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If Solana hits $2 I’ll post my titties
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Caught a guy glancing at me at the gym. Smiled at him. He smiled back. We both went back about our business… harmless behaviour.
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Men only want one thing To free Top G
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Meghan Markle is the perfect example of how marrying the wrong woman can destroy your entire family
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Tate held in custody for another month. 9 months of wire taps and home raids and they still can’t find enough evidence to prosecute him. Interesting..
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Ugh. I can’t even go to the gym naked without gross men staring at me. Men are such creeps.
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Guys are so easy, just be super happy all the time and feed them and they fall in love.
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America’s really got fat people thinking they look good
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Generally if a guy stares it’s one of three things. - he wants to use your machine - he’s gazing off into his thoughts - you look good and he didn’t mean harm
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Im 2 years from 30 and my net worth is $17m. Here's how I got to where I am: - I worked hard and saved $150k from my 9-5 - made $600k trading NFTs - traded $1.5m in highly leveraged crypto trades - received $23m from my parents for my 21st Follow me for financial advice
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There is no vaccine for HIV after 40yrs of research. No cure for cancer after 100yrs of research. The flu spreads like wildfire each year without any concern. Yet a virus appears out of nowhere, a vaccine magically appears from 4 different pharma and forced on us? Fauci lied.
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Moved all my assets to a hard wallet! Stay safe in crypto guys
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These TikTok lives are getting wild #freetopg
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@BarstoolBigCat When you tell a joke so funny that HR wants to hear it
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Would you trust me as your financial advisor?
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If a woman can’t cook (literally the most basic life skill), how can you trust her to raise your children?
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@ImJosefRakich I should’ve pulled my tripod out dammit
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BREAKING: Mexican spy balloon spotted over US coast
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Onlyfans is haram
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Are you this old?
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Inshallah tomorrow he will be free ❤️🙏
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Crypto is for broke people trying to get rich
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What’s wrong with cooking and cleaning for your man? I’ll devote my entire life to my future husband.
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2 years
Sending booty pics for crypto advice
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“Why aren’t you married?” lol
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Which one you taking financial advice from?
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BREAKING: THE LIARS ARE EXPOSED Conversations from alleged “victims” prove complete set up. I am beyond disgusted. SHARE THIS POST to expose the corruption involved in this case. Free the brothers and jail these girls immediately.
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Only 90’s kids will understand this
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I like to smoke weed, trade NFTs, and fuck. Super simple.
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What are the officials hiding.. are they worried the brothers will expose corruption in Romania if they are released? 2 months+ of being detained with no evidence with KNOWLEDGE and proof of a set up by the “victims” reflects true corruption.
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If we have another bull run I’ll post my titties
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Im turning 28 in 10 days and my net worth is $17m. Here's how I got to where I am: - I worked hard and saved $150k from my 9-5 - made $600k trading NFTs - traded $1.5m in highly leveraged crypto trades - received $23m from my parents for my 21st Follow me for financial advice
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Twitter is a reversed tinder, hot girls DM rich crypto nerds and they dont reply
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Imagine being the most beautiful woman in the world competing for Miss Universe, and a man wins it.
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Sponsored by $PEPE
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Would you trust us to give you financial advice?
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How about this. I fly to the Bahamas. Trick SBF that I’m dtf. Then we all pull a citizens arrest
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If you don’t trust the COVID vaccine I want to follow you
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3 years ago I only had $50 to my name. After working over time and studying for 4 years I finally got the career of my dreams. Today I have $5 and $230k debt.
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Only future billionaires can like this tweet
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Eat. Sleep. Trade crypto. Repeat.
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The average NFT trader breakfast
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before I got rekt GM!!
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If SBF goes to jail I’ll post my tiddies
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You cannot choose your gender
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BREAKING: women who cook and clean have a 99% greater chance of getting married
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@itxusman__ - Written by a man
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AI is part of the matrix
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I genuinely can’t tell if a guy finds me funny or if he’s trying to fuck.
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I just blocked everyone who isn’t going to triple their income this year. If you can reply you made the cut.
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Would you trust me as your financial advisor?
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As a woman who knows Tate I have never felt threatened by Tate, he has always been a gentleman. He even took care of me when I broke my hand. No expectations. Without reducing the severity of the allegations, I would be truly shocked if he is found guilty of human trafficking.
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Me asking my dad for more money because I lost it all in crypto again
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You ask me for breakfast and I show up like this, wyd? Sweats: @thebr3akfastclb
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This guy really went on a date and leaked classified information on Pfizer to try get laid. Men are too easy.
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Only people who know what a floppy disk is can like this post
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How do I look, Mr Bond?
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Bitcoin mami says GM
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For every like I’ll make my face fatter
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London girl now.
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I can’t breathe. I finally found the key to my wallet. This has been locked in a silk road account from 2013.
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All artificial, no intelligence.
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It might be my birthday
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Reality check: - Men and women are not equal - Fat is not beautiful - Scientists are paid to lie - The vaccine is not for COVID - The vaccine is not safe - Your leaders are insider trading - The banks don’t have your money - Your government doesn’t want the best for you
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COVID is the world’s biggest scam
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Back with my closest, life is good 💕
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Woke up still broke wtf
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Crypto is down. NFTs are down. Everything is going down on you except your wife.
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Halal mode
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No woman wants a shredded man. Only men like super muscly men.
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Twitter is a reversed tinder, hot girls DM rich crypto nerds and they dont reply
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Deleting instagram to focus on my husband.
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GM from Singapore 🇸🇬🫶
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Sending booty pics for crypto advice
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The gayest thing a man can do is split the bill
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I got a man that I’m ready to devote my entire life to. Have his children and do anything he asks. We’ve never met and he doesn’t know I exist but I’d die for him.
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I don’t care about my NDA with FTX. It’s time I expose the TRUTH about working with them.
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🐻❤️
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Palestinians arrested during their Ramadan prayers at the mosque. Videos have also emerged with extreme police brutality which I will not post. This is complete terrorism and in the holy month. I am beyond disgusted. #freepalestine
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Would you mint me?
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First day at work what we ordering?
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The only liquidity I have 😪
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How do I look Sheriff?
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Just got my first payout from X. Quit your job mama we made it!
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No man has all 7: 1. Savings 2. His own place 3. University degree 4. Speaks to his mother. 5. Never lost money in crypto.
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My last New Year’s in my 20s.
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IM SO FUCKING HAPPY HOLY FUCK
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@immutable_eth Maybe if my friend gets released
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I stopped using Instagram and TikTok. One thing I noticed is these types of apps create serious mental disorders.
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Morning routine: Wake up 1L water 45 minute walk 1L water 1 hour cardio training 1L water Shower Breakfast and coffee All before unlocking my phone. Daily.
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Good morning 🫶 hope you’re having a healthy Saturday
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How to achieve financial freedom: Apply for a personal loan. Put it in crypto. Don’t pay off the loan. Move countries and change name. Repeat.
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Sell high, buy feet pics. Follow me for more financial advice
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Gm! New to crypto what should I buy 👉👈
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Gone private. If you can see this you a real one 🤝
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I wish my man went down on me as much a FTX
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Every rich person I know lost their entire wealth before making it back tenfold. If you’ve suffered a loss, it may be the lesson you needed to achieve true success.
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