βYes hello, how would you like the recline in my muscular body and partake of the fruit of my Pfizer?β
βNo Fauci, we arenβt married. We arenβt even datingβ¦β
βAccept my Pfizer.β
βFauci Iβm waiting to be boosted by-β
βI am scientifically superior to most.β
*slowly lifts sleeve*