Funny how some of my ‘mates’ can’t take 2 seconds of their time to enter my giveaway&support my business but they can enter fuckin Molly Mae’s giveaway and even have the cheek to TAG ME in it hahahahaha go away
In A&E &some lads just bounced in wearing wellies about 2 sizes too big for him&a fishing hat proper off his barnet saying hes just got back from creamfields with a sore throat&his strepils aren’t working hahahaha arrr am off
The main thing it taught me is that about 95% of Scouse girls actually know how to dress for a fezzy instead of ur kind walking round with their bare asses out&a bikini top with a fishnet fucking body stocking over it&glittered roots with space buns🥴
I realise this is petty but when u constantly make the effort to support what they do&u ask one little favour&get blanked but then tagged in a competition that a celeb is doing, which btw u have no chance of winning against 1 million+ other people, it’s fuckin rude
Plus-sized traveler demands free seats, better accommodations on airlines:
“All plus-size passengers should be provided with an extra free seat, or even two or three seats depending on their size, to accommodate their needs and ensure their comfort during the flight”
Anyway I’m expecting nothing from no one anymore, the effort from my side will stop an lets see how long the friendships last cause I am DONE, hope molly mae picks u btw x
Why does this girl feel the need to tell twitter 20 times a day that she’s got money? Not only that but she goes on as if she’s better than people who actually work cause she gets paid more for taking her clothes off
Some fella failed security before, kicked off at me for a good 5 minutes roaring down the phone then went dead calm ‘you’ll be hearing from my solicitors Abbie, you are the weakest link, goodbye’ 🤣🤣🤣
She really got this offended when I said she shags her own son, then proceeds to make a video with him sayin ‘finger finger, smell smell’ hahaha DiSgUsTiNg hUmAn ‘BeAn’
Everyone laughs when I say I’m going on holiday with me mum, nan&their mates but I actually have a ball with them an we make memories that I’ll cherish forever so u can laugh all u want but I love it😊😂
Walking through Amsterdam and every other group of scousers we’ve seen have walked past an went ‘scousers’ without even hearing us talk😂can spot eachother anywhere
Yeno what, people laugh that i go on holidays/weekends away with me mum, nan&their mates but I am so blessed that i have that kind of relationship with them, i get ‘what r u doin with these arl ones’ all the time but i wouldnt want it any other way❤️☺️
Chris Watts should be tortured in every way imaginable for the rest of his life, while his mum&dad watch. How can u forgive someone who killed ur pregnant daughter in-law an ur 2 baby granddaughters. Sick horrible cunts fuck them all
‘Stand a door to protect others’ hahahaha alls they do is stop lads entering clubs cause they don’t like their shoes, an prey on teenage girls the fucking fat baldy mings
Last thing I’m gonna say about that dirt shagging in public - Typing her name in on insta&seeing all the seedy lads u know following her (some who have birds too👀) is hysterical hahahahaha do use ever have a day off🤦🏼♀️
Can’t believe Olivia Attwood was the only reason I was gonna watch I’m a Celeb again for the first time in years an she’s quit after the first episode hahahahaha gutted, she would have terrorised Matt Hancock we’ve been robbed
Feel proper down lately, just wanna be back to me normal dick ed self instead of fucking miserable all the time🥴can’t even hold a conversation with anyone without wanting to cry hahahaha what the fuck🤦🏼♀️
Walking round zara earlier&a girl went “I feel like this dress would suit Lucy” &her mate went “Anything would suit Lucy she’s soooo pretty its not fair” &they continued to big their mate up who weren’t even there, love that for Lucy whoever she is❤️🥺
I find it hilarious that I never miss my mates birthdays even when I can’t be assed going, but when it comes to planning something for my birthday everyone goes quiet or is too busy🥲
Wowww I can’t believe how much this is blowin up😳thankyou to every single person so far who’s entered my giveaway, shared my page or just sent nice messages after seeing this tweet, ur all too kind I feel like cryin😭🥰I’m working through all ur entries its hard to keep up now🤣
Funny how some of my ‘mates’ can’t take 2 seconds of their time to enter my giveaway&support my business but they can enter fuckin Molly Mae’s giveaway and even have the cheek to TAG ME in it hahahahaha go away
Only a few days ago Stephen Bear laughed about how he’d play the suicide card to get people to feel sorry for him&now he’s having a ‘breakdown’ on instagram with not a single tear in sight&people are feeling sorry for him? Are u all dumb
@xkxcxx
Girl isn’t it mad!!🤣🤣 I just don’t understand how you wouldn’t wanna support your friends, I love seeing anyone do well&I do what I can to help, it takes two seconds to share something for someone but they act like ur asking for too much🤣🤦🏼♀️
My fella recons after 3.5 years that we should swap sides of the bed for a night to see if we prefer it cause he slept on my side last night while I stayed in mine&he had a better nights sleep? No
I’m in one bastard of a mood with a proper face on me but just smiled at a random girl in Tesco so I didn’t look snotty&heard her go to her mum ‘I love when girls smile’ &her mum went back ‘aww thats lovely’ so now I don’t feel as bad hahahaha
I bought this bitch (who always snarls me) some sanitary pads in work the other day cause the machine took her last pound&she was pure stressing, &she still fuckin snarls when she walks past hahahahaha rude I will never be nice again
HATE doing this but could everyone please follow&share my new little business for me please🙈in the process of getting a shop but I’m now taking orders on insta&facebook and got lots of fab bits coming soon🥰every share would mean the world
How weird are them girls that message u when you follow them like ‘do I know you??’ No girl i just think ur pretty an u dress nice&now you’ve made me feel like a freak
Me fella’s just bought himself 2 yankee candles from Cheshire Oaks, then we went in the Asda so he could get a new xbox pad.. &he bought another candle🙃imagine my embarrassment when the girl goes ‘uve just spent £50&ur only buyin her a candle’ &he replies ‘thats mine too’ 🤣
Town’s a fucking joke&all the fat baldy bouncers need to get their heads out their asses, baffles me how ye can be such a cunt for no reason yeno, absolute weirdos
If u hear of a tragedy happenin&the first thing u do is start fear mongering&spreadin rumours ur a fuckin weirdo. A poor man nearly got blown up&saved god knows how many people&alls people are doin is panicking others by spreadin lies about more bombs goin off all over the city🤯
Imagine bein that desperate that you’d get with a literal sex offender&paedophile, mock the girl he posted revenge porn of&now tweet about all the (bad) attention ur getting🥴mental illness, some girls have no shame it’s weird
Proper cringey all these pretty paramedics puttin pics up in their uniform then seein all the lads sayin the same shite like ‘arrr think ive done me leg in’ ‘think ive had a stroke can ye come an see to me’ hahahaha have a day off will use🤦🏼♀️
Devastating when you physically can’t finish a meal cause ur too full, then a few hours later ur starving again&wishing u didn’t waste it😭💔just want me steak back
Just spent half an hour reading something on Facebook about a couple who adopted a ‘6 year old with dwarfism’, who turned out to actually be a 22 year old psychotic dwarf who wanted to kill them🤯my head is gone, goodnight x
Sorry for boring u all with these boxes AGAIN but my first lot all ready to go🥰still waiting on more boxes for the rest of ur orders, can everyone pls share it would mean the world🐰
Every single time I go out, I get the same questions off me dad the next day ‘no one ever offers u a line do they? Do any of ur mates snort that shite? Have u ever tried a ciggy? U better not have ever took a tablet off anyone’ 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Last year on me birthday i was stood at the bar& literally watched the girl next to me nudge her mate&say ‘dont make it obvious but look at her, she looks like a giraffe’ an i swear to god I’m still annoyed at myself for not swilling the little ugly midget🙃😂
Hard work tryna order a chippy when ur fella acts like a 2 year old&won’t have anything that contains veg. Refuses to eat fried rice if it has a pea in it. Wanna share chicken chow mein? Better not have a single bean sprout or it won’t get touched. Fucking grow up
Just had the most unexpected call to say I’ve got my job back😭absolute sobbed to me mum with happiness cause it’s been the shittest few months for me not working&I felt like I weren’t getting anywhere. Finally some good news for me❤️happy happy happyyyy
Girls u are all invited to mine on the 3rd April, we will wear r ladies day outfits an cry into r triple vodkas, strangers welcome the more the merrier x
Also to everyone asking my insta is
@home
.comforts20 ☺️ sorry if I don’t reply to ur message I’m getting so many! Honestly appreciate u all, it’s so nice seeing strangers tryna support a new business❤️
I still can’t believe anyone actually found the original one funny, why’s she tryin it again the daft bint. I hate this woman with every fibre of my being omg
Ha ye little slag, ye fellas a fat victim. I don’t like ur fella🙅🏻♂️end of the story🙅🏻♂️if it’s not gonna happen in a few years time, gonna sneak out the bush, bang bang, pop him
I’ve worked an 11.5 hour shift today, got home at 6&been doing orders since, got loads of deliveries&collections tomorrow an I just wanna cry cause I’m drained but at the same time so happy cause a few months ago I was jobless&had no motivation to do anything...
Just sneaked out to the shed to rob some of me mums stash of chocolates which she uses to make cheesecakes, me fella bent me over in the doorway like messin about an me mums just told us she watched us on the camera hahahahaha wanna die🤦🏼♀️
Can’t believe I finally got offered a contract yesterday after being on the agency for over 3 years. Finally don’t have to worry about being randomly laid off anymore&a nice little pay rise too😁happyyy
Super proud of my fella getting offered a contract in his second week of his new job, finally found something he loves&I couldn’t be happier for him🥺❤️
Everyone chattin this isn’t weird cause his son’s got autism.. Autism or not, your 19 year old daughter should not be getting baths and sleeping naked with ur 16 year old son, it’s fucking weird and disgusting
Oh I’ve fucking heard it all now!! So does that mean because i don’t have any attraction to 90 year old men I’m ageist? Every straight person on earth is homophobic for not fancying the same sex? NOT EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO EVERYONE, IT DOESNT MAKE US BAD PEOPLE
@nirvanaphill
if you dont have any attraction to transgender individuals that means you are transphobic. i never said once that you liking you're mates makes you gay this only applys to people who dont like the idea of being with another man or woman who is trans?.
Can’t bare driving with me mum in the car, she makes a comment about everything I do&it fucking winds me up. If I wanna pull out on someone i will, leave me alone
Fucking disgusting making people choose between getting a vaccine they don’t want and having any sort of life. If you agree with this you’re seriously fucked in the head, how are they getting away with this?