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girls will be like “it’s fine” n start writing the declaration of independence in their notes app

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flirting is cheating btw

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me? cheat? i reread our favorite messages when i miss you

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if my girl wanted lego flowers i’d simply buy her lego land, but that’s just me tho

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date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep

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“bro” but romantically

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girls tell you “goodnight” then spend the next 4 hours on tiktok

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texting and facetiming at 2am is how you’ll end up in love

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i say “this my song” to about 50 songs

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i might be ugly but i used to be uglier

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tomorrow is monday again?? i can’t do this anymore

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i’m not downloading no new apps, if twitter and tiktok dies that’s it im fuckin free

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normalize letting me talk without making any sense

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idc if the argument was 4 weeks ago if i find out new information im comin back for round 2

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i’ll send a risky text then start being productive for no reason

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if she uses “<3” she’s so loyal

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apple music >>> spotify music

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having different convos on different apps with the same person >>>

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STOP putting porn on my timeline bruh

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if im weird with you, im comfortable with you

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kanye was right 1 good girl is worth 1,000 bitches

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i be checkin my phone like someone care bout me lol

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real

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rod wave ain’t even fat fr, he just filled wit pain

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instead of No Nut November how bout you addicts do No Nic November

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i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 138mph

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beating ur meat in the school bathroom is fuckin outrageous

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in my "whatever happens, happens” era rn

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college got me realizing why people trap and do onlyfans

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she’s so pretty and always right

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voice messages >>> text messages

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fast replies are attractive

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matching bracelets type of love

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fuck a gut feeling i’m damn near psychic

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a girl with a bf easier to bag than a single girl

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mfs out here 5’6 talm bout “ima be michael myers for halloween”, dawg you finna be chucky

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bruno mars was right, i do wanna throw a grenade at her

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pretty girl w/ a pretty soul >>>

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when i send “🎳” yk what i mean

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y’all ever look at somebody’s story nd unadd them 💀

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when i say “be safe” i mean that shit from the bottom of my heart

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the “i” before “love you” is always important

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“bro” but romantically

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idk how girls swallow cum it’s so slimy, warm, nd kinda sour lol

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the small things mean the most to me

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if my girl wanted lego flowers i’d simply buy her lego land, but that’s just me tho

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i be like “idc” then my chest start hurting

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my icks in women, it had to be said nd done.

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my whole life on dnd.. i only deal with who i want😭

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“wrong bitch” irritates me so much, as if an organized mf like me would mix that up

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twitter will always be your best app if you're single, funny or just depressed

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y’all ever open an iMessage and think “what the fuck am I supposed to say to this”

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she’s so pretty i’d let her bite me

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gaslighting myself into thinking im ok

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real

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when 21 Savage says pussyyyyyyy >>>>

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GIRLS CAN CUM???!!!

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i see the red flags in you, but they heart shaped

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self care aint working, im back to doing drugs

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JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY WTFFF

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silver jewelry >>> gold jewelry

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1 year

social media needs to stop recommending people i may know. i know them nd i hate them

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i was flirting for fun but NOW i’m waiting for their notification

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all this forehead and i still can’t remember shih

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idk how to flirt but if you wanna argue, im here

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i whisper "what the fuck" to myself at least 50 times a day

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bad bitches listen to The Weeknd

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bad bitches listen to The Weeknd

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me everytime i hit the blunt and think about you

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napping while it rains >>>

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i’m so glad some of yall weren’t swallowed. y’all are cool ngl

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smell ur balls nd tell me if u deserve a good woman

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idc how close we are do NOT be telling my business to others

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fuck a gut feeling i’m damn near psychic

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real

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its attractive when you get the same effort you give

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if she wanted coffee i’d simply buy her a whole starbucks franchise, but that’s just me tho

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when i ask her “how was ur day?” but i already know

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fuck texting, come see me right now

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played dumb but i always knew

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“mi amor” hits diff i swear

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ik my fit is hard when my family doesn’t like it

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stop watching porn.

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sativa by jhene aiko brings out the shy slut in me

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“u answer fast" I WANT U

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ima be mad asf if my kids ain’t funny

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@upblissed my advice? stop shaking ur legs

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"bro" and "dude" but romantically

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babe is ur pussy sativa or indica??

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sometimes i get really disgusted with my own past like damn wtf was i thinking

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if she wanted coffee i’d simply buy her a whole starbucks franchise, but that’s just me tho

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she’s so pretty i’d let her bite me

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self care isn’t working, pass me the alcohol

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i love hearing a “come with me” person

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i can't go a day without listening to music

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no offense to myself but WTF am i actually doing

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“we want grandkids” best i can do is not kms

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@upblissed Bro was talking bout a “retreat” nah bro the feds coming next☠️

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i can't go a day without listening to music

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facetime me when you miss me, i like that shit

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