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just a crazy ol' bear...'nuff said?

Saint Louis, MO, USA
Joined March 2012
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1 year
along the way back home, got to stop and spend a wonderful evening catching up with my dear friend Jed! you’ll never find a sweeter, more endearing man!
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finally getting to catch up with a dear friend of mine! this is the place!
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1 year
finally getting to catch up with a dear friend of mine! this is the place!
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1 year
along the way back home, got to stop and spend a wonderful evening catching up with my dear friend Jed! you’ll never find a sweeter, more endearing man!
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@kathymuscato @auntiesiannan @CharlieDaniels nowhere in revelations will you find the word Chalupa
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sneaky fuckin’ #ChiComs ! they just wanna know how we deal with freezing our asses off! figure it out for yourselves, bitches! #chinesespyballoon
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morning on the mississippi
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1 year
dad’s buying hardware at the Daddy Store
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1 year
the trick here, boys & girls, is to cut the stack in half w/out sending half of it off the far side of the plate! surprisingly, it was successful!!
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on
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y’know, #FredAndEthyl COULD help me fold laundry…and i really DO need a shave…or we could all just say fuck it and go take a nap. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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1 year
made cherry cheesecakes today. tune in tomorrow to find out how they taste (they have s #to spend 4 hours + in the fridge)
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1 year
as promised, it turned out delicious!! Matt had made some strawberry whipped cream for another bake and it was perfect!!
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2 years
yeah, 6+” is perfect to make snow angels, but i’m too old for that shit so ya gotta settle for this today! #crazyoldman #stupidfatfuck #crazybutnotTHATcrazy
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1 year
13F sunrise on the Mississippi
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4 years
super fun leather night!! WOOF!! 😈🥒🤪🐕🍑🍆😈
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2 years
who needs a special day to tell my Schnuckidoodle i love him?!?!
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1 year
figures…on the one day i’m helping out at the office, it’s nice and sunny.
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3 years
20 years ago i went on my first date with a cute sweet man. for 9 months or so i refused to admit we were in a relationship. someone knew better. mutt is a lucky bastard!
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1 year
time once again for my annual eye exam and can confirm…i still have eyes that can see. 👍 so i got THAT going for me..:
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1 year
happiness is… …a pair of warm jammie’s fresh from the dryer on a cold winter’s morning
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4 years
sometimes, even your best days can end in tears
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3 years
as you go thru your day, take time to stop and smell the roses . . #jockstrapbear #jockstrap
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4 years
guess who starts their new job tomorrow???!!!??? #excited #gainfullyemployed
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5 years
well, we got a few flurries...
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10 months
it’s a love:hate relationship as of today @redcrossmo
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4 years
practicing recycle distancing because #fridayisalwaystrashday 🤪🐕
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4 years
goin' for the gig
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5 years
#Tarzgey has upped their game and reached new levels of #faggotry this year! #FABulous dahlinks!!
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3 years
a woofy easter with my schnookie-doodle and a close group of friends
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5 years
everyday is like sunday...
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11 months
8 years today ago we got married-married and it’s our 22nd annibearsary! so off on another honeymoon with my honey-bunch! L😍VE YOU BABYBABY!!
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3 years
minishirts aren't just for chicks anymore
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3 years
finally got to meet my little brother after nearly 15 years...you can't believe how happy it is tonight! thank you, universe for letting our orbits cross paths after all these years! 🤪🥰
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y’know, #FredAndEthyl COULD help me fold laundry…and i really DO need a shave…or we could all just say fuck it and go take a nap. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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3 years
day is done; gone the sun (for intents and purposes)
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1 year
midway point of today’s journey…that deserves a strawberry sundae! yum!
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2 years
a couple of beers on a sunday afternoon with @Sir_andhispup
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3 years
you cant believe how fucking lucky i am to have run into this man nearly 20 years ago...i cant live without him!
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4 years
mimosas in paradise with the one i love!
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3 years
all the rage
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4 years
so wonderful to finally meet David and Carlos! thank you both for a marvelous evening!
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3 months
hello. my name is woofer. perhaps you’ve heard of me. sorry for missing you all this past month. i’m fine. promise. i’ll do a catch-up. soon. maybe. who cares. i do apologize to those who were worried about me and thank you again to those who reached out to check on me.
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3 years
last brunch before SIR heads home Monday
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5 years
a wonderous 60th birthday to my Mr Wonderful, Matt!! 🤪🐕♥️🥝✅
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1 year
happiness is… …a pair of warm jammie’s fresh from the dryer on a cold winter’s morning
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1 year
woofy valentine’s day to you and yours😍😍
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4 years
#TBT today in 2014 Santa relaxing before his big night #🎅
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3 years
everythings coming up roses!
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4 years
7am: time to get up and do SOMEthing constructive...
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4 years
second level job interview...tech skills & HR/culture fit. tomorrow: the big boss lady...*SQUEEE!!*
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sneaky fuckin’ #ChiComs ! they just wanna know how we deal with freezing our asses off! figure it out for yourselves, bitches! #chinesespyballoon
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5 years
forgot to put out the offerings last night, but beat the truck this morning because #fridayisalwaystrashday
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4 years
it's a quarantine holiday, so do you really need to get put the bed?? guess ya gotta pee sometime...
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3 years
us pups are waiting for the gurl half of #FredAndEthyl to return from her toilette in the backyard so we can have SNAX!!!! on #TummyTuesday
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3 years
new steel grey onesie from @mistrbearmtl so soft and comfy! they've got such a wonderful line of goodies that even us full-figured bears can wear! more to cum! 🤪🐕‍🦺💙
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3 years
after chiro dinner w/ Hubby and SIR! #sublife
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4 years
finally back in a pool!! and with SIR, you know it's #sippycupineffect !!
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3 years
Saturday night mutt grooming!
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3 years
a bear of a day
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