Yglesias

@mattyglesias

10 months

I’m sure this is a simpleton take but just like MLB made baseball more popular this year by finally taking crude measures to speed up the game, I feel like soccer would be more exciting if the pitch were somewhat smaller so there were more shots.

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Bridesmaid Tingz

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@xo_GlenCoco

3 years

Hello little boys, little toys 🖤 No better feeling than being able to rep my love for @NewYorkRedBulls without sacrificing my personal aesthetic #RBNY #FittedFridays

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

DR is a Caribbean island usually only known for baseball and never making it out of the CONCACAF qualifiers. HOWEVER! For the first time in my country’s history, they’ve qualified for both the U20 World Cup AND the Olympics. I cannot state how big of moment this is for us.

Olive & York

@olive_york

1 year

🇩🇴U20 World Cup Fundraiser! The DR U-20s have qualified for both the World Cup and the Olympics, one of the biggest accomplishments in the country's soccer history! 100% of the proceeds from the sale of these jerseys will go directly towards the team

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@xo_GlenCoco

3 years

USMNT fans getting on their high horse about homophobic chants but conveniently forget that homophobic behaviors in the stands are still prevalent back home

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Attn members of the Gentry, My ✨Personal✨ Tier List

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

“Why aren’t women into soccer?”

Troll Football

@TrollFootball

1 year

🤝

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

You missed it?! Dawg, WE AT HOME MISSED IT BECAUSE WE CANT SEE IT

Major League Soccer

@MLS

2 years

We’ve missed this. 😍 Goalkeepers putting on a show at Allianz Field! // #MLSAllStar Skills Challenge pres. by @ATT 5G

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@xo_GlenCoco

3 years

Currently, only 5% of attorneys are black/Hispanic and now my brother is OFFICIALLY part of that 5%!!!!! Big boi got sworn in this morning at the CT Supreme Court!!!!!

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

MLS IN THE WILD @NERevolution

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1 year

Drink every time the commentators bring up the one of the Dutch players absent fathers

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1 year

Big fan of MLS tbh

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2 years

Death, taxes, and this photo being used as “yOu GuYs ArE pLAsTiC” Just say y’all can’t dress and move on

Kevin Nakulak

@DJ_Hook

2 years

@FOXSoccer @LAGalaxy @LAFC @MLS lol

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2 years

Mind if I pop off real quick?

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1 year

My Little Dark Age 🖤

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2 years

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN* * = act as surveillance for the State

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1 year

When you only needed 50 responses but it’s now at 1.3k responses!!! YALL ARE THE BEST ❤️

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Hey guys!!! I'm doing a research project on Soccer & Identity SO if you all could do me a HUGE solid and take my lovely survey (that I have spent over a month crafting) so I can have data for said project, that would be SWELL. It would mean so much!!!

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Still bigger than NYCFC’s Cup Banner

Rob Spence

@robspence

2 years

My STH gift arrived. Nice try @MNUFC . What am I supposed to do with a 2’x3’ “blanket”?

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

TL Active? I went WWWAAAYYY out of my comfort zone with this two piece ‘fit for SIL’s Funky Town themed Bach. How we feeling about this?

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3 years

This is why I love Gotham FC

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3 years

Hey SGs and FOs! You know what would be a really great gift to the queer soccer community instead of slapping rainbows on merch to sell for profit?! Making sure we actually feel safe and not have our identities used as insult chants towards rival teams

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2 years

These colors don’t run BITCH

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2 years

Me and my emotional support crustaceans floatie

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@xo_GlenCoco

3 years

Y’all Mckennie is 23 yrs old. His frontal lobe isn’t even fully formed yet. Heck, mine is and I still be doing stupid shit. Relax.

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

Judging from the replies, no one in the fanbase gets the reference 😂😂😂

U.S. Soccer Men's National Team

@USMNT

1 year

That’s hot.

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

I hate going to bars by myself (I’m working on my social anxiety!!) but I am forcing myself to go to the Football Factory by myself so I can see the Derby w/ other Milanistas (pls clap)

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1 year

The Soccer is Boring crowd is real quiet rn

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2 years

AAAYYYEEE THIS IS SO COOL

New York Red Bulls

@NewYorkRedBulls

2 years

@xo_GlenCoco @Topps A work of art, if we do say so ourselves 🎨

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2 years

When your birthday falls on #FittedFridays 🙌

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Since everything is chaos rn and we could all use a little kindness, I’m gonna do an anti-festivus. I’m gonna air out the reasons why I’m happy you’re in my life. Like this tweet and I’ll drop ya a line.

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2 years

Sorry, I’m just obsessed with this Anthropologie dupe I found at Walmart

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Split a whole chicken with me at the Atlanta United game so I know it’s real

Matt 🐝

@3amWaffleHouse

2 years

Drunken jamaican jerk whole chicken with curried collard greens and candied yams. $22 at the Atlanta United game.

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2 years

It's bad bitch o'clock.

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3 years

It’s no long Hot Girl Summer, it’s Hot Mess Summer. I’m bringing Cobra Starship back.

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

If everyone could please spare a moment to send me good thoughts, I have a V IMPORTANT interview tomorrow. 🥰🥰🥰

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5 months

Leagues Cup has the appeal of a corporate office pizza party

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3 years

I, a 25 yr old, want to get this merely because I have the expendable income now after growing up poor

Fat Kid Deals

@FatKidDeals

3 years

HOT ITEM WILL SELL OUT! Barbie Dreamhouse Dollhouse with Wheelchair Accessible Elevator, only $179!!

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

Carli, I’m not even trying to be shady here but you grew up in Delran Twnshp, a suburb with a median household income of 77k and only 3.2% of the population living under the poverty line.

Carli Lloyd

@CarliLloyd

2 years

✌🏼

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2 years

Sshhhh the baby is sleeping

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NBD!!!!!!

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Blue Wednesday

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I’m late as hell to this but I just found out that there’s a Dominican that plays for @GothamFC 🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴 DR PARA EL MUNDO!!!

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2 years

“Wow, I can’t believe everyone doubted us, the second seed team”

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2 years

Planning a jersey themed birthday party where everyone has to wear their favorite jersey/team apparel and I am so pumped

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Happy Halloween!!!!! 🎃🎃🎃

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1 year

Tuesday Night Class Kit Fit

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1 year

Nbd, just ran into Lewis Morgan chilling in the supporter section

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10 months

The greatest honor of my kit ‘fits career 🫡

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2 years

I kept complaining about eurosnobs and my friend called me an “Arrogant MLS fan” From now on, pls refer to me using this

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@xo_GlenCoco

1 year

The girl of your dreams to me is a fan

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3 years

Aside from all the stuff that’s going on, I wanted to humble brag to say that I got a 3.3 GPA for this Fall Semester!!!!! All while working full time, figuring out my adhd brain, doing Plastics stuff and being in a panoramic!!!!!!!

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@xo_GlenCoco

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Update

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@xo_GlenCoco

2 years

When you forget your change of clothes so you have pull up to the supporter section like this

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