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@wh0repari

6 months

i love being on top (academically or sexually?)

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@wh0repari

2 months

the sluttiest thing a man can do is explain a difficult math problem to you without being condescending

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@wh0repari

3 months

pls use condoms today, we don't need anymore scorpios😔🙏

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@wh0repari

7 months

girl it's 6am and i am comforting my ex who's going thru a breakup w the chick he cheated on me with T_T

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@wh0repari

5 months

dated multiple people this year but i know that years later when i look back at 2023 i'll remember only 1 relationship which wasn't even a relationship but i loved that boy with all my heart & then some more and if he comes back to me today, i'll take him back w/o thinking twice

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@wh0repari

8 months

my casteist flatmate's extremely casteist mom came over to our place and asked us to not make egg/chicken,, so ofc me and my roommate made bread omelette for brunch today🥰🥰🥰

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@wh0repari

5 months

funniest analogy ever

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@wh0repari

5 months

dad caught me reading a novel at 2am😭😭 got scolded and was asked to put it down and go to sleep,, the last time smth like this happened i was in 9th grade, busy reading percy jackson & the battle of the labyrinth while i should've been preparing for pre annuals sksksk NOSTALGIA

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@wh0repari

7 months

deepika is such a slay girlie,, she not only normalised speaking up abt mental health but she also normalised situationships on national tv, i love her

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@wh0repari

8 months

this absolutely dom daddy i once casually hooked up w kept kissing my face even as i kept giggling and blushing and the man didn't stop until i absolutely fell in love w him,, the next day he dropped me off and that was that. 🥲

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8 months

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

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@wh0repari

4 months

today, as the streets reverberate with the chants of jai shree ram, w bhagwa flags and banners everywhere and the s @nghis bursting crackers celebrating the inauguration, YOU MUST REMEMBER the blood on which this temple has been built and the death of secularism.

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@wh0repari

4 months

"Ayodhya was just a station on the way; Hindu Rashtra the final destination" - Javed Anand

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@wh0repari

6 months

chole titure

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@wh0repari

7 months

the horrors of being a woman.

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@wh0repari

6 months

rupi, your poems maybe shit but your principles are lit

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6 months

I received an invite from the Biden administration for a Diwali event being held by the VP on nov 8. I decline any invitation from an institution that supports the collective punishment of a trapped civilian population—50% of whom are children.

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@wh0repari

4 months

ex situationship of 1.5 yrs who NEVER, NOT ONCE posted me on his story (not even on my bday) js posted his new situationship w a cute ass caption😍🥰✨😋🌻

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@wh0repari

4 months

one thing abt my ex- he had a great personality. like he was smart (is in iit kharagpur rn), politically correct, FUNNY, pretty fkn amazing at sex, and also very easy on the eyes. so if i could pull THAT, what am i even doing running behind losers w absolutely no personality😭👎

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@wh0repari

7 months

good newz hai (im not pregnant) 🥳

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@wh0repari

7 months

the horrors of being a woman.

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@wh0repari

8 months

SMASH SMASH SMASH

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@wh0repari

7 months

one of the saddest, most gut wrenching feelings has got to be mourning the potential of a relationship that you know would've been perfect only if the timing was right, only if y'all were in the same cities, only if you were not fucked in the head, only if. only if. only if.

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@wh0repari

7 months

pov: you come all the way from your city to bombay to meet me and i am your personal tour guide who clicks nice pics of you w/o you asking for it, hehe <3

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@wh0repari

4 months

the way pottery is so romanticized now and all these pottery workshops cater only to the higher middle class people who can afford to spend 2k for an hour long workshop bcs it's 'therapeutic' is SO FUNNY to me

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4 months

Do people forget that in India pottery was considered to be the job of “lower castes” y’all just taking up this now cuz other countries value it.

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@wh0repari

5 months

it's really sad how my last failure of a relationship has changed me as a person. i don't love as freely anymore, it's almost as if i measure the love i give out. i treat relationships like a game now, i make it a point to be the one who loves less so that i don't get hurt.

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@wh0repari

7 months

it is SO HOT when a man is good at chess but not in a cocky way,, more like c'mere babygirl let me whoop your ass at chess before i bend you over the chess board, make you watch the game you lost & you won't feel bad abt losing cause you'll be feeling SO many other things YES PLS

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@wh0repari

7 months

not my roommate waking the cat up saying "BITCH IT'S TIME FOR WORK" because i had a mental breakdown at 4am and she's our emotional support animal😭😭

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@wh0repari

6 months

drinking up before going for Animal was the wisest decision we ever made

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@wh0repari

6 months

if they don't react to ur nud3s like this, they don't deserve it

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@wh0repari

23 days

realest advice ever

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@wh0repari

3 months

date idea: you come over to my place, and as soon as u enter my room you see how it's covered in posters and i make u sit, then i sit on ur lap and explain every poster in detail and why i put it up, what it means to me, why it's important enough to be up on my wall etc.

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@wh0repari

5 months

i'm so exhausted, i'm literally bone tired of making hinge profiles & casual dating & being in a situationship for months only for it to end abruptly. i can't do this anymore. when someone is ready to fall intensely and irrevocably in love with me, please hit me up. thanks, bye.

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@wh0repari

7 months

just got my heart broken, who wants to be my sexy hot rebound DM😋

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@wh0repari

4 months

lunch: prawn pratishtha sushi 🍣

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@wh0repari

6 months

morning stiffness, but i whisper 'morning' into his ears and he gets stiff 😋

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@wh0repari

5 months

realest tweet ever

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@blowsomecherry

5 months

Skinny guys

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@wh0repari

4 months

mommy thighs you were saying?

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@wh0repari

8 months

watching porn w your girlies is such a peak bonding moment 🤌

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@wh0repari

8 months

my dissertation is on sexual politics. my research methodology is literally js having sex

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@wh0repari

6 months

need to stop dating ppl i meet on twt cause where do i bitch abt my exes now

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@wh0repari

3 months

ashamed to tell y'all that a man kept me awake till 6am,, i will go sleep now😔🙏

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@wh0repari

7 months

BOYCOTT BRANDS THAT SUPPORT ISRAEL

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@wh0repari

7 months

so i recently started talking to my ex again and everytime we text it js reminds me why i fell for him in the first place (help😭) the way he remembers everything after a year of not talking, the way he effortlessly makes me feel safe,, dear god save me🙏

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@wh0repari

5 months

jesus christ, just when i thought i was moving on

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@wh0repari

8 months

point is, a man can js be good at foreplay/aftercare,, doesn't mean he in love w you😡😞

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@wh0repari

4 months

i hope the god whose name you chant does exist. i hope you face him. i hope he never forgives you.

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@wh0repari

2 months

oomf came over and helped me do laundry😭😭 im literally her

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@wh0repari

4 months

remember how this entire inauguration is a violation of everything that the Constitution portrays india to be- largest democracy, unity in diversity- it's all bull crap. remember this when you cast your vote in the 2024 elections.

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@wh0repari

7 months

only if men lasted a little longer

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@wh0repari

8 months

guys i be randomly flirting w y'all in the comments but it means nothing it's js my natural rizz,, if i flirt w y'all in the DMs then it's real

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@wh0repari

7 months

15 mins in, NNN failed

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@wh0repari

7 months

tamil is literally the most beautiful language to express love in. period.

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7 months

the possibilities to express love in the language of tamil intimidates me more than my mother tongue, it's a very beautiful and soul stirring language.

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@wh0repari

7 months

how do i let my delhi fuvkbuddies know that im back in town, very subtly

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@wh0repari

4 months

"Ayodhya was just a station on the way; Hindu Rashtra the final destination" - Javed Anand

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@wh0repari

4 months

TISS has become so saffronized,, these mfs released a notice asking us to not conduct any protests against the idol inauguration but now dssf members are having full on celebration inside the campus, distributing sweets and lighting diyas IT'S A SOCIAL SCIENCE INSTITUTE FFS

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4 months

they're busting crackers INSIDE college and yelling j*I sh*i r*m I'm going to kms

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@wh0repari

1 month

never buying mirchi pakora again!! they gave me a drake😓😓

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@wh0repari

7 months

@youbelongwimeee wow, what's the point of listening to Taylor Swift if this is how you talk to women, ew.

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@wh0repari

7 months

when a guy says "oh im not letting you pay", that's literally so hot pls. like yeah i can take care of myself, i can pay for my own shit BUT. ✨BEING TAKEN CARE OF✨ top tier only.

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7 months

he never lets me pay

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@wh0repari

5 months

when i tell him im gonna go take a shower and he says "akele akele😏😏"

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@wh0repari

6 months

whoever invented raj kachori can have my whole heart,, what a beautifully layered dish, the tangy meethi chatni with the spicy hari chutney mixed with fresh dahi and the crunchy kachori filled w aloo and channa AAAAAAAAA MASTERPIECE

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@wh0repari

8 months

I'm gonna go one step ahead and say

pavan

@commoncitrizen

8 months

I'm gonna start a dialogue

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@wh0repari

2 months

can't believe i fumbled the SWEETEST boy cause i was hung up on my worthless piece of shit ex😔😔😔

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@wh0repari

5 months

on my bad days i think about how my 10th grade crush matched w me on hinge 5yrs later and he told me i have such kissable lips and we hooked up,, big W for 15 y/o sanjh ngl

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@wh0repari

7 months

you but no face🐍

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@wh0repari

6 months

girl breakfast☕

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@wh0repari

2 months

me and who

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@wh0repari

6 months

i cant stop coughing in the metro and all i have to drink is the pepsi i used to dilute 250ml whiskey,, wHaT dO i DoOo

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@wh0repari

7 months

idk how to answer when sum1 asks me if i'm single,, like yes, cause im not really in a relationship. but im in 5 diff situationships and im trynna figure out if a relationship can be built there but after a year of fucking it js ends so i've js been in a series of situationships

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@wh0repari

7 months

😭how😭do i😭touch😭myself😭w these😭long😭ass😭nails😭

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@wh0repari

3 months

pls save me 5'11 mallu boy w curly hair PLS SAVE ME

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@wh0repari

5 months

i js need a sugar daddy to pay for my therapy sessions is that too much to ask for😔

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@wh0repari

7 months

let me deconstruct that,, stanning a footballer says a lot about a person's personal politics as footballers usually turn out to be misogynistic cheating lying piece of fkn trash, while Swift on the other hand is actively fighting misogyny. hope that makes sense now

🦕 (Taylor's version)

@Prrataapp

7 months

Better than being a 23 y/o ‘swiftie’ lmfao

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@wh0repari

4 months

for the amount of horny i have, i need a sneaky link who lives 5 mins away from me, who'll drop everything and come over whenever i need, and who'll fuck me senseless and then leave no questions asked (applications open)

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@wh0repari

8 months

@facistmodiishot when it's you😃

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@wh0repari

6 months

sO beautiful, sO elegant🍷

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@wh0repari

7 months

to all the horny men in my DMs, mere husn ke ilaava kabhi dil bhi maang lo😔

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@wh0repari

3 months

so my ex situationship is applying to the college im in and ofc i want him to get in, but i also know for a fact that if he gets in we'll start hanging out a lot and we'll end up sleeping together. AGAIN. and i don't want that but i kinda want that but ohmygod make it stop

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@wh0repari

4 months

got fucked into oblivion,, god knows i needed it after the terrible week i've had pls🙏

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@wh0repari

4 months

sanghi mfs be scrolling through my entire feed only to qrt my tweets w PRETTY PICS of mine😭😭😭 such fatherless behavior pls

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@wh0repari

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fourth base is me telling you my math board exam score

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@wh0repari

7 months

mumbai ➡️ delhi

𝗟𝘂'.

@ssc_zhith

7 months

October dump? Let’s have it.

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@wh0repari

8 months

@cinematiclibrty silent rebellion 🙏

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@wh0repari

5 months

dear diary, i need to get fucked.

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@wh0repari

5 months

he also likes beef fry w parotta and he loves watching malayalam movies. watch them with him. he loves his bike way too much and he will never let you ride it, but he'll take you on rides with him. hold on to him when he does. and pls, just love him. god knows he needs that.

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@wh0repari

5 months

if u dating my ex rn please buy him a pack of choti advance bcs he's always running short of those. and when u hand those over to him, don't scold him for smoking too much. w cigs he likes chai but sometimes when he does drink coffee, he likes it warm. so dont let the milk boil.

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@wh0repari

6 months

idk whether it's cute or depressing how many opportunities people have invented to make wishes. birthday candles, eyelashes, shooting stars, angel numbers, dandelions. people say they don't believe in the universe or God, but nobody ever passes up an opportunity to make a wish <3

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@wh0repari

8 months

having me as a gf is not for the weak

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@wh0repari

6 months

today is one of those days where i absolutely regret the kind of ppl i've slept with js bcs i was touch starved

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@wh0repari

8 months

i will read everything that's not coming for my exam day after tmrw bc exam readings give sm anxiety i can't

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@wh0repari

6 months

looking js like a waow today,, who wants to see pics😋

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@wh0repari

3 months

today is a great day

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Hahaha 🤣🤣

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@wh0repari

5 months

we got thrown out of a fkn club😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ON NEW YEAR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@wh0repari

6 months

are there any single mallu boys who would like to go on a date (asking for a friend)

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@wh0repari

4 months

w33d horny <<< alcohol horny

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@wh0repari

7 months

FUCK THE SPINELESS COWARDS POSTING ABOUT MATTHEW PERRY AFTER KEEPING SHUT ALL THIS WHILE

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@wh0repari

4 months

@27ligass toh lawdya constitution mein secular country kyun likha hai akal ke dushman

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@wh0repari

7 months

read this post on instagram that said- "If Israelis stop fighting, there will be peace. If Palestinians stop fighting, there will be no more Palestinians." more people need to hear that.

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@wh0repari

7 months

everyone who fought the trolls on my pregnancy test post yesterday- ILY ALL SM👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩