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The bandman who loves cats despite being allergic
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The bandmen who will be remembered eternally πŸ’œπŸ•Š
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The bandman who always wore a leather mask which covered his right eye
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The bandman who had advocated for gay rights since the late 80s / early 90s
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The bandman who might sue Elon Musk
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The bandman who's son grew up to be an award winning author
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The vkei bandman who yelled "OUUGGH" to the crowd in an interview to "scare them"
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The bandman who tweeted a verbal warning for yoshiki to Elon musk over the xjapan twitter situation
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The bandman who had his named leaked by the Brazilian government
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The bandman who loved bauhaus and david Bowie
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The babdman with a 5 star rating on wiki feet
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The bandman who screamed about reita from the gazette while skydiving
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The bandman who edits 30 second birthday videos for his ex band mates every year
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The bandman who can speak English Korean German and Japanese, worked with 4 different translation companies, good at creating digital contents, mix and master at a professional level, a perfectionist and workaholic , looks good enough to be a model, and hates nazis
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The bandman who made noodles with his bones added
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The bandman who wants you to pay for his masturbation
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The bandman who went under a...peculiar operation
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The bandman who was asked to do a micheal jackson impersonation and started moaning
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The bandman who replaces alcohol in bottles with tea so his bandmates don't get drunk and fall off the stage
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The bandman who was banned from a dating app for "impersonating" himself
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The vocalist who grabbed his guitarist ass while performing
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The bandman who thinks β€˜fnaf’ stands for β€˜fucking nasty anal fucking’
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The bandman who said gay rights in a promo magazine for their upcoming album during covid
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The bandman who, while in a foreign country, got stabbed, stolen from, fell down stairs and broke a bone while trying to find his venue for his show
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The bandman who needed his call his assistant to help him end an instagram live
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The bandman with 3 butterfly tattoos
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The bandman with his own branded fruit snacks named after himself
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The bandman who's bandmate fully believed they were a girl for a while
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The bandman who keeps posting photos of him w boners
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The bandman who wears snoopy pj's to bed
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The bandman who performed a really out of tune, incorrect nirvana smells like teen spirit cover on a live stream with a blank face
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The bandman who's unfortunate death was mourned by kpop idol hwang hyunjin via a painting of roses
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The bandman who went to a blackpink concert
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The bandman who's birthday it is today
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The bandman who made a branded vibrator for merch
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The bandman who, while showing off how to share their new album, leaked his pornhub tab
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The bandman who won't stop dancing to 'case 143' by stray kids
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The bandman who cosplayed neuzuko from demon slayer
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The bandman who beat up his bandmates because they sucked at dancing
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The bandman who accidentally posted a video of him receiving hickies from his vocalist
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The bandman who was mistaken as a girl by his vocalist and bassist
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The bandman who, in an interview, referred to his fans as his bitches
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The bandman who became a avocado farmer after disbanding
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The bandman who thought all the members of his previous band had passed away
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The bandwoman who's a lesbian
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The bandman who keeps wearing the most disgusting weird trousers ever I don't even understand where he's getting them why are the skinny jeans but also saggy it makes no sense I hate it here
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The fishing, baggy bottom jeans, 'libido saved his life' bandman who's birthday it is today
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The bandman who:
Tweet media one
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The bandman who posted his bare ass to instagram
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The bandman who wants to implant his bones into his guitar
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The Bandman with a 2 star rating on wiki feet
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The bandman who refuses to change his blonde hair , even after 20 years
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The bandman who drinks wine at 7am
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The bandman who wears snoopy pjs to bed
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The bandman who played the role of a prostitute in a movie , that was made by the band
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The bandman who is globally known as "scarf lady"
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The bandman who sent photos of their vocalist covered in vomit to the tanuki twt acc
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The bandman who apparently lived across from a yakuza HQ which would shoot bullets through his window
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The bandman who cooked rice and beef on stage
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The bandman who posted themselves peeing on instagram
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The bandman who had an "x reader" fanfiction about the reader experiencing period cramps written about him
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The bandman who is deaf in his left ear
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The bandman who got a "strange heartbeat" when he saw his bandmate changing
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The bandman who cosplayed as ciel phantomhive
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The vocalist who exposed his guitarist as a vampire who sucks the souls out of people who listen to his music
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The bandman who is a mermaid
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the bandman married to Avril Lavigne sister
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The bandman who takes photos in his wolf underwear
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The bandman who's ex wrote about him having a mommy kink
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The bandman who was proud to have seen mana sama changing
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The bandman whose fashion brand created clothes in zepeto
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The bandman who's fashion brand is collabing with zepeto
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The bandman who thinks the world is full of misery, there is no hope in sight, you're trying over and over again to pull yourself up a little higher but you're only falling lower and lower until you're completely drained out
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The two bandmen who ran away from Tokyo's gay district because they got scared
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The bandman who started scratching his balls infront of his bandmates
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The bandman who loves to stay in the middle like you a little don't want no riddle λ§ν•΄μ€˜ say it back oh say it ditto 아침은 λ„ˆλ¬΄ λ©€μ–΄ so say it ditto
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The bandman who, when trying to 'meet up' with a girl, got caught asking "is only anal okay?"
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The bandman who believes he looks and sounds like micheal Jackson
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The bandman who, while in a foreign country, got stabbed, stolen from, and fell down stairs while trying to find his venue for his show
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The bandman who got hug tackled by Jackson Wang at coachella
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The bandman who put a dildo in his mouth and simultaneously choked up fake cum for a music video
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The bandman who'd threaten to hurt their bandmates whenever they called them short
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The bandman who got his arm broken and ear ripped by police officers
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The bandman who posted a vid of him dancing to skz Case 143 on tiktok
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The bandman who's favourite winter sport is anal
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The bandman who fell asleep during an interview
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The bandman who tweets a report on every duck he sees
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The bandman who is a vtuber
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THE BANDMAN WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY
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The bandman
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the (ex)bandman who left because the concept was becoming too "gay"
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the bandman who made JJBA his whole personality
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the vkei bandman who believed that he was the reincarnation of a russian girl who was stabbed in the eye by his own mother in the winter over bread
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The bandman who put a bra on his head recently
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The vkei bandman that is kyo bc Kyo KYO and Kyo and Kyo KYO Kyo
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The bandman who has a video of him scratching his balls infront of the rest of the band
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The bandman who is pregnant
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The bandman who dated a pornstar in the 90's
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The bandman who had a crush on mana sama 🀭
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The bandman who ghosted their band and attempted to 'disappear' and then accidentally tried to order a pizza by text in their line group chat
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